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No politician is worth dying for. The fight is internal and it’s a pity many Nigerians are carried away by her fake and cheap caprices.

The traffic was insane yesterday. I left office 4pm and arrived Adekunle Yaba at 8pm. I was thoroughly drained yesterday.

lildush:
This is not 2011model bro. Check again

2007 engine is in the car

2011 comes with I4 Venza engine

To avoid April fool, he discreetly fired Mele Kyari midnight April 2 and replacement is with immediate effect.

I thought this man would have been removed since. How he managed to hold the office till now baffles me.

Round peg in square hole! Very incompetent

Natasha … Natasha.. Everywhere Natasha

AndroBlaze:
The driver is a depressed fool...I hope he loses his Bolt gig so he can learn what real hopelessness is, foool

What do you expect him to do when he is frustrated.

Just speechless. I can’t blame her, it only shows how depleted Nigeria has become.

Happy April Fool!

Congrats Seun!

Either you sell Nairaland completely or work on this Forum to attract more views. Nairaland don Dey before Facebook, TikTok, instagram, etc but the forum just remain redundant.

By the way the joke is very dry and I now see why Nairaland refuse to grow

Your April fool could have been…., game starts at 2pm and 5 people stand chance to win 50k each. At least people for believe you small. When 2pm nack, make you announce say na April fool . Na that time you go no say Nairaland peeps know your house address

Maj196:
Any woman called Natasha... My hand no dey

Wetin Natasha do you abeg

Make we do small “Ofofo”

panafrican:
Hopefully no-one died.
They should ask the Japanese how to build earthquake resist buildings.

Honestly Japan is still technically advanced than China.

OlujobaSamuel:
I don't understand why highway should be 50/60km, highway should be 100km, highway bridges like 3rd MB, Eko bridge , Ogudu, etc should be 80km, if highway is 60km, what would intra city speed limit be?? 30km?? So street will be 20km or arrange people to push the vehicle.
The worst part is the system tickets those that exceeds by 1point or 5point, where is the margin for error, GPS uses satellite, how do you determine the exact, it has been proven that if you place vehicles besides each other, they will likely give you different results, though, minimal difference, so there should be margin for error, you can't fine someone for driving on 63km when the limit is 60km, it doesn't makes sense.

It was mentioned in the report that 3rd MB is 80km/h max speed. 60km/h is for mobolaji Bank Anthony way.

But it doesn’t make sense because 80km/h in Benz maybe 120km/h for other low end vehicles. Also, 80km/h seems less rather the maximum should be 100km/h while Ogudu, 80km/h.

Wait a min….. Is that not Aisha buhari there and Tinubu bishop and nun?

Awon werey

TenQ:
WriterNG has been shouting that the Ukrainian soldiers were completely routed and encircled in Kursk, instead what we are seeing is the death of the bravest and accomplished Russian warriors!

My brother, I have not seen anyone that can beat the boy’s level of fantasy and obsession

How far WriterNG

Uche Pablo El Chapo

YoruBads:
My problem is that you Yorubads always hide at the back of your keyboards, come to Portharcourt, come with those soldiers let's test something.

Now I believe that Rivers people have seen why you people are separating them from their Igbo brothers.

Yorubas never like anywhere in the old eastern region. They keep pretending that they do but happenings in Rivers under Tinubu have shown the opposite.

Rivers people wake and know your real enemies.

Southsouth know your real enemies.... They are the Y.....

Please!!! Only few fans of the president from the west supports the state of emergency. A lot of Yoruba people are angry about the draconian rule of Mr. President

docdes:
The woman is really exposing the senate, and I like it. But then, the chances that she's playing to the gallery is also there.

Meanwhile, I don't find Natasha sexually attractive at all. I wonder how senators with a lot of opportunities to attract women could be falling for her. Who else thinks the same?

Have you ever wondered what goes in the mind of pedophiles and sleep with anything under t he skirt? These politicians are monsters, so they see Natasha as a winning ticket if she gets laid. It also tells you some of the shameful acts ongoing within the politicians

To do what exactly?

UkoAnnang:



Some lecturers are behaving like demi gods. However, I love the facts that the student maintain his steez. Someone like me we go fight right there

Both of you will be suspended. Maintaining your Steez is the best option here

saddler:

Mbanaso....water na money

At the rate at which they are arresting this people, who will vote for Peter Obi in 2027?

Mbanaso Pablo

So you left your life and made someone’s else better. Very useless and shameful guy

All for selfish interest. He will still come back to APC

Dawn91:
You must be a Yoruba pig or a gala hawking ibo pig.

Two cursed uncivilized tribes.

Spits

lol attention seeker. Weldone. Now you have been noticed. Anything else?

Blow up the whole country because some miscreants blew up pipe? That is not even an approach.

Datedoboy:
I agree with first leg but not this match. They didn't outplay us and dey scored a cheap goal. Fatigue affected our players cos we were playing while they rested their top players. Congrats to them but I see Barca winning the champions league. Let's face epl

1st half - it was a tie
2nd half - Liverpool
Extra time - PSG

It’s a balance game for both teams in the second leg but you see that first leg eh! PSG roast Liverpool

Datedoboy:
Yes the boys know what to do.I feel the second half will determine the game.

Hmmm 0-1 already. Okay oo

Datedoboy:
Lol. Let's wait and see

They need to attack PSG like wounded lion and defend like their life depends on it. Only this will make Liverpool win

Datedoboy:
You don't understand football tactics. Liverpool were tired during the last visit. You will see a different game today. If psg play the way they played the 1st leg, Liverpool will punish them.

You are wrong. Liverpool will crash out in a shameful way. They can’t play like that

Till date, I don’t know how Liverpool got away with 1-0 win in Paris. PSG really outplayed and outmuscled Liverpool in every corner of the pitch.

Please Liverpool should not try the same tonight otherwise they are paving the way for total annihilation.

MAD
Antap & Anthony
Wrestle mania 1-3
Burning train
Commando
Terminator 1&2
James Bond 007. - 80’s & 90’s series
Rambo

Chukwuemeka Pablo El-Chapo Ezinne, greatest developers of all time

tommylee:
I have totally given up on watching football 😂😂😂😂😂 what did I just witness, it now I believe there is a GOD OF FOOTBALL
How do u explain this phenomena of events
Benfica vs Barca.......Barca a man down
Score Benifca 0 - Barca 1

PSG vs Liverpool........Liverpool practically became PSG's Bitch
Score PSG 0 - Liverpool 1

Pls someone should explain this strange events to me 😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t even understand either