₦airaland Forum

menesheh:
Am not expecting you to be happy because of expressing my freedom of speech

jst a joke now..oga u dey quick vex ooooo

menesheh:
Abia state governor, the worst governor ever in Nigeria coming after former governor of Anambra State Chinwoke Mbadinuju

I no happy wt u for dis coment..wer u kip wada governor of kogi

Its a mstk jor..u kw smtimz wen u jst eager to post somtin..n una amebo too much sef..una no fit see somtin jst ignor...anyway thanks.

The All Progressives Congress has accused the Peoples and the Presidency of being the brains behind the ongoing campaign for election postponement, saying this is in spite of “serial denials and the phantom assurances” that the party has is ready for the polls. ”There is no clearer indication that the PDP and the Presidency are the puppeteers behind the election shift campaign than Wednesday’s newspaper advertorial plainly ... http://ow.ly/2TYs77

During the presidential flag off of the people democratic party today in rivers state, the 1st lady Mrs patience jonathan in her speech said the the people of river state will give pdp and president goodluck ebele jonathan more than 2.4 million votes just as they did in the 2011 election.

Rilwayne001:
Kindly speak to the limitation of your own brain and lets compare.

why r u angry..I thought u spoke well..if I said 'u'v spoken acrdin to ur brain limit' u shld b excited if truly u spoke well.

Yeah it is called political strategy 906..that only those wt phd can fabricate..hahahhahahahhah
Sai GEJ...we're in Rivers now catch u guys later

Rilwayne001:


General Muhammadu Buhari

He was able to defeat Nigerian enemies both the Chadian troops that killed Nigerian Soldiers and Maitatsine terrorists
In his words Buhari said: “I flew into Adamawa as head of state, and that was the last you heard of Maitatsine.”

He did'nt buy a single rifle to defeat these enemies of the Nigerian State

GoodLuck Ebele JonaTAN

Despite signing #968,000,000,000 (billion) to fight terrorism in Nigeria and also took another $1,000,000,000 (billion) loan to equip the Army....Is he able to combat terrorism?

u'v spoken according to ur brain limit..

Most nairalanders are apc...most ppl dat wl vote are pdp

Is nt true bc none is my type n av nt seen any of my frnds dere

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] I can't fathom with ya.
Nigerian men are my very third option.[/color]

naija men no dey send ur type sef..n is bettr u bring ur brain bck home bc is bettr to marry ur own type dan dose dat wl divorce u aftr 30days..yeye dey worry u

McISRAEL:
Hi peeps, I just got an invitation for interview. Who else got? Pls what should I expect?

congrt..thrgh wht do dey send it..wht did u apply for..I guess our own is stil comin..

Midehi:
whaat!!! dsplayin ur number on nl, guy u are on ur own ooo, i no send u

I dey fear niii...dats wht mk me a guy..ping me jor...no asiri again for social ntwrk?..I wl kw wen its u..

Indirect job creation...ashawo job go increase if source of income increase for dat side

Midehi:
dansin shoky

sooo dance shoky com my side now..08185078493..

Midehi:
dansin shoky

sooo dance shoky com my side now..wt dis numbr 08185078493

Midehi:
i dnt suck slack dick...dick wey all d nutrient don finish.

now u're talking correct babe wey sabi better tin..

Midehi:
inshort dat mouth i dey observe snc...i no fit kiss dat mouth wit any amount oo,dat girl get mind.

bt u fit suck d*ck for fun abi..babe stop dey lie

Audu is warming up..our nxt Governor he far better pass dat useless wada

mcpat:
I just receive the text to resume screening tomorrow. I submitted my Slip in benin and I'm currently in lagos, is there any way one can be trained in lag and/or change previous location ?

same wt me...bt ama chck d place

I remembr dose days in Mani,katsina state..was tryin to form Don jazy until I got stuck in misery..am d nigga dey al hate to see

I rep no5..MDGs!

jingh:
when did you escaped from yaba left.
madkid on rampage

wen ur own madness pass chaining..u r d lost dog we went looking for..u d madkid in iyana paja..iya wehreh

FrancisTony:
APC is not for we the Okrikans - Patience Ebele Jonathan

This woman is the definition of cluelessness and stupidity.
Her husband administration is dismal, and she still had the effrontrey to show off her mansion when many Nigerians are living in penury.

n wht. Has yaradua's wife built?...u guys r d most stupid of al

jingh:
and na one woman born you so ?

what a waste of nine month !

#buhari4change

u mst b a useless garl for calin him a waste..u mak ur own comnt n he made his own..hw he tk affct ur period.

CVWizards:
I thought as much. Because the B na die. Only a genius will score above 60%.

omo d option B is a set up oooo..guy I was jst clickin..

Der wl nt b peace..d war has jst began..we must fight war..#WAR! WAR!! WAR!!!

klodike:
Yes like i have always known, we have sensible intellectuals in Nigeria. Julius diamond you are one of them. What i don't understand with some sympathetic Nigerians is that; why would you trivialize certificate issue just because it's BUHARI. I was denied a job last month because i used statement of result. Meanwhile someone wants to be my president with you know the rest. And all some of us would say is even if he uses Nepa bill we will still vote for him. Then i realize Nigerians don't want improvement rather we want change even if it would be a regressive one.

I can see dat u're calling for WAR..#we will fight WAR

Naijasinglegirl:
I am addressing this letter to every past ( & prospective HR) I have encountered in the cause of my job hunt because I want my next interview to be my last in a long time.

Dear Sir
I'm guessing you have my résumé since I have literally applied for every vacancy listed online.
You may send your invitation email tomorrow, next week, next month or next year but just as you listed the requirements for your ideal candidate, permit me to state my own prerequisites so there won't be any conflict of interest when we eventually meet.

1. I will not wear my Christmas clothes for the interview.
As a lady, I am expected to appear in a D&G suit with a 4 inch heel shoe to represent the image of your company. I'm sorry to announce that's not going to happen. How do I gallantly represent the image of somewhere I am not guaranteed?
Oga Interviewer, have you ever felt the pain that comes with leaving the interview room with one's best clothes after the HR says "I'm sorry, you failed the GMAT so you will not be moving on to the next stage." Or stares from passersby, wondering why you are roaming with your CV dressed in a corporate attire during work hours.
That does not mean I wouldn't look decent. I like to keep my dressing simple in the event I find myself local pub where I can drink & pretend I was successful in your recruitment.

2. My double ear piercings does not make me the wrong person for the job.

I know tattoos are wrong on all count but piercings on the ear? The last time I checked, the position was not a choir mistress for an Apostolic Church. I have been putting on inconspicuous studded earrings since I began job hunting. How else do I show I'm professional enough? Do I have to cut off my ears? Dear HR of ABC company, how would a tiny ring affect my ability to use microsoft? Just say I remind you of your ex-girlfriend!

3. Four-person slot is not graduate trainee position

Okay, this is the first time your company needs as much as 4 candidates to fill up a position. I understand you are doing unemployed graduates a favour but why did you have call it graduate trainee recruitment, subsequently deceiving thousands of job seekers online with the aim of achieving free publicity for your company?
How do you intend to pick the best four from the 15,000 applications you received. I'm guessing you stopped reading CV's after the first 100. This is the reason we never met cos my awesome résumé was the 12751th.

4. Be very specific with you ideal candidate before I show up

She must be on low cut, must not be more than 27, must have had at least 4 years cognate experience; 1 in a managerial position, must have ACII but ICAN is preferable, must be multilingual, must be a graduate of a private university; foreign university is preferable, must have flat tummy, must be living at most 30 metres from the company, must be able to work without pay for the first three months ( na so! Is it because some churches are currently running a 100 days dry fast program), must be able to market GNLD products?
State what you want in the vacancy.
I hate unrealistic surprises after I have wasted my transport money.

5. I won't give you my photograph.
If I don't stand a 70 percent chance of getting the job, I see no reason why I should come with all my certificates if it will eventually end up in your company's trash can.
Sir, photocopies are expensive. Taking passports are a chore, do you even know how difficult it is to smile these days with all the brouhaha happening in Nigeria? I'm guessing no. After all, you have lots of money and a job to keep you busy.

6. Open interviews? Keep your marketing offer!
Many people shy away from marketing jobs because of the poor pay. I am one of them. (Except you want me to use my blog to promote your product/service) After roaming the street like a mad man to find customers, one is offered only 0.1 percent commission. Like what the hell? If it were that easy to get marketers, why did your company use euphemisms like vacancy for the post of a 'brand activator', 'key tele agents', DSA! Chief marketing technician? Yimu
If marketing is part of the job requirement, let me know prior to that! I was offered a job as an accountant in a pension company in Benin and the next thing the HR said was, "You know, this is a new company so you also have to bring in clients or your salary will be slashed by more then 50%." I told him don't even know anyone or my way round Benin! He said "Don't you have rich aunties and uncles?" I said "no. If I had super rich relatives, would I be needing the job?"
Next thing I heard was "We will get back to you."
I'm still waiting...

7. Salary is a very sensitive issue
Please when its time to discuss my salary expectations, don't bring your colleagues to distract me. Its no time for jokes. I'm a sucker for compliments. For this singular reason, my mom stopped sending me market errands cos when she gives me N5000 for soup items. I hand the entire sum to the first trader that tells me 'Omalicha...Sweety mi...African Queen, come and buy my yams."
Dad also stopped sending me to make cash deposits cos when the beggar seated outside the bank says, "Fine girl, Angel, please gimme money. God go bless you for this life." I hand over the money to him.
Last year, an HR asked how much I wanted and before I could say N120000 is okay. lol, his colleague chipped in "Mr Aderemi this particular candidate looks so humble. . . Her smile is really infectious."
I heard that and stupidly said "You guys can pay me anything like. I will manage."
The HR said, "We will give you N20000 per month."
Yimu! Do you know how much it cost to maintain this smile?

8. ABC Company is not the place for salary earners.

I can see that's your company core values. I understand you need my salary to keep up with your biannual vacation to Seychelles. No problem.
I am going to work for you without pay. After all, I can do all things through Christ Who strengthens me.
But what other incentives are you offering? Am I going to learn on the job? No. Would it advance my career development? Maybe. Would I have to cross third mainland bridge to work everyday? Yes. Do you have a company bus? No.
Is your firm an advertising and communications firm, you know that's my dream career path? No.
So why do you want to 'eat' my salary? No answer.

Gentlemen, let him who has ears, hear!
From a pained job seeker.

Yours sincerely
Naijasinglegirl.com

babe u're suppose to be my wife..I jst fall in love wt u frm dis post..

pelumiakinboye1:
yea I know, am just saying that this list reflects on the people too.

bt am a kogite n I kw is nt true..

ruffDiamond:
Speaking of kaba gurl OMG .! So darn sluttish !. They can fvcc every d1ck in d vila b4 they even hit city chai they too spoil and mostly mannerless i dey pity guy wen marry dem cos wetin u dey carry go home so pass fairly used i call dem ADOKU OMO! (left over- sexed girl

n mk God punish ur useless mom..ur username say it al dat u're frm a useless home..id*ot lik u