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king Isaac: sultan bello..block c..confirmed..goin dere tmrw..jare..

Israel251: Ok, but thats just too far from where I stay in lag. Do u have any idea of any other branch close to ikeja, cos all branch I've been to are not receiving it

Israel251: If I may ask, which branch of stanbic IBTC in Lagos did u pay ur accommodation fee

akinyemmzy: Pls wu knws if d banks at lagos are issuing out pin 4 skul levy nd accomodation pls ooooo,I dnt wnt 2 go all d way 2 ibadan just 2 go 2 d bank,e jooo oooo,wu knws.

Abd'Hafeez:
neat,cool and one of the most beautiful,with a football pitch.u will love it.

Estha94: it all seemed endless,after many months of waiting for University of Ibadan to speak, it was like we were never gonna hear from them, tired nd desperate we waited, folding our hands nd watching patiently. Now the day is close by nd everyone's eager to arrive @ the First nd the Best... 7th of January........ May God keep us all till that day..... Compliments of the season

Akby: @08063178025

DON FASZY: A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

DON FASZY: A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

veevyan: hi every1,ds is veevyan n am d newest nairalander on the block, just got admitted in2 u.i to study law n would luv to make friends. any1/

kaylaw4real: Endless waitin has turnd some of us into seasonal posters. @least zezeny sometimes posts wen sth meaningful comes up. I'm sure d thread wud bcom lively again d moment UI says sth concerning d registration nd hostel allocation exercise.

kaylaw4real: An Indefinite strike across universities nationwide is looming and may become inevitable if d demand of d Non-Teaching Staff in d university system to include d fund 4 d payment of their earned allowance in d 2013 budget was not met. A meeting has been scheduled to hold betw them & d FGN come Dec 3rd. A week long warning strike beginning 4rm Dec 10 is to preceed d indefinite strike.
It was subsidy palava that ushered us into 2012 nw it is to b d non payment of earned allowance come 2013. All @ d expense of d innocent students.
Isn't it a high time I ventured into apprenticeship? *Jst pondering*