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PoliticsRe: Security Council Gives Condition For Elections To Hold In N/East by ebiagtales: 4:41am On Mar 18, 2015
gebest:
Any body that thinks election will hold am just laughing at dat person, Jeg mission is to distroy nigeria b4 leaving, in d spirit realm, dat goodluck means badluck, ask urself why is it that whatever jeg touches is always a badluck to dat person or thing, e.g. ALAMEYESIGHA, YARA'DUA, OIL PRIZE, NAIRA FALL, ELECTRICITY TARIFF, FUEL PRIZE, MISSING $20B. NIGERIA ECONOMY, BOKO HARAM e.t.c.
Hmm...it's the truth o.
PoliticsWhat Can You See In This Picture? by ebiagtales(op): 4:20am On Mar 18, 2015
Speaking from my own point of view-- I see two heads:

The small old head thinking wisely
The big black head housing corruption...

What did you see?

PoliticsRe: Checkout This Hilarious Caption That Accompanies This Photo Of Buhari & Atiku by ebiagtales: 4:14am On Mar 18, 2015
Adminisher:
You can choose not to believe what the general says but at least you can believe what you are seeing with your eyes. Jonathan is a weakling and a thief. Even his wife, his close associates and his words have confessed that. So the choice is between a weakling thief who has disgraced Nigeria (please tune to any foreign news about Nigeria now) and a principled and possibly harsh General who will force the rulling class and political class into some semblance of discipline and rationality instead of impunity. To me it is a no trainer. Very few societies put a weakling in office and survive. Vote out pussy and put a real man in office.
Said baba joor!!!
PoliticsRe: First Lady: GMB’s Wife Deceiving Nigerian Women by ebiagtales: 4:06am On Mar 18, 2015
Enough is ENOUGH says BAN(Babalawo Association of Nigeria). They also need CHANGE

PoliticsRe: First Lady: GMB’s Wife Deceiving Nigerian Women by ebiagtales: 4:02am On Mar 18, 2015
pheliciti:
This woman is a scourge. You avoid her, she comes for you. You respect her, she insults you. I'm sure her husband was not this henpecked when they married, he has been battered into submission. She definitely wears the trousers in the union. Shaking my head for Jona.
what do u xpect from a wife who's older than you?
PoliticsRe: First Lady: GMB’s Wife Deceiving Nigerian Women by ebiagtales: 4:00am On Mar 18, 2015
I suggest Nigeria start conducting election for first lady title because some President's wives are not worth having that title.
Imagine, a shepo ruling over my motherland...SMH for her
PoliticsRe: First Lady: GMB’s Wife Deceiving Nigerian Women by ebiagtales: 3:56am On Mar 18, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Mama peace alway on point.
See the agents of change...

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-15-2015/7XJFp9.gif
Hmm...Harry Potter on point. Guy shay na u dey for middle inside that anime? grin

#CHANGE
SportsRe: Do Local Tvs Still Show Champions League? by ebiagtales(op): 3:52am On Mar 18, 2015
Na was o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 10:59pm On Mar 17, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!! Arsenal have a second and are in
the verge of completing the turnaround
here! Ozil lifts the ball forward to
Monreal, whose cross picks out Walcott in
the middle. The winger places his shot
towards the bottom corner, but the
chance seems to have gone when it
comes back off the foot of the post.
Arsenal keep possession, however, and
Ramsey drills a low strike into the bottom
far corner from inside the box. Game on
now! GOOAAAALLL!!! COOOOMMEE OONN YOOUUU GUUUUUNNNERRRSHHH!!
[/color]
Congrotulashions!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 10:57pm On Mar 17, 2015
Arsenal UCL romance is always NOLLYWOOD film grin
We know the end from the beginning tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 10:54pm On Mar 17, 2015
ruudnisterooy1:
Chai! To do the job of hating must be really 'iono'.

Happiest day of your life? Because Arsenal crashed out of the CL? Well I don't know what your life feels like anyway. lipsrsealed

Chelsea unbeaten? And so? Did they win the cup? No be commot dem don commot like Arsenal too?

Abeg bros, enjoy football and stop putting unecessary blood pressure untop ur head. cheesy
The best way to enjoy football is the ote way. Give me football with ote and I'm always glad that way. It's u who should learn how to manage ote grin

I'm HAPPY!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 10:41pm On Mar 17, 2015
ebiagtales:
grin grin grin grin

I am H-A-P-P-Y!!!
GOAL!!!
HAPPY THAT THE GAME WILL END 2-0 AS USUAL grin

Arsenal beat ACMILAN 3-0 but did not qualify
Arsenal beat Bayern Munich 2-0 but did not qualify
Arsenal beating Monaco 2-0 but will not still qualify grin
[size=14pt] I Said It! [/size]
Today is my happiest day on earth!!!

Chelsea crashed out of UCL unbeaten.
Arsenal lost two UCL matches. What a failure!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 10:38pm On Mar 17, 2015
ebiagtales:
Gooooooaaaaaallll!


But who score nah?
Nobody grin

How market Arsenal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 10:37pm On Mar 17, 2015
Gooooooaaaaaallll!


But who score nah?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 10:24pm On Mar 17, 2015
[quote author=haffaze777 post=31725482]Abi na. A mo iru won grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 10:21pm On Mar 17, 2015
grin grin grin grin

I am H-A-P-P-Y!!!
GOAL!!!
HAPPY THAT THE GAME WILL END 2-0 AS USUAL grin

Arsenal beat ACMILAN 3-0 but did not qualify
Arsenal beat Bayern Munich 2-0 but did not qualify
Arsenal beating Monaco 2-0 but will not still qualify grin
PoliticsRe: Lekki Robbery: 2,123 Policemen Were Securing Jonathan – Fashola by ebiagtales: 9:58pm On Mar 17, 2015
RAO1:
He owns them,,,, FG pays them....let dem continue jare..... Mbu! Mbu!Mbu! .... OPC has nothing to do with d generality of Yorubas..... they are Oloogun People's Confraternity
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 9:21pm On Mar 17, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Sharrap!!.. [/color]
Goooooaaaallllll!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 9:16pm On Mar 17, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] We need that extra man to hold possesion.....Ramsey shoulda been in instead of Coquelin [/color]
[color=#1980BC] Take your mind off this game. Arsenal is going out tonight as usual [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Monaco Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 2) On 17th March 2015 by ebiagtales: 8:59pm On Mar 17, 2015
Arsenal crashing out from second round since 1929BC.

My prediction:

Monaco 1 vs 1 Arsenal
SportsDo Local Tvs Still Show Champions League? by ebiagtales(op): 8:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
Pls I need a response.
PoliticsRe: PDP Is Buying Technology That Can Disable Inec's Card Readers -APC by ebiagtales: 8:25pm On Mar 17, 2015
Slynonny:
Give strong drink to Mallam Buhari that is perishing and wine to blind APC supporters that are heavy of hearts.
Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
Proverbs 31 Vs 6:7.
[size=14pt]In GEJ we trust[/size].
Chai! See how guys dey trust in thief!
End time things grin
Jokes EtcRe: Fayose Is My Amiable Junior Husband- Patience Jonathan by ebiagtales: 6:30pm On Mar 17, 2015
Basildvalour:
Junior husband turns out to be the most tasty sometimes, almost all of the time.


DO NOT QUOTE ME, I repeat, DO NOT QUOTE ME. Thank you
Guy I for quote u, but I fear your threat badly
PoliticsRe: Mrs Buhari And Her Pretty Daughter Zahra Pictured In Lagos Today by ebiagtales: 6:26pm On Mar 17, 2015
clevvermind:
which class? Na mama peace we want jor.
Pray make mama peace bomb no blow u o.
Two hundred Edo people are still using paracetamol till date since d day she paid them visit grin
PoliticsRe: Mrs Buhari And Her Pretty Daughter Zahra Pictured In Lagos Today by ebiagtales: 6:24pm On Mar 17, 2015
[size=18pt]Here is my real FIRST LADY[/size]
CelebritiesRe: What's Going On Between Gideon Okeke And His Son? (Photo) by ebiagtales: 6:12pm On Mar 17, 2015
Mtchew[sub][/sub]
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Warns Jonathan Against Fani-kayode by ebiagtales: 6:10pm On Mar 17, 2015
jazzy4naija:
Buhari Child Zara Is Paying Over £40,000 /# 12million Naira as School Fees Developing Her Future and Career.*Jonathan's Children Have Being Moved To London For Studies and Residence while Developing Their Career and living In Affluence.....*Atiku Abubakar Children Are Abroad Schooling....*Tinubu's Children Are Abroad Schooling and Living in Affluence.They Are All Developing and Investing In their Children To Continue To Rule Us After They Are Gone.....You are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing APC and PDP Customized Vest and Polo, Chanting "Change", Holding Brooms and Carrying Umbrellas Chanting "Transformation"Killing Yourself, Fomenting Trouble and Constituting Nuisance to the Society because ofPeanuts that can't make you a better person......Even If You Have No Paying Jobs, Why Not Do Apprentice Or learn a Skill that will make You more Productive today in the Society. Why Not Do Volunteering Jobs Instead Of Looking For Big Pay Jobs!!!!Stop Being A Disgrace To Your Discipline, Stop Wearing APC Vest and Carrying PDP Umbrellas Because That is the Wish of Politicians For You...They Know If You have a Good Job, They Can't Use You As A Thug / Propagandist.If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten Children To the Street For Campaign and Jonathan Will not Bring his Children and Blood Brothers To The Street For Campaign, Then You are a Disgrace To Your Family if You Don't Stop Masquerading Yourself As PDP and APC Agents, Because Up Till Now, I have Never Seen Buhari's Children and Jonathan's Children On The Street Wearing APC Vest and Holding Brooms, Neither Have I seen Jonathan's Children Carrying The PDP Umbrella Even On Social Media Let Alone Inthe Street....A Word Is Enough For The Wise......

A reasonable Nigerian named Sola wrote and I copied ..... =)) sure u had a wonderful day?
But GEJ's billions no be peanut nah!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Warns Jonathan Against Fani-kayode by ebiagtales: 6:08pm On Mar 17, 2015
Ammy200:
I liked your comments, but can you say this infront of Chief FFK if you were to meeet him one on one.
No I can't because I fear hired killers grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Warns Jonathan Against Fani-kayode by ebiagtales: 6:00pm On Mar 17, 2015
paBuhari:
If FFK is Cameleon for joining PDP, what is Atiku?
Guy, jamb don pass nah. Why u dey troway jamb question? Na Google u go ask dis one o.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Of These Words Do You Think, Jonathanians/PDP Fear Most? by ebiagtales: 5:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
Clerverly:
At the mention of Card Reader, every jonathanian remembers Prison! cheesy grin
No let me laff scatter my dada joor cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Of These Words Do You Think, Jonathanians/PDP Fear Most? by ebiagtales: 5:34pm On Mar 17, 2015
Card Reader grin
PoliticsIf Wishes Were Horses, Jonathan/Buhari Would Ride by ebiagtales(op): 5:31pm On Mar 17, 2015
A poem

The second term issue,
Etched into his tissues,
He will do anything
To get back that thing.
That thing he hasn't lost,
yet seeking to get at all cost.
He is the incumbent leader
Yet he feared a supposed loser,
And wished to ride on the gem
Whose name is second-term.

You wonder why he wanders
And shares dollars asunder.
His wife behind him a must,
Like a Shepopotamus.
Her mouth like armoured tank,
Oozing bomb like a missile bank.
As fat as Yogozuna,
The sumo wrestling winner.
Yet a little Boko Haram,
Brings tears on the face of madam.


Oh generous 'Nathan,
Sharing billions like Zlatan
Chasing after the wind,
Like a footballer called Blind.
Even if you bribe with trillions
We remain brave like lions.
So join me to really say,
Baba sai, Buhari sai
Goodbye to Badluck
In the name of Good luck grin

GEJITES, pls I need your criticisms of this wonderful poem!!!

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