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my PPA is in FCDA - FCT.

For almost a month & 2 weeks nw, vent rcv my product from aliexpress. Dont know who is keeping it & y? help pls

So Sad to know.....speechlessSo Sad to know.....speechlessSo Sad to know.....speechless

We all claim righteous....bt to hell with pretence & hypocrisy. This's one thing i cant really tolorate & comprehend (HYPOCRISY & PRETENCE)

A pastor married an uneducated, jealous woman.
One day, the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard him praying in the living room, "Thank you Lord for bringing mercy, grace and joy into my life..."
She ran quickly with a frying pan, whacked him on the head and said, "I knew U were a player and a fake pastor! You have just prayed for all your girlfriends! U thought I didn't hear U!?
Who the hell are Mercy, Joy and Grace

Hahaha buh! All....Nice contributions

thnks Efemena

1. "Love is a beautiful red rose given for no
apparent reason."
2. "Love is a fire that reigns in the heart."
3. "Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it
has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at
first, but keeps you warm for a long time."
4. "Love is blind but after experiencing it for a
long time you should become familiar with
some particular spots."
5. "Love is a precious gift that you receive, and
you need to give it with caution!"
6. "Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of
forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of
how much I love you."
7. "Why do I love you? Because you are and
always have been my dream."
8. "Even though were far apart I love you dearly
with all my heart."
9. "If enduring pain, braving shame, despising
one's self for the sake of affection and
accepting misery without question is the
definition of love - then, I LOVE YOU."
10. "831 means 'I Love You'8 letters3 words1
meaning."
11. "I just close my eyes because I might see your
face. I just close my mouth because I might
hear your voice. I just close my ears because I
might hear of you, but I could not close my
heart because I love you."
12. "I Love you with the breath, the smiles and
the tears of all my life."
13. "The more I know you, the more I love you."
14. "For yesterday's memories, today's love, and
tomorrow's dreams I love you."
15. "Love is happiness given back and forth."
16. "Love is the only game never postponed due to
darkness."
17. "I love you not because it is right, but because
I love you."
18. "I love you. There is nothing else to do, run
and I will run with you."
19. "I love you today, yesterday and every
tomorrow."
20. "If I had the whole world to write on to
express how much I love you, it wouldn't all
fit."
21. "It's not my fault I love you, it's yours."
22. "When love comes so strong there is no right
or wrong. Your love is your love."
23. "Love is too strong a word to say it too early,
but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too
late."
24. "Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering
trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love,
the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you
don't become less of who you are; you end up
being complete with your loved ones."
25. "Love is like salted water; the more you drink
the more your thirst increases."
26. "Love is when there are a million things you
want to say to someone, but when they look
you in the eyes and hold you in their arms
nothing in life matters other than being with
that person at that moment."
27. "Love is like the air we breathe. It may not
always be seen, but it is always felt, used and
needed."
28. "Trying to forget someone you love is like
trying to remember someone you never met."
29. "Life without Love is like a harp without
strings."
30. "Where so ever you go, go with all your heart."
31. "You can’t make someone love you, all you can
do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is
up to the person to realize your worth."
32. "As food is needed for the body, them same
way love is needed for the soul. Food
strengthens the body while love strengths the
soul. A person is incomplete without love."
33. "Love is not about finding the right person,
but creating a right relationship. It's not about
how much love you have in the beginning but
how much love you build till the end."
34. "I loved you once, I love you still, I always
have, I always will..."
35. "Love is not a feeling it's a sensation."
36. "Love is not love if it is conditional."
37. "Whenever life seems to drift you away from
me, I can't help but cry. You've grown to be
such a part of me that without you life is no
more than a desperate sigh. They do say love
comes and goes, and to that I disagree. So,
here's my hand, take it and don't let go of
me."
38. "I give you all my love because I truly love
you, but I can't give you my soul and my heart
because you'll just break it apart."
39. "Don't just love him, but show him."
40. "Baby! I love you more than cooked
food."
41. Love is a force more formidable than any
other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or
measured, yet it is powerful enough to
transform you in a moment, and offer you
more joy than any material possession could.
42. Love is a better teacher than duty.
Albert Einstein
43. The hunger for love is much more difficult to
remove than the hunger for bread.
Mother Teresa
44. What we have once enjoyed we can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
Helen Keller
45. At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
Plato
46. Love isn't something you find. Love is
something that finds you.
Loretta Young
47. Life without love is like a tree without
blossoms or fruit.
Khalil Gibran
48. Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding
place.
49. Faith makes all things possible... love makes all
things easy.
Dwight L. Moody
50. As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to
quench the fire of love with words.
William Shakespeare
51. "The ultimate test of a relationship is to
disagree, but still hold hands."
52. "Love is what you make it and with whom you
make it; it is what it is."
53. "Love is the passion that we feel inside of our
hearts that we can't hide. We pretend to hide
it, but it burns us more and more until the
pain grows and grows and it never ends."
54. "Love is the slowest form of suicide."
55. "If love is music in its purest form, then you
are the notes on the page and the melody in
my heart."
56. "Love is something silent, but it can be louder
than anything when it talks."
57. "Love is strong, but once it's broken it can
never be fixed."
58. "Love is when the things you detest, you
become in love with. And, when your views are
wrong the one who you love will hear you out
and understand you."
59. "The love is like the wind in my hands. So easy
to feel but so hard to catch."
60. "I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let
you go. I love you more than anyone, I just
had to let you know. And if you ever wonder
why, I don't know what I'll say, but I'll never
stop loving you, each and every
day."
61. Pure love is a willing to give everything
without a thought of receiving anything in
return.
62. I don’t want a perfect relationship. I just want
someone who I can act silly with, someone
who treats me well and loves being with me
63. "I don't fear insects or spiders. At great
heights, I jump off, smiling. In the face of
death I wink. But, when I look into your eyes,
I'm in fear of how much I love you."
64. "I chose to love you in silence, for in silence I
find no rejection. I chose to love you in your
loneliness, for in your loneliness no one owns
you, but me."
65. "Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering
trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love,
the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you
don't become less of who you are; you end up
being complete with your loved ones."
66. "And, in the sound of a falling star is joy and
sadness uniting love."
67. "When you love a woman, you see your world
inside her eyes."
68. "In her love I am the hero, the king,the poet;
and alive without her love, I am nothing at all,
not even truly alive."
69. "You were my strength when I was weak, you
were my voice when I couldn't speak, you were
my eyes when I couldn't see; you saw the best
there was in me."
70. "If you want the rainbow, you must first go
through the rain."
71. Love so short & forgetting so long
72. "Dance like no one's watching, sing like no
one's listening, love like you'll never get hurt,
and live like it's heaven on Earth!"
73. "In everything you do, do it with love, and love
will always be with you."
74. "As the morning becomes the day and the
evening becomes the night, and everything in
between, I love you."
75. "Love is like a blinding sun ray in the sky. You
can't see past it until it's too late."
76. "Love is not measured by how you feel, but
how you make the other person feel."
77. "If you want to know how much I love you,
look into my eyes with your heart open."
78. "I love you more than there are stars in the
sky."
79. "I love you and you love me. That's all we'll
ever need."
80. "I love you without knowing how, or when, or
from where. I love you straightforwardly,
without complexities or pride; so I love you
because I knew no other way than this, where
'I' does not exist, nor 'you'. So close that your
hand on my chest is my hand, so close that
your eyes close as I fall
asleep."
81. “No matter what has happened. No matter
what you’ve done. No matter what you will do.
I will always love you. I swear it.”
82. “I wanted to tell you that wherever I am,
whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and
the time we spent together, as my happiest
time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the
choice. No regrets.”
83. “It’s one thing to fall in love. It’s another to
feel someone else fall in love with you, and to
feel a responsibility toward that love.”
84. "Life can only be understood backwards, but it
must be lived forwards."
85. "A hundred hearts would be too few to carry
all my love for you."
86. "Love is purely a creation of the human
imagination... the most important example of
how the imagination continually outruns the
creature it inhabits."
87. "Love is what your mind can't think of and
your heart makes routine."
88. "Love is a part of man's life but woman's
whole existance."
89. "Love is hard to find, but once you find it you
won't regret it."
90. "Love is like a wonderful feeling of compassion
and satisfaction. It should be given respect and
trust; and it should receive that love back."
91. “I love you the way a drowning man loves air.
And it would destroy me to have you just a
little.”
92. “I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the
business of denying myself the simple pleasure
of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and
I know that love is just a shout into the void,
and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re
all doomed and that there will come a day
when all our labor has been returned to dust,
and I know the sun will swallow the only earth
we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
93. “I don’t care how hard being together is,
nothing is worse than being apart.”
94. "Fulfillment does not lie in your dreams alone;
life would not be complete without one loving
and someone loving one in return."
95. "You can close your eyes to things you don't
want to see, but you can't close your heart to
the things you don't want to feel."
96. "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to
love and be loved in return."
97. "Love teaches us how to laugh, cry, be happy
and sad all at the same time."
98. "I have found the paradox that if I love until it
hurts, then there is no more hurt, only more
love."
99. "Love is hard to find, but once you find it you
won't regret it."
100. “No matter where I went, I always knew my
way back to you. You are my compass star.”

Thanks Judith

Thank u.....for drawing my attention to that. I appreciate

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If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

L+O+V+E is
12+15+22+5 = 54%

L+U+C+K is
12+21+3+11 = 47%

None of them makes 100%.
Then what makes 100%

Is it Money? NO !!!
M+O+N+E+Y is
13+15+14+5+25=72%

Leadership? NO !!!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P is
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%

Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our
"ATTITUDE".

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful..

Amazing mathematics huh?
I Love this.If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

L+O+V+E is
12+15+22+5 = 54%

L+U+C+K is
12+21+3+11 = 47%

None of them makes 100%.
Then what makes 100%

Is it Money? NO !!!
M+O+N+E+Y is
13+15+14+5+25=72%

Leadership? NO !!!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P is
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%

Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our
"ATTITUDE".

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful..

Amazing mathematics huh?
I Love this.If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

L+O+V+E is
12+15+22+5 = 54%

L+U+C+K is
12+21+3+11 = 47%

None of them makes 100%.
Then what makes 100%

Is it Money? NO !!!
M+O+N+E+Y is
13+15+14+5+25=72%

Leadership? NO !!!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P is
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%

Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our
"ATTITUDE".

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful..

Amazing mathematics huh?
I Love this.

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Acct No: 01:12:2013
Depositor: GOD ALMIGHTY
Amount: Divine Favour
Available Bal: Long Life, Good Health, Joy & Prosperity. Happy New Month to u all