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tokunboh: I have only asked those questions out of true and genuine intentions. In btw, you should let him speak for himself.

Me sef dey find work na
Come help my ministry

LyfeJennings: Bae, dont be rude now. Oya,no vex. U were the one that posted that Yannick & Olamide song abi?? Na U be Koya cuz,shey? Ok,lez be friends. Ur cuz is my blood. I come across the name cos I am a best of both world..

I know all his pallies
Which are u?

eluquenson: When you hear ashake shey kin sha, run for your dear life...mehn Ghetto life is fun.

:O
:O

tokunboh: What kind of job are you looking for? What is the highest qualification that you have. Sorry for the questions but it would be nice to know what you are really looking for.

U want him to replace ashake?

Sorry for the questions bt it wld be nice to know the kind of job u have for him/her

eluquenson: If you hear SEGO, then you suppose hear ASHAKE as he's the right man of SEGO. Now the game has just begun as more scores will roll.

Ashake ko
Ashesi ni

Now I know him
Ashake was Segos right hand
Ko?

Thugs
Thuggery
Smh

LyfeJennings: U stay on the island and U never hear of Ashake Unacceptable,Unbelievable!!!!!! I stay on the Island,not even Isale Eko o and I think I'm one of the few young elites of Island and I come across the name so much.

Ehn that's u na
Is it every name I will know ni
I hrd of Sego, I have even seen his poster
Ur own cup of tea to know every name of thug

Azeez ashake?
All my life on the island, I never hrd of that name
Why does this happen when election is near ehn, I rem same thing some yrs back, I crept home ni
Comin back frm work and dang it started
Na God say mk my mama be good person, I for don get big scar
Terrible

I don't judge
I reason with every situation

I frigging hate to be judged
*frowns*

maclatunji: Can I get out of this thread thinking Naija women are not materialistic and do accept symbolic gestures even if you have to shake acceptance of it out of them?

Only time will tell?

lmao
u no jst well at all

maclatunji: Stop personalising the topic jare, you will make some people unduly hostile to me with such.

have u stopped crushing on me?

maclatunji: How about:

1. A pet

2. Write you a poem

3. Name a product/building/invention/boat/school/software after you.

i am veli veli lomantic
i love rabbits
white with pink ear

infact i want to hear u read that poem to me

either of number 1 and 3 is not compulsory

i will go with number 2 over a garden of flawa

temigracie: I hope this is not coming too late....

From the deepest part of my heart, I wanna wish you a happy birthday...I pray you ll witness more and more of this in good health, peace, love in Jesus name...

Though we are far apart...though distance might not allow somethings to happen...I want you to know you are my super-sweetheart and honey....You are special and sweet...

I am happy....I met you at the right time.....

clears throat
coughs

maclatunji: Still material. In short, you have no room for aesthetics/symbolism. #LWKMD

u are not alright

dytbabe: its ok if u cant buy me all those
bt pls dont come with a flower

did u fail to read this abi pepper enter ur eye

maclatunji: Like? That is what we have been asking since now. It is perfectly okay not to want flowers but do not say you want a phone, car, house, food as a replacement. Those ones are not available options in answering this question because those who love or hate flowers can still get those anyway as material gifts.

I am asking about symbolic gifts here. #AhnAhn

ehn ehn
u were busy attacking me na

u cld see a fine earring, while reminding me how beautiful i am jst slip into my ear holes
a nice slippers too wont be bad
necklace with a half hrt will be appreciated
and wld love a diamond ring too

its ok if u cant buy me all those
bt pls dont come with a flower

maclatunji: Buying choc is not the issue here. The issue is the seeming inability of you ladies to identify a "non-consumable substitute" to a symbolic gift.

Shey lori flower yi na
I say I no be plant eater, I don't want
Buy me smth more symbolic
Must it be flawa niii
Moni mife
Abi nkan mi wan be ni

maclatunji: Actually, it is telling me that regardless of what Nigerian ladies say, the overwhelming majority of you are materialistic and place little value on symbolism.

Yes
Leave it
If u call buyin me choc materialistic
Oshisko pelu iranu

rozzay: Wat is it dear

u wowed me

rozzay: am a mother of an 11 year old son,

wow
wow

Tymax: Thanks boss!

who is boss?

abeg go bring octopus and frog mk we chop jor

maclatunji: Huh?

This is a very insightful thread. It is pointing in one direction...

u takin it to another direction and i think that direction is my specialty

maclatunji: Trees are heavy, not so beautiful and would probably crush you to death.

.

dont u think before u bringing me flowers, u wld have percieved it first and likely u die before u even take 10 steps
that cld even kill u faster than the tree u wanna bring
anuofia

maclatunji: Yeah, they have not answered the question. Flowers are more about symbolism, like they have rightly observed, they are not edible. However, the symbolism seems lost on them.

Pls tell me what it symbolise western man
Flower ko, seed ni
Why not kuku bring a tree na

Ou are a year older today, may God increase u in everyway
Have a fun filled and stresslees birthday

maclatunji: In addition to all of this, he thinks a bouquet of flowers are beautiful and looking and probably smelling them might make you feel good in its own unique way and he sees it as a symbolic gesture showing his love and caring about you. Besides, they will not wilt (at least not immediately) if you place them in a vase with water.

What do you say to this?

I am not canivorous*not sure* in nature
I don't want

Scratches head
U say

maclatunji: Why? Just interested in the reason for your objection to flowers and by the way, what would be the "Nigerian' equivalent of this for those who say it is a white or western thing?

Gimme choc instead
Flower will wilt na

Dunno what others feel abt me bt me oo, I don't want flower
I wan chop am
If na scent u want mk I perceive, gimme nice perfume

Do not try this with me

My mothers/sons love

Farts