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Very lame and shameful comment. Imagine acknowledging Nigeria police as useless as very archaic police officers in another country during Moses era.

Nigeria is full with wild and barbaric animals at the helms of power.

nairalee:
When Rishi Sunek was head, he didn't denigrade India ooo

If her speaking will reset many useless and evil brains in Nigeria, she should ride on and do more

Checkwell:
The Shallipoppi guy is so fake, greedy, and whack! What does he sing? No musical talent.

You can’t blame him rather blame some Nigerians who enjoy his useless lyrical music.

All he sings is “My name is Shallipopi” and sick.. sick sick… His close colleague. Odumodu is worse

Samantha125:
How do you know that I'll definitely gain weight after having a child when none of the ladies in my family gained weight after having children?🤔🤔🤔

Smiles.. that’s a good gene your family got. You are lucky 😎. Reminds me of my former boss after round 4

Mariangeles:
That kewtt is lying, for some reason best known to him.
Samantha is as female as can be.

Do you just believe everything you're told?

lol I don’t know what to believe or not on this forum. Thanks 4 letting me know Maria.

Oga Kewtt, your big yansh don open oo

Kewtt:
Samantha125 is most likely a man.

Oh I see…

Samantha125:
Despite her weight gain, I think her makeup is the one that made her to look even more older... In her old pictures, she wasn't wearing any makeup.

I've seen many Nigerian women wearing their native attires, but still looking young.

She just delivered and experiencing post partum. Also, women’s stomach tends to remain big after child delivery and after few months, it reduces though it depends on diet and exercise.

I can see your lepa sef but definitely will gain weight after child delivery.

Thundafireseun:
All Nigerian women know is eat and sleep…. You could literally turn into their enemy once you start the talk about Gym 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️… very backward set of people….

I met one 39 years old unmarried lady looking like my great grandmother….

I advised this goat to hit the gym and this lazy old looking lady without a child yet , blatantly refused … with her big tummy like GP tank

What the hel…..

Hemanwel:
Atutuboyoyo!!! Yorubas have never been known to be good managers in the financial sector of our economy. This is largely due to their extravagant lifestyles.

Even one of the richest Yoruba men, Mike Adenuga, couldn't manage his Equatorial Trust Bank (ETB).

If UBA, Access Bank, Zenith, Fidelity, etc, had been managed by a Yoruba person from their inception, they would have probably ended up like ETB.

I come in peace o!

Is GTB doing bad

JoeyNaza:
I can confirm this. Dollar fell a lot in the black market too.

EDIT: No celebrate too much or praise Tinubu. My BDC guys explained that it's seasonal, as diaspora people are returning for the holidays, they are selling their FX in exchange for Naira, which is temporarily propping up naira value. One of them made a funny remark that all the "yankee bois" want to ride on the bad exchange rate to become billionaires in Naira , so they are selling off their dollars more than usual because it will fetch them more this period.

I am not unpatriotic, I support Naira gain, it is for our collective benefit.

BDC boys are lying. It rose from 800 to 900 last year during December period.


The rally could be attributed to the EFEMS integration with Bloomberg B system that allows financial institutions and dealers such as corporate entities can integrate with the system which has robust forex for naira swap. Imagine I don’t need to go through bank or BDC for forex sourcing and getting better from another dealer with lesser amount. It’s even the reason alit if people are offloading the dollar for naira swap. More forex is now in the system for few days than LCY.

My doubt is how sustainable it will be

Bidemi’s performance is really superb

MadamVanessa:



Who would add fresh fish to soup without first seasoning and partially cooking it? The properly cooked fish not only tastes sweeter and better but also reduces the strong odor associated with fresh fish.

If I were to visit your home and witness you adding uncooked, fresh fish directly to your soup, I would immediately infer that you lack culinary expertise and possibly maintain questionable hygiene standards and would never eat that rubbish.

Well.. if I visit you, I will prefer fried Titus fish or thoroughly garnished catfish pepper soup.

“Obi supporters will not like this” —— quoted from the comment on Netflix page. I thought this is nairaland thing

But na Kunle Afolayan spread the news na

1sherlockHolmes:
Nigeria is hard to rule. bring those ladies u mentioned from sweden and finland give them Nigeria. the country will collapse in lessthan 2years

They can’t even rule for one week. So many wicked cabals and demonic souls full naija.

EmperorCaesar:


This is rubbish

A female President? spits

Not even the highly referenced USA have had a female President 250years after its independence

Some countries have female president and they are doing fine. E.g I guess Sweden or Finland.

The old men who have ruled Nigeria, what results are we getting from it?

PDPdestroyer:
If only Lagos can borrow Otti for one month

Then Lagos will become a village

753 duplexes!!!! Ah!

Odinaka turned to python losan gan gan and swallowed 700g of salt

lol o ma pe le won

princeabdul:
Tinubu has ruin everything, even Guardiola life Don spoil. 💔

Omo this one need urgent care oo. Na so e bad reach?

Frigga13:
If I say Yoruba pushing the agenda …truth.. but …

E go pain..

However I will rather be a drug mule and take the responsibility… than digging out skulls or hunting skulls of my fellow humans for rituals and imagery money.


Tinubu was lucky on this .

God bless Nigerians .

Jail them for life .

Both shouldn't be an option. What is bad, is bad!

dominique:
I may not always agree with MURIC but I'm with them on this one. I suddenly noticed that instead of the GOTV decoder tuning into channel 1 which is their default channel, it switches to channel 100 a Christian channel. They've made the Christian channel their default channel now and you can't miss it once your decoder turns on. This is completely unfair to non Christians, if I was a Christian I'd be just as annoyed. They operate in a multi religious country yet they're forcing a particular religion on the people. They're still lamenting decline in subscribers, they've not seen anything yet. I've kukuma ditched their DSTV over a year ago, now it's time to ditch their GoTV and focus on smart TV fully. Na data e go cost me



Imagine you turn on your decoder and it takes you straight to a Muslim channel instead of the default channel where they advertise their channels and programs. Won't there be a national outcry of Islamisation IMMEDIATELY? It's been over 3 months now that GOTV has set their decoder to tune into a Christian channel once you turn it on and MURIC is just reacting yet Muslims are the intolerant ones.

You are right on defaulting the channel to 100 but they have corrected the issue. They had downtime last month which affected their channel coverage and upon fixing the issue, a lot of things happened in the process. I found it annoying too then when it defaulted to 100.

madridguy:
May Allah grant Professor Ishaq Akintola long life, good health fili idimot il-Islam. Amin.

I can see some posters attacking him already, what Prof. is saying is simple, GOTV should not force any religious show on anyone. Imagine sitting down, tune your TV to Supersport 1-3 to watch live football, and what you see is a Moulid program...or you tune your TV to Blitz to catch some football highlights and what they're airing is people doing Hajj/Humurah in Saudi Arabia.

Thanks Prof. once again.

Two suggestions for you Alfa

1. Then stop watching and subscribe to Arab TV channels.
2. Go to parental guardian section on GOtV settings and block all Christian channels.

Bacteria8:
Liverpool is forever out bi*tch

Go warm eba chop.

Liverpool 4 - 0 Real Madrid

That score line is fresh in mind

Kukutente23:
She did nothing wrong
She simply practiced taqiyya like a good Muslim should
The jihadist also did well by protecting the honour of a young Muslim female from an unbeliever
The failure lies with France that chose to mix sheep with goats and even gave goats more protection than the sheep
When did islamophobia even become a thing
Who has ever heard of christophobia
France will definitely become a preserve of Allah and his prophet soon
Allahu akbar

Is English comprehension so bad in Nigeria now?
I've received over ten quotes, some outright insults and abuse who failed to see the sarcasm in this post.
It's concerning

Apologies bro. I withdrew my comment. Got the sarcasm now

Kukutente23:
She did nothing wrong
She simply practiced taqiyya like a good Muslim should
The jihadist also did well by protecting the honour of a young Muslim female from an unbeliever
The failure lies with France that chose to mix sheep with goats and even gave goats more protection than the sheep
When did islamophobia even become a thing
Who has ever heard of christophobia
France will definitely become a preserve of Allah and his prophet soon
Allahu akbar

Everybody in the world should be Muslim right?

Respect, Yes but Submit That is the simple definition of a simp man. Even the Bible said men should love and respect their wives and in return, wives should submit to their husbands.

ednut1:
I bought 2005 camry in 2016 for 1.55m naira. The same car is over 5m today

It is now 8m chief

meobizy:
A senior Nairaland member is currently in England battling cold. He/she will not be mentioned by name. Use your imagination.

You don’t need to mention but he took the best decision of his life.

EmptyGarden:
Anything that puts food on the table at the end of the day is most important. No shame at all.
Of what use was his chambers without paying clients? And what happens when he’s unable to renew rent?

I am sure he is collecting more self from the cleaning job than naija where it seems the tunnel has unending darkness.

The principal and the meal board should be dismissed immediately

A big thief and fake demonic pastor from hell