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Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 9:06pm On Mar 02, 2016
Marxxx:
I don't know what to say...

Just say you like the way I am teasing you
Say I am making you laugh
Say it
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 9:03pm On Mar 02, 2016
Marxxx:
funny you

Funny you too
Oya edit the post
tongue
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 9:01pm On Mar 02, 2016
jashar:


You sef ehn..... cheesy

You no fit pretend small. Kai. See as you just dey talk money up and down grin

Make your baby daddy catch you.

Na the money be koko ooo
I wan chop am clean mouth sef

No mind that man, he dey too work jor
cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 8:59pm On Mar 02, 2016
Marxxx:
And it boils down to the eye again? Its easier to type things you know....and Zara is numb

Now I can feel your loneliness
Sobs
I think I am doing better thaan Zara, don't you think so?
Family / Re: If You Had All The Money In The World, Would You Still Work? by dytbabe: 8:56pm On Mar 02, 2016
ilevic:
Unfortunately, u cant have all the money in the whole world. so, face ur work and stop fantasizing lest poverty come upon u like a robber.

Rotflmao
Crime / Re: Housewife Pours Hot Water On Woman For Dating Her Husband (pic) by dytbabe: 7:29pm On Mar 02, 2016
Women!!!
angry angry
angryStop attacking your likes
Deal with your HUBBy

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya Makes Daughter Emma His Woman Crush Wednesday. See How Cute She Looks. by dytbabe: 1:58pm On Mar 02, 2016
kekakuz:
Stranger : Emma how are you.
Timaya daughter : am fine uncle
Stranger: where is your daddy.
Timaya daughter :he is not around
Stranger. : that's good. Do you obey your daddy?
Timaya daughter : I will do anything he says.
Stranger : that's good. Come closer.
******stranger plays timaya music ************* show me your bumbum.
I want put something inside your something etc, ************

And this is supposed be funny
smh
Peterfile
Family / Re: Happy Birthday To The Most Amazing Man Ever by dytbabe: 10:13am On Mar 01, 2016
Happy birthday to the man with the big chest
Wishing you the best

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Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 12:35am On Mar 01, 2016
Marxxx:
Things here are a bit complicated than you assume. Before anything is done here an approval is usually sent from the UK. ...I doubt if you can match them. But I will make an enquiry

You doubt if I or my company can match them?
If I type what I want to type ehn
You will hit your head on your screen
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 12:26am On Mar 01, 2016
Marxxx:
like I said I will try and make an enquiry...

Shey you were the one that asked about cleaning equipments

Na wa you sef
angry angry angry angry
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 12:24am On Mar 01, 2016
Marxxx:
What does that mean? Tell me!!!


grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy
Would you believe if I told you it meant anything?
Just one of my jokes

So does your company have slots for cleaning equipments?

Would you want me drop my official mail since you don't want personal mail, this is business oooo
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 12:21am On Mar 01, 2016
Marxxx:
Are you serious? That means you Market cleaning equipment and chemicals?

Anything that has to do with facilities management
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 12:17am On Mar 01, 2016
Marxxx:
I don't know what to say about that but I will make an enquiry.

I am watching you with one eye
Left eye sef
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 12:15am On Mar 01, 2016
Marxxx:
I said I believe....that does not make it true...I don't know happens outside my unit. let alone my department; Let alone another department entirely. I don't communicate that much. But I will enquire that is all I can do. Are you an engineer?

No
A marketer
grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 12:10am On Mar 01, 2016
Marxxx:
Don't do that...I will make an enquiry before the end of the week...I will give you a feedback
Marxxx:
Don't do that...

If I do
Don't reply
undecided undecided
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 12:07am On Mar 01, 2016
Marxxx:
Now you are sounding ridiculous. Funny you. You are funny in a an eccentric though. I am not in Maintenance. I don't have an inkling about how they function. But I believe it is outsourced...

Me ridiculous?
angry angry
I will forgive you cos it's month end

It's outsourced, oya link me
Make I pm you or you mail me
My signature carries my mail
infact I pm you right away
Family / Re: Please, What Do You Think Shows Truly A Man Is Ready For Marriage.. by dytbabe: 12:04am On Mar 01, 2016
Soliloquy

How will one know if a man is ready for marriage x7ce

Thinking
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 11:58pm On Feb 29, 2016
Marxxx:
That is good(@ ur son). It is good to be steadfast in your religion. Finally good night!

Did I tell you I am sleeping
angry angry


FM thing jor and I wee go bed
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 11:53pm On Feb 29, 2016
Marxxx:
I know you are being sarcastic. I did not say I want to mingle...you are funny
Marxxx:
I know you are being sarcastic...I love the attributes you listed there

I hope you not finding me attractive already?
*judging from your post ooo*


Sorry I have indulged you too much tonight
This mama gotta force sleep to come else I will be dozing at work tomorrow


BTW, my company is into FM (facilities mgt) do you have a job for us?
wink
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 11:51pm On Feb 29, 2016
Marxxx:
I do not have another monicker. Definitely he should be dreamland right now. I hope he likes to read...? You are a muslim?...marxxx is still at the office not yet home....your last question...you don't need an answer do you?

He's a 3 year old boy and most at his age loves to read and write even sing it out loud

At the office this time?
shocked

Abeg make I force myself sleep
Gotta wake 6am for prayers

Yes, a practicing muslim
I bet you would ask over and over again if you know me, I likey sha, makes me feel special
Family / Re: Pastor Snatches Wife Of Church Member In Osun by dytbabe: 11:48pm On Feb 29, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 11:45pm On Feb 29, 2016
Marxxx:
I thought you have a baby?

I haven't said I don't have


But wait ooo
Ehn ehn
You want to mingle seriously?


Are you old
Tall
Slim
Bald
Big belle
Do you live in banana island
Can you dash me a 2017 RR envogue
Chechechechechecheche




*i bet some people will read my posts and shake head* grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 11:39pm On Feb 29, 2016
Marxxx:
ohhhh....How is the baby? What does the acronym DYT mean?

I have said you should post with your other known moniker
Lil man is great, you don't expect him be up at this time when he's not marxxx

The name is Idayatu
You can figure it out

Stop flirting with me
Do you have money?
undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Alex Nwankwo 'Alexreports' Involved In Accident(photos) by dytbabe: 11:35pm On Feb 29, 2016
keypad1:
Rest in peace bro. We all shall miss you


Rotflmao
Celebrities / Re: Alex Nwankwo 'Alexreports' Involved In Accident(photos) by dytbabe: 11:35pm On Feb 29, 2016
wheredemdey:
This guy is a media who.re...i bet he authorized all these pictures and even edited the story sef....see his cheap singlet...lmfao

O boy I wish u wayt you wish yourself inugo grin grin


cheesy
Rotflmao
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 11:33pm On Feb 29, 2016
Marxxx:
Pardon my ignorance are you Dyt? Or you have another monicker/handle?


grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
The name is dia na
Ahn ahn
Why asking again
Every moniker with the D, Y and T as the first letters belongs to no one else
Muchechechechecheche
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 11:28pm On Feb 29, 2016
Marxxx:
oh your proposal? You are already married. I don't want to start preparing my will now. I know what a 9mm bullet looks like put that through my rib cage; I will lose 4litres of blood in 200seconds...not a good way to exit planet earth


Come and post with your original moniker ooooo
Ehn ehn

Na you marry me?
undecided
Family / Re: How Did You Cope When You Had A Failed Relationship? by dytbabe: 11:25pm On Feb 29, 2016
Marxxx:
You should be sleeping. Why are you awake? I didn't say good night because you were having fun at my expense! ...That is not cool. and you were being sarcastic too.

Bite me
undecided undecided

At having fun at your expense, not really
Since you want the opposite of what you had
I thought I could fit in so me too can be getting that 7 digits
Muchechecheche



Don't mind me
I can be quite annoying
Sleep e no come so I just wanna hang around a bit looking for small small troubles
Sports / Re: How Can I Help Him Cure His Football Addiction? by dytbabe: 2:09pm On Feb 20, 2016
Now this is funny
But so sorry, you can't separate both
Watch with him
Don't make jest of him and his team
Give him good food both cooked and uncooked



Cc raumdeuter

Making me sweat to spell the name
undecided

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Family / Re: Woman Loses First Pregnancy To Police Brutality After 10 Years Of Marriage by dytbabe: 7:53am On Feb 20, 2016
cry cry cry cry cry

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Family / Re: Wife Beats Up Husband Because He Didn't Get Her A Valentine Gift by dytbabe: 11:49pm On Feb 18, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: E-Money Gives A 'Shoe-Rack' Hawker A Car & N300k (Photos) by dytbabe: 8:51pm On Feb 18, 2016
Na wa ooo
When will my own calls be picked too ehn
God oooo, you have series. Of missed calls from me
cry cry cry cry cry

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