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PoliticsRe: Ribadu, IGP, Gbajabiamila, Defence Minister Visit Oyo Over Abducted Pupils, Teac by DystopianMuse(f): 4:17pm On May 31
VISIT COMMUNITY OR VICTIMS I DON'T UNDERSTAND OPTICS AS USUAL NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF THIS. THE SAME INSECURITY playBOOK USED TO DISABILISE JONATHANS GOVT IS BEING USED FOR TINUBU. KARMA IS REAL
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghana's Parliament Approves Anti-LGBTQ Law by DystopianMuse(f): 1:20am On May 30
WATCH THE WEST COME FOR THEM
PoliticsRe: Osun APC Primary: HUMA Calls For Aspirant's Disqualification Over Forged Result by DystopianMuse(f): 10:40am On May 29
APC AND CRIMINAL ENDEAVORS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sunderland Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 24th May 2026 by DystopianMuse(f): 5:21pm On May 24
dominique:
2-1. Kopama Cole Palmer finally ends his goal drought. You're still not getting on the plane grin
IT IS TOO LATE FOR NOW. LOL
EntertainmentRe: Exploring The Energy, Music And Culture Of Lagos Nightlife by DystopianMuse(f): 8:02am On May 24
kpankpangolo:
Nonsense packaging. Lagos nightlife is rife because the city is tough during the day.
SEEMS YOU HAVE NEVER ENJOYED NIGHT LIFE ESPECIALLY IN THE ISLAND BEFORE YOU WON'T BE SAYING THIS SHII
EntertainmentRe: Exploring The Energy, Music And Culture Of Lagos Nightlife by DystopianMuse(f): 8:01am On May 24
LAGOS NIGHT LIFE IS ONE OF THE BEST ESPECIALLY LEKKI VI AXOS MEHN AS A NIGHTLIFER I ALWAYS ENJOY MY NIGHT OUT EVEN 9F JUST STROLLING AROUND
BusinessRe: Otedola To Invest $100 Million In Dangote Refinery by DystopianMuse(f): 11:10am On May 21
50B$ VALUATION WOW. MORE MONEY TO DANGOTE LATER SOME PEOPLE WILL COME OUT AND SAY THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE RICHER THAN HIM IN NIGERIA BUT LOW KEY 😂. 😂 LOL. MAYBE IN RAW STOLEN CASH YES BUT WEALTH AND ASSESTS ( THE REAL DEAL) HELL NO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by DystopianMuse(f): 5:19pm On May 16
WORLD SHAMPOO. 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by DystopianMuse(f): 5:18pm On May 16
Sonofgod1990:
See as arsenal fans just dey look you
You didn't get the sarcasm behind it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by DystopianMuse(f): 5:11pm On May 16
CHELSEA DELIBERATELY LEAVE THE MATCH FOR CITY SO AS TO STOP ARSENAL FROM WINNING THE LEAGUE. 😂 grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Storms Ex-girlfriend's House After Breakup, Retrieves Unusual Items by DystopianMuse(f): 6:46pm On May 15
DODOYO SIMP D8NT D9N0ASS YOUR SELF FOR RELATIONSHIP YOU WONT WONT HAVE TO RETRIEVE ITEMS . DONT QUOTE ME WITH RUBBISH OOO
PoliticsRe: N10,000 Can Feed Modest Family For Several Days - Tinubu's Aide, Tope Fasua by DystopianMuse(f): 7:13am On May 09
Exactly. I have been feedingy family of 5 with 10k for days now. Eediot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs PSG: UCL ( - 1) On 6th May 2026 by DystopianMuse(f): 9:39pm On May 06
THIS MATCH IS DAMN BORING!!!!!.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs PSG: UCL ( - 1) On 6th May 2026 by DystopianMuse(f): 8:11pm On May 06
PEOPLE DEFENSE NO GOOD DEM. TALK SAY NA ENTERTAINMENT FOOTBALL
😂.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Fulham At (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2026 by DystopianMuse(f): 6:25pm On May 02
Victor Gykores!!!!!!!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 6:59am On Apr 18
" IRAN HAS WON " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 3:48pm On Apr 15
IRAN IS WINNING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LORDADAM16 JOVI10 GHOSTAGAIN APPLEYARD OKPANSUKKAISBAE
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 1:59pm On Apr 14
Lordadam16 Writing Appleyard cc IRAN BACKING DOWN? 😆 THOUGHT THEY WERE WINNING 😂😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 4:15pm On Apr 13
VIKTOR ORBAN FINALLY GONE. WOW 👍 😂😂😂.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 7:51am On Apr 04
SlavaUkraini:
Hurray Iran is winning the War 😂😂😂😂

In your dreams...

Tell us how many Aircraft Iran have lost in this war

Tell us how many Aircraft and Naval vessels Russia have lost in her Forever war in Ukraine...

Putin remains Zelensky's boy since 1897...
LET THEM KEEP WALLOWING IN DELULU
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 6:24pm On Mar 24
Mikasaobi:
https://www.airandspaceforces.com/usaf-pilot-shrapnel-wounds-f-35-hit-iran/

A U.S. Air Force F-35A pilot suffered shrapnel wounds after their aircraft was damaged during a combat mission over Iran on March 19, people familiar with the matter told Air & Space Forces Magazine.

The aircraft was hit by ground fire. Though U.S. Central Command has not provided details, the aircraft was most likely damaged by a surface-to-air missile rather than by small-arms fire or another projectile, given the altitude at which the F-35 typically flies. The incident is under investigation, according to U.S. military officials.


We have multiple confirmation from western media outlets but 🤡🤡 here won’t accept reality.

They are still talking about marines using air force when magic planes don’t fly, I tire.

They can’t live with the failure of magic planes, but it’s alright, we’ll always bring them back to reality.
JUST ONE INCIDENT AND YOU WANT TO DiE TRY AND tAKE SOME WATER PLEASE
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 12:04am On Mar 21
BIBI IS DEAD LOL
IRAN BOYS CREATING THEIR OWN HAPPINESS.

LOL F35 HOT IT LOL

JOVI10 LORDADAM10
PoliticsRe: INEC Will Be Involved In Electoral Malpractices In 2027 - Primate Ayodele by DystopianMuse(f): 3:32pm On Mar 18
Normal. This one no be prophecy. The odd is 1.01 that they will.
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Aircraft Carrier Gerald Ford On Fire, 2 Sailors Injured (Photos) by DystopianMuse(f): 1:23pm On Mar 14
madridguy:
The initial fire has been extinguished, but the crew is still doing damage control, according to a U.S. official

grin grin grin
Fuuu. It's a laundry fire stop jubilating and this is an old news part of why nairaland is now irrelevant.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 7:10am On Mar 14
Obedience40:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This una click of propaganda dey fear me o

Do you even know who Heinrich Himmler is?? Heinrich Himmler is a former Nazi military leader!! Someone who was culpable for the Holocaust, the genocide of the Jewish population of Europe.!!

So the US navy has ran out of names to christened her ships they then decided to name a ship by giving it the name of a former Nazi military and political leader!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🫡

Even Germany won't even give a ship that name.. please stop embarrassing yourself.. there's no US ship known as USS Heinrich Himmler
The US will even prefer to use names like Tripoli ,Okinawa, Joe Biden instead
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 7:08am On Mar 14
Obedience40:
Russia with her magical hypersonic missiles is still fighting in Ukraine.... Hypersonic missiles yet thousands of Russians have died... no end of the war in sight and the war is till raging for more than four years🤣🤣
This clowns are something else. Hyperfoolish people like their hypersonic weapons 😂
BusinessRe: CBN directs banks to Restrict Banking Services to All Loan Defaulters by DystopianMuse(f): 11:55am On Mar 13
Yeye. The government should also payback what they owe. All those big big people too defaulting on their loan till AMCON go seize their loan too should pay. I am sure CBN too is owing even Cardoso too
Foreign AffairsRe: US Navy Tells Shipping Industry Hormuz Escorts Not Possible For Now by DystopianMuse(f): 9:56pm On Mar 11
MANY IGNORANT TAKE


Reuters reported on 10 March that the US Navy has refused near-daily requests from the oil and shipping industries for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since Operation Epic Fury began on 28 February, citing the risk of Iranian attack as too high. Not once. Not occasionally. Near-daily. Every day for eleven days, the shipping industry has asked the US Navy for help, and every day the answer has been no.

Consider what is deployed in the region. The USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group operates in the Arabian Sea. The USS Gerald R. Ford is in the Red Sea.

The US Navy’s refusal is not cowardice. It is arithmetic. A carrier strike group is designed for blue-water power projection, not littoral escort through a corridor where a $500 contact mine can cripple a $4 billion destroyer. An Aegis cruiser’s radar can track hundreds of targets at 400 kilometres but cannot detect a mine sitting three metres below the surface. An F-35 can deliver precision strikes at Mach 1.6 but cannot sweep a shipping lane. The assets are wrong for the mission. The world’s most expensive hammer has been asked to thread a needle.

Trump told CBS escorts would begin “as soon as possible” and “when reasonable.” His Energy Secretary posted that an escorted transit had already occurred, then deleted it when the White House confirmed none had. Iran’s Parliament Speaker mocked the claim as PlayStation. The IEA proposed the largest reserve release in history because the strait the Navy cannot escort through remains functionally closed.

Ghalibaf was not wrong. The escorts do not exist. Not because America lacks the will. Because the Mosaic Doctrine created a threat environment where the cost of escort failure exceeds the cost of escort refusal. One mine striking one escorted tanker would produce a casualty event, an insurance catastrophe, and a strategic humiliation that three carrier strike groups cannot absorb. The Navy is not refusing to help. It is refusing to lose.

Seven hundred tankers wait. Three carriers watch. And the 33-kilometre corridor between them remains the most expensive gap in the world.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DystopianMuse(f): 10:01pm On Mar 10
seunny4lif:
Turns out the entity's real Iron Dome was the network of AD systems across Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait, and Jordan, all along.

Anyway, Strait of Hormuz will be a money making venture for the Persians!
If you aren’t an ally you pay security fee! 😂
Pirates in the making
[b]

DONT PLAY
🚨🚨 IT'S OVER FOR IRAN

The US Navy just escorted an oil tanker straight through the Strait of Hormuz while Iran's military watched.

Hours ago Iran said "no aggressor ship has the right to pass." The US sailed through anyway.

This changes EVERYTHING. Here's why:

→ Step 1: Oil crashed 16% today — below $80
→ Step 2: US forces an oil tanker through Hormuz — proving Iran can't close it
→ Step 3: Global shipping routes are now SECURED by the US military
→ Step 4: Oil supply fears = GONE. Prices drop further
→ Step 5: Iran loses its ONLY leverage — the threat of choking global energy
→ Step 6: Without Hormuz leverage, Iran has NOTHING left to negotiate with
→ Step 7: The US now controls the most important chokepoint on Earth

20% of ALL global oil flows through this strait. The US just proved it owns it.

This isn't temporary. The US will control this chokepoint for DECADES. They're not leaving. They now have the justification to permanently station a naval fleet at Hormuz — something they've wanted since the 1980s.

Iran threatened to starve the world of oil.
The world kept moving.
Iran is DONE.

Oil is coming down. Gas prices are coming down. The "energy crisis" narrative just died on live television.

This is the most BULLISH signal for markets since the war started.

The Iran war isn't dragging on — it's being ended on America's terms.[/b]

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