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godofuck231:
Next time keep your girlfriend properly ,if you have a loose girlfriend then tie her a knot, give her a ring and your name spelling dont touch

No b by this one o...a girl that is loose is loose, if you like go to your village and tie her, when she's ready she will just loose it ...
Seen lots of cases even here on NL

Don't mind foolish ops

ChaleeBendel:
So Wizkid coined the phrase “Bad energy"?

At least dem for wait make him cum first na, being pulled out of the vijay forcefully is very painful

Mtcheww...
The small girl cannot kiss sef

Now this girl is fine, beauty she got it, brains ..to the 100%, so I was swept off my feet within the first two weeks of going out with her..
But this babe is heartless, I after 2-3 months of going out with her, we became very close, so close that we spent hours talking on phone before going to sleep ( we majorly laughed during 70% of the call time)..
She didnt love me at first, so as a real nigga, i made her fall in love with me, took a long time tho, but she did, and we decided to make it officail. Although I aksed her if she was in any relationship she said no, so I decided that i wanna spend the rest of my life with her, after 2 months of persistent asking out she finally agreed

Twas the best time of ourlives (love is sweet o )
We couldnt go a day without calling and texting each other, we notified eachother on anything we wanted to do (even when going to the bathroom, she'll be like " baby I am going to the bathroom, I have imagined you in there so be there waiting)
She was all the girl I wanted and she loved me too

But suddenly just 2 weeks into the relationship, she just changed, stopped calling, and texting, even when I call she would answer like I am bugging, everything just suddenly became boring to her, I called her out to talk it over, then she said the most painful thing ever,
She said she doesn't want the relationship no more i asked her why, she didnt say anything, I was almost running mad, she knew i was crazy bout her and she was even the one with the insecurities begging me not to break her heart and now she broke mine

So i went looking for info, and found out that she was in a relationship before we met, and they had issues and broke up before I came into the picture, now the guy saw how beautiful I made her look, and decided to get back, and the heartless girl agreed and ever since then she has been acting rude to me, when ever the guy is around she doesnt pick my calls, turns down date for his and all that...we dont talk anymore

But the suprising thing is that the guy is actually my friend, I was a way for a while and didn't know or even imagined them dating cos he was in a relationship
Now the thing is I would always see them together, and it some how kinda hurts .For the first time in my life i feel used
So guys tell me...what do I do

And for those that will say i should focus on money, thanks for the advice, i am making money

And old friends pm me lets reconnect

why not wait until you are old enough to own or rent an apartment b4 u can start bringing your gf's or babes over......and what kind of girl wil do 'stuffs' wit u while ur parents ar at home? Umuazi kita eh....

Yea i am old enough now, thanks

LadySarah:
Ru..bbish story!

Just look at you

Simplyleo:
Absolute nonsense and ingredients.

Obviously for the gullible ones who know next to nothing about energy. Someone up there is already talking about govt turning blind eye, lol. As expected.

The only way water can generate electricity is through dam or any waterfall where it hits a turbine blade thereby turning it and ultimately converting potential energy to electrical energy. Or water being forced to drive a turbine as in gas stations. But in this case, the energy forcing the water must come from somewhere.

But for a portable generator running on water as fuel, 100% impossible.

Pls if you know nothing about physical sciences, just hold your peace, don't bother quoting me.

The first man to make such scientific breakthrough of creating energy out of nothing will be a multibillionair in few weeks.

If thomas Edison, Michael farady, even Seun had listen to people like you they wouldnt have achieved what they have achieved today..
Quote me," ONE DAY GENERATORS, AND AUTOMOBILES WOULD BE POWERDED BY WATER,

This people will not keep their yansh one place, what benefit would building a city on mass bring, not to talk of the cost of traveling to the place..Twud be for only the extremely rich people, cos one return ticket from earth to mass fit cost half of dangotes worth ..mtcheww

Yello

missKeri:
Sundry

Girls like this never get married, No self worth, no self esteem, lack of shame, and a Phd holder in faintology,
These things detest real men...
Some one help me with that spiting picture abeg

AntiWailer:
Awesome.


This is how marriage should be.

You go through it before collecting any certificate like other institutions.

I still don't know why it is the other way round.

best response i have seen so far

The first comment tho

ADRIAN88:
Three truck load of premium budweiser for this op... Living legends still live amongst us.

Would they be living legends and still be dead among us before?
I am not understanding :'

Abeg I no fit fight oo

Ex Uite

Dalexicographer:
Go back to T-bliz and stop hoeing around

dont mind her, let her be embarassing her self up and down

I remember my own men, its been 3 weeks and dat left eye still dey twitch

God punish SARS

Sharap ya mouth

This one fine pass chidinma na

Guy wey get sense..... meanwhile where is Efe I'm asking for a friend

TheFacelessMan:
What about the wretched old idiot at home? Pity him first. He was unlucky to have you....

Your post history.... don't let me even start !

"Hymen in asshole". No wonder.

Lolz.....na wa o.... people no get work o, just cos u wanna bring a nigga down u went through all this digging.....
Special agent Facelessness

iTearHerToto:
Anytime I see this man I recall Ferdinand

They look alike right Not Rio Ferdinand dumbhead

The one below

for your mind you af cracked joke...
Mtcheww

TheFacelessMan:


Just over 2 decades back, i was a striker for Ajax Amsterdam.

We were professionals, we didn't care so much about money.

I had a storied career. Scored in a Champions league final.. ..

Played for Barcelona, AC Milan, the big guns of Europe.

All those yeye white girls, i was almost indicted on a rape case.


Those were the days, few people could head like me. My son is following in my footsteps now..
.

i pity you

08161587694

How beautiful it would be for both of em to give birth to twins
He'll definitely be the only person with twin baby mommas with twin babies

We HV heard enough of this woman na...what is it...is it every week that u must show ur self...




Kudos to the MEN that are servicing ur kpekus�

Wahrever

It's not that I don't like progress o....but this can't be true

Pls abeg make I chop this one abeg.....joor