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PoliticsRe: INEC Will Be Involved In Electoral Malpractices In 2027 - Primate Ayodele by DystopianMuse(f): 3:32pm On Mar 18
Normal. This one no be prophecy. The odd is 1.01 that they will.
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Aircraft Carrier Gerald Ford On Fire, 2 Sailors Injured (Photos) by DystopianMuse(f): 1:23pm On Mar 14
madridguy:
The initial fire has been extinguished, but the crew is still doing damage control, according to a U.S. official

grin grin grin
Fuuu. It's a laundry fire stop jubilating and this is an old news part of why nairaland is now irrelevant.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 7:10am On Mar 14
Obedience40:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This una click of propaganda dey fear me o

Do you even know who Heinrich Himmler is?? Heinrich Himmler is a former Nazi military leader!! Someone who was culpable for the Holocaust, the genocide of the Jewish population of Europe.!!

So the US navy has ran out of names to christened her ships they then decided to name a ship by giving it the name of a former Nazi military and political leader!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🫡

Even Germany won't even give a ship that name.. please stop embarrassing yourself.. there's no US ship known as USS Heinrich Himmler
The US will even prefer to use names like Tripoli ,Okinawa, Joe Biden instead
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 7:08am On Mar 14
Obedience40:
Russia with her magical hypersonic missiles is still fighting in Ukraine.... Hypersonic missiles yet thousands of Russians have died... no end of the war in sight and the war is till raging for more than four years🤣🤣
This clowns are something else. Hyperfoolish people like their hypersonic weapons 😂
BusinessRe: CBN directs banks to Restrict Banking Services to All Loan Defaulters by DystopianMuse(f): 11:55am On Mar 13
Yeye. The government should also payback what they owe. All those big big people too defaulting on their loan till AMCON go seize their loan too should pay. I am sure CBN too is owing even Cardoso too
Foreign AffairsRe: US Navy Tells Shipping Industry Hormuz Escorts Not Possible For Now by DystopianMuse(f): 9:56pm On Mar 11
MANY IGNORANT TAKE


Reuters reported on 10 March that the US Navy has refused near-daily requests from the oil and shipping industries for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since Operation Epic Fury began on 28 February, citing the risk of Iranian attack as too high. Not once. Not occasionally. Near-daily. Every day for eleven days, the shipping industry has asked the US Navy for help, and every day the answer has been no.

Consider what is deployed in the region. The USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group operates in the Arabian Sea. The USS Gerald R. Ford is in the Red Sea.

The US Navy’s refusal is not cowardice. It is arithmetic. A carrier strike group is designed for blue-water power projection, not littoral escort through a corridor where a $500 contact mine can cripple a $4 billion destroyer. An Aegis cruiser’s radar can track hundreds of targets at 400 kilometres but cannot detect a mine sitting three metres below the surface. An F-35 can deliver precision strikes at Mach 1.6 but cannot sweep a shipping lane. The assets are wrong for the mission. The world’s most expensive hammer has been asked to thread a needle.

Trump told CBS escorts would begin “as soon as possible” and “when reasonable.” His Energy Secretary posted that an escorted transit had already occurred, then deleted it when the White House confirmed none had. Iran’s Parliament Speaker mocked the claim as PlayStation. The IEA proposed the largest reserve release in history because the strait the Navy cannot escort through remains functionally closed.

Ghalibaf was not wrong. The escorts do not exist. Not because America lacks the will. Because the Mosaic Doctrine created a threat environment where the cost of escort failure exceeds the cost of escort refusal. One mine striking one escorted tanker would produce a casualty event, an insurance catastrophe, and a strategic humiliation that three carrier strike groups cannot absorb. The Navy is not refusing to help. It is refusing to lose.

Seven hundred tankers wait. Three carriers watch. And the 33-kilometre corridor between them remains the most expensive gap in the world.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 10:01pm On Mar 10
seunny4lif:
Turns out the entity's real Iron Dome was the network of AD systems across Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait, and Jordan, all along.

Anyway, Strait of Hormuz will be a money making venture for the Persians!
If you aren’t an ally you pay security fee! 😂
Pirates in the making
[b]

DONT PLAY
🚨🚨 IT'S OVER FOR IRAN

The US Navy just escorted an oil tanker straight through the Strait of Hormuz while Iran's military watched.

Hours ago Iran said "no aggressor ship has the right to pass." The US sailed through anyway.

This changes EVERYTHING. Here's why:

→ Step 1: Oil crashed 16% today — below $80
→ Step 2: US forces an oil tanker through Hormuz — proving Iran can't close it
→ Step 3: Global shipping routes are now SECURED by the US military
→ Step 4: Oil supply fears = GONE. Prices drop further
→ Step 5: Iran loses its ONLY leverage — the threat of choking global energy
→ Step 6: Without Hormuz leverage, Iran has NOTHING left to negotiate with
→ Step 7: The US now controls the most important chokepoint on Earth

20% of ALL global oil flows through this strait. The US just proved it owns it.

This isn't temporary. The US will control this chokepoint for DECADES. They're not leaving. They now have the justification to permanently station a naval fleet at Hormuz — something they've wanted since the 1980s.

Iran threatened to starve the world of oil.
The world kept moving.
Iran is DONE.

Oil is coming down. Gas prices are coming down. The "energy crisis" narrative just died on live television.

This is the most BULLISH signal for markets since the war started.

The Iran war isn't dragging on — it's being ended on America's terms.[/b]
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 12:43pm On Mar 07
BREAKING: Iran’s interim leadership council has approved that neighbouring countries will no longer be attacked unless an attack on Iran originates from them, President Masoud Pezeshkian has said..


😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BUT IRAN IS WINNING HERE ON Nl
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 4:29pm On Mar 06
Mikasaobi:
The propaganda from the west is very similar to the Ukraine war.

1; Iran will run out of missiles ( just fight your war and stop worrying about the enemy missiles).

2; we’re going to escort ships through Hormuz, the ships are refusing our help.

3; B 2s are dropping bombs over Tehran, the B2s are yet to come.

4; Cruise missiles are destroying bunkers ( I don’t know any cruise missiles in the west that can do this, only hypersonic missiles can)

5; All jets shot down are friendly fire or enemy jets.

Let’s stop here for now. 🤡🤡 I said it before, to win this war the USA must destroy the ballistic missiles production and storage. You can censor and lie like Ukraine, but reality is still the same.
Another AI rubbish from Iran fans.

I told you guys, if X had not restricted the use of AI war videos, by now, Iran would have taken over Washington with AI missiles launched in their imaginations. 😂


Not just that.

The guy has his arm in two positions at the same time. I didn’t know Iran recruited Goro into their army

Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 6:14pm On Mar 05
US-ISRAELI strategy: Topple their leadership, knockout all their military structures and occupy their skies.

IRAN strategy: Create AI war videos on X and use it to announce your own victory..
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 6:13pm On Mar 05
US TELLING UKRAINE TO USE ITS ANTI DRONE TECH ON IRANIAN SWARMS OF SHAHED DRONES. INTERESTING.
Foreign AffairsThe United States Quietly Put Its Nuclear Command Aircraft In The Air Over The G by DystopianMuse(op): 11:18am On Mar 05
JUST IN: The United States quietly put its nuclear command aircraft in the air over the Gulf this week.

Most people do not know what that means. They should.

The E-6B Mercury is not a combat aircraft. It carries no weapons. It exists for one purpose and one purpose only: to ensure that if everything else fails, if ground command centers are destroyed, if satellites are blinded, if the president and the entire chain of command is gone, the order to launch the United States nuclear arsenal can still be transmitted to submarines hiding in the deep ocean.

Its callsign is Looking Glass. Named after the Lewis Carroll mirror where everything is reversed. The world where you need this aircraft to work is the world where everything normal has already ended.

On March 4, two E-6Bs launched simultaneously. One from Tinker Air Force Base toward the Gulf. One from Patuxent River toward the eastern Gulf coast. OSINT trackers confirmed both.

The same week, OSINT recorded 12 REACH logistics flights crossing the Atlantic eastbound. Six KC-135 Stratotankers preparing for Atlantic crossing. An E-6B flying a racetrack pattern over the Midwest while the tankers moved east.

None of this confirms nuclear alert. Let me be precise about that.

E-6Bs fly regularly. They train constantly. Their whole value is that they must work when needed, which means they must fly when not needed. Routine operations look identical to emergency operations by design.

That is the point.

The E-6B is the most honest signal in the US military inventory precisely because it cannot fake urgency. When it is in the air, it is either training or it is not training. The aircraft cannot tell you which. That ambiguity is the deterrent.

What is not ambiguous is this.

Iran has ballistic missiles that can reach US bases in the region. It demonstrated that this week with strikes toward Israel and Turkey. The logical extension of that capability, however degraded, points at the command infrastructure the US depends on to fight this war.

The US does not wait to activate nuclear command continuity until after a command center is hit.

It activates it before.

The E-6B over the Gulf is not a threat. It is an insurance policy.

But insurance policies only get purchased when someone has calculated that the risk is real.

open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 4:26pm On Mar 03
You have hypersonic missiles You spent the past 2 decades preparing for a war against the US.

And just 4 days into the war you so much wanted, your ministers are already hiding in schools and hospitals.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 4:26pm On Mar 03
SEE HOW BOT THEY DELETE WRITERNIG PROPAGANDAS AND FAKE NEWS
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 4:14pm On Mar 03
DystopianMuse:
////////A negotiated ending requires a counterparty. A counterparty requires a legitimate leader. A legitimate leader requires a selection process////////
//////////////////BREAKING: Israel just struck the Assembly of Experts building in Qom.

This is not a military target. This is the 88-member clerical body constitutionally responsible for selecting Iran’s next Supreme Leader. Reports indicate the building was hit while members were casting ballots to choose Khamenei’s successor.

Read that again. They bombed the election.

Not the military. Not the nuclear programme. Not the IRGC command structure. The constitutional process for selecting the one person who could theoretically unify the regime, negotiate on its behalf, and sign a ceasefire.
//////////////////
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 4:13pm On Mar 03
DystopianMuse:
/////////IRAN WONT NEGOTIATE, DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE LEGITIMATE LEADER TO DO THAT?.//////////
////////A negotiated ending requires a counterparty. A counterparty requires a legitimate leader. A legitimate leader requires a selection process////////
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 4:12pm On Mar 03
/////////IRAN WONT NEGOTIATE, DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE LEGITIMATE LEADER TO DO THAT?.//////////
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 4:09pm On Mar 03
SonOfWords:
Even gbadebo don rest with him noise. Obedience is busy using emojis to mask his humiliation.

But you're still here typing r*bbish while Americans and Israelis are being used for missile tests grin. Even the entire ME is collecting from Iran, but one Basilico on nairaland is still grandstanding.

Try go rest small. Iran just started using cluster munitions. No kpai yourself with high blood pressure before the real damage begins.
Over 2,000 targets struck. B-2 Spirit bombers hitting hardened underground missile complexes. B-1 Lancers conducting the deepest penetration raids into Iran since 2003. Eleven ballistic missile launch complexes destroyed. Three underground assembly tunnels collapsed. Seven IRGC Aerospace Command facilities levelled. Two long-range missile command nodes neutralised. Air defence systems across the country degraded to the point where subsequent waves face diminishing resistance.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 4:07pm On Mar 03
SonOfWords:
Even gbadebo don rest with him noise. Obedience is busy using emojis to mask his humiliation.

But you're still here typing r*bbish while Americans and Israelis are being used for missile tests grin. Even the entire ME is collecting from Iran, but one Basilico on nairaland is still grandstanding.

Try go rest small. Iran just started using cluster munitions. No kpai yourself with high blood pressure before the real damage begins.
WHO IS THIS. 😂

YOUR AYATOLLAH HAS BEEN KILLED AND YOU ARE HERE TALKING T RASH
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 5:13am On Mar 03
Kingsnairaland:
I pray Israel survives but we all know they too will run low on air defenses

Trump should be the one taking the heat so he can see that war is not beans

We all know Trump can't last one month without begging to stop the war
ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 6:08pm On Mar 02
Jovi10:
I know you have said so. But look at this much sir defence systems and Iranian drones and missiles are still passing it. It shows their air defence is inferior simple. 😁😁🤣
YAKUBU MANAGE . YOU GO WAN DIE BUT USE FAKE NEWS AND FALSE HOPE TO CONSOLE YOURSELF
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 10:30am On Mar 02
Appleyard:
Exactly. Things can easily spiral out of control, and the US knows this already. A lot of shiit is lining up to happen. Them no go believe am.
US WILL NOT BELIEVE IT. 😂 YOU MEAN HITTING EMPTY BASES AS USUAL. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT USA HAS IN STUCK AH
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 10:29am On Mar 02
UKRAINE GETTING THEIR OWN POUND OF FLESH FROM RUSSIA. SO GOOD TO SEE!.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 10:26am On Mar 02
IRAN BEGGING FOR NEGOTIATIONS! GBAM!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders, Talk To Me About Nairaland by DystopianMuse(f): 2:09am On Mar 02
Seun an app with all the necessary buttons or icons would be awesome just like X. I sometimes struggle to use NAIRALAND because it is a site. Not some quick go to app
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 9:04pm On Mar 01
Lawag3:
S

Forgive me but I don't believe you.
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 8:17pm On Mar 01
Scorpio99:
Use anything you can find that will keep you happy. I don't know when tweeting less became a sign of losing a war.
Coping mechanism 😂😂😂😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 8:17pm On Mar 01
Lawag3:
Tell me you're joking.
I go dey lie for you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 7:41pm On Mar 01
NEW AYATOLLAH DEAD !!! 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 1:33pm On Mar 01
Meanwhile let us all collectively laugh at the Russian Federation.

Stuck for 4 years in a useless war, unable to help Assad, unable to help Maduro, unable to even send 2 combat wings of, say, Su-35s to help its buddy the Ayatollah. And they want to be seen as a superpower.
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