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haha funy

Cry of a virgin, when stimulation of the penis

E de pain you: yes
Make I commut am: no I go manage am so.

Neither I nor come understand again ooh, e de pain abi he de sweet?

What baffles me must is that you will see blood becos the pussy is tight how come de enjoyed it? Hahaha


Please he me.

One guy say the sweet of stimulation na 70/30 sweet.

The girl enjoyed it must. Becos the girl is 70% sweet
And guys na 30% sweet.

If na so watin we guys come de enjoy for inside. please make una let me know.

When Christian and Muslim get war,

Muslim de kill Christian, Christian de kill Muslim

So any body when catch each other them de kill am.

Some Christian guys come catch one Muslim guy for Lagos.

The Muslim guy come de cry say I be Christian ooh please don’t kill me.

Na them cam ask are say, ok if you be Christian say Our Lord Prayer.

The Muslim guy says, In the name of the Father and of he’s son and him Mama.

Na him one guy say kill am na Muslim, the Muslim guy say please allah wa liee taliee I be Christian

Hahah

When federal ministry of health warned that smoking is dangerous to health na old old men de smoke, but now when federal ministry of health warned that smokers are liable to die young, come see where small small boys de smoke.

I de one bar oneday de cool myself with big Heineken bottle beer, one small boy of 14yrs old just enter the bar, he say give me cigar them say which cigar he say Benson.

Them come give m the old one when them write federal ministry of health warned that smoking is dangerous to health, the boy just read am he say no. give me the one when them write federal ministry of health warned that smokers are liable to die young.

Haha I come surprise, as he smoke am finish he say abeg give me more make I die quickly I don tire for this life.

E get one guy when he send him girlfriend make she help am buy cigar.

When the girl go buy the cigar some guys when de smoke morocco come catch the girl, them come carry the cigar from the girl hand, the girl come go report to him boyfriend say some guys don carry the cigar from am.

Na him The boy say for watin nah, make we go meet them, na the girl say ok make we go there, as them reach there.

She come point the darkness for the guy say na that place the guys enter

And does guy de smoke morocco them eye don red, as the boy enter the darckness does guys just catch the boy them beat nonsense come out from the boy head, The boy come feint, na there them come deep the boy inside drum of water, all the boy body come sock for water and sweat na there de come leave the boy.

As the boy run come out from the darckness na him girlfriend ask am who sock you with water? Na en the boy say the rain nor fall reach here,  if you see the heavy rain when they fall for that darckness en you go surprise.

Make we de go house.

Hahahaha

Keep it up.

Okay romade

next time i will write joke with broken english.