Funkybabee:
Which country is this?

Kazakhstan

I want to eat your puf puf.

Where do you sell?

The NYSC certificate or exemption certificate should be a key criterion in employing graduates according to the director-general of the scheme
– According to him, it is the duty of all employers to demand the youth corps certificate before any employment
– Also, to prevent fraud, the DG told employers that they can also present their employees NYSC certificate for authentication.

According to him, it is the duty of every employer to demand from any graduate a certificate of national service or exemption certificate.
Going further, he advised employers to present the NYSC certificates of their existing employees to the scheme for authentication if need be.

https://www.legit.ng/1421708-nysc-dg-employers-dont-employ-graduates-certificate.html

Kylekent59:


You would not answer by saying "John and Mercy is fine," Would you?

The Subject is asking about Two people which makes it Plural.

How are John and Mercy should be the right way of saying it.


Remember, When two things belong to the same group, it should be followed by a singular. Example:

Rice and Beans is my favourite meal.

When two things are being talked, the closest to the subject determines if it should be in plural or singular.
Example: Cat and dogs have been written on the list.
Cats and Dog has been written on the list.
Click on this link and see the rules. You don't need someone to tell you the right answer.

https://grammar.yourdictionary.com/sentences/20-rules-of-subject-verb-agreement.html

The Kent himself. What is the difference between bring and take? It confuses me alot.

Eagles way no fit fly.

What is super about our eagles?

He should go for STD test,

Anon4:
Your life is not an item. You already have it with you.



Lol... for me I took my lappy first. Although it was one clothe they said I should take but the data and personal files wey dey that laptop no get backup.

2. My phone tho. battery was low about 30% (instant regret for me).

I didn't take water, 'cause water is everywhere. But I carried almost all my money sha...

Dis kain packing you don't if you're coming back or not. But you just have to deceive yourself and others that they are coming back before load too plenty.

The thing is one hour gives you enough time to think about those items that really matters in your life. You go even get time get small food sef.

I looked for my small bible, I couldn't find it. (Thank God I get bible for phone)

Then I remember my CERTIFICATES Chai!!
As an admission seeker this is very very important 'cause when the crisis is over I will still have to go to school.
Thank God I had already filed the important ones like primary school and rest specially. I just took them at once.

But it was a hard decision. If I take them along and our car was attacked, I will have to Japa and leave them o. and if I leave them behind, those rascals might burn still down the house.

I took my one piece of cloth then went for common items like pens, exercise book, charger, earpiece and sponge.

A car is very important. Wahala for people wey no get motor. Our legendary Japa™ would have been difficult without it.

Sha...this made me realized that I don't really need most of my 'stuffs' to survive.
But I have this feeling that I forgot something important.

When it happens, Naira is unrecognised and obsolete.

You people don't even know anything about war. Those people you see every day, you wouldn't see them again. Every houses would turn to dust.

Ebuka my namesake, some of them don't even know the meaning of your name.
God is great.

They need to be trained or coached on how to speak to the media.

What about secessionist / unknown gunmen/ bandicts planning to attack on Lagos?
It sounds neutral.

Being the head in the country, the Presidential car.
Saving lives and ensuring security, the Police car goes the second.
Lives need to be saved, and the Ambulance should be the next.

Oh, somewhere is set ablaze, the fire engine can now go.
That's how it should be done both home and abroad.

See many of them on FP advocating evil, later they say Buhari is evil.

Buhari is better than all those miscreants on FP. He is never the problem, but we Nigerians are.

Officialgarri:
This one was defeated in the Senate and gubernatorial ambition before delving into a failed Nolywood career.

Talk of failure, you can't miss out the name Dino Melaye

In the senate, a senator was lamenting and talking about the killings going on in the country, a woman spoke in low voice that was he an APC person.

That is the same thing you are doing here. You think it's by coming to social media to make mockery of the truth.

Didn't you see how the past presidents did theirs? Keep saving this administration, and pray that one of your own doesn't get affected in a cross-fire or kidnap.

Eliazejike:
If you are banking with Kuda Bank or desiring to bank with them please DONT!

I am a student in a Nigerian University and as such was attracted to Kuda Bank because of their so called ease of banking and free withdrawals and money transfers. Unknown to me I was walking into one of the biggest scams in the country.

I have been banking with Kuda for months now and everything went smooth until I had to factory reset my phone because It was developing so problems ( normal to android users). After the rest KUDA hit!

I was expecting my rent money as well as feeding money that week. After the rest I tried to log into my account but it said my password was incorrect ( it wasn't oh!) After three trials I decide to use the "Forgot Password" option ( I must have forgotten the password I thought to myself ) I was asked to input the email address I had used to open the Kuda Bank Account which I did and it said they would send me a "password reset link" to my email. At least from their I can change my password and regain access to my account. The email never came! Its been over 2weeks now !

Not a day passes that I don't try to log into my account or do the password reset! Till today no email and I still can't log in !

My landlord is on my neck! And I have eaten any good food !

Now these are the things I've discovered in the past weeks that has lead me to the conclusion that KUDA BANK is a Fraudulent Scheme!

1. Their customer care line 09032200350 rings endlessly without someone picking it up! What kind of legitimate business doesn't attend to its costumers and just let's their phones ring without ever answering it ? Please Nairalanders let us call that number until someone picks up!...

2. I have sent complaint emails detailing my predicament and for two weeks I haven't received a reply! Kuda bank being an "Online Bank" shouldn't have any problem replying emails from customers if they had nothing to hide!

3. I left a review on the KUDA BANK app on google play store . stating my challenges using the app and within a few minutes my review was deleted. Most definitely by KUDA BANK in a bid to get more people into their net !

Using Kuda Bank has turned out to be my worst decision in life and this scam couldn't have happened in a worse time !

Please you do not have to go through what I am going through! Be wise and DO NOT bank with KUDA BANK.

This is their address ;
Moore House, 151 Herbert Macaulay Way, Yaba, Lagos.

Please if you live close by do me a favour and pay them a visit to find out if they are still there. If you find anyone tell them the story of this poor Nigerian Student !
Thank you !

You are giving Kuda a bad name. Verify your claims properly before going wild.

Some people don't know how to go about an issue, just come on social media and start criticizing Kuda.

gbaskiboy:
It is a things of Joy to see the completion of Agege Pen Cinema fly over. It ease quick access to others part of Lagos and traffic. But to Unknown person passing through the place it might be bad experience as touts (Hoodlums) freely rob people of their belonging. I remembered coming back from work around January this year as I navigated my way through the railway line to find bus going to Berger. Someone tapped me from behind as I looked back to see the person about 7 boys has formed a circle around me armed with bottles with stench smell of weed oozing from the mouth. They threatened to stab me to death if I raise alarm that night around 7:30PM they dispossessed me of my two phones, money and ATMs. It was a bad one for me.
Tonight a friend fall victims of those boys as she was dispossessed of her belongings. There hundreds of people who are having similar experience as these touts freely move around to rob. Please avoid passing through Agege Pen cinema bridge/railway line at night and very early in the morning touts lurks around with dangerous weapons to rob. Nigeria Police Force should please do the needful

You should have ran without looking back. When it is 6pm, I must be home else, I spend the night at a friend's place closer to my current location.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Ghana can go fuckkk themselves

We ain't scared Because we are the real niggarrrrs of Africa

we will reciprocate....
An eye for eye.....
tit for tat
Soon all these low budget ass moda fuckkking noisy neighbors of ours called Ghana, Cameroon, togo and damnnn Benin Republic will know we are the real niggarrrrs of Africa

Who initiated Ghana must go?

You people are funny in this country.

JovialJune:
What is the significance of telling us she is a deeper life girl? To cast negativity on the church as a whole? Or to paint ladies from that church as immoral forgetting she's just an individual among many? Why not also tell us her tribe so we'd know you're not only a d*g, but also a bigot.

I made a topic about modulation of news/ reports, and I hope lalasticlala and mynd44 would take it to FP.

News should be modulated in such a way so as not to create or bring about hostility.

He could have just ignored the name of the church.

JovialJune:
What is the significance of telling us she is a deeper life girl? To cast negativity on the church as a whole? Or to paint ladies from that church as immoral forgetting she's just an individual among many? Why not also tell us her tribe so we'd know you're not only a d*g, but also a bigot.

I made a topic about that and I hope lalasticlala and mynd44 would take it to FP.

News should be modulated in such a way so as not to create or bring about hostility.

He could have just ignored the name of the church.

Well staged so as to deceive Nigerians that they are truly working.
What do they take us for

Indispensable85:
Man City will surely win this cup this year.

You guys said Athletico would win, We proved you guys wrong.

You guys out of hatred said Porto would eliminate Chelsea, Chelsea proved you guys wrong.

Same you guys said Real Madrid would, we are still proving you guys wrong.

Now, Mancity is now the new talk.


Shaii

The hatred is real oooo.

shurch:
Refree playing against Madrid.. sergios Ramos yellow doesn't worth it at all...

You definitely didn't watch the replay.

Chelsea gba ha ball ooo..

I don't consume red meat, beef, pork, or goat meat.

I only consume turkey, chicken, or fish.

My body can't be meat, and I am eating meat also.

Under the GEJ, it was the job of the FG, but under PMB, it's not.

I love how this administration has changed everything including the constitution.

The next party or administration to emerge would be mean.

Many of these kidnappers could b soldiers. There should be an asset declaration for them.

One of the occupants in my compound is dating a certain girl, and this certain girl happens to be the ex of my cousin's friend. My cousin told me she gave the guy STD.

This man in my compound told me today that the girl would come tomorrow and he would have sex with her.


I still dey mind my own business ooo. I am not going to say anything.

Treasure2002:
This world is indeed evil!
Click below to see how an innocent roommate was almost used for ritual
http:///s1d4fa1de210501en_ng?link=1

The guy doing the video is unprofessional. Must it be uploaded on whatsapp, instagram, or twitter?


Other countries have seen how Nigerians do. Later the same people doing the videoing and some Nigerians at large would start complaining of difficulties entering or going abroad.

We are the ones spoiling the country. A nation where the society praises yahoo boys, fraudsters, and bad-politicians.

Opak001:
you self wey educated,you check wetin you write before you post am.
There is a word called"choice" in the dictionary.
if man get work,em go corporate na.
so na depression dem dey use am Joshua.
understand.
Thanks.

Then Bokoharam killing and bombing is a choice.

I laugh at you.

No jobs that's why.

There is news that is reported to please the audience and in the process would get viral and become the trend for the day.

Have you ever bother to ask yourself if a modulated news would sound interesting or would trigger shocks in the minds of the audience.

Example 1: A trailer rammed into a shop and five persons were killed as a result of the impact.

Example 2: A trailer rammed into a shop and five persons were crushed in the process.

Another one,

Example 1: Five people were killed by Herdsmen in Bauch state

Example 2: Five people were killed by Fulani Herdsmen in Bauchi state

More,

Example 1: An Unknown gunmen suspected to be members of ESN, set a police station in Imo state ablaze.

Example 2: An Unknown gunmen suspected to be secessionist set a police station in Imo state ablaze.


Let us hear your opinions.

CC: Lalasticlala

Mynd44

They way they have infiltrated lagos is something to be thought about. We don't know their aim or goal, but we believe that they are up to something.

We have the good ones who are traders and hustlers, not all are bad. My only concern or worry is that when a fight or misunderstanding happens, they troop out in masses to unleash harm on whomever that is fighting or troubling one of their own.

What about the one that exposed IKONSO?

This country is a joke. Keep exposing them, I mean all of them.