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pls I need d questions too to prepare for d test dis weekend .

prolificeddy@gmail.com
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pls i need it too
prolificeddy@gmail.com
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may her soul rest i perfect peace .

Eddy is my name. I was also posted to plateau but will be leaving from Benin to abj on Sunday b4 camp on Tuesday.hope to meet u guys in camp . TeamEEE#Uniben2013
what's app 07067012108
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Ebonygift: how far is plateau from edo state? I was posted to plateau as well

wow! congrats heard it's about 10hrs drive .I also reside in Edo ' but will be leaving on Sunday to abj first b4 settling in plateau on Tuesday .

holutosin: Posted to Plateau. Any info abt the state will be appreciated.

u are welcom . we are together in d matter .

Victosin09: Same here pally!

I greet u bro. God will see us tru

Raheem2386: FCT oh! (( n I wanted plateau state.

pls can I know why u wanted plateau cos am actually posted to plateau but still contemplating weda to redeploy after 3 weeks camp.

nobletay: EXCEEDING GRACE

STRANGE HEARTS

I just got my call up now .am actually posted to plateau .chai! I never saw it coming ' may God be praise for his strange works .pls I need gud advice from dis house as regard nysc in plateau .

today na d deal day . I know we are all coming back here to share our testimony later today .
In Eddy Murphy's voice 'Good morning my neighbours

Cutekemitola: ok and for movies : go to movievilla.in

Thanks for ur kind gesture.. now I can enjoy some gud movies b4 going to camp .

Cutekemitola: ok lemme start from d one I download online like teen wolf,witches of the east end,suits,vampire diaries,originals....just pik one

could u pls assist me with links to download fis films ?

gudmn to all prolific b14 roommates..
2more days 4 call up. I know aluwa will not leave us stranded .still hoping for pH oooo . however, let God's will prevail.

greetings to all my prolific b14 frds ...
thanks for all d worthwhile info u guys have been sharing here .I am now fully prepared for b14 NYSC .all my stuffs are set for camp .kudos to all good pple here and thanks to Almighty God for his Empowerment. clear road for b14..





.......its our time
I wish u all better posting .....
for dose pple (my neighbours )dat think maybe Eddyrymz no get work by staying at home for a while, Na una eye go sharpen because level don change and na clear matter now.

greetings to all my prolific b14 frds ...
thanks for all d worthwhile info u guys have been sharing here .I am now fully prepared for b14 NYSC .all my stuffs are set for camp .kudos to all good pple here and thanks to Almighty God for his Empowerment. clear road for b14..





.......its our time
I wish u all better posting .....
for dose pple dat think maybe Eddyrymz no get work by staying at home for a while, Na una eye go sharpen because level don change and na clear matter now.

application successful...baba God thank u

thanks @arshavineering...God bless u

pls I want to know if one could apply tru phone cos am kinda far from a PC and printer now . for those who have applied were u ask to print out any slip?

Happy birthday Mandela ..RIP

wow! it's a new day .I believed we slept well .
just need to drop dis for d Reading pleasure of mainly scientists in d house.
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

Still couldn't? Then see below.........

Think hard

Common.............

Tired....?

Wanna know the answer?

Okay........ here is the Answer............

During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! Physics never go wrong....

gudmn peeps.
am so elated dat august 5th is fast approaching. just wanna thank God for keeping us strong and for his unlimited favour we shall all experience all tru our service year .

To our celebrant (Sokarsenal) ...I wish u many more glorious, stress free, wealthy and healthy years. may u flourish like the palm tree and prolific in all ur endeavors. cheers

gudmn to everyone ..
have been trying to catch up with d thread ' but sincerely E no easy oooo. this train is actually levitating above 500km/hr . b4 I read tru previous post I go just see additional 10 pages .una try wella . I rep Team b14 pH by God's grace

It's obvious that the law of KARMA has caught BRAZIL n SPAIN in 2014 WC..
Hence, All our Enemies must collect dis year2014 and we shall surmount all our challenges dis year to get a Testimony. Amen

wow! nairaland is back . ...team B14 is strong, better and unstoppable. shout out to everyone in d rum

@kavey10
I actually went to skul because of d false calendar on circulation. i promise to come back here with useful info 'but av left skul now

Feraz: Heard so too...this is a snapshot I was sent ... Whichever, I'll resume next year...

I wonder what u pple gain from deceiving others.
ITV never said Uniben pull out of ASUU. dey only said lecturers are to resume 3rd in accordance with FG directives and dat dey shud sign d attendant register at d various dean's office .as for d above skul calendar, is a false one cos I personally visited John Harris library and dere was no such calendar .D only notice dere was dat of prof. Iyayi's burial .I also confirm dis fake skul calendar at an HOD's office .
The fact is dat Uniben ASUU is currently holding a meeting .And from all indication dey might pull out. pls let's Wait for the outcome of dis meeting instead of spreading fabricated stories.
as for d lecturers dey are fully prepared to start work . one of my course lecturer told me dis .dat dey are tired of d strike

we definitely going to miss Paul Walker .may his so rest in peace .some times I wonder why good things come to an end ' but thank God for his deeds .Team fast and furious

moses was a big flop in today's match .it is imperative to bring back leader odewingie back to dis team if we really want to fly in Brazil 2014
keshi shud do d needful ...kudos to supper eagles .God bless Nigeria