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@ jboogie. There is no website or link. Only in the Punch newspaper of December 10th

Two lawyers were discussing. The first one says referring to the other lawyer: This is my brother. But the other lawyer says: I have no brother! How comes?

Two lawyers were discussing. The first one says referring to the other lawyer: This is my brother. But the other lawyer says: I have no brother! How comes?

Two lawyers were discussing. The first one says referring to the other lawyer: This is my brother. But the other lawyer says: I have no brother! How comes?

@ jiboogie. Yeah. Give me ur details make i check am for u. Ur name, university, state and course

@ dafemo! Yeah! Thumbs up man. Correct

@ brght nah! Thats not the answer. Who can answer my question?

@ Efemena! Thanks dear. You are far too kind. Guess what? I voted for you!

A man was coming home from work one day and it started to rain seriously, he had nothing to cover himself, but yet not a single hair on his head got wet! How did it happen?

A man was coming home from work one day and it started to rain seriously, he had nothing to cover himself, but yet not a single hair on his head got wet! How did it happen?

The name of his horse is MONDAY. So, he rode on the horse i.e he came on Moday and still left on Moday , on his horse

@ efemena! How far? Any better?

Hoho haha

@ yinkalink! No offence intended. Lol. I just dey like you be that

@ yinkalink! You are copy copy. All those 3 stories were copied from another thread in the jokes section. Pls. Try to be Original and stop deceiving people. This is not your joke.

@ yinkalink! You try. Nice shot

@ dammiz! Thanks man!

A carpenter and a fisherman were very good friends. The fisherman usually present the carpenter with some fresh fish any day he went for fishing but the carpenter did not know how to reciprocate the gesture. One day the fisherman's son died and the carpenter seized that opportunity and presented the fisherman with a beautifully made coffin.
Fisherman: my friend thanks a lot for your expensive present.
Carpenter: Don't mention it, you deserve more than that! It's only the fault of your children who don't usually die, otherwise coffin would never be a problem!

@ yinkalink. Thank God it's Log that is in my eyes. U don remove the mango tree whey dey your eye?

@ poster! Is that a joke or what? Is it a story?

@ poster! Argh! Am i supposed to laugh?

A Nigerian man wanted to board a plane to the USA. When he was on board the plane, he suddenly brought a candle stick and lit! When the other passengers asked him why he lit the candle. The man replied: I'M LIGHTING THIS CANDLE BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST PHCN!!

A pastor was giving a sermon in the church one sunday, he now ordered for offering. After the offering it was time for the prayers. Lets pray! He says. While the prayer was going on, the pastor was busy picking the money from the offering box. Unfortunately for him, a man opened his eyes and saw the pastor. Wow! The pastor was confused, not knowing what to do, he continued with the prayer saying: BLESSED ARE THOSE THAT SEE BUT DO NOT TALk. the man replied: BUT THEY WILL HAVE THEIR OWN SHARE!

@ Efemena! Come on girl! U can do it! U can get this answer. Oya! Proof your haters wrong!

@ Efemena! Come on girl! U can do it! U can get this answer. Oya! Proof your haters wrong!

@ yinkalink! Abeg don't run from the truth say u no sabi the answer. Speak the truth and it shall set u free. Lol

@ yinkalink! You no want talk the answer abi you no know the answer. Hahaha

@ yinkalink! You no want talk the answer abi you no know the answer. Hahaha

@ iceblue! Hahahaha. Good thinking but sorry oh you are wrong. That is not the answer. Pls try again

Where are the wise ones? Who is gonna unravel this mystery? Lol

@ uchiha! Sorry u gat zero over six. All your answers are wrong.

Na wa oh! See simple question. Guys and gals no fit answer am. Lol