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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Most Times Prefer To Meet A Guy, At An Eatery, Or At A Fast Food? by dynicks(m): 9:04am On Nov 26, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
That's how to identify a typical Nigerian banny whose mission is to murder a man's pocket..

My current banny,I remember our first meeting was inside my keke 3 years ago grin. Na so I use her patrol the full warri dey hustle my passengers,until evening.......When she told me she was hungry,we went to a roadside mama PUT shop and I bought her rice and meat cheesy.....Then,I gave her T.p for her to go back to school.....

Jokes apart,good and sensible bannies are still out there,even tho I'm not saying mine is one of them but I sincerely love her 😘
your comments always makes me laugh each time I come across it.......Keep it up...
Politics › Re: More Borrowing Needed Despite Improved Revenue By Agencies – Edun by dynicks(m):
Omalicious1:
2024 is almost over, why the borrowing? And you've acknowledged that MDAs have even exceeded their revenue target. Abi to borrow just dey sweet una?
brother man!....I think u might be correct.....To use that word borrow be like say na wetin dey make these people attain orgasm!!......just look at his face !
Politics › Re: More Borrowing Needed Despite Improved Revenue By Agencies – Edun by dynicks(m): 7:01am On Nov 26, 2024
GBONGBOKLAT!!....

Education › Re: Has Anyone Ever Asked This Question? by dynicks(m): 4:51am On Nov 26, 2024
Baba you see the comments those two guys above me gave to u?.....Na so e be bro ......no just stress your medula baba......1+1 was there before you were born.....Na so e go still be when you are gone ......yeah I admit it's important one asks questions but bro....Somethings are better left the way they are........Thankyou
Properties › Re: Igbo People No Dey Sell Land. See Evidence by dynicks(m): 4:38am On Nov 26, 2024
This one just woke up this morning with a hardened dick thinking about the Igbos and land selling ....!! U sure say u dey alright so?........Nawaoo!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Preparing Imminent Strategic missiles Attack On Israel - Reuter by dynicks(m): 6:25pm On Nov 25, 2024
As usual.....

Spirit of "small nyash dey shake" gradually and subtly creeping into the lives of the Iranian military right now.........

These fellas have just been so easy to manipulate!..

Politics › Re: Osinbajo & Wife Celebrate 35th Wedding Anniversary With Romantic Pictures by dynicks(m): 3:27pm On Nov 25, 2024
Bobloco:
We have gone past that; we are now at the point where Tinubu will handle the economy, while Shettima will handle security. Eighteen months later, it has turned out to be a huge disaster
my brother.....Nigerian leaders ain't true and able hoooohaaaa!
Politics › Re: Gov Adeleke Displays Football Skills As Excos Clash With Lawmakers by dynicks(m): 11:45am On Nov 25, 2024
We play too much in this country honestly..... grin
Politics › Re: Osinbajo & Wife Celebrate 35th Wedding Anniversary With Romantic Pictures by dynicks(m): 11:41am On Nov 25, 2024
Buhari will deal with corruption while Osibanjo will back the fight up with prayers......No escape route for corrupt persons both physically and spiritually....

Remember those lines that year....... grin grin


Happy togetherness anniversary though....Una don chop....make others chop too
Politics › Re: Anambra Unveils ₦‎2.5 Billion Investment To Transform Transportation Sector by dynicks(m): 10:25am On Nov 25, 2024
Lol....baba you dey try sha....!....

I see you really dey fight to impress your source of income......well man must chop to survive!....
Properties › Re: How Did You Deal With Cockroach by dynicks(m): 10:21am On Nov 25, 2024
Lol....as funny as it may sound, things stay off where they feel threatened......If only you can prove to them that you could as well have them as breakfast and dinner, trust me, they would flee.......

I trust my Asian people!!....gather those motherfuckers and fry them
Science/Technology › Re: What Is The Worst Thing Humans Have Ever Invented? by dynicks(m): 10:18am On Nov 25, 2024
illicit:




I no dey take drop ur account details play o

🤭
hahahaha....she think say na play until you no see alert after uv dropped..!....
Travel › Re: Burkina Faso: The Journey Of No Return by dynicks(m): 1:48am On Nov 24, 2024
chyzoo4u:
One stup!d boy wanted to run this on me in 2022. Thankfully, I easily identify scam. Besides, I've been to African countries and was in one that same period, I never wanted moving to any other African country.

Nigeria is far better for me than all these countries.
lol....does their baptismal sound like Q-Net?
Romance › Re: Soldier Catches Wife Cheating, Feeds Her And Her Lover Cake (Photos) by dynicks(m): 5:48pm On Nov 23, 2024
Konji finally leaving the scene in an unprecedented manner...!!

Whao!...Omo eh!...this power wey I get , e get as e be ooo!......hahahaha....their eyes don open!........wetin dem wan deny kwanu!....I too much abeg

Travel › Re: Japa: 1 Of 4 Nigerians Want To Leave The Country – NBS by dynicks(m): 9:03pm On Nov 21, 2024
TOPCRUISE:
Only politicians in power and their children are the ones that love to remain. They will not criticize bad leadership
.....lol....make the pressure dey loud and obvious
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Banana Taped Artwork Sold For $6.2 Million (Photos) by dynicks(m): 7:52pm On Nov 21, 2024
Zonefree:
Na overfeeding dey cause all this rubbish embarassed
I had to excuse what I had to say just to laugh at this.....Thanks bro.....Truly, na overfeeding dey cause all these things
Foreign Affairs › Re: ICC Issues Arrest Warrants For Netanyahu, Yoav Gallant by dynicks(m): 1:30pm On Nov 21, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
This means that neither Netanyahu nor Gallant can travel to any of the 120 countries that are party to the Rome Statute.

A Benjamin has come to judgement huh

ICC arrest warrants for Israel’s Netanyahu and Gallant, Hamas’s Deif
Fair enough. All the sides should be held to account to a fair and independent justice system. Too much spilling of the blood of innocent people on all sides.
yeah but again, they should put into consideration , WHO STRUCK FIRST".......
Romance › Re: In A Situation Like This, What Will You Do? by dynicks(m): 1:14pm On Nov 21, 2024
Starboytwo:
sorry, I think you are a little mistaken sir, abeg remove "starboy" from anything concerning that man pls..

I'm still very much embarrassed.
oh brother man!....so sorry for that....Really mistook you for that Sisi......
Romance › Re: In A Situation Like This, What Will You Do? by dynicks(m): 12:24pm On Nov 21, 2024
Kennitrust:
please dear be very constructive in criticism.

I guess you have never fallen for a failed love that looks so real.
....just look at!....them dey try reformat your system, u still dey talk about love .........Omo shame dey catch me on your behalf....

Romance › Re: In A Situation Like This, What Will You Do? by dynicks(m):
Honestly, Na to just carry you handicap go give bobrisky as loan!!.....

That's all av got to say.........
Politics › Re: FCT Minister, Wike Was Not Barred From Aso Rock - Lere Olayinka by dynicks(m): 10:03am On Nov 21, 2024
Just look at the president of Indian and other past presidents of this country Nigeria.....Honestly u would see a huge different between one who lives at peace and one who saw winning an election as a do or die affair......

Wike can never be barred from Asorock.....Tinubu knew wike's capabilities which was why he gave the keys of Abuja to Wike to take charge of..........
Politics › Re: Police Charges Senator Andy Uba, Others To Court Over Alleged Fraud by dynicks(m): 10:00am On Nov 21, 2024
Imagine if Andy una had succeeded to becoming the governor of Anambra State.......

Sometimes, e just better make things play as nature wants it to......

That's why av stopped throwing tantrums at Mr president....!!....He should carry on!!

As a contestant, just do your part and your best and leave the rest to the creator!.....
Crime › Re: Brit Teen Faces 20 Years In Dubai Prison After Having Sex With 17 Yr Old Tourist by dynicks(m): 6:50am On Nov 21, 2024
Konji right now after a job Weldone ....

This one was so easy to manipulate and tempt........

Politics › Re: Court Grants Chinese Firm Right To Seize Nigeria's $25 Million Assets by dynicks(m): 6:35am On Nov 21, 2024
These Chinese people better watch their backs ....

Politics › Re: 2027: Seyi Tinubu Endorses For Lagos Gov by dynicks(m):
If he's whom lagosians want as their next governor, then it's up to them....
Politics › Re: ‘Would You Say This If Your Father Was In Govt?’ — El-Rufai’s Wife Tackle Sons by dynicks(m): 10:44am On Nov 20, 2024
I always get to imagine how these polithiefians of ours get to laugh behind the backs of the masses whenever they make smoke screen comments such as these!!...
Politics › Re: Ndume Wants Uchenna, Ifeanyi Ubah’s Wife To Replace Her Husband In Senate by dynicks(m): 10:30am On Nov 20, 2024
shocked
FalseProphet1:
Ndume is sleeping with that widow.

This I have seen.
Babylon muan!!....labista encronium!!

Politics › Re: AG Uncovers ₦‎4.6 Billion Unapproved Spending In Umahi’s Ministry by dynicks(m): 9:13am On Nov 20, 2024
Chei!.....yet when your here them talk about needs to borrow loans, one would think the loans would be used appropriately to what it was intended for........

Shebi Tinubu don dey request for about a trillion Naira loan again..........watch how the loan will speedily be approved of......
Politics › Re: "$2.2billion Loan Is ‘lunch Money, Govt Should Borrow More" Senator Jimoh by dynicks(m):
I refused to talk wetin dey my mind!.

Like how the Bleep are these set of human still leading a whole nation filled with agile youths....

Yeah nations borrow but how about putting it to judicious use........shebi the so called EFCC still dey claim say dem dey find people like Yaya Bello till today...........I just don't blame these our so called leaders sha......one fucking bit!!
Politics › Re: Throwback: President Bola Tinubu Bought His Election” - Daniel Bwala(vid) by dynicks(m): 12:29pm On Nov 19, 2024
tyav7:
One will find it difficult to believe whatever this guy says as he speaks with both sides of his mouth.
you dey refer to person wey shame no dey catch .......Brother man, you see eh!....what money can't change or influence, PLENTY money can!!.......
Politics › Re: Atiku: You Kicked Against Zoning Because Of Peter Obi – Eze Replies Wike by dynicks(m): 10:09am On Nov 19, 2024
Thisis2raw:
you think if they have anything against him they wouldn't done that? Me have asked myself and have come to the conclusion. They have nothing against him
if they have nothing against him, you and I know that they would have long ditched that guy......Except maybe he's the one who's got something that's so important to them that they wouldn't wanna loose.......
Romance › Re: Man Recounts How Friend Was Dumped By Wife After Sponsoring Her Uk Law Degree by dynicks(m): 9:00am On Nov 19, 2024
Tallesty1:
A family joined hands together to send their son abroad so that when ground level for him, he will now take his sister. The guy got there and the first thing he did when ground level for am was to send for his girlfriend to join body with him there.


Some men no just get sense.
fixed!!

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