₦airaland Forum

MissSlimbody:
Eastern or Western Boki?

western

MissSlimbody:
...Not based in Calabar. But I visited calabar severally during the course of my service year.
I served in Boki.

interesting.
I'm from Boki

MissSlimbody:
That's definitely not Calabar...

Kingtom, abi another calabar don dey Cross River

you based in calabar?

marieolae:
When is this competition starting? 2 months of campaigns. Doesn't make sense.

I taya

there is nothing worthwhile to look forward to self.....IMO

elrony:
We should just go n get back CR7 na....

£60m + DDG

lol

great deal iteyu that's exactly what a mourinho would do given the situation

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Oya na!

First seat booked.

Op continue [/color]

no use that big head of yours block me o


I get one story like this too in its early stages8)

ronald4lif:
Okay thanks.

Do you think you have an edge over other contestants and why?.

How would you convince undecided voters to vote for you?.

What made you to study accountancy and what's your definition of success?

this is not the way to ask an interview question. try making it one at a time.

obviously your questions are not well organized and that might not get the best out of him

VictoriaBee:
Dem nur get sense, yet their country is "developed" unlike the cesspit called Nigeria.

that is not even the problem. infrastructural development is on a different level.

what the Op does not understand is that all countries have dumb people. that's given. now why would a sane person want to prove people from another country are dumber than himself with only a single picture of unverified credibility? he is aware of the fact that they are more advanced than we are and he wants to make himself feel better(and also convince a few others) about their superiority in most things

what an unconventional project topic. your friend or yourself-whichever is the owner is going to have a really tough time writing something meaningful or worthwhile on that.


I hope you don't take it the wrong way but realistic is the way to go bro.

sinaj:
I lyk breaking rules

not when it'll get you into trouble with me

Burlah4u2c:
Well, op, not in all cases... My current gf was my neighbour. I asked her out in oct 2014. she didnt give in, not in any way. Later on, she became nice to me, she would offer me food when am fvckin tired after lectures. it was around december when she knew I would be leaving the hostel for another that she agreed to date me. Till now, she is still my gf. AND I CAN MARRY HER! This often happen when a guy is ten times smarter than the girl.

I don't even grasp your point

femzi007:
OP no spoil business for us o -_-

na una dey spoil market for the ladies na

mencade5:
op abeg no let Agatha my neighbour hear this.


Na she dey oil my engine each time my babe travel.

Thanks

see your bend bend life abi?

yorubaboiy:
do not be a press press baby

thanks bro

sinaj:
hhh

Booking spaces on my thread is an offence.

Often, when you date your next door neighbour, it becomes a case of "sharp guy jam easy babe"!

He doesn't have to chase you. you are there for convenient use! He appears nice and cool; studies you, schemes and throws baits at you. Most times, it works. from lending him frying pan to pots etc., you won't know when you start cooking for him! later, you begin to spend nights in his apartment instead of yours, warming his bed like other girls do too.

He knows that you are today's girl! And, one quality today's girl has is "CHEAP". She is very cheap and it is easy for her to spread her legs for different sizes of men, diseases and viruses.

When your neighbour is done tasting and sucking what is left of you, one day, you will come home and find his wedding invitation by your door to your greatest shock.

Oh, so what were you thinking? That he will marry you? Did he have to drive long distance to see you? Did he ever take you out on an expensive date? Did he ever get Ijeoma Ikeagu of White rabbit concepts to bring you a romantic gift? Don't you know he would rather marry the girl he is investing on? Don't you know that you are very cheap and easy to get?

When his mother came to visit him, did he ever introduce you as someone to reckon with? Or, right in front of you, he just told his mother that your name is Loretta and that whatever she wants when he is not around, she should ask you to do it for her?

Did you just say "that's true ooo"? Of course, its true! were you not doing the Same thing with the guy who lived in the same apartment before this one moved in?

So, at what point will you accept that you are an easy to get girl? and that, it doesn't cost much for guys around to play video game with your body, pressing it anyhow?

Who wants to marry a "press-press baby", except a love-vendor? And that's because he wants to use you for business!

Don't be foolish. Don't you know you are more valuable than this? make you dey there until you worwor finish! when them press your body finish, they go troway you as you go don worwor pass souvenir sef.....

Ladies, for your own good, Do not be a press-press baby.

KingTom:
You no well oh

na today you notice



make una keep up the comedy contest o. you and chimerase2 wan keep me for laff here sha ; D

KingTom:
Guy shey you know say I'm oke never pay salary for 3 months! But I hear say Axari dey hire o, I am not sure though just check them N40k

choi! Pele o. hopefully he go pay before he leave white house or una go do fasting make ayade come release the money


which one be axari again sef. me want something like your office assistant to dey help you UnCloth female patients for check up na


I no need am urgently sha, na august/September arrangement.

KingTom:
Boss make we fix date na

sure thing. very soon we go fix am.

but before that, I dey find work o. which one dey your syde for person like me

dechandel:

who dey follow you laff? >;(

KingTom:
Love na bad thing o Albino leave me na

tell am o

you no wan brew me again abi?

dechandel:
I vote Kingtom
Cc Ggrin

Reading through the question and answer session was quite Herculean but at the end it was worth my while because I got to learn new things and see life from five different people's perspective.

I never voted in the elimination stages of this competition but today I think I owe my vote as a patriotic citizen and as a one-time nl politician


I vote Tohpaz. it was difficult trying to find who was deserving of my precious vote but at the end, tohpaz killed the questions. with a beautifully crafted face to compliment her rare intelligence. her being a budding nurse was a plus(I have a thing for cute female doctors and nurses )

so there you have it! tohpaz all the way!

cc: NLjega

KingTom:
OluwaExKiDD I still dey o

na so I see. welldone.

peeparty:
Dem never chi chum chin

from the okpo records workshop

KingTom:
Boss you see wetin happen for rap battles

you still dey alive?

Orijin101:
Hey goat, i waz only telling you to calm ur ass down. . .

why are you so pained? is it because of the 10k ? eayah, sorry dear. . .

BTW, who told you i like you? If you should observe me very well, you will also realize that:
I Never Liked You!
I Don't Like You!!
And I Will Never Like You!!!

why not stop being an orubebe and shut you fvckin fvcks up!

don't get worked up over nothing.