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Events / Re: University Of Nigeria Secondary School Nsukka Class Of 07' 10 Year Reunion (pix) by ebukaobi14(m): 11:46am On Apr 20, 2017
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Events / University Of Nigeria Secondary School Nsukka Class Of 07' 10 Year Reunion (pix) by ebukaobi14(m): 11:30am On Apr 20, 2017
During the cool Easter Holidays, over 50 set-mates of mine from all works of life gathered together in the tranquil town of Nsukka to celebrate our 10th Year of graduation from high school.

It was a very cozy 3 day reunion event as we also used the opportunity to unveil our reunion project (Fixing of White Boards in Classes) that we carried out in our Alma mater - University of Nigeria Secondary School Nsukka (UNISEC).

During our reunion dinner we had the pleasure of hosting almost all the teachers that taught us in our teenage days... it was indeed fun.


Let the pictures complete the story.

Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Vs Stephanie Otobo: When You Lie Against God's Children by ebukaobi14(m): 11:11am On Mar 12, 2017
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Nairaland / General / Re: Helpless Blind And Deaf Man In Enugu Rendered Help By Nigerians (photos) by ebukaobi14(m): 5:15pm On Oct 04, 2016
God Bless u Brov

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Religion / Congregants Flee Church After The ‘devil’ Appears by ebukaobi14(m): 9:42am On Mar 01, 2016
Worshipers at a South African Pentecostal church sustained minor injuries after a naughty 15-year-old boy caused a stampede.

The faithful bolted out of the church, falling over each other after the alleged rascal, hidden from their view, pretended to be ‘the devil’ and scared them stiff.

It all began after worshipers closed their eyes and began chorusing a prayer before the sermon could begin. The boy is said to have tiptoed and picked the extra microphone at the lectern before hiding behind two loudspeakers.

All of sudden, the churchgoers heard a booming voice with devilish guttural sounds rasping through the church public address system, announcing that they were now in hell and the voice speaking belonged to the devil himself.
After a loud silence rent the air, the ‘devil’ ordered all those who truly believe in God to raise their hands, to which none responded. Instead, everyone was looking at each other with fear written all over their faces.

The ‘devil’ then announced that everyone sits down on the floor awaiting further instructions.

As the scared congregates shook and wet their pants, the pastor bolted out of the church at maximum speed before they followed suit.

The sudden frenzied rush, coupled with “shetani ashindwe” shouts, created a fine mess, making some of the faithful to think it was the much-talked about biblical end time.

It was the sight of elders jogging away as fast as they could, women and children wailing for help with other scared worshipers fervently begging for mercy from the ‘devil’ that tickled the offending boy, making him to laugh uncontrollably.
It was then that the church technicians who maintain the music instruments realised they had been played.

They looked around only to discover the extra microphone was missing and suspected the offending character was hiding within the church. The technicians took to the pulpit and announced that the incident was actually a hoax.

At this point, those who had taken off and had been watching the drama unfold from a safe distance returned. The pastor took the microphone and began speaking in tongues and mumbling gibberish as if to curse the offending character.

“Raghashanda… ragalabanda… ropokolomashekele….,” the pastor went on as he denounced the devil, calling him a liar.“Riswa! Riswa! Shetani ashindwe!” he cursed.

As few brave members trooped back, the boy who was hiding between two giant speakers rose up still laughing off his head. He was almost roughed up, had it not been the timely intervention of older churchgoers who pleaded with angry parishioners.

They told them to forgive the boy for he didn’t know what he was doing. Meanwhile, in his defence, he claimed he was only testing the parishioners’ faith in God. The sermon went on uninterrupted afterwards.

Source: iMzansi.co.za
Jokes Etc / 3 Types Of Smell In A Bedroom After Marriage by ebukaobi14(m): 12:51pm On Nov 29, 2015
First 6months:-

Perfumes,
body spray,
body lotions,
in fact everywhere smells like heaven.

1year and above:-

johnson baby powder.
Castor oil.
Baby medicine.
Baby lotion.
Olive oil.

20years nd above.

Abuba eke.
Abuba agwo.
Essential balm.
Back to sender olive oil.
Okwuma.
Touch nd die olive oil.
Aja nso.
Nnu nso.
Abuba enwe.
Abuba udene.

You can add more lol...

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Politics / Re: Amaechi’s Confirmation Is Greatest Mockery Of Buhari’s Corruption War – FFK by ebukaobi14(m): 6:57pm On Oct 29, 2015
Never pick a fight with him, you will lose If you join him, you will be a winner, if you oppose him, he will destroy you.
Many have tried. Former Governors Peter Odili and Celestine Omehia and the then seemingly powerful PDP faction tried and failed. Former President Goodluck Jonathan tried and failed as well. Honorable Evans Bipi and Honorable Ihunwo as well tried and failed.. CP Mbu of the Nigerian Police force also tried and failed. The One they call Mama Peace also tried and has failed. Akpabio has tried as well in the Senate and has failed, Even all the PDP Senators also tried, they all failed Also,
This Man is unstoppable. The Hand of the God's are strong in his life.
He is the Slayer of Wailers. The Lion of the tribe of Ubima, The King of the Niger Delta, A one man Army. What he sets his mind to he achieves.
Rivers State would be liberated from the shackles of mediocrity and take its rightful place with the likes of Lagos and Abuja as one of the Top Cities in the Nation.
God Bless Rt. Hon. ROTIMI Chibuike Amaechi..
For those who don't understand the meaning of "Chibuike", it means "THE LORD IS HIS STRENGTH".
Rivers state shall rise from these ashes and be great again..
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Hand Of God Appears In The Sky In The USA [see Photos] by ebukaobi14(m): 5:34pm On Oct 29, 2015
I just wasted 3 minutes of my life viewing this. Lord pls, have mercy on me.

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Family / Re: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by ebukaobi14(m): 5:36am On Oct 25, 2015
Its really sad... thank God it made u strong... You really endured. Am proud of u dearie

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Events / Please, Lets Help These Children... by ebukaobi14(m): 5:46am On Oct 24, 2015
For quite some months, I noticed that majority of the pupils that attend a particular Primary school near my work place attend school daily bare foot. Others trek to school wearing worn out slippers, torn school clothes and more disheartening, almost all the pupils use water proof as school bag . You might think that this is happening in North-East Nigeria. No! This is happening in Enugu State! In Isi-Uzo Local Government Area to be precise. I longed daily to help those kids.
Today, I took out time to visit the School. I met the Head Master and I met the pupils. (Pix attached).
After explaining the reason why I visited, the Head Master overjoyed rang an emergency assembly bell so that I can see with my eyes the level of poverty that the innocent Pupils were exposed to.
I saw, and I was heart broken. (Pls take time and view the attached images).
Today, we as We-Care Charity Foundation have reviewed the state of the pupils and have decided to purchase School Sandals, School Uniforms, School Bags and Water Bottles for the innocent Pupils.
The Primary school is: Community Primary School Agamede, Eha-Amufu in Isi Uzo Local Government Area of Enugu State, Nigeria.
We will visit them and share the gifts to them on the 30th day of November 2015.
You can be a part of this outreach by supporting physically or financially or otherwise!
You can make a We-Care Charity pledge today.
Silver Pledge - N1000 per year
Gold Pledge - N3000 per year
Diamond Pledge - N5000 per year
Platinum Pledge - N10,000 per year
With this your pledge, we will use part of it to purchase the items for the pupils, we will use part to visit the orphans by February 14th 2016. We will use part to visit the stranded sick persons in the hospitals, to sponsor the less priviledged in the society... and most importantly to procure a We-Care Life Center.
The pledge once redeemed automatically makes you a We-Care Charity Foundation Member. A branded T-shirt is also given to the Diamond/Platinum Pledger's.
The names of Donor's and how much they donated will also appear in our website www.wecarecf.org throughout the year (November 2015 - November 2016) for genuine transparency sake.
How every money is spent is also detailed in our website by our Financial Director - Dr. Chukwuma Bayaro
Our account name: We Care Charity
Account number: 6060130542
Bank: Fidelity Bank
Remember, we will all pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness we can show, or any good thing we can do to any fellow being, let us do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as we shall not pass this way again.
Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something.
Lets defy the norm.
Lets define Love.
iCare, uCare, weCare!
Thanks and God bless you.
Ebuka Obi,
Founder,
We-Care Charity Foundation.

Family / Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by ebukaobi14(m): 7:44pm On Oct 14, 2015
My 6 year old niece asked me:

Niece: Uncle, is Satan an Orphan?

Me: Hiaaan... why are u asking?

Niece: Cause av never heard about his parents

Me: Yes, he is an Orphan. Oya take this cheese ball.

*b4 she ask me who born satan...lmao

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Food / Re: A Glass Of Which Of The Drinks Would You Take? Why? by ebukaobi14(m): 8:55pm On Oct 05, 2015
Hollandia cheesy

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Forum Games / Re: Game Time// Name a Female Name & WIN A FREE Iphone 7 by ebukaobi14(m): 4:23am On Jul 25, 2015
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NYSC / A Must Read For All Those Preparing For Nysc by ebukaobi14(m): 1:09pm On May 02, 2015
First, I must say a big congratulations to you. It wasn't no easy step to reach this very stage of your life. By Tuesday, 5th of May, you would be entering the all famous NYSC Camp. For three weeks you would live, eat, sleep and even dream inside that camp. Now, these are the five top things I want you to know.

1). My brothers and sisters, please if you truly still love your life and that of your
stomach too, I beg you with all the love I possess! Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT, eat the beans they will share during dining hours. Please do not try to eat it. Some of us that mistakenly ate it had some stories that touch to tell. Even if hunger is killing you, do not eat the camp beans. It was specially prepared to purge away the sins and sorrows inside your stomach.

2). Men and brethren, its no longer news that they steal even boxers inside NYSC camp. Truth is, someone's toothbrush was even stolen. Therefore, ensure that you sleep with your waist bag, also go to camp with an extra ghana must go bag that is empty. Use it and lock your buckets, soap, sponge, slippers etc. If not, you will end up buying uncountable number of buckets. When you are charging your phone, ensure that you STAY THERE. Don't beg another person to look after it for you... otherwise, you definitely love stories that touch.

3). I have already started pitying those posted to delta state lol. Truth is? That state has no toilet oo.. the earlier you prepare yourself physically on "advanced bush method," the better for you. Once you get to the camp ground, after your accreditation, please go and clear a land inside the bush as soon as possible. For the next 3 weeks, that is where you will be depositing manure. Most NYSC toilets are disastrous. For those that will be clearing their land in delta state, please don't match the manure some of us deposited years back lol.

4). My dear,while filling your registration form, there is a section where you will be
asked to fill in your hobbies. During our time, the rumor was that if you fill 'drilling oil', they will post you to oil company. If you fill 'counting money,' they will post you to a bank. Men and brethren I filled 'drilling oil' and I was sent to the remotest village to probably discover oil. Truth is? that thing doesn't work one bit. Prepare your mind to teach. If you are finally sent to drill oil? Cool. If not? Teach Responsibly lol.

5). For the guys? If you are not careful, your first allawi will finish inside the camp! Any girl you say "hiii" to will reply "hello" without wasting much time. She will lead you graciously to the mami market, morning, afternoon and night! If your name is Mr. Charity? continue! If your name isn't, my bro run for your life. Moreover, harp, star, origin and other beer brands will not be happy seeing you leave that camp with 1naira. They will host promos like drink 2 and get 1 free... in all, just be wise. Drink, eat, and act responsibly. Cheers! Happy camping!

ebuka obi cares!

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Education / Re: My Humble Advice To All Nigerian Students That Just Graduated Recently by ebukaobi14(m): 6:58am On Feb 05, 2015
chimexcomm:
Ebuka Obi, I see you. Nice post bro #TeamWeCareFoundation
. Tnks Boss! -iSight U
Education / Re: My Humble Advice To All Nigerian Students That Just Graduated Recently by ebukaobi14(m): 6:55am On Feb 05, 2015
grocery:
Okwu nkasi obi.......nice points
. Tnks Dearie
Education / Re: My Humble Advice To All Nigerian Students That Just Graduated Recently by ebukaobi14(m): 6:54am On Feb 05, 2015
dayo4:
Nna meen..bro I dey feel you. Nice post
. Tnx Bro
Education / My Humble Advice To All Nigerian Students That Just Graduated Recently by ebukaobi14(m): 7:02am On Feb 04, 2015
Personally, I must start by saying a BIG Congratulations to you my dear fellow graduates! The journey that started like Four, Five or Six years ago has come to an end. You are alive to witness it? Now thats the best testimony! I might not have silver nor gold to dash you on this very day, but I have taken my time to pass this advice across to you. Read, chew and digest!

1). At this stage? You cannot really make amends with the grade you just graduated with! The First Class, Second Class Upper, Second Class Lower, Third Class ...etc or what ever you graduated with today has come to stay. Be it bad or good? Accept it! Don't blame any person. Thats the first step. You got the '3rd Class' not 'they' gave me '3rd Class.'.

2). My Brothers and Sisters, there is this slogan that 'no matter the economy of the jungle, the Lion will never eat grass.' Let me tell you the truth and nothing else than the truth. After graduation and Nysc, my dear, you MIGHT be eating 'grass' for sometime!! Some of you might eat for days, some for months, some for years! But never ever lose hope. Keep faith. Nothing lasts forever. Not even joblessness! I ate my own share of 'grass'. Luckily for me, I ate in 'months.'

3). You will be enjoying a whole lot of free time/period from now on and even during NYSC. Therefore, learn any skill that can make you not to go back and borrow money from your 'enemies' in the near future. Tailoring? Plating of hair? Repairing of phones? Decoration of event halls? How to drive? How to fix laptops/phones? Etc.. They are numerous! Just learn as much as you can. You can never tell how much and how far that could take you.

4). Biko, don't go back to your village jisting anybody that cares to listen that you are now a Graduate. In fact, First Class graduate for that matter. My dear, last i checked, poison still kills a lion/lioness. Dont kill yourself before your time not just with your own mouth!

5). Some of your mates will jet out to Maryland USA, Pretoria South Africa etc the next week after graduation to pursue their masters, some will even travel to the moon to pursue their Phd. My dear, if your parents can afford to send you? Cool. If they cant? Pls dont 'kill' them. Go to Ui, UniLag, UNN, Uniben. etc. They are still good alternatives! If all of us jet out sef? Who will now vote on Feb. 14th?? Lol.

6). I must end by saying this: all destinies are never the same! Some of your classmates will 'hammer' in few months time, some might 'hammer' in years time. As for the girls; some of your class girls will marry the next day. It might even seem as if its now only you remaining. Relax! Rejoice with them. There is no competition in destiny. Over taking is allowed sofar they don't cause accident for you! Your time sure will come. It might be today, it might be tomorrow, but when it comes, even the sun will know!

Enjoy! Congrats Once More.


*************** ebuka obi©

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