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Meanwhile, a die hard fan want blackface and 2face to reunite. Read d story here

https://www.nairaland.com/3761457/die-hard-fan-plantashun-boyz

Erngie:
The hatred blackface has for 2face won't let them produce any good music.so they should just do their things individually

It might not be hatred. It might just be d only way he knows how 2 voice out his anger. Tho it's not the right way.

Sometimes, I do ask myself if I'm the only one that really enjoys the songs of plantashun boyz in the good old days. These guys are the best during the time when music was nothing 2 write home about in Nigeria. Blackface, 2face and Face give Nigerians very good songs when there was no advancement of technology, one must travel far to Lagos just to record a song unlike today when anybody can record songs anywhere and anytime. Blacface, 2face and Faze has a unique voice that when put together forms a harmonious sound. Now, Nigerians are aware about the riff between Blackface and 2face and nobody could come out to put an end to it. It beats my imagination to know that the same people who once love and enjoys the music of these duos have been divided over them. Some are for Blackface, while the others are for 2face, which is not supposed to be. In every union there must be disputes. But the ability for the union to settle the disputes without the interferance of a third party makes them wax stronger. Even if a third party have to involve in their disputes it will be for the purpose to maintain peace between the union. It really saddens my heart to know that those who are surpose to talk Blackface and Tuface out of their disputes are same people that are igniting the disputes.
99% of we the fans of Blackface and 2face has never come in contact with them one on one to know how they lives their private life. All we know about them is what the media tells us about them and the good songs they have sang. Personally, I am one of 2face's biggest fan because there's none of his song I can't sing word for word. But that doesn't mean I will take his side because I love his music. It's true we know 2face to be very humble due to the numerous stories we have heard about him from other artists, both the big and upcoming artists. But let us not forget that Blackface knows 2face better than all of them because they are from same state and they started their early lives together. 2face is human, he's not perfect and no human being born by a woman is perfect. So let us not omit the fact that there's every posibility that 2face must have offended Blackface and he sure needs to appologise to him (Blackface). Maybe Blackface might be going about it the wrong way too, but don't forget Blackface is also human and he's not perfect too and he sure needs we (Nigerians) to show him some love too. I will appeal to all the big names in the entertainment industry (Ali baba, Ay, Basket mouth, Psquare, wizkid, Davido, Timaya, phyno, D'banj and so many names I forgot to mention) to try and put an end to the riff between Blackface and 2face. Please try and invite them to shows both as individual and as a group artists to spice up the show. I'm speaking on behalf of most Nigerians who still loves to see them do their thing together because we know seeing Blackface, 2face and Faze on stage together promotes peace and harmony.


By Victor Orobor

We are really not close 2 these guys, we only listen 2 dia songs. As a matter of fact till 4ever I will continue 2 be one of their biggest fan. I really love wen the 3 of them come 2 sing 2gether. no group artists in d world can be compare with plantashun boyz. Blackface, 2face and Face pls come together and do one more song 4 us and 4get d beef btw u guys. Especially Blackface and 2face. As for Blackface, please 4give 2face and accept him as a brother. 2face, I love u till d fullest. Pls talk with black face and make him see u as a brother. We the lovers and fans of Plantashun boyz still cherish that group very much. it will be a dream come true 2 see u guys do something 2gether again even if it comes in form of 2face ft Blackface and Faze. We won't mind as long as the 3 of you are 2gether in one song. 4rm a concern fan Victor Orobor.

We are really not close 2 these guys, we only listen 2 dia songs. As a matter of fact till 4ever I will continue 2 be one of their biggest fan. I really love wen the 3 of them come 2 sing 2gether. no group artists in d world can be compare with plantashun boyz. Blackface, 2face and Face pls come together and do one more song 4 us and 4get d beef btw u guys. Especially Blackface and 2face. As for Blackface, please 4give 2face and accept him as a brother. 2face, I love u till d fullest. Pls talk with black face and make him see u as a brother. We the lovers and fans of Plantashun boyz still cherish that group very much. it will be a dream come true 2 see u guys do something 2gether again even if it comes in form of 2face ft Blackface and Faze. We won't mind as long as the 3 of you are 2gether in one songs. 4rm a concern fan Victor Orobor.

guud

''When I say that the Presidency must come to the north next year I am referring to the Hausa-Fulani core north and not any northern Christian or Muslim minority tribe.
The Christians in the north such as the Berom, the Tiv, the Kataf, the Jaba, the Zuru, the Sayyawa, the Bachama, the Jukun, the Idoma, the Burra, the Kilba, the Mbula, and all the others are nothing and the Muslim minorities in the north, including the Kanuri, the Nupe, the Igbira, the Babur, the Shuwa Arabs, the Marghur, the Bade, the Bura, the Igalla, the Zerma, the Bariba, the Gbari and all the others know that when we are talking about leadership in the north and in Nigeria, Allah has given it to us, the Hausa-Fulani.

They can grumble, moan and groan as much as they want but each time they go into their bedrooms to meet their wives and each time they get on their prayer mats to begin their prayers, it is we the Fulani that they think of, that they fear, that they bow to and that they pray for. Some of them are even ready to give us their wives and daughters for one nights sport and pleasure. They owe us everything. This is because we gave them Islam through the great Jihad waged by Sheik Uthman Dan Fodio.

We also captured Ilorin, killed their local King and installed our Fulani Emir. We took that ancient town away from the barbarian Yoruba and their filthy pagan gods. We liberated all these places and all these people by imposing Islam on them by force.
It was either the Koran or the sword and most of them chose the Koran. In return for the good works of our forefathers Allah, through the British, gave us Nigeria to rule and to do with as we please.

Since 1960 we have been doing that and we intend to continue. The Igbo tried to stop us in 1966 and between 1967 and 1969 they paid a terrible price. They were brought to heel and since then they have been broken.

No Goodluck or anyone else will stop us from taking back our power next year. We will kill, maim, destroy and turn this country into Africa's biggest war zone and refugee camp if they try it.

Many say we are behind Boko Haram. My answer is what do you expect? We do not have economic power or intellectual power. All we have is political power and they want to take even that from us.

We must fight and we will fight back in order to keep it. They have brought in the infidels from America and the pigs from Israel to help them but they will fail. The war has just begun, the Mujahadeen are more than ready and by Allah we shall win.

If they don't want an ISIS in Nigeria then they must give us back the Presidency and our political power. Their soldiers are killing our warriors and our people every day but mark this: even if it takes one hundred years we will have our revenge.

Every Fulani man that they kill is a debt that will be repaid even if it takes 100 years. The Fulani have very long memories''-

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A former governor of Jigawa State, Sule Lamido has described the President Muhammadu Buhari’s anti-corruption war as a ‘noise.’ Lamido, a former minister of Foreign Affairs, while speaking with the BBC Hausa Service yesterday, claimed that President Buhari could not be passed as a saint because he was “equally corrupt when he served under the late Head of State Sani Abacha.” Buhari had served as chairman of the defunct Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF) which was established by Abacha in 1994 to provide critical infrastructure across the country. “He (Buhari) worked under Abacha; in fact he was the closest to the late military ruler and when it comes to corruption, everybody knows where Abacha’s government stands,” Lamido said. “Buhari is just making noise; there’s no iota of truth in the so-called commitment to the improvement of security and halting graft in the country”, he added. Lamido, who was reacting to the recent discovery of huge amount of money in an apartment in Ikoyi wondered why the anti- graft agency was yet to trace the real owner of the money. He said, “It’s unthinkable to say that the EFCC had discovered huge monies (nearly N15 billion) in a building (Osborne Towers) in Lagos but could not track the real owner; who leaked the story? Who did the source say is the owner of the find? “No reasonable person will believe that there is no safe for the NIA (which claimed ownership) to keep its money but a private residence in Lagos; those in position of authority should always have the courage to tell the led the truth because leadership is sacred."

An Ugandan pastor has set his path of
pissing of Christians all over the world after
he burnt thousands of bible in a burning
fire.
Reports we gathered reveals that the pastor,
who is the Head pastor of House of Prayer
Ministries, Kampala, Uganda ordered his
members of his congregation to gather
hundreds of Bible together.
The pastor, who was identified as Aloysius
Bugingo set the Holy Book on fire. Narration
his reasons for his actions, Bugingo says
that various versions of the Bible has have
been heavily edited, and were misleading
his congregation.
His actions have been heavily condemned
by Christians around.. Some say he’d be
visited by the unraveling wrath from God.
Bugingo’s church is attended mostly by
Makerere University students in Uganda
and the congregation boasts of a total
number of about 6,000 people. Apart from
burning the King James Version, the pastor
who also owns Salt FM and TV station, set
other versions including the New Testament
and the Good News Bible on fire, after
claiming to have omitted some verses.
Some of the lines that have been tampered
with in the translations according to Pastor
Bugingo, are those which talk about fasting
and the Lent period. He also claimed the
King James Bible version contained the
word ‘Holy Ghost’ more times than it did the word ‘Holy Spirit’.

Wetin dey wori dis small boy? because sey u dey grow bard head 4 lack of paw paw no mean sey u go dey talk 2 Ay any how. Idiat

Truth is, Tboss' family r trouble makers. Y r dey trying by all means 2 drag kemen name 2 d mould? No be sey she even fyn reach kemen babe sef. #istandwithkemen#

If we sey Nigeria we no mean Northern part sha

Nobody is talking abt kemen again. Kemen God will disappoint u all. I knw sey miyonsi no join sha. But anything can hapen.

The guy is saying the raw truth. A girl once said she was going 2 date me only if I agreed on no sex relationship. And I askd her how she would feel if I'm dating her and I'm satisfying my sexual needs outside. She said she will feel very bad because it would mean I'm cheating on her. Lol.

Flawlesbae:
Men n sex....

Madam na women like sex pas

The most annoying part is that his foolish followers will give him so many likes for insulting dem.

enugu rangers

like I said, it's just for fun. I truly understand more than you guys

Good day nairalanders. I know I'm not suppose to be doing this, but for the sake of fun lovers in the house I'm going to tell you guys my hillarious opinion by comparing the way Nigerian name state, street, football clubs and the way their european and American counterparts name theirs. You will agree with me that most of the states and streets in Nigeria is being named by our fore fathers. Also was the states in America and Europe was named by their fore fathers. But when you begin to compare names, you will find out that our fore fathers didn't do a great job compare 2 their Americans and European counterparts. When you travel to Ameriaca for Example you hear name of states like California, Florida, Texas, Georgia, Maryland etc... While Italy in Europe, you will hear places like Milan, Napoles, Turin, Genoa, Florence, Palermo etc... My brother come to Nigeria and hear names of states. One needs to wonder what they were thinking before such ideal came into their mind. You will hear Nasarawa, Abiokuta, umuahia, Abakiliki, maduguri etc... The truth is, Our fore fathers no try for that one. Now let's move away from names of state and check what the name their streest. When you go to America you hear street like W Rodney St, N Everett Ave, E Alice St, N commercial Ave, etc...Italy in Europe, you hear names of streets as via Baccina, Piazza del Grillo, madonna del monti, via dei serpenti, via del colosseo. Oya, make we hear our own. Come to Nigeria, you will here funny streets names like Usunobun St, Aigbedion St, Akenuwa St, Akugbe St, Agbelekale, Esuyago, Katampe street, etc... Now let's check the names of football clubs. Truth be told, the way Europeans name their football clubs sounds so nice that one will like to watch their football games live. You hear names like chelsea, Arsenal, Real madrid, manchester united, barcelona, bayarn munich, etc. Hearing the names of football clubs in Nigeria, one will think they are people going for war. You will hear club like Ekanemi Warriors ( my brother wetin warrior get to do with football? Na fight?), Eyimba of Aba (who dey follow Aba dey drag d club), kano pillars (Aboki, abeg wetin pillars gat to do with football), sharks of portharcut (wat of Tilapia of portharcut?). Let's keep the fun coming. List funny street names, football clubs you know. Let's laff

she don dey see guys wey dey try pas u.

Tboss just said raw chicken smells like vergina. Abeg na true?

I can't believe I almost read that poo. how will u say danfo is not a good place 2 woo a girl? my bro, I bet one can meet his future wife anywhere in d world. if some persons can meet their future wife on Instagram of all places while not these places you mention above? abegiiiiiiii

eamon360:
It sounds funny 2 xplain. E.g, ur uncle's wife brother/sister son/daughter is ur cousin's cousin. Na simple mathematics nah. My bro, I dey come make I ask my mama.

Or ur aunty's
Husband brother/sister son/daughter is ur
cousin's cousin.

It sounds funny 2 xplain. E.g, ur uncle's wife brother/sister son/daughter is ur cousin's cousin. Na simple mathematics nah. My bro, I dey come make I ask my mama.

Dem send am?

montezz:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
He even cried
He can dance
Awwwwwwww


Hubby where are you na?

Trust me wen I say I'm here. Inbox me ur 11 digit so we can start up by knowing each other

kolaish:
Op, with due respect, all you have written does not justify the reason why one should not be in church for sunday worship. It is a day you meet together with others to worship. However, if your church does not satisfy yr spiritual needs, simply look for a good one. Though there are many fake churches, yet there are many good ones too.

Bros, I neva said that was the reason y I didn't go church 2day. It only makes me 2 wonder y some persons do feel holier than others just because they don't miss church service.

I was outside my house this morning when a friend asked me in the presence of other friends who were ready to go to church "why you no dey EVER go church?" The truth was, I didn't go to church today because of some reasons best known to me. When I got inside, I began to punder with the way the question was thrown at me. Anyway, I'm not really bothered about that. I'm actually bothered with the fact that people believes going to church makes one a moral being which also makes you better and holier than those who don't go to church at all.
I believe that good people will still be good and bad people bad whether or not they go to church. Churches can only encourage one to follow good morals but they don't provide any incentives. Church cant make anyone better, only Jesus can!
He does this by you repenting of your sins
and accepting Him as your Lord and
Saviour. But christianity today is becoming a thing one needs to ask a question about. The truth is, so many worshipers are so brain washed to the extent that they refused to allow christ to be the head of the church. They have dethrone Christ in their midst and have replaced him with human head. This makes them uses their pastor's name to reach God in prayers. For instance, if I am pastoring a church, my followers will use my name to reach God in their prayers, as in "the God of Orobor Victor, come to my rescue" this act alone begs for questions like, what's now Jesus place in reaching God almighty? I thought there's a verse in the bible that says "no one come to the father except through me" please pardon me if I didn't quote the verse well. But, was it that Jesus christ has lost his place in today's church? I won't be suprise if so many churches begin 2 worship God in their pastor's name because I can see even the angel of God has lost it's place totally in many pastor's lives. You see the pastors moving around with man made angels (police, army, mopol) and these same men of God preaches to its followers how they ought to depend on the angel of God as their guardian angels. Now, these men of God who are supposed to live by example are out there contradicting their own preachings. What baffles me most is that, the gullible members will never see anthing wrong with it. Instead, they will be the first to denfend the pastor when he is being criticised.
They will use the last drop of their blood to
defend their pastor’s right to move around with body guards and others. If you say anything contrary, they will
curse you, threaten you, and beleived it's the devil that is speaking inside of you.

eosigwe:
baba thanks. I don high already. E remain to begin dish out motivational speech like Efe

No yawa. We go need d motivational speech 4 here

eosigwe:
guy, I like Gifty. She expresses her dumbness with such innocence. She doesn't fake it like Uriel who is always looking at the camera seeking for attention. But nigga, Efe stole the show from day one. The rest where faking. There's nothing any housemates can do to impress.

Mama Omoefe, abeg epp me give dis guy 3 HERO make e take see corner.