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HeyCorleone:
How many of your friends who fornicate have you tried to talk out of it? I'm even guessing you engage in act of premarital sex, and you feel homosexuality is a problem? Lol.

Remove the log from your eye first.

So many things in this world to think about that the last thing that should bother me is where someone else sticks their genitals.

i sight you

deomelo:
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The mediocre clown above you is who you really need to shoot.

and you are next

Somebody please shoot this monkey called ganduje

Soon they tell him that you can not be a yoruba man and be an emir. The future emir will have to be fulani. Watch and see

Mulatta:
Germany constitution forbids Germany for attacking any country "but has a national guard for defending" also Germany is a non-allied Nation. So if UK wanna attack Russia Germany won't participate, Russia likes people that mind their business

you'll say same about japan. You know what's happening in japan in recent years. The argument was russia can defeat the whole of europe (germany inclusive) i won't slap a man because he's quiet.

Mulatta:
Germany constitution forbids Germany for attacking any country "but has a national guard for defending" also Germany is a non-allied Nation. So if UK wanna attack Russia Germany won't participate, Russia likes people that mind their business

you can say same about japan, but, you can't say so in recent years. The argument was russia can defeat the whole of europe (germany inclusive). I won't slap a man because he's keeping quiet.

Skepticus:
And America has never succeeded with any poo since then

Oya, bring up, Iraq etc.

bros me i no be american fan i be nigeria fan..but for iraq, russia even offer their base for america use. And for syria, trump took out a whole airport and russia did nothing.

Russia can be taken out. Japan once defeated them the only military power they have is there gas and if the west can bypass that, russia will crumble. There major ally is china and china is a snitch. China is only using them to counter the power of the west and if you offer china something else, they will swing.
In war, most times your military power alone is not enough, you need friends, logistics, location. Only reason any country won't like to fight russia is because of there nuclear weapon. Wars this days is done on economy level, little wonder china is embolden theirselves economically before militarily.

alfredilly:
Germany is not a military power.

do you know how fast germany militarize before the 2nd world war? The german are the most efficient people on earth. You better ask stalin before you under rate the germans, america won't dare do that.

Skepticus:
You got it right.

Fools who have been raised in puppet states like Nigeria don't understand true independence when they see one.

What is often called "Good Foreign Relations" is bigger states like the US bullying other states.

US always bluff when they spar with Russia.

Despite its loss of soviet states, trade sanctions and embargo, the Soviet pride still stands firm.

"Russia is no coward

america always bluff when spar russia" in 1967 russia wanted to mount misscle in cuba. America carry out a naval blockage in international waters against russia ships going to cuba and russia didn't do poo

Mulatta:
Lemme put it this way for people who don't understand this thing.
UK has problem with Russia but because UK is a pussy, it went to ask for help from EU nations and US. Even with that they can't still cause Russia problem because Russia alone is stronger all EU nations combine plus turkey isn't going UK boy band so it Russia + Turkey against EU, obviously Russia will gladly dash US to china and north Korea "that was why Russia has being transferring military tech to China" . Incase you don't know no Muslim country likes any westerner country.....so if you know you're related to Theresa may tell her that what she's doing is suicide

russia stronger than all european countries? Then you don't know who germany be. No use ordinary eye look Germany o

Kophschmerzen:
F**k you, you self loathing and low self-esteem POS.

your words are actually a reflection of who you are.

[quote author=dasparrow post=66249552]And I hope you know America was built on the back of slaves? But then again, I don't expect you to know since you stay on Nairaland sucking the sweaty balls of the white man rather than picking up a book to read and educate yourself. It is no wonder you suffer from such inferiority complex.

If the Europeans were stopped from migrating en Masse to America back in the day when Europe was a shithole continent, do you think there will be white Americans today?

Do you know how many Americans, Canadians, Europeans are migrating to South and Central America and the Carribbean countries each day? Of course you wouldn't know because. I said america is great because white settled there. Even if they rode on the back of black slave to do that, Doesn' counter my point on the fact that america is great because white settled there. Sorry if i don't give credit to the blacks.
I don't worship the white man i just like being honest. African american are among the minority in america but they dominate the prison, poverty,unemployment, social welfare program population by percentage.
No company of black origin and dominance is quoted in the new york stock exchange. Bro i ain't giving the blacks credit cos, they're never good examples to emulate.
As for we blacks, until we tell ourselves the truth that for now we're the scum of the earth, we're not ready to rise. We lack leaders with good idealogy and vision. We can rule the earth and guy what you called white is actually pig skin.

dasparrow:
You need to take several seats. You are talking about the Japanese making their country great. Would the Japanese have been capable of making their country great if their government had not put certain basic amenities in place? Why have those of you back home, over 160 million people not made Nigeria great already?

Many of you vote in leaders with no foresight all because said leaders are from your tribe or because you benefit from them monetarily. Yet, some of you have the nerve to ask the small percentage of people living outside Nigeria to make Nigeria great again when you folks back home spend more time celebrating the same corrupt leaders that have placed you all in a constant state of penury.

If the Japanese government did not play its vital part in providing a conducive environment for its citizens to thrive in, do you think Japanese citizens will be able to play their part in making their country the kind of country it is today?

Why should people living overseas care about making Nigeria great when those of you in Nigeria embrace nepotism, tribalism, chauvinism, radical religious sentiments, blatant corruption, selfishness, greed and all other social vices over merit?

Stop trying to compare Japan to Nigeria because the Japanese government has and continues to play its part in making sure Japan remains a developed nation while Nigerian leaders give public holiday all because Buhari is visiting their state.

If those of you back home cannot turn that mess of a country called Nigeria around, then neither can the small percentage of Nigerians living outside the country.

Nigerians do not want progress. The proof is in the pudding.

migrant i feel your pain

CSTR1002:
Trump should be careful.

The strategic advantage the US has over the world is because of its highly productive diversity.

Dynamic Military advantage, technological advantage, economic advantage the US have acquired over the eastern bloc is a product of a dynamic immigrant populace.

Trump is always yapping about how the US is the greatest military power, but that power comes from exceptional immigrants.

The world's highest Intellectual quotients leave their Third World shittholes and transfer those IQs to America.

If Trump mess with that conveyor belt of highly critical immigrant mass , he will hand the advantage to sino -Russia.

america still have visa programme that carter for peeps with enough dollar to invest or good intelligent brain to stay in america. they don't want slowpoke

junglep:
Nigerians are just daft. Only 2 people made any meaningful comments.

Wicked, arrogant, intellectually slow, unwoke , unaware, selfish, self centered, bastards.

I hate being a Nigerian.

i think you're the slow one here. Study how the japanese make there country great, they travelled west studied and came back home to build their country. Megi. I think you're comfortable being second.

Kophschmerzen:
This brainless turd is living the white supremacists fantasy, the losers are aware of the imminent change in demography and trying to balance it. Irrespective, the minority population of this country will still out pace the whites. Plus record number of vote in the mid terms to send the GOP into extinction will limit the madness in 1600 Pennsylvania avenue. That racist POS is a sh1t stain on the repute of this country.

america is great because whites settled there. I think trump should start deporting nigerians. The word immigrant makes shudder. Racist this, racist that . Think home

Till the woman is obviously satisfied.

at times some never gets satisfied. No go kill yourself.

Demzlent:
Yes I informed her,my parents are even aware. They are giving their moral and even material support for my ministry, the building we want to use is even given to me by my dad
One thing I noticed about my wife is that she loves our present Church so much

let's face the truth, you are in for the money and fame. You know it, your wife knows it and your co planner knows it

ubunja:
lol OP i saw the thread. bookmarked it. its too hilarious

bro please share the link as i'm kinda new here, so don't how to share the link. Please

Guys look for that thread and thank me later

Was bore yesterday so i decided to look for funny thread to keep busy. So i stumbled upon this hilarious thread from 2012 caption : state your sexiest, craziest, funniest experience in life. Since then, i have not been able to log off, been laughing like crazy. I don't want to be stingy so i thought i should share. So share yours.

The question is do you know yourself? Cos if you do, you'll reason more logically with less sentiment. Your pastors sells you sentiment

Zonacom:
Are you sure? Do you know me?

ClintonEmex:
Ok what you mean is that they should find their talent and try to be like Dangote, Messi, or Einstein in their talent? Ok.

comprehension go hard for you o

Zonacom:
Freeze what's your achievement in life? Are you made like Dangote?

he has more money than you. He's more popular than you.

OKorowanta:
So Freeze doesn't have any other life again?

he is serving a good purpose with this one

Nicar just nailed it.

Transfer the power of the police to the judiciary.
Pass push a law that ensure that 85% of all government budget is spent on the local economy. For example, they want to a car. They will buy 85% nigerian made car.
When appointing ministers, they will be given targets. Such target will be tied to their file under agreement. They could be prosecuted for failure to meet targets. Etc

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