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Family / Re: Married Men, Please What Exactly Are You Enjoying In Your Marriage? by dytbabe: 7:33am On Jun 04, 2017
sisisioge:


Hmmm, thanks for toasting me on his behalf. Answer is still no deal.


You of all should know the importance of couple buying onto each other's dreams. I can't imagine myself anywhere near the dreadful Nigerian politics. Whew!

Dude go bin dey wonder wetin dey do us grin grin grin

Not all are dreadful

I can imagine him smiling

Muchechecheche
Jokes Etc / Re: Oloshi! by dytbabe: 7:29am On Jun 04, 2017
Xsem:

Jisie ike Ada oma,kam jee uka GA kpere chi m



Nina4u:
Chineke otuto. Obi ụtọ na Sunday. Ọ bụ Saturday ebe a.


Sisisioge
Tell these two to get a room
Family / Re: Married Men, Please What Exactly Are You Enjoying In Your Marriage? by dytbabe: 7:26am On Jun 04, 2017
sisisioge:


Bet zed ni...no be this country all of us dey?

Being into politics don't make him a bad man
You guys can make a difference

If he's got all that you want
Why not ignore the politcal side and give it a shot
wink
Family / Re: Married Men, Please What Exactly Are You Enjoying In Your Marriage? by dytbabe: 7:21am On Jun 04, 2017
sisisioge:


Oluwadyt, how come you find all these threads before me? grin grin grin

Just checked him out...he's a politician. I no want grin

Lmao

Bet wai?
Family / Re: Married Men, Please What Exactly Are You Enjoying In Your Marriage? by dytbabe: 7:13am On Jun 04, 2017
Destined2win:
I really look forward to getting married; currently searching but just like I have read and seen all over the place, marriage comes with a lot of challenges.

A lot of you guys are married and have decided to stay married because of one thing or the other. Now there must be something that has made you to stick to that decision no matter what.

Please I ask that you kindly share so that people here can learn.
What are you enjoying in your marriage that you look at and conclude that you are not going to quit.

Please kindly share. Thanks.

Sisisioge
tongue
Family / Re: This Story About A Woman And Her Husband Just Made My Day... by dytbabe: 8:31pm On Feb 10, 2017
sisisioge:


grin grin grin Let me go and read the story first...Before I go, I like the fact you are aiming for a rich husband for me. Osebaby wink


We do not want a lazy man
cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Wears A Massai Garb In Kenya (pic Inside) by dytbabe: 6:11pm On Feb 09, 2017
casttlebarbz:
why do i have a feeling that what u felt about my admiration for the beret is wrong wink

Why do I have a feeling you are one

grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Wears A Massai Garb In Kenya (pic Inside) by dytbabe: 6:04pm On Feb 09, 2017
casttlebarbz:
i love d beret grin

Why do I have a feeling I know what you mean

Muchechechecheche

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Family / Re: Can I Adopt As A Single Man? by dytbabe: 1:56am On Feb 03, 2017
sisisioge:


grin grin grin

Babes warn yourself! Person wey don sample both men and women for the other room, person wey no understand him sexuality, person wey already know say getting married Na die na him you come dey call me for ! Chai, Biko warn yourself! Se na "not jiving" I dey talk before, this one go be not syncing! Mba! I no do cool



Oga OP, nothing do you, may you be blessed with your match.


I dash you
*stern look*
Family / Re: Can I Adopt As A Single Man? by dytbabe: 10:39pm On Feb 02, 2017
Sisisioge ooooo
Culture / Re: "Ooni Of Ife Is Oba Of Benin's Son,Not In The Same Class"-Bini Palace To Alake by dytbabe: 7:21am On Jan 27, 2017
orisa37:
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Nawa ooo
Your network dey fail?
cheesy

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Culture / Re: "Ooni Of Ife Is Oba Of Benin's Son,Not In The Same Class"-Bini Palace To Alake by dytbabe: 9:11pm On Jan 25, 2017
orisa37:



The Original ODUDUWA lives in The Spirits of all Yorubas. He was a Nephilim, Incarnate Product of OLODUMARE and came down at Ile Ife by The Power of OLODUMARE..

You wanted answer my own question and mixed up the quotes?

I guess as much
grin cheesy
Culture / Re: "Ooni Of Ife Is Oba Of Benin's Son,Not In The Same Class"-Bini Palace To Alake by dytbabe: 7:43am On Jan 25, 2017
macof:


you are a degenerate fool if you call that a counter. .. a post that lacks any sense
you 3 must be a band of stuupid
it's probably genetic


grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Chai



Erm I need you translate something for me

*In her words*

So there were a group of friends going on a tour and they found themselves at the entrace of Alake of Ebgaland abi how dem dey call the name
So these awo people with white and shaki came to them to see them to the palace.
One of those on tour already jokingly said see these people, they like money and think we are from abroad but I know what to do when they come

So as they marched towards them, they cleared the air they are just young people touring and don't have money

Another of the tourist then said I know a song that I will sing and willingly with smile, they all will usher us to the palace that the rest should just follow the rhyme

Wow
It worked
Surprising the tourists never knew/heard the song before but once it was said, they all followed suit

Funny right?

Heheheheheheeh


When she narrated
I said haaa
Otidi awo lati oju orun niyen
Make dem go bo ifa for you oooo
grin cheesy cheesy
Not like I mean it or know anything about it

So I am asking you
What do you think?
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike And His Baby Feeding Bottles (Photos) by dytbabe: 3:00pm On Jan 23, 2017
enoqueen:
Ama daran ke.

ROTFLMAO
Family / Re: Please Help A Sister In Need Of Advice Immediately by dytbabe: 8:28am On Jan 19, 2017
Nigerians with our reasoning

Some people can while some can

Choices

It's just so sad the part. Of the world we hail from
Limps, SS, single mums, above 30, disables
All are discriminated

We will get there
Family / Re: If una no gree gimme money, contract and connections nko? by dytbabe: 10:00pm On Jan 11, 2017
Snow5:


I wont forgive you for this you did oo...
Am serious oo


Do you know how I felt? U eh.. Kaiii

I kuku know

*moves closer and rubs his head*
Muchechechecheche
Nairaland / General / Re: MMM Love Story (pics) by dytbabe: 8:06pm On Dec 15, 2016
Heck this is grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Describe Your Sex Life Using A Song? by dytbabe: 5:45pm On Dec 13, 2016
Bruno Mars - Gorilla
Culture / Re: Oba Dosunmu: I Refused To Do Any Ritual Before Wearing The Crown by dytbabe: 10:12pm On Dec 08, 2016
macof:


sad I only know oriki of Ibadan and my hometown

Ahn ahn
Are you not from ondo ni?
Abi na idanre sef
NYSC / Re: Oversized Khaki Given To A Corper In Ogun State. Photo by dytbabe: 12:39pm On Dec 01, 2016
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Culture / Re: Oba Dosunmu: I Refused To Do Any Ritual Before Wearing The Crown by dytbabe: 8:36am On Nov 28, 2016
macof:


I don't see it as insult but honest description of you from the comments you post. it's only a moronic african not to mention a bastard that will say the things you say.

your European masters were eating real human flesh 300 years ago. answer to that and stop talking about calabar people killing twins in the past... .. in fact what's worse is that, you tag the killing of twins to all Nigerian ethnicities
shows how ignorant of Nigeria you are


Hi

Please I need Oriki ooo

Gongon in Ondo town

cheesy
Family / Re: I Want To Give Up Our Unborn Baby For Adoption. Any Help Please. by dytbabe: 7:24pm On Oct 02, 2016
Ishilove:

Ehen, so the op of that thread lifted this picture?? Jeez


grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law And Wife Welcome Child After Five Years Of Marriage by dytbabe: 7:58pm On Sep 30, 2016
A very big congrats
It's not easy
May her days be long

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Phones / Re: My Tecno L8 Plus Stops Charging by dytbabe: 6:42pm On Sep 30, 2016
Carlcaresophia:

Hello

Hi
Is there anything I could do from my home, my L8 plus has been still since 1pm
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

It's not even upto a month
Family / Re: I Am In A Deep Financial Mess by dytbabe: 12:13pm On Sep 28, 2016
Acheron:

Depends on the source of your worry.

We have a common ground in what's on your signature. We could talk business if you like and if you want to divert, I'm game baby wink


Just teach me how to make money and more more money
grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: I Am In A Deep Financial Mess by dytbabe: 11:20am On Sep 28, 2016
Acheron:

You're good. Do you have worries atall?

Lots and lots

You wanna help?
Family / Re: I Am In A Deep Financial Mess by dytbabe: 10:30am On Sep 28, 2016
Acheron:

I like feisty ladies that make it hard for me and I have to go extra miles but you're making it easy for me. tongue tongue

Every woman is hard to get
Just sometimes
Few men like you are lucky to hold her by the hands and take a long walk
Lucky you
grin
Family / Re: Solved by dytbabe: 10:16am On Sep 28, 2016
Souljaboi1:



You forgot Telemundo and Zeeworld.

PS- I'm not talking to you. You no see me, you no ask abi. Issokay. angry embarassed

No vex jor
I don taya for myself too
May Allah ease all my affairs
Family / Re: Solved by dytbabe: 2:39pm On Sep 27, 2016
battleaxe:
Not totally related to advice seekers post but why do most men assume 'Being the bread winner' is the major responsibility they have and should ensure compliance from their women?

I think that thought process alone is enough to freeze most women.

Typical female day:
Wake up at 4:30
Cook for Oga.
Start bathing kids. Dress them up
Oga wakes at 5:15. Bathes and dresses up
Give them breakfast
Oga goes to work at 6am
Madam leaves the house after packing kids lunch and goes to drop them in school
Returns home in tight Lagos or anywhere traffic
Starts washing and cleaning of house
Irons clothes.
Preps for lunch. Does any food shopping required.
Goes to pick the kids in traffic
Returns in traffic
Change kids, offer lunch, clean school bags
Help with homework
Start prepping dinner and does a quick clean before Oga arrives
Oga arrives. Small chit chat on day
Dinner.
Oga eats and watches match or whatever at he's his fancy
Washes up. Preps for next day
Arrange kids bags...
Continue with homework if multiple kids
Night bath
Kids sleep
Mother eats

Summary; The fact that your wife is a housewife does not imply she is working any less harder than you are. You are working to put food on the table, provide shelter and clothing. She is working to make sure the kids turn out to be people you're proud to identify with.
Pls appreciate your wives- housewives or not!
Apologies for the epistle.


undecided undecided

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Family / Re: Will I Ever Get Married? by dytbabe: 2:23pm On Sep 27, 2016
Wow
Straight up you got a hook up
Congrats in advance

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Family / Re: I Need Friends Badly. Good Ones by dytbabe: 7:36pm On Sep 23, 2016
joychioma19:
if you can remove Oga untop from seat, I will gladly fall in love with you

Haaaaaaa
Anty chioma!!!!!!

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