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Crime › Re: How I Was Paid N18,000, Dry Gin To Kill And Harvest Organ Of Dubai-based man by dynicks(m): 8:49am On Nov 19, 2024
Bullshit!!
Family › Re: 15 Years In Abusive Relationship With A Beast Has Cost Me My Left Eye(pics) by dynicks(m): 7:31am On Nov 19, 2024
richiemcgold:
Whenever I come across situations like this, one question I always ask myself: "can I ever lay my hands on a woman?"
you never can tell till such temptation comes to you bro .........Humans are mere mortals and it only takes the grace of God to overcome certain temptations especially the ones that bares itself confidently before you.....

As a man, if you can't withstand it, just walk away......But honestly, it's not easy
Crime › Re: Man Caught With Fake $2 Million Gets One Year Imprisonment by dynicks(m): 7:25am On Nov 19, 2024
Street choke
Politics › Re: Tinubu With Akin Adesina And Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At The G20 Summit by dynicks(m): 7:23am On Nov 19, 2024
Napata77:
Tinubu owes you NOTHING. He is the President and HE decides who he wants on his team.
He owes every citizen of this country a whole lot not to talk of my personal self...
Politics › Re: Leicester: UK Court Jails Four Nigerian Students After Gang Fight by dynicks(m): 7:17am On Nov 19, 2024
A mere look at them, one would know these ones weren't brought up in Nigeria....

That being said, AV got no bleeps to give.......They should do the time!!
Fashion › Re: What Cream And Bathing Soap Do You Use? by dynicks(m): 7:11am On Nov 19, 2024
QVicky10:
Imperial Leather
Shea Butter
you see that imperial leather of a soap eh!....something about its scent that keeps igniting the olden days sweet portion of my brain.......
Politics › Re: Tinubu With Akin Adesina And Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At The G20 Summit by dynicks(m): 6:39am On Nov 19, 2024
Imagine Tinubu giving appointments to these fellows .......A whole lot of perceptions and narratives would change within seconds...
Politics › Re: Atiku: You Kicked Against Zoning Because Of Peter Obi – Eze Replies Wike by dynicks(m): 6:32am On Nov 19, 2024
Ceenachi:
So PDP can't suspend this man?
Chai poor PDP
same question av been asking myself ooo!.....
Politics › Re: VeryDarkMan Slams EFCC For Not Arresting Yahaya Bello But Arresting Yahoo Boys by dynicks(m): 7:11pm On Nov 18, 2024
If we've got about 10 of this very dark man in this country, honestly, many of these yeyebrities and polithiefians for dey behave .....
Science/Technology › Re: Huge Python Killed In Jos & Sold For ₦200k (Pictures) by dynicks(m): 11:32am On Nov 18, 2024
BlocksNG:
Lalasticlala, food is ready....
as lala has refused to show us his face, this officially will become his face here on nairaland.......So who has seen this man, has seen the one and only LALASTIC-LALA
Celebrities › Re: P-square: Happy 43rd Birthday To Peter & Paul Okoye by dynicks(m): 9:12am On Nov 18, 2024
Mirasteel:
The P square brand is dead already.
my brother.....honestly, the matter pain me sha .....I no go lie you
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Spends ₦2 Billion On New Cars: 2024 Phantom, Autobiography, Escalade by dynicks(m): 9:09am On Nov 18, 2024
grin

Celebrities › Re: P-square: Happy 43rd Birthday To Peter & Paul Okoye by dynicks(m): 9:04am On Nov 18, 2024
If only they were still together with the drop of hits back to back........How I miss the entity PSQUARE.....

Happy birthday gbedu makers back then!!
Romance › Re: Four Boys Banished For Life From Upper-Benin Over Alleged Gay Act (Photos) by dynicks(m): 8:08pm On Nov 17, 2024
immortalcrown:
Banished to where?
Very serious question bro .....BARNISHED TO WHERE EXACTLY!!?...

people wey dem suppose lock up for one inner chamber like that ...!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Determined To Change Nigeria’s Fortunes – Shettima by dynicks(m): 8:08am On Nov 17, 2024
When certains words or actions are played on repeat, it becomes boring and looses its taste.......

Most times, it's better to just keep shut let your actions speak for you instead...
Music/Radio › Re: Top 6 Artists Who Were Snubbed On The 2025 Grammys Nomination List by dynicks(m): 7:28pm On Nov 15, 2024
grin
banom:
What about speed Darlington ( Akpi ) ?

That his baby oil na real banger 🤣🤣🤣
if them kidnap me, Na you......if them kidnap you, No be me........

Omo that line eh!! cheesy
Crime › Re: Woman Left Over 800 People Without Power For Hours After Climbing A Transformer by dynicks(m): 5:06pm On Nov 15, 2024
In Nigeria, our Transformers have minds of their own ....They would just do wetin dey
their mind before they concur to orders from power management authorities......

She's lucky to have pulled this stunt in a clime where actions are taken with immediate effect when it comes to saving human lives....

Meanwhile; Nigerian Transformers below right now......Come let's go out on a date..

Politics › Re: How Divine Intervention Prevented Naira From Surging To ₦10,000/$ - Adebayo by dynicks(m): 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2024
richmond500:
So God now manipulate exchange rate.

If I catch the person weh introduce religion enter Africa ehn
baba you've finally succeeded to causing me harm via excessive laughter......Thank you
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Names Robert F. Kennedy Jr. As Secretary Of Health And Human Services by dynicks(m):
Lalami3232:
cheesy
How I wish I can be made the minister for DNA test in Nigeria, someday. I go open the eyes of these simps wey dey say "the child looks like me, so no need for DNA test" bla bla bla.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall
don't know why I get to laugh each time I come across this your warning..!!.....as funny as it may sound, the warning dey very necessary..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by dynicks(m): 6:04pm On Nov 14, 2024
Only one thing scares me....OWUSAGA - PHOBIA!!
Politics › Re: The $2.8 Million US Mansion Bought With Stolen Nigerian Money - Washington Post by dynicks(m):
well written expository.....

Truth is When it reaches your turn, Na connection; but when the cake no reach you, Na corruption!!

Until you have had that privilege to test yourself when you find yourself in such a position, abeg no come here come dey preach holier than thou....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Shocked’ Husband Speechless As Wife Files For Divorce After He Voted For Trump by dynicks(m): 9:29am On Nov 14, 2024
pointblank247:
Sometimes I tend to ask my self what is wrong with the white people. You see something serious happening around them and they refuse to accord it any importance and now your husband voted for his choice candidate without stopping you from voting yours and you want to divorce him. What other name do you call "controlling" wife.
That's why I love my African brothers in Africa. I mean especially my Nigerian people.
Wetin you go tell your parents say na the reason for the divorce you seek ? The whole village will swear Amadioha and Sango for you , Na your mama go rush you go white garment church make Dem take flogging and beating reset your brain. Inukwa akuko
.hahahahahaha ...nwanne muoooooo!!
Romance › Re: Lady Brags: 'I Make 400k From Men In One Day In Lagos' (Photo) by dynicks(m): 1:57pm On Nov 12, 2024
Well ....it depends on what she does to make such an amount........best to do is always to keep facial records of all these kinda ladies in one's memory for future emphasis.....

I no wan hear say myself or my guy gets maritally entangled or engaged to one of them daughters of eve....
Politics › Re: Powerful Explosion Rocks Jos, Plateau State, Many Injured by dynicks(m): 1:49pm On Nov 12, 2024
If there's one thing T-pain had dreamt off, it was to become the president of this country and ofcourse to enjoy every paraphernalia that comes with it.....

Now his dream has finally been achieved.....and I'm very sure he would want to enjoy every bit of his days as the president without having to experience sleepless nights and severe pokes here and there.....So therefore, I urge him to face these bitter souls from hell and crush them with every federal might his got!..
Politics › Re: Abia Declares Free Education; To Prosecute Defaulting Parents, Guardians by dynicks(m):
Shebi una dey hear....IRRESPECTIVE OF ORIGIN!....say it again; IRRESPECTIVE OF ORIGIN.......nothing pass say if u dey share love, make the love reach everybody irrespective of tribe or colour!...

Chai forget it.....e get person wey go mount leadership position, everybody go just dey on soft!.....

Waiter! Wey you!...abeg pass me four more bottles of stout....!....Hunger must be dealt with besides sun too much

Politics › Re: Kashim Shettima, Governors And Others Arrive Benin For Okpebholo's Inauguration by dynicks(m): 1:21pm On Nov 12, 2024
APC hyenas and the treasury of Edo State right now........Don't worry dear.....I won't be hard on you..! Just soften up and allow me run the show as I want'am......Else!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Oprah Winfrey Denies She Was Paid $1 Million By Harris Campaign by dynicks(m): 1:18pm On Nov 12, 2024
What sorta back and forth argument be this one kwanu?.....Abeg if una no need the money or if una dey find who go collect the money and concur say en collect'am, abeg I dey here!....I will accept with my full chest!!

Nna look at this people ooo!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I'm About To Do This.... Should I ? (Photo) by dynicks(m): 1:41am On Nov 12, 2024
budaatum:
You are not stupid, and you already know this is a no no for reasons you've already stated.

Imagine she has financial challenges when your money arrives in her account. Do you think your rent will get paid? And what if she just decides to scam you?

Also, lets say she does pay your rent. What's to stop the landlord kicking illegal tenant you that he did not rent to out of his property?

Indeed take over her remaining 3 months, but find a way to pay the landlord directly for the renewal. If you treat his house well, he might be pleased to have you as his tenant.
Op!....roll with this !....no time!!....

Then you see that part I highlighted, just keep it constant in your head should incase you want to loose guard......Atleast that would bring your sense of reasoning back to default settings...
Health › Re: Panic As Passenger Attempts To Open Emergency Exit Door Of A Plane Mid-flight by dynicks(m): 7:21pm On Nov 11, 2024
No be juju be that!..
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Encourages Nigerian Students To Migrate For Greener Pastures by dynicks(m): 1:41pm On Nov 11, 2024
Obi has nothing to loose .....brothers and sisters, if your stay in Nigeria ain't favouring you, please and please, find ways to Decamp....

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