Jbluv55:
Haaa!!!! That is going to be a problem sir. The last person that placed this kind of order started chasing me with a cutlass on finding out that the Lokili meat we served him was *** meat . You have to be specific sir .

Loool!! I think a bottle of smirn off will do

Jbluv55: *sights easyflowz @ the entrance, approaches him*

Welcome to our relaxation center sir .

*guides him to a seat*

What shall we offer you?

Thank u sir Anything drinkable will do

omo this sim slot problem dey fear me o...I'm seriously reconsidering

This a brain teaser...lets say you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....