pls ma can you please tell buhari to come back and stop faking sick.

He should not even try to die because we are all in this together, who will he die and leave this fallen economy for?

Jessestunch:



Lies

life is difficult for the blind

for what it's worth, was just paid now.
I had 3 failed transaction on December but was Re matched yesterday and was paid today.
you can check the dates.

am definitely going to ph again

she don dey old small small, see her Christian mother hands

buharimustlive:
Trash!!!!

am guessing you are a HR personal who have frustrated lots of young job seekers, chill! you will meet your match soon

You Submitted Your CV To An Office: They Asked You To Fill Form, You Did. They Sent You Text To Come For Interview, You Did. They Did Another Interview, You Went. And Another Interview, You Went. And Another Interview, You Still Went. In All Of Them You Had To Wait For Hours, You Even Entered Night Bus Twice Not To Mention All The Reading You Had To Do Plus The Waking Up Early And Dressing Up In Suit. Your Sister Had To Send You Transport Money One Time And Your Siblings Kept Praying For You Tirelessly. Its Not As If You Did Badly In The Interview Neither Were You Not Eligible But They Sent You A Short Text After 2 Months Of Keeping You Waiting: "You Were Not Selected, Thank You".

What Don't Take That Rubbish O! You Cannot Be Toiled With This Way!

First Of All, Demand Your CV Back! (The Exact One You Sent Them, And Woe Betide Them If They've Made Comments On It: They Will Have To Retype It Afresh In The Same Font, Spacing And Paper That You Sent Yours) Even If It Is Email, They Should Email It Back! Rubbish!

Secondly, Sue Them! Sue Them For The Following: 1) Being Unable To Make Up Their Mind: They Wasted Your Time, Energy And Resources! 2) Sue Them For Reimbursement Of All The Funds You Expended. Nothing Goes For Nothing - You Deserve General And Specific Damages! 3) Look At The Emotional Trauma They Put You Through? You Deserve Compensation Abeg! Sue Them! Even If You Were Begging For The Job Sef, It Wouldn’t Be That Bad.

Did Their Secretary Hiss At Any Point? Did They Ask You About Your Religion, Tribe Or Marital Status Directly Or Indirectly? Good! Let Me Tell You Something, Whether You Know It Or Not: They DISCRIMINATED You. Write A Letter To The Public Complaints Commission Sharply, Copy The National Human Rights Commission And If You Cannot Write It, Inbox Me Jare! Nonsense!

Thirdly, Wipe Your Tears. Why Are You Crying? Treat Their F-up One Time! Do You Know The Road Their Oga Uses To Go Back Home? Are You Familiar With The Boys In Mechanic Village? Shea Their Office Even Has Electrical Problem That Will Soon Catch Fire And Burn The Backyard Of Their Office. This Is Naija!

Next Time When You Apply For Job Anywhere, If They Wont Offer You The Job Immediately, They Shouldn’t Waste Your Time. Bastards! Lol

Right now am in a temporary mess that looks like I wont survive it
but the truth is I know I will emerge victorious but the wait/weight is the issue,
so many things are going wrong at the same time,
I cant even deal with them one after the other,
am at the verge of giving up but am trying to draw strength from whatever inspirational book I have or find online,
but still its over whelming.


God help me through this, I cant make it without you please

Iceman2017:

This country don sweet ooo

na to soak garri dey watch on 3d remain

Do you have upto 4 years experience in financial asset management firm especial sales of mutual funds and you reside in ph not older than 30 send your cv to portharcourtjobpost@gmail.com

ghettowriter:
Pls Mr, for the love of God, can you help the masses with full details of this Affiliate marketing and rewarding products to promote without buying your e-book?



As in just take one for the Nairaland team and let it all out. you'll definitely be appreciated. tnks

You could affiliate with jumia or konga to help boost there sales and earn a decent income, remember students buy a lot so its a very nice opportunity to make good cash.

I also know banks, finance institutions that would agree to pay you something to act like there ambassador, help get students to open account or other things and you could also make good cash, you could even combine the both and it wont affect your studies.

I have also being rematched for a failed transaction, I did not PHed since it was a failed transaction and not a new earnings, please I would encourage that anybody paired should pay up to help resuscitate the system, if you refuse to pay just because you are yet to be rematched then you are killing your chances of getting your money back, but if you honour pledge and I honour mine then we all stand a chance to get our funds back.

the choice is yours

STORY

Putting a password on phone is not a big deal if only you try to understand the reason behind it,

1) phone is like his own private space so let him be
2) the fact that he or she put password does not mean he/she can't give you the password to allow you access
3) kids, younger ones and some friends could also be the reason behind the password
4) he or she could also have confidential information's like company info, client info etc which he is bound to protect leading to the password on the phone
5) have you also considered the phone getting misplaced or stolen and the person who gets it will have instant access the everything on the phone(which may even include your nude pics/videos) which is why he or she pass worded it

Please I understand Buhari is our president but we all must not also reason like him please,
the fact that mmm freezed our marvros does not mean we should also freeze ore brains please

cc: OAM4J, Mynd44, lalasticlala, obinoscopy

I read every tweet, so hilarious

many of them saw God, while some died and came back

number 2 is on point

buhari my man, #wehdonesir

how much?

can you please serve me just one plate, I will even pay 1k

hahahahaha

my sister what is doing you is strong, no wonder he dated you for three years,

please come forward for prayers,
kneel down,
your hands on your head(like you are tired),
repeat after me,

my father my father!!!!
ever spirit of shakara!
that has stopped me from using my head!
that has made my brain stop working!
every spirit that freeze my brain like MMM!

by fire by fire I command you to unfreeze!!

this type will always end up with oloshi

lol,

mmm or whatever you call yourself abeg give me back my capital, keep all your interest 30%, 20%, 40%.
my babe is leaving me because we are about cancelling the proposed traditional wedding to reschedule it, na beg I dey beg

He needs the money to pay his mmm order , the babe should pls pay joor, we plenty way dey wait alert

are these not mtv presenters?

Elegantdiva:
The same with me. I PHed the same day I registered and I was yet to be matched . now its showing no request yet. do I need to pH again or I shld wait for the same ?

just wait, it will appear back once they are done

Dexema:
Nice pix, female children are so good to have from age 0-16...

what happens after 16?

At a time like this when capital is an issue I think we should start exploring other areas that need little or no capital, am coming up with a list

This is really serious!

All those saying church I will like to tell you that 70% of ladies you meet in church are not real, what I mean is because you met them in church they are bound to be acting so goddly when in reality they are not, that's not the kind of person I will like to settle down with.
I prefer somebody who is real, I mean no pretence, if you like to party then let me know, I will like to marry someone who I know and acknowledge their weakness and still yet love and would like to be a part of their life as much as they would like to be a part of my life.
Not someone who wants to get married because she feels marriage is a way out of her misery by so doing hide there inner most self.

common guys! this is a lifetime commitment, lets say you get married at 30 and you live for 65years on earth, you will find out you probably will spend more time with your partner than you did with your parents, so your life happiness and everything is at stake, so you just got to try your best to make the best choice.

jumpandpas:


It's real even the Bible said it "Who can find a virtuous woman?

for her price is far above rubies". (proverbs 16 10).

I really suffered when i was looking for a wife and i believe God made it so.
But at end, God gave me a VIRTUOUS woman. I stopped having gf 6yrs before i met my wife and didn't sleep with her till our wedding night.

thanks, it's a relief to know someone else passed through this same stage

Memepics:

obviously you give a ....... to have taken your time to upload a pics

I don't know if am alone on this but am finding it a little bit challenging to find a wife.
its kind of awkward but its true, am in my late twenties gainfully working but am just finding it hard to find a lady to settle with, I hardly go out except when my guys come around and am not bad looking neither am I arrogant.

Are there others in my shoes or once in my shoes, please could you share your experience, I would really love to learn from the experienced ones in the house