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RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 7:53am On Sep 23, 2014
Dygeasy: SLOTS

1.
Naijaboiy and ***** to woo MARIEOLAE

2.
Zicoraads and ***** to woo MizMyColi
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 7:50am On Sep 23, 2014
zicoraads: Dygeasy...I'll like to woo MizMyColi kiss
Noted.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 7:50am On Sep 23, 2014
Suggested LADIES YOU CAN WOO

MizMyColi
Farano
Temigracie
Cdamsel
Tashamania
Teespice
Harbosede02
Chymystique
Xtarxhyne
Cheryl1
AfricanApple
Frankysnow
Kulkatty
Sholasholala
Blackbeau1
Kachisbarbie
Ideyhere
Marieolae
Isk
Dolcilicious
Candygosh
Sarimah
IfyAngela
Romanciella
Lorlaahlozz
Dechandel
Cecediva
Audrie
SELENAqueensy
Softsparkyy
MrsBreezy
Beckyomas
MsAnne
Liability
Rozzay
Will add more as I remember cool

You can woo anybody who's not on this list as well. ANYBODY!!
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 7:47am On Sep 23, 2014
kilokeys: where d rules na @ op

morale is high already o.

hmm farano fine sha.
RULES

- You (a guy) can only woo one person (a lady) at a time.

- A lady can get wooed by as many men as possible.

- First thing is declaration to woo a lady e.g: Dygeasy says "I'd like to woo Tonto Dikeh. Then another man could decide to make a challenge e.g: Pasqal09 says "I'd like to challenge Dygeasy" and there we have a slot. Other men could decide to challenge Dygeasy and Pasqal09. There's no limit. And Pasqal09 might decide to go for an entirely fresh slot hoping some one challenges him.
The wooing proper comes up on Friday, 26th September 2014

Ensure you tag me in every declaration and challenge.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 6:58am On Sep 23, 2014
YOU CAN ONLY WOO ONE PERSON AT A TIME
CultureRe: The Plight Of The Northern Child by Dygeasy(m):
Bullshit! What's with the generalization? Mention your village in Zamfara state.

He even mentioned Kano. Isn't Kano in the north. The rural areas are truly in deplorable states but limit your thoughts and yarnings to those areas.

The north isn't as bad as we've been made to believe. I went to Kaduna recently and I must confess, people have money.

There's no America in Nigeria abeg. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Judge Flees As Thugs Disrupt Proceedings Against Fayose by Dygeasy(m):
Nigerian politics and thuggery.

Na Ekiti people mumu pass. lipsrsealed
CultureRe: What Is Preventing Africa From Experiencing A Cultural Renaissance? by Dygeasy(m):
Our problems start from colonization and later on corruption after independence.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 2:33am On Sep 23, 2014
KelvinGraphics: Xsengalipsrsealed
hmm...

That babe pass me o grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 2:28am On Sep 23, 2014
LogoDWhiz: Dygeasy,
u sef must woo somebody o.
lol! Recommend a very fine somebody. smiley
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 2:06am On Sep 23, 2014
naijaboiy: So how e go be?
Just relax. Someone will challenge you.

I'll post the rules in the morning.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 1:56am On Sep 23, 2014
naijaboiy: marieolae smiley
Noted. cool
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 1:42am On Sep 23, 2014
naijaboiy: I'm in smiley
Who are you wooing?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op):
Suggested LADIES YOU CAN WOO

MizMyColi
Farano
Temigracie
Cdamsel
Tashamania
Teespice
Harbosede02
Ihymystique
Xtarxhyne
Cheryl1
AfricanApple
Frankysnow
Kulkatty
Sholasholala
Blackbeau1
Kachisbarbie
Ideyhere
Marieolae
Isk
Dolcilicious
Candygosh
Sarimah
IfyAngela
Romanciella
Lorlaahlozz
Dechandel
Cecediva
Audrie
SELENAqueensy
Softsparkyy
MrsBreezy
Beckyomas
MsAnne
Liability
Rozzay
Arva
Will add more as I remember cool
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op):
[b]WOOING SCHEDULE


DAY 1
Friday 26th September.


Slot 1
6:30pm - 6:55pm

Naijaboiy and Ayukdaboss and KiddaBlingzz to woo MARIEOLAE


Slot 2
7:00pm - 7:25pm

Laplace12 and Djeezy to woo SARIMAH


Slot 3
7:30pm - 7:50pm

Francistony and VictoriousVic to woo MISSTERIOUS


Slot 4.
8:00pm - 8:20pm

Zicoraads and Seagold and Customized13 to woo MizMyColi


Slot 5
8:30pm - 8:50pm

Mization and KingTom to woo FARANO

Slot 6.
9:00pm - 9:20pm

Xcapist and ***** to woo Kika23


DAY 2

Saturday, 27th September 2014


Slot 7
6:30pm - 7:00pm

Kilokeys and KashKampKen and Kelvingraphics and Beennkumar to woo DECHANDEL



Slot 8.
7:00pm - 7:20pm

Chibwike and ***** to woo MISSBERRYPOP5


Slot 9.
7:30pm - 7:50pm
Jigsawkillah and Harlos to woo XTARXHYNE


Slot 10.
8:00pm - 8:20pm

Jbluv55 and ***** to woo SPCAGTOKO


Slot 11.
8:30pm - 8:50pm

RuudNisterooy and BlackStallion to woo Ivyy


Slot 12.
9:00pm - 9:20pm

Neldrizzy and Devilmaycry to woo CLAIRESHAN[/b]
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op):
RULES

- You (a guy) can only woo one person (a lady) at a time.

- A lady can get wooed by as many men as possible.

- First thing is declaration to woo a lady e.g: Dygeasy says "I'd like to woo Tonto Dikeh. Then another man could decide to make a challenge e.g: Pasqal09 says "I'd like to challenge Dygeasy" and there we have a slot. Other men could decide to challenge Dygeasy and Pasqal09. There's no limit. And Pasqal09 might decide to go for an entirely fresh slot hoping some one challenges him.
The wooing proper comes up on Friday, 26th September 2014

Ensure you tag me in every declaration and challenge.



Farano & Pasqal09.... MAKE UNA SHOW ABEG cool
RomanceThe Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by Dygeasy(op): 12:19am On Sep 23, 2014
Hello Everybody,

Welcome, to the official Nairaland Romance Section's WOOING CHALLENGE (A brain-child of EzePromoe and Dxplorer) for the last quarter of 2014 and I am your host, dygeasy grin.

We had one earlier in the year but we lost the whole event and traces that it ever held. Are we now gonna let the year pass without as much as a memory? I think not. So Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring forward to you this challenge.

Where we have Men. True men of valour trying to outdo one another in winning the heart of a beautiful and worthy damsel. No mincing of words, just say it as it is. The beauty of words. Not to talk too much, here is for man to declare his interest in a lady and get other men to challenge him.

It's simple,
Prove yourself,
Fight for her,
Win her heart,
Get her confused,
Make her wish she could choose you all.



Slots will be given on a first come first serve basis.

Let's do this!!!
Forum GamesRe: Say Something Good About Yourself, Gossip About Someone Too. by Dygeasy(m): 10:53pm On Sep 22, 2014
MizMyColi: I didn't draw my conclusion based on "you" here. It transcends.
Transcends to where?

Where's that PM link sef?
Forum GamesRe: Say Something Good About Yourself, Gossip About Someone Too. by Dygeasy(m): 7:35pm On Sep 22, 2014
MizMyColi: LoL
I noticed, @Nice to a fault
Am I nice on here?
Forum GamesRe: Say Something Good About Yourself, Gossip About Someone Too. by Dygeasy(m): 7:33pm On Sep 22, 2014
obayaya: Did you just say you're nice to a fault? shocked Biko I love that your IDGAF attitude grin

And I'm still studying that specimen wink Boy you're good. I need to get some writing lessons from you. I admire you a lot sir.

Thank you.
Behind the nairaland moniker lies a human being grin


lol! cool
LiteratureRe: The JOB by Dygeasy(op): 6:58pm On Sep 22, 2014
CHAPTER 6

"Good Morning Abdul." He greeted the security man as he drove in through the huge gate.

"Good Morning Dave." Abdul Bosco replied smiling. "You're up early."

"Yeah. It's my first day, I might as well be the first person." David responded.

"Have a nice day."

David drove in and went around the tall building to the back where the parking lot was. There was no car there which meant he was the first to arrive. He smiled to himself and killed the car engine after he had found a space. He got out of the car, picked up his briefcase and buttoned his new Armani suit jacket. He felt too good with himself and walked with the swagger of a rich executive towards the large glass-door at the main entrance into the building. He brought out his identity card which also serves as his keycard which grants him access into anywhere in the building which he ought to have access to. He had clearance level 3. Only the CEO had access to every part of the building and that was Clearance level 5. Andrew and other senior executives had level 4 clearance. The door swung open after he had inserted his card and he walked into the spacious reception hall. He decided to use the stairs which took him to the second floor where his office is located. The IT department faced the row of offices of the personnel managers. He walked into his secretary's office which was separated by a wall of glass from his. He walked through into his office, a well decorated office with the best of furnitures. The room smelled of fresh paint and wood polish. He sat down in his huge swivel chair behind the huge mahogany table and switched on the desktop computer on his table where he had to log into his account with his staff details. He found out everything was easy enough and he needed no orientation for him to know he had the major control to the information system of the whole building including staff details, financials and general information on every sub-division of COLE Consolidated. He was awed. He got up and opened the adjoining door leading to where he assumed would be another office. He opened the door and found himself climbing onto a small podium which had a protective pulpit-like glass from which he could address a number of people. The room was long and wide with lots of cubicles which had a desktop computer in each of them. Clearly he was the boss here.

He went back into his office and sat down in his chair and rotated it. He smiled to himself. Someone walked into his office. He hadn't closed the door while he was busy inspecting everywhere. David looked at him with questioningly. A bald-headed man with grey hair on the little part of his head that had hair. He had eyes so menacingly cold and mouth that looked set like he had never smiled with it.

"I see you're resuming early." The man said.

"Yeah. I want to get started pretty quick."

"Typical. I'm Professor (Dr) Charles Cole." The man said. "Professor of psychology and philosophy." He added proudly.

"What a weird combination." David thought. "David Osho. The new IT Manager." David said, deliberately leaving out the 'Chief'.

"I know. I've heard pretty much about you. Not important stuff though." Charles said with a scoff.

David remained silent.

"I'm used to being the early riser here. It's good you want to make an impression early enough. I'll just give you a run down of what's expected of you."

"Okay?" David said and motioned for him to sit down.

"I'm usually more comfortable in my own office." Charles said and leaned against the door.

David pursed his lips and said nothing.

"Asides your normal duty which you know already. You're going to write a professional exam in the next couple of months; The National Institute of Technology (NIT) and you can't afford to fail it. You'll be tested on your field and aptitudinally. You're going to have to study really hard for it. We usually throw the test in the way of new employees to test their knowledge and mental state. No one has failed before, you shouldn't be the first.

"And if I don't fail?" David asked.

"You'll get a 10 percent raise."

"If I fail?"

"You'll be thrown to the cubicle in there." Charles said pointing to the adjoining door between David's office and the large room.

David nodded. "But I wasn't told before."

"Are you scared already?" Charles asked with a smug smile sitting comfortably on his face. "There are many things you're going to find out in the coming days which you weren't told before."

David said nothing and sat back in his chair. He loosened his tie. "Fine."

"I'll be your personal tutor on psychology. It's part of the test." Charles said and dropped a stack of books on psychology on David's desk. All written by him.

David just kept staring at the books. Charles turned and walked out of the office like a robot low on battery. David watched him say something to his secretary who had arrived.

"Good Morning Sir. I've had your schedule for the week prepared." His secretary, a young lady who looked like she's in her late teens but in reality in her late twenties walked in. She looked pretty and wore no wedding or engagement band. She had a pair of glasses on and her gown emphasized the slight curves she had in her hips. Her legs were straight like a model's and her nose like a kettle's. Light make-up, attractive face, kept simple.

"You haven't even told me your name." David observed.

"I'm used to people calling me different names; Pouty Mouthed, Rosy eyes. Are you going to give me a new one sir?" She asked with a seductive yet professional smile.

David chuckled, "No. I'll prefer your name."

"Are you gonna be much fun at all? Call me Beth."

"Beth as in Macbeth?" David asked.

"Holy _shit! You're boring. That's dry. Elizabeth. Lizzy, Beth. I'll answer either."

"I like Lizzy more. You walk like a lizard you know." David said.

She laughed a bit too hard than David expected. "My new boss here is a very funny man."

"So my schedule looks like what?"

"Like you're not gonna be able to have lunch for the whole week." Lizzy said handing him a sheet of paper.

"Did you prepare this off your own discretion?"

"No. From different sources throughout the whole of this building. Here is the source of every information so I pulled out everything that has to do with you for the week."

"I see." David said slowly, reading the paper in his hand.

"I'm brilliant, I know." Lizzy said smiling satisfactorily with herself.

"Would you just cancel every meeting that will take place in this office today?" David asked. "I think I'm going to be too busy to see anybody today. Tell anybody I'm not in.

"I know I'm not gonna make heaven if I keep this job. I lie every day." Lizzy said.

"Would you rather quit?"

"Not even for heaven's sake." She said and did the money counting sign with her left palm and right fingers and walked gingerly out of David's office.

"What a girl." David said in his head. He got up and pulled the dark curtains over the glass wall and rolled up his shirt sleeves. He had work to do.

By 9am the whole building was filled with activities. The large room was fillied up in no time and his phone rang incessantly. It's either one of the IT guys was calling to request for his permission to access some files or someone from the finance department was logging in some exhorbitant amount of money which had be wired out or recieved. His staff account was queued up with messages waiting for action. He had a lot to cover within the shortest possible time. A time which would be more than his 8-hour work schedule. He plunged deeply into his work and took no notice of time passing. Susan called twenty-one time. He was oblivious of the fact that his phone was ringing. Lizzy brought him lunch of chicken and chips and she had a good laugh when he pointed to the food and pointed to his mouth. She practically fed him with the whole food. In fact he drank the ketchup.

By 9pm, David was still in his office working. Andrew peered in through the door. "How was your first day?"

"Fine Fine Fine." David said exhaling heavily."

"It's hard work here. Andrew said.

"Seeing is believing. I'll survive."

"Charles was here today no?"

"Yes he was."

"Pretty odd character isn't he? The worst uncle I have. Do not mind his acts."

"I've gotten over it already. He mentioned a test."

"Yes. He was right. We were going to tell you but events over the week didn't let us. We're sorry. It's nothing really but it is important."

"I know how important it is. It could cost me this chair. I'll prepare for it." David said straight-facedly.

"You're going to have to do some studying. You're mainly going to be tested on your course of study. The psychology aspect is going to be tutored by Charles. He volunteered. Its not my doing." Andrew said absolving himself from anything that had to do with marrying David and Charles because he could tell the obvious dislike David had for Charles.

"Fine. Okay."

"Here are some books you might need." David Andrew said and dropped the bag he was holding on David's table.

"I didn't have this much in my undergraduate days."

"I trust you won't disappoint." Andrew said.

"Don't worry about me."
***

He was in the car backing out of the parking lot when he noticed the LED light on his phone blinking and then he found thirty-two missed calls from Susan. He almost lost control as the car sped dangerously into reverse. The number of calls was outrageous and he had never had that much number of missed calls in his entire life. Since he had met Susan, they had barely spent ten hours apart. David's first day at work would be the first time. He left home before 6am and he was going home some minutes to midnight. He drove out of the gates and got on the road leading to his new home. Susan would still be awake he thought. Was she going to be angry? She'll understand it was his job. But he should have called her. But he hadn't seen her missed calls. He made the ten minutes drive home in seven minutes. He held his jacket and briefcase and unlocked the frontdoor. The lights and the television were still on. Susan sat quietly on a couch in a transparent nightgown staring at the television. "Babe I'm sorry." He said as he walked into the living room and joined her on the couch.

"Is this how it's going to be everyday? You should have at least called."

"I'm sorry. I didn't know you called."

"And you didn't bother to call to check on me all day."

"I'm sorry baby. It won't happen again." He said and kissed her neck. "Did you just have your bath?"

Susan nodded.

"_Naked?" He asked.

"If only you were home in time." Susan said getting up. "And don't even think about it. You can get your food from the kitchen." She pulled her night robe around her and climbed the stairs leading to their bedroom.

David said nothing but relaxed in the couch and shut his eyes and mind off the worries of the day and the days to come.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Quotes by Dygeasy(op): 6:52pm On Sep 22, 2014
Isk: smiley
lol!
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Reasons Not To Judge People by Dygeasy(m): 5:45pm On Sep 22, 2014
The only question I like to ask myself or any judge is, "If you were in the person's shoes, would you have acted differently or done it better?"
Forum GamesRe: Say Something Good About Yourself, Gossip About Someone Too. by Dygeasy(m): 5:12pm On Sep 22, 2014
I am nice to a fault. I don't know how to say NO and I don't regret saying YES all the time. I believe I am the best person there is. And my voice? I know it's niiiiccce. No be today. I'm just saying good things about myself tongue

Well, Obayaya, he is known around here. One of the intelligent ones around. He saw right through me when no one else did, not even my 'acclaimed' besties. The strength I got from you that day is indescribable. Thanks brother. Just for the records, I admire your persona.

Respet Sir!

I did it! cool
RomanceRe: 20 Romantic Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by Dygeasy(m): 1:04pm On Sep 22, 2014
teeo: excatly what i would have said. Thumbs up bro
RomanceRe: 20 Romantic Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by Dygeasy(m): 1:04pm On Sep 22, 2014
teeo: excatly what i would have said. Thumbs up bro
I'm glad we think in like manner. cool
RomanceRe: 20 Romantic Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by Dygeasy(m): 12:37pm On Sep 22, 2014
cdamsel: 19. Am I perfect in your eyes?

The answer should always be yes, no questions asked. If he truly loves you, trust me you would be as white as snow before him.

I have a problem with this,i don't think he has to see me as perfect heck I don't c him as perfect,its about accepting each other flaws,he know the flaws re there & choose to over look it is quiet different from you are prefect
My 1kobo sha#
No. You overlook the flaws and see your partner as perfect. Not the other way round.
RomanceRe: 20 Romantic Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by Dygeasy(m): 12:36pm On Sep 22, 2014
cdamsel: 19. Am I perfect in your eyes?

The answer should always be yes, no questions asked. If he truly loves you, trust me you would be as white as snow before him.

I have a problem with this,i don't think he has to see me as perfect heck I don't c him as perfect,its about accepting each other flaws,he know the flaws re there & choose to over look it is quiet different from you are prefect
My 1kobo sha#
TV/MoviesRe: Mtn Project Fame Season 7.0 Official Thread by Dygeasy(m): 12:29pm On Sep 22, 2014
MizMyColi: @The word "Tenq"
Oh! gringringrin

Please vote o!
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Dygeasy(m): 12:13pm On Sep 22, 2014
Yungmilio2: ahbi
sexier than Tontoh Lee
I give up. I'm booking a studio session for you come december. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Mtn Project Fame Season 7.0 Official Thread by Dygeasy(m): 12:07pm On Sep 22, 2014
MizMyColi: cheesy
wink

why is this lady grinning? grin
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Dygeasy(m): 12:04pm On Sep 22, 2014
hawtimolly: with faith cos am awaiting d slow list cry !btw I already have my school tinz packed
It will happen. Kip packing. I shall see you next month. smiley

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