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lukman885:
please clarify me! I can not help but wonder where you belong to ....is it Agnostic Atheist or Gnostic Atheist or Agnostic theist?....from your writing above, you definitely can not be em.... a Gnostic theist. so which do you belong to? I'm confuse here.

lukman885:
I lost my brother recently ..he died one month of graduating from high school ... and I started thinking like you (hating God, hating my existence, hating everything bout this earth) ....after great counseling I'm now back to normal ....you should try the same way bro ..it might help you also.

Keneking:

otemanuduno:
Contrary to my former prophecy that Barcelona will win the UCL, I just saw them losing their game to Athletico Madrid in my latest vision. This is a shame to me because it would be counted as failure to me if they now fail to win the Champions League as I said earlier in my major prophecy thread. https://www.nairaland.com/2835815/football-prophecy-2016
However, the draws was also revealed to me after Barcelona must have lost the game.

The spirit revealed clearly to me that the Semifinal would be:

Real Madrid vs Man city
Athletico Madrid vs Bayern Munich

THE PROPHET OF BALL HAS SPOKEN!!!

Weah96:
This one is calling your god a liar and admitting that his own god is the father of yours. He's not denying god.

psucc:
I believe so because 'a fool says in his heart that there is no God'.

TheHarbinger:
What babble is this

Op. Dis you drink burukutu (fermented kunu) before coming to pour random thoughts on the internet?

BornnAgainChild:
I soak and cover me and my family and every other person that reads this iya orisa ish with the blood of jesus..period!!!

VickyRotex:
Just one simple question.


Please what have you been smoking?

truvine:
you need JESUS ASAP

truvine:
This is more than cancer.
Someone needs prayer

otemanuduno:
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

1. Faulkin was shocked when he saw the manhood of Jasheb.

2. The two fruit of tacamid had also fallen off his chest.

3. And Faulkin required to know who he was. And he replied, Jasheb.

4. And Faulkin's wrath waxed hot against him. And he threatened to take him to Nymphidis to torture him.

5. Then Jasheb vehemently pleaded for mercy. And Faulkin said, you shall only be granted mercy on one condition, that we continue in the affair.

6. And Jasheb said, impossible! For where in me shall your rod go through?

7. And Jasheb gathered confidence and said, Faulkin, you have a secret to keep than myself. I shall tell your father how you did fare with Waldis while she was alive.

8. Now I adjure you, stay away from me.

9. But Faulkin would not hear. And when he did not let Jasheb have a rest of mind, he allowed him to pass his manhood into him through his anus.

10. And this affair continued for a long time, but Nymphidis knew not what they were doing.

11. And as knowledge increased, the homos began to discover what was hid in the earth.

12. And Dadoni of the land of Ephradite was the one who discovered iron.

13. But Nymphidis was greatly displeased by this discovery, for his soul hated iron greatly.

14. And he sought to kill Dadoni, but could not because Dadoni had made a chariot with iron. And he escaped to Ephradite in his chariot.

15. And Tetrucan of the land of
Nymphidis was the one who discovered sulphur.

16. And at the discovery of it was Nymphidis glad because it supported his fire.

17. And Nymphidis had heaps of sulphur, but no one knew what he intended to do with it.

18. And it came to pass, that Nymphidis was weary at the continuous visit of the homos to the ocean to worship Earthus who was no more in the ocean.

19. And in anger, he killed a thousand and twenty-five of the homos made by his own hands.

20. For he poured out fire and brimstone upon them and they died.

21. And this did not stop the remaining homos from visiting the ocean to bow their knees.

22. And Nymphidis declared, if you will worship at all, then worship me. For I deserve to be worshipped than any of the sons of God.

23. How do you do your worship to Earthus who by now should be spending his second life in the chumorld? For she was but dead before Eartum rescued his body.

24. And the people began to make gates of brass and bars of iron for protection. For the fear of Nymphidis had engulfed them.

25. And Nymphidis commanded his men to go forth and break every gate of brass and destroy every bar of iron. But himself would not go with them because his soul hated brass and iron.

26. And Faulkin led the war. And they broke down many structures made with brass and iron.

27. They also destroyed the brazen images of mother Earthus which many homos worshipped.

28. And Nymphidis went forth into the continent of Ephradite, for he heard that Dadoni was there.

29. And Nymphidis struck stones together to make fire in the midst of the land.

30. And when they saw the fire, they were amazed because they did not know that stones could make fire.

31. For since the existence of many of the homos, they had been going from one place to the other to get ready-made fire without knowing the origin of it.

32. And Nymphidis burnt about two hundred thousand homos of the land of Ephradite and took away about one thousand worms which Ephradite had kept for the purpose of knowledge.

33. And Ephradite could not overcome Nymphidis and his homos who had invaded his continent.

otemanuduno:
9. Who became the mother of the planet Earth?
a. Atom b. Earthus. c. Waldis. d. Chimides

otemanuduno:
8. The muscles of Earthus were ___________ than the sons of Gods'

a. Larger b. Bigger. c. Smaller. d. None

otemanuduno:
7. The tepex was used by Largas to create ____________

[s]a. Haleb. b. Phidis. c. Largas. d. Chimides[/s]
Edited...
a. Birds. b. Planets c. Sky d. Moon

otemanuduno:
7. The tepex was used by Largas to create ____________

a. Haleb. b. Phidis. c. Largas. d.s

otemanuduno:
It's been a while. Five more questions to go for this month's series of Q&A on DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS.


6. Who made birds?

a. Largas b. Nymphidis c. Eartum. d. Chaleb

otemanuduno:
4. What offence did Nymphidis and Largas charge Earthus for? a. Manslaughter b. Incest. c. Treason d.Murder

edan15:
Thunder wet go fire you still dey do press up for Ojo barrack. Mtchew!