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Jokes EtcRe: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 1:35pm On Mar 09, 2012
^^ leaf me oo
dat man above u must tell dat swtchic ryt now
Jokes EtcRe: Suspense by Dyt(f): 1:33pm On Mar 09, 2012
01341906324536
Jokes EtcRe: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 1:31pm On Mar 09, 2012
tears er dress
leaves er n go fetches bottles
brks d bottles on my head

2day
i go kill u
i go tell u say i b omo isale eko
Jokes EtcRe: Suspense by Dyt(f): 1:23pm On Mar 09, 2012
r u on dat cough syrup again?
Jokes EtcRe: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 1:14pm On Mar 09, 2012
watchin. . . .
Jokes EtcRe: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 1:13pm On Mar 09, 2012
gives er a heavy blow in d stomach
Jokes EtcRe: Suspense by Dyt(f): 1:09pm On Mar 09, 2012
u ofcus
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 12:26pm On Mar 09, 2012
i m average jor
my bf s 6.5ft bt i cld lk so much 2 his height cos of my stature
i think i m 5+
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 12:20pm On Mar 09, 2012
i said in my previous post, i weigh 73kg

i said if i run, skip, or climb stairs
i breathe lyk i weigh 150kg

u get it now?

mayb m jst naturally lazy
RomanceRe: The Pain Of Finding True Love. by Dyt(f): 12:16pm On Mar 09, 2012
i hate love stories lyk dis
eventually, dey ll brk up
Jokes EtcRe: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 12:13pm On Mar 09, 2012
frowns
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 12:11pm On Mar 09, 2012
run?
hmmm
even climbin 2 storey buildin i breathe lyk i weigh 150

i m tryin sha
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 12:06pm On Mar 09, 2012
I HARDLY DO DOSE FOODS MA'AM
d ebas n fufu n iayan et all

i m a size 12 yh, nt big bt wldnt jst mind trimmin 2 a size 10
i weigh 73kg sha
i jst wanna work on dis stomach, u know ow it is wen u v booobs, stomach n nyansh
cld nt b so attracrive smtyms
Jokes EtcRe: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 11:55am On Mar 09, 2012
dont erm me
spk now young man

frowns
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 11:52am On Mar 09, 2012
u mean eba n fuf mks one grows?
i dont do much of dose sha
bt wen it comes 2 choc, ice cream, sharwama, pizza, all junks
u ll find dem ryt in front of me

wo, i think my stature s destined on me jor
Jokes EtcRe: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 11:45am On Mar 09, 2012
hey u
wat r u engaged doin in SWTCHIC bums short?
RomanceRe: A Woman Wanted Me To Impregnent Her Wife by Dyt(f): 11:44am On Mar 09, 2012
internet is accessible to any one regardless of your brain capacity.

^^
gd u said dat
Jokes EtcRe: Dumb by Dyt(f): 11:25am On Mar 09, 2012
gigglin. . . . .
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 11:14am On Mar 09, 2012
^ smh
Jokes EtcRe: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 11:08am On Mar 09, 2012
i know young man
dani1luv:
chai, i dun suffa 4 mikuz handz


switchgirl, stfu. .we r in d jokes section lady, incompetent my foot, mstcheew. .u can go report me, [size=28pt]i wonda wat i aff said dat aint true[/size], smh
true
she got neeples
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 11:06am On Mar 09, 2012
hahaha
na y u cm open all ur teeth
RomanceRe: A Woman Wanted Me To Impregnent Her Wife by Dyt(f): 11:03am On Mar 09, 2012
fubbyy:
@dyt, read the content b4 calling it a crap  @pendo and breezy, nice reply but i always remember what happend to my uncle who impregnented a gal in kenya wayback in 1988, he denied the girl and the child and relocated to nigeria,he got married in 96 and has been childless till date, he later went to kenya in 2008 looking for his child but to no avail,so that taught me a big lesson not to let your seed go just like that,because 2morro is unpredictable
lyk tell me wat s nt crap abt dis write up?
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 11:00am On Mar 09, 2012
^ ma'am
i v done everyth
as a mata of fact, i do everyth in my house, i lyk stress sef, bt i think my job s makin me trim a bit
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 10:54am On Mar 09, 2012
i v tried all sorts of skippin, walkin, runnin, trimmin
hell no
i think GOd jst gave me dis bdy
Jokes EtcRe: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 10:52am On Mar 09, 2012
dani1luv:
u r a fooolish gurl.

Wat do u knw? [size=18pt]I wonder if u've gat unmentionables[/size]
dis aint true cos i know she s got
RomanceRe: A Woman Wanted Me To Impregnent Her Wife by Dyt(f): 10:35am On Mar 09, 2012
mimickin d op
a woman wanted me impregnate er wife
wats all dis abt?
bullcrap
HealthRe: Why Will You Want To Loose Weight? by Dyt(f): 10:26am On Mar 09, 2012
do i rili wanna loose weight?
mayb a bit of tummy trimmin
Jokes EtcRe: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 10:22am On Mar 09, 2012
mcnepow
n everyth in/out of him
Jokes EtcRe: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 10:13am On Mar 09, 2012
^^ shshshshs
dont mk him cry
Jokes EtcRe: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by Dyt(f): 10:12am On Mar 09, 2012
opens eyes n slams desk

u dont wanna go dere
dats mine


headin 2 d rm 2 go call his attention
RomanceRe: True Love Still Exist by Dyt(f): 10:11am On Mar 09, 2012
^^ wow
finally
my adviced worked on u
congrats man

i wanna cm 4 dat weddin sir

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