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KissChrix:
Go back to the first page and read what I posted there


Come back and tell Me what you see on number 9

Conspiracy theorist chillax..... you sef tell am wetin you want

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I really need money for my brothers school fees...been training him comfortably, but this recession is biting hard ..... his school fees is 100k already have 75k and i need 25k more...thanks

Who is the dimwitted brain dead mofo that put this up without a warning

shaneroberts26:
I swear,if i catch you for "the other room," i go use priick kill you and even give you belle ontop, maka chi.No dey tempt person like that!

Prick wey resemble boil antibiotics fit mistakenly kill am

ADVICE 1 - Dont take antibiotics

ADVICE 2 - Get a life

akinalabi:
Thanks a lot for your post.

1. Please throw some light on what you mean by our cash out is a joke.

2. Yes we had issues during the migration but the issue of markets have been fixed. Kindly give me examples so I can fix it.

3. Asian Handicap is working fine. We currently settle the markets manually hence the delay in crediting you. It is a very tricky market to manage that is why many bookies do not offer it. Very soon, it will be 100% automated. Pardon me sir.

Manwhile epapa. I have credited you with N500 for your stress.

Our customer care team will still sort your issue.

I havent received payout yet it reads that it has been paid on your site.....Customer ID: 1244201
Please look into it thanks

MadamExcellency:
An offer by mouth or promises can't be tendered as evidence especially when it comes in form of threat and compulsion from the Executive.

The Justices reported it then to CJN as supposed because the fraud is coming from the Executive hence can't be a prosecutor in its case.

A refusal doesn't contravene the section quoted by the Op.

Some of the so called offers were made over the phone, half the phones in the market have call record functions, in the case that they don't then a strongly worded letter to the Network Service Provider can force them into releasing such records talk less of a subpoena

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The Corrupt Practices and other Related Offences Act states in

Section 23 (1) Any Public officer to whom any gratification is given, promised, or offered, in contravention of any provision of this Act shall report such gift, promise or offer together with the name, if known, of the person who gave, promised or offered such gratification to him to the nearest officer of the Commission or Police Officer.

(3) Any person who fails, without reasonable excuse, to comply with subsections (I) and (2) shall be guilty of an offence and shall on conviction be liable to a fine not exceeding one hundred thousand naira or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years or to both fine and imprisonment.

Why are they saying this things now....are they not Judges of the Apex Court in Nigeria, if the people charged with upholding Justice and Sanctity in Nigeria can't pursue the prosecution of a crime that they claimed took place in front of them... then they are infidels undeserving of the position they currently hold.

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Tweets of the APC Rivers South East Senatorial candidate

This church OPM worldwide in Eliozu Port Harcourt Nigeria introduced a free school, a free restaurant and several mind blowing philanthropic activities that you begin to wonder if only we had more people with such beautiful souls, the world will be an amazing place for us all

Well I will post pictures and other verifiable stuff later

NB. I am not a member of the church but just someone who feels that such acts should be celebrated

Very Sensible

Don't focus too much on the messenger

900 deal I'm in ph

With this price see as people dey fear to view the thread...2.850 kor 3 mil ni

I need a 2008 Honda accord budget 1m

Charlescobi:
I only use Google Chrome to spy on my girlfriend, i mean with chrome i can check her whatsapp chat on my phone.

How

RickRichards:
Oooh...that tickles!

Well, I can't recall letting you off leash, so how will you 'rattle' my cage, Einstein? Just recognize that you're now my pet thing and shut the fucck up! K9's aren't supposed to talk or type, that's just creepy. Haha!

https://i.imgur.com/YxAqfnR.gif

Creep....
BTW that's you and your momma in the pic
.cute

Whizzing:
I know this won't make FP Buh poos like Toke Makinwa vs Tiwa Savage Who rock d jumpsuit better, Tonto Dike's new look, Ben Bruce eating Ofada rice and other nonsense will be gracing d FP.I just SMH 4 all these clueless moderators...
I know una go dey use ban dey pursue me o buh Who cares

that's what it is

RickRichards:
"Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!" That's all I read up there. BTW...who glued you to the door?

When I need your opinion I will rattle ure cage

This man though....the quote "a rolling stone gathers no moss" comes to mind, all this movement yet no motion..

Lubbish

kenny987:
Very unserious set of people! Of all d pressing issues in Nigeria it is people's personal life styles u are dreaming about! Una carry morality and religion for head but na una thief pass! Who tell u say corruption, laziness in ur place of work as NASS members no dey offensive to moral n religious tenets? Silly people!

I support n like your views

IamLEGEND1:
This thread makes absolutely no sense to me

You wanted to be a classy girl

Mprex:
i think number 11 should be staying away from illicit sex and promiscuity




nice post

Thanks

daretodiffer:
You will be taken for granted if you do 4,5 and 6 a lot. C 7 is basically impossible, you are a human from planet earth

Sure! part of being classy is the ability to strike the right balance

As you well know, our toady media has made being a LovePeddler all the rage for our young daughters. They’re pushing our kids—on multiple cultural fronts—to be “empowered” sexual beastesses, and this is in spite of the plague-like spike in STDs which are saddling our kids.



In addition to the media’s brainwashing attempts to mold our girls into brainless ditzes like, imported culture has also made being a reality TVesque, whiny, nerve-grating, Girlicious drama queen witch wonderful as well.

In this article I’d like to spit on both targets the secularist tools have established for our females and set the bar a tad higher for our daughters with my 10 Commandments for Classy Girls.

Mom . . . Dad . . . teach your girl these ten things, and she won’t morph into a hellion who’ll drive us all insane.

Commandment 1: Don’t flaunt your advantages.

The Classy Girl doesn’t show off who she is, where she went to school or her net worth. Yeah, the bells and smells, the incense and nonsense afforded by certain advantages (earned or otherwise) don't mean a thing to a Classy Girl if used as a fig leaf to veil her utter lack of character and humility.

Let me make it simple for you: Everything that Maheeda, Cossy, and Afrocandy. does, do the opposite, and you will be a very pleasant and delightful young lady not hiding behind daddy’s cash, mere talent or fifteen minutes of BS-based fame.

A girl with class understands with all the external trappings of success and achievement she can still be a cultural pain in the butt and a horrible person. Therefore, focus not upon dusting up the transient trappings which dazzle the ubiquitous morons but rather pursue the hidden qualities of internal virtues which truly makes a girl great—at least in God’s eyes.

Commandment 2: Everyone deserves respect until they demonstrate they don’t deserve it.

The Classy Girl believes that all people are created in the image of God and should be treated with respect until that person shows they don’t deserve it.

That means she doesn’t slap, spit or drop the F-bomb on her pastor, elders, teachers or parents.

It’s amazing to watch very young girls unleash their venom on their parents and others and then walk away smacking their gum. The Classy Girl respects parents, older people, teachers, police(disrespect at your own peril ), peers and opponents—unless forced by said person to do otherwise.


Commandment 3: Titles are important.

The Classy Girl still calls her elders “sir” or “ma’am.” I’ve got friends who have adult children with families of their own who make a very nice living, are close to my age and still call me “ma.” When the Classy Girl addresses a man, it is always as “Mr. (last name)” and a woman as “Mrs.” or “Miss (last name)” until they’ve been green lighted to use their first name or nickname.


Commandment 4: Everyone else matters before you do.

The Classy Girl is here to serve, not be served. She does weird stuff like what needs to be done versus being some diva who expects everyone to wait on her. When she comes into a situation she assesses what others might need, not what she can get from people or places but in doing this be very wise and tactful, enough said.


Commandment 5: Be helpful.

The Classy Girl sees a need, and if she can assist then she helps. The other day I was out in front of an Everyday Supermarket and watched a burglary in progress. The guy ran out of the store, cash in hand, with the clerk and security guards chasing him. It looked fun, so I joined in the chase. The clerk and the guard ran out of juice, and I (along with a cop) got to tackle the dude and jam his face into the cement (Fiction ). Bottom line with those raised as a Classy Girl is: whether it’s with tackling a punk or packing a trunk, The Classy Girl is programmed to H-E-L-P, not hinder.


Commandment 6: Be friendly.

The Classy Girl smiles. She’s not sullen or vexed. She’s not walking around like the psycho chicks and metrosexual males in Lagos in a pout pretending to be the next angry supermodel. The Classy Girl says hello and starts friendly conversations.


Commandment 7: Use the right words.

When asked a question, the Classy Girl doesn’t reply with “Huh?” “What?” or “Yeah.” It’s “Please,” “Thank you” or “Yes or no thank you.” She’s a girl who respectfully asks and doesn’t demand.


Commandment 8: Don’t dress like a skank.

There’s nothing wrong with a girl dressing in a cute and figure-flattering manner. However, if she wants to avoid drooling male troglodytes and be taken seriously as both a human and a woman, then she must avoid wearing stripper heels to church. The Classy Girl will send a message to the men out there by the way she dresses that she’s sophisticated and eloquent, not sleazy and easy, Capisce?


Commandment 9: Don’t take nude photos of yourself or make sex tapes.

Unless you want a life in the porn industry with all the “perks” of drugs, STDs, crime and masturbatory stalkers/rapists, I’d really think twice about what kind of pictures and videos of you are floating around on the internet. Lately, we have seen many aspiring young ladies have their careers derailed or their image forever whorified by the bad, bad decision of bumping uglies on film. Remember, not only is the paper patient, but so is the picture and the grainy home sex movie. These things can damage you for a long, long, long time.

Michael Dogbaa
www.michaelkadi..com/2013/classywoman

Amaechi is not corrupt I know him he is my friend he has only 2 houses in Rivers state...he is modest he doesn't take bribe, fearless and hardworking gentleman. the pdp senators cannot stand him so they walked out....light and darkness cannot dwell together, it is either you shut up or walk out either way you can't do nothing....

How do we ever take pdp seriously again......

no..

Except he wants to borrow with interest

He is doing well for himself....

Whatever bakes your potato

Teamblackskin any day