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This Is Why Jesus Second Coming Was Not Revealed. by Gsmxpert(m): 10:53am On Dec 27, 2010
Jesus first coming he announced on tv, radio, newspaper that he was going to come on thursday, all the evil people got ready, planed and got their kobokos ready, immidiatly he landed they flugged him weeped him and crucified him. When he was about to die, a guy asked, bros wait dont die yet, when will u come again, he replied u dey craze, i will come like a thief in the night, una wan get ready again.
Re: This Is Why Jesus Second Coming Was Not Revealed. by eldav(m): 11:00am On Dec 27, 2010
hmmm
Re: This Is Why Jesus Second Coming Was Not Revealed. by eddie30(m): 11:31am On Dec 27, 2010
@ poster! Is that a joke or what? Is it a story?
Re: This Is Why Jesus Second Coming Was Not Revealed. by KDK(m): 11:37am On Dec 27, 2010
angry angry I av never abused any1 on NL but I am pleased to do u dat honour. U are simply a simpleton. End of Discussion
Re: This Is Why Jesus Second Coming Was Not Revealed. by ayusman16(m): 4:00pm On Dec 27, 2010
if na mohammed u talk abt nw dem 4 don carry bomb, cutlass dey butcher ppl. is it because xtianity is a non violence religion? may God 4gv u.
Re: This Is Why Jesus Second Coming Was Not Revealed. by Kunbee: 4:04pm On Dec 27, 2010
So not funny undecided
Re: This Is Why Jesus Second Coming Was Not Revealed. by easyway(m): 6:38pm On Jan 05, 2011
[color=#006600][/color]didn't u know that the injury done by tongue is more painful and untreatable as of the one done by weapons, please ask the elders if you don't know and that is what you are doing(injurying with your tongue) think about it .if you will

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