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Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by easzypeaszy(m): 2:14pm On Dec 10
Bring her let me wife her
My wife no dey watch cartoon and he dey pain me
Travel / Re: Beautiful Images Of Lagos; Nigeria's Economic Capital by easzypeaszy(m): 9:18am On Dec 10
Ogun State could have gotten to this level buh I don't kw what's wrong

Anyway this is Lagos best we are waiting for the better

Like for the betterment of Lagos, 👍👍

Share ti óri è bafè burú
That state is cursed
Travel / Re: Ogun Community, Igbosoro Laments Poor Condition Of Link Bridge by easzypeaszy(m): 9:41am On Dec 04
I just hate dis Ogun state and the tin mk me no like ppl frm Ogun in general.
Road Road Road Road issue
What a useless set of leaders
Forum Games / Re: Who Can Answer This Question? (PHOTO) by easzypeaszy(m): 8:11pm On Dec 03
Bc i nvr still recover frm the shock of the money
Food / Re: See What Someone Bought With An Hour Minimum Wage In The UK £10 by easzypeaszy(m): 9:32am On Dec 03

How about here where both feeding and rent is very costly? You pay for utilities here and you don't even get them lipsrsealed
Rent cheap for Naija ooo hmmm
Congo I visited and Kenya..SelfCon na 200Dol I pay for Congo per month and 150Dol in Kenya
I spent 4mnths..i regret am upon no be me pay rent.
U see to buy coke or bread.. If dey never collect 2500 der eye no go clear.
Plantain chips wey be 50box here na 200
Dey pay double of my salary.. I think say na flex.. Plenty naija ppl dey der dey look fr transport combck house
Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by easzypeaszy(m): 9:24am On Dec 03
Justice for short men. They even have it tough in oyibo countries. At this time where fat shaming women is seen as a sin and social offence, short men deserve their own Justice too.
No blame her...na small she use escape Dwaff na why she need tall guy.. If na u nko?
But her choice of words clearly shows she wl do vry bad as a wife, mother.
Dis one inlaws go dey cry fr der son steady

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Education / Re: I am being bullied in my school what should I do? by easzypeaszy(m): 12:17pm On Dec 02
First are dey payin his sch fees?
Are dey feeding him?
Let him find out wht he cannot do without dem and if nothin
Why should he be bullied?
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija’s Vee: I’ll Never Forgive Venita For Ruining My Relationship With Neo by easzypeaszy(m): 6:23am On Dec 01
I have never ever liked this Vee of a thing
Make I no use the word HATE
I no just kw why I dislike the girl much
I no just kw why..I no just like her person I guess
Celebrities / Re: Na Bcus Of U I Come Training 4 UK: Portable Dares Charles Okocha To Boxing Fight by easzypeaszy(m): 11:33am On Nov 29
Sas Okosa...hahahahaha
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley, Zinoleesky & Samlarry First Appearance As They Hangout In Lagos by easzypeaszy(m): 6:14pm On Nov 28
If na Tupac...NExt Song will be
''Out On Bail"
Tupac actually has a song tittled Out On Bail
Family / Re: My Wife: Why Is The Life of Women So Complicated? by easzypeaszy(m): 12:13pm On Nov 26
Hmmm after my wife childbirth I com dey respect her pass myself.
Dey are vry strong
I can't go through all dat n still be havin sleepless night over cries and feeding babies.
I would hv fainted.
She had 2boys of recent and ehhhn I say dis one no even gt female child as friend as we hv 3boys all together.
I no like house wrk b4 but now.. U wl think am an erand boy.
She hardly sleeps 4hrs everyday even as person dey her side.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Elders Lament High Rate Of Inflation, Insecurity by easzypeaszy(m): 6:35pm On Nov 22
These so-called elders will still vote for Tinubu in 2027. Sometimes, I wonder if Nigerians actually have working brains!
Dey hv right to vote whosoever dey like.
I love the fact dat dey came out to talk..During Buhari wch Northern elders spoke?
I love the fact dey did and love dem fr dat
Family / Re: Making Down Payment For Dowry!!! by easzypeaszy(m): 1:39pm On Nov 21
First of all we do not practice Dowry here in Nigeria
What we practice is Bride Price
Secondly we pays down payment to Marry
Politics / Re: Rivers Governor Fubara Speaks Igbo (Video) by easzypeaszy(m): 5:06pm On Nov 18
I don't see anything special in dis
First of all dey are both frm the South
Except Jona as president every others speaks Hausa
Yoruba too alot of none Yorubas speak it.
So whts special abt dis
Meaning dis Igbo ppl are not welcoming at all
Celebrities / Re: Crossdresser Jay Boogie's Kidneys Fail After Failed BBL by easzypeaszy(m): 9:58am On Nov 18
Dont kw if I shld laugh wen he strtd cryin or just type 1 id goin down or just mind my busines as usual


Business / Re: 5 Habits That Will Keep YOU BROKE! by easzypeaszy(m): 3:27pm On Nov 15

Why not find a way to cut down a thing or two? So you can have some savings at least just in case of emergency?
Thank God for HMO we are all under health plan.
I am done wt loans last mnth.
The savings cooperative is wht I planned to strt frm dis mnth 30k monthly.
Career / Re: Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by easzypeaszy(m): 1:24pm On Nov 15
This poverty mentality is why Nigeria is a mess.
Poor man has 7 children contributing nothing to society.

You are supposed to make enough money in your youth to retire on.
on dis topic or divert ur sense n gv general advise bc if na on dis matter ur comment like dis.. Pls don't reproduce bc d future.
Business / Re: 5 Habits That Will Keep YOU BROKE! by easzypeaszy(m): 11:00am On Nov 15
I always go broke and that has been kiiling me for years.
I earn 200k monthly and get my salary by 25th
By 10th foodstuff have finished.
By 28th 29th just 3 to 4days after salary I will be kololess
Here is how I spend majorly
Nepa/GoTv/Gas.... 13k
Provisions(3kids) 2 are less than 1.4yrs...40k
Previous month owing.. Mostly 15k
General bills like Fees/Fixin or servicing (Atleast every mnths u must do 1 or 2) 20k to 30k
Parents...5k to 10k
Church...2k to 10kas spirit leads
I work frm home/office 2weeks each..
Data/Fuel/Transport/Feeding... 30k
Loans 40k to 50k
Na how my life dey use shatter be dat.
My wife on the other side can't do anytin now bc of health after birth.
I still hope everytin wl be stable soon.


Politics / Re: This Guy Post Is Generating Comments On X (twitter) by easzypeaszy(m): 9:46am On Nov 15

It's not about having igbo mother or not. If you make reasonable contribute to the development of Igbo community you will be accepted there
It's everywer but d qstn u shld ask ursef if truly Igbos are acceptable.. Out of the 3 majoy tribes why do Igbo land have less none Igbos wt investment, land or made it big.
I hv nvr heard a single celeb/business person who is Yoruba or Hausa who made it out frm der.
It baffles me alot as a Nigerian
Phones / Re: Is Anyone Having Same Issues With MTN Lines? by easzypeaszy(m): 6:40pm On Nov 14
Bin using the Mifi n Data...no wahala...just perfect
Education / Re: Why I Burnt My WAEC, University, NYSC Original Certificates – Olutimain Ilenre by easzypeaszy(m): 3:29pm On Nov 14
Nobody cares.
I wan Bleep.
Nobody cares too go bleep ursef

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Car Talk / Re: Conversion Of Petrol Vehicles To CNG To Cost Between N300,000 To N600,000 – FG by easzypeaszy(m): 12:52pm On Nov 14

The worst thing is if your car breaks down on the highway, you will tow your car to the CNG technician. Someone spent 75k towing his car, because the gas was leaking and car can't start
Car Talk / Re: Conversion Of Petrol Vehicles To CNG To Cost Between N300,000 To N600,000 – FG by easzypeaszy(m): 9:43am On Nov 14
600k convert to Gas
Den buy gas for 1200 per KG
No be juju be dat
Tinubu no get sense at all
Family / Re: My Brothers Gambling Problem by easzypeaszy(m): 7:10pm On Nov 13
Please I need mature minds advise on this topic.
My family recently discovered that my younger brother who has been in the seminary and was supposed to be a reverend father in few years time has a very big gambling issue.

Over the years, he has accumulated a gambling debt of 2M (borrowed majorly from loan sharks). When I discovered about the incidence, I hesitated involving my retired dad and mum because of the shock they might get hearing about this but when I discovered I couldn't pay the debt alone, i had to involve them. Thank God they handled it calmly. My dad and I have offset 700k debts already but I recently discovered that he is still borrowing and betting even recently (someone that has access to his details revealed this to me today). I am totally devastated and I don't know how to relay this to my parents to avoid heart attack. The gruesome part of the whole story is that he is JOBLESS because of his seminary school journey (which he has willingly pulled out from because of this issue).

Please my fellow nairanders, how do I handle this problem? I'm fed up
let him collect as much loan as he can get.. Repayment is not by force.
Wt time he wl be frustrated n block all the account himself.
Una run pay 700k but can't arrange 700k fr him to strt business or somtin
Nairaland / General / Re: Inflation: Which Item's Price Surprises You? by easzypeaszy(m): 6:49pm On Nov 13
Basket of Rice..N5000- N5700
Spaghetti. N450-N700. 😯🤨
Basket of Beans. N2400-N2800
Garri. N1200-N1500
Oral B Toothpaste. N300-N450.
Indomies. N350-N450.
Ikg of Gas. N700-N1100

Which PRICE of Items do you Find Surprising?🤔🙂

First of all what is Basket of rice n Beans?
I only know Mudu, plate or paint of rice

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Car Talk / Re: I Caught My Bus Driver Sleeping On The Steering. Video by easzypeaszy(m): 6:47pm On Nov 13
U left the risky part n stopped at Oworo?
U no well at all.
Next time raise alarm and leave the rest to Lagosians


Education / Re: Herbert Wigwe To Build $500M University In Nigeria by easzypeaszy(m): 3:31pm On Nov 13
Good one
But building universities with just 10% chance of getting a job
Anyways universities still create atleast 500 jobs.
From Lecturers to Transporters to the universities, labourers, dose mama puts and Indomie makers, photocopies shops and lots more.
The peril is on u dat wasted over 3 within 4yrs and strt lookin for 20k jobs 😂😂

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Business / Jumia Black Friday by easzypeaszy(m): 2:31pm On Nov 13
Hello guys
The Jumia Black Friday sales, what's your take on this?
How is it run and who has successfully gotten a products as always advertised e.g Phone worth 200k for 5k

I know little about USA Thanksgiving which is the last Thursday of every November.
I once got a brand new aptop worth 130k for 50k around 2011, although someone got it for me.
Politics / Re: A Closer Look At The Six Geopolitical Zones On Nigeria Map by easzypeaszy(m): 8:45am On Nov 13
Rest. It's not by landmass nor by number but instead what you're producing with the landmass and the number.
Nigeria Will Be Great Again.
funny guy.
I pray the good people in Nigeria bless u.. But u see Nigeria God no go let am happen to u.. Is a cursed land
Politics / Re: CBN Orders Staff To Declare Links With Politically Exposed Persons, Close Relati by easzypeaszy(m): 12:53pm On Nov 11
Mission impossible
Politics / Re: Election Violence in Kogi Is Media Creation, I am not a violent person - Bello by easzypeaszy(m): 12:47pm On Nov 11
You dat will end in severe pains soon wt ur oloriburuku children


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