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Jokes EtcRoom Of A Thousand Laughs (owned By Edogram) by edogram(op): 3:26pm On Feb 26, 2009
Joke of the day. Topic (OBJ AND GORGE BUSH)

OBJ AND GORGE BUSH went to trade faired, Obj was selling banana while bush was holding a monkey, after about some few hours, Obj told gorge Bush to look after he’s banana why he’s going to the toilet.

After OBJ left, Bush told the monkey to eat up the banana, when OBJ is back here is what happen.


Obj: Where is my banana?
Bush: ask your brother the monkey…

Hahha

Ninja nor de carry last. Look watin OBJ do.

Obj: I see a box full with US Dollars inside that toilet
Bush: what do you mean? box of dollars inside that toilet, give me this strieght
Obj: yes, go an check it your safe
Bush: ok please help me hold this monkey let me go an check the dollars

After bush left the monkey with Obj, Obj quickly kill the monkey, when Bush comes back, look what happen.

Bush: why did you kill my monkey?
Obj: please stay out of this, we are brothers, so none of your business, this is family matter.

Ahhaha

This tread is for only laughing poster and joke poster,  okay.
let me know if you enjoyed this joke.

Please if you have any joke please post on my tread because I will post more on this thread.  Please keep coming back to this thread everyday, cos you will die for laugh[b] (sorry die is joking please dont take it serious) [/b]
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by edogram(m): 1:29pm On Feb 26, 2009
Fucck you is really funny, don’t you think this guy is crazy?

I’m sure he don’t have sister
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by edogram(m): 1:21pm On Feb 26, 2009
I have many bad day.

But I will like to mention one,

I bought a Nigerian used car passat 2.0. for about 700,000

Since I buy that car na so so wahalo, morning till night na mechanic workshob I de stay and spent amount 250,000 for the car yet the car nor still work for me.

So I sell this car just for 250,000.

Painful thing is my life
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Broken Anybody's Heart? by edogram(m): 12:25pm On Feb 26, 2009
Member "Bleep You"
Chicks Mouth!
Posts: 15


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The question shouldnt be have you broken anyone's heart but more like have you derived so much joy and pleasure from destroying one's emotional life?

Well the answer is yes yes yes

I always try to make the latest one more pleasurable and enjoyable than the last breakup!

One of my exs actually drank millions reagent some form of chemical poisionous liquid after i dumped her to commit suicide! Instead of pity, i laughed my butt of and secretly hoped she succeed so that her miserable whinnings and complains would end once and for all! Stupid doctors that saved
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YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY, I LAUGH AT READING YOU POST.


I HAVE NEVER BROKEN ANY ONE HEART.
RomanceRe: Who Do You Prefer - Foreign Or Naija Lady? by edogram(m): 8:16am On Feb 26, 2009
White girl will like u for whom u r. not anything more but they like to cheat.
White girls will Bleep all your friends that is common with them, they don’t regect dick at all. They like guys that can Bleep 3-4times a day, they have make my friend sick with fucking. I just ignore must of them and I hate them for that.

For wife I prefer Nigeria
RomanceRe: Re: How Does It Feel Dating A Disvirgined Girlfriend by edogram(m): 6:21am On Feb 26, 2009
haha.

feel good. but if only she is pretty.

i love to disvirgine a girl,

but i have not tried or test virgine before.

i will test it now,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneI Need A Nigeria Girl Between 18 To 22 To Hook Up With Me Online Chat by edogram(op): 6:11am On Feb 26, 2009
I need a Nigeria girl to hit me up online on yahoo chat

Hit me up on hotcuteneatguy09@yahoo.com

Thanks
PropertiesRe: I Need An Estimate For A Bungalow Storey Building With 6 Master’s Bed Rooms by edogram(op): 1:34pm On Feb 09, 2009
who is the consulter?

and whom to pay.

but i wonder why i will pay for this.
PropertiesRe: Hurry Up And Paid For This Good Land In Abuja. by edogram(m): 7:04pm On Feb 07, 2009
Please make it clear…

What is the land Length and Breath?

And how much is the price?

If possible picture of this land is needed.

I may be interested

Thanks and await for your response to this.
PropertiesI Need An Estimate For A Bungalow Storey Building With 6 Master’s Bed Rooms by edogram(op): 4:31pm On Feb 07, 2009
I leave abroad; I need an estimate for a bungalow storey building with 6 master’s bed rooms,

3bed room up steps and
3bedrom down steps
1 Kitchen down steps and 1 Kitchen up steps
Step case from pallor to up step pallor will be neat.
The two pallor will have is own toilet.
Boil hole with two tanks
Fence and gate with gateman room,

Each room should be wired with about 12 celli’s
Toilet and bathroom of each should be wired too.

Can someone tell me the total cost of this budget and also calculate the sand granite rod and cement


and also send details to my tony30brown@yahoo.co.uk
AutosRe: Tokunbo Golf 4 Registered In Nigeria For Sale See Pic Inside by edogram(m): 3:55pm On Feb 06, 2009
sorry the car is used in nigeria. i just read ur comment again

why are u salling this car.

what are thee disadvatage and i will pay 500k only
AutosRe: Tokunbo Golf 4 Registered In Nigeria For Sale See Pic Inside by edogram(m): 3:52pm On Feb 06, 2009
is this car used in nigeria?

need more photos,.

will pay 600k cash.

let me know and also contact me on tony30brown@yahoo.co.uk
AutosRe: Cleam Toyota Camry 1997/1998 For 1.1 Million Naiira by edogram(m): 3:04pm On Feb 06, 2009
I will pay 750k for this car.

were are you located?

please contact me through tony30brown@yahoo.co.uk

i hope this car is not use in nigeria?

if you post my photos of this car and the full option it will be better
AutosRe: Toyota Camry 2003 - Like New. Be The First To Register It In Naija by edogram(m): 2:42pm On Feb 06, 2009
i will like to dusscus more and price this car. please saller should contact me on tony30brown@yahoo.co.uk


Cheers to see ur contact.
AutosRe: 2007 TOYOTA CAMRY LE N2.99M (SOLD SOLD SOLD) by edogram(m): 7:11am On Jan 29, 2009
I luv this car.

but the price is really high.


this car is no longer tokumbor.

is already used in nigeria.

so i will pay 1.5million cash for this car.

if intereted contact me.
AutosRe: Honda Accord 2006/2007 Model Needed by edogram(m): 7:30pm On Jan 28, 2009
do u have 2003 toyota Camry.

how much is that.

give details
AutosRe: Toyota Avalon Touring 2005: by edogram(m): 7:15pm On Jan 28, 2009
how much is this car?

and where is this located

give details
AdvertsNigerain Use Car. Passat 2.0 by edogram(op): 7:59pm On Nov 26, 2008
I’m selling my car, 2.0 Passat still clean.
For a very cheaper price pls contact me for discussion,

I leave at Benin City; real buyers should contact me for pic of this car
omotula.love@yahoo.co.uk
PhonesRe: Free Pc/laptop Internet Browsing- Glo Only by edogram(m): 11:13am On Jul 04, 2008
does this Glo browsing subscriber really free.?


i don't think so.


And i got Motorola l7 GPRS configured to my laptop through USB.


i just need a free subscribe Sim to brows with my laptop.

If any would can help, i will greatly appreciate.

Thanks cool
CrimeRe: Efcc Storms Benin And Yahoo Boys Jump From Roof Tops! by edogram(m): 7:07pm On Apr 06, 2008
The EFCC should go find the CRIME POLITICIAN (MINISTER) before coming after the Yahoo Boys
They are just trying to punish this boys, may almighty God help those boys that was cute and
i pray that they will be release as soon as possible.
AutosRe: Honda Babyboy(2000/01) And 2003 Toyota Corolla by edogram(m): 4:32pm On Dec 24, 2007
Need a clean benz190 used in Nigeria with Factory fitted a/c ladder seat,  and lot more, with a nice price any body got to sale or know who to sale message I leave at Benin city Edo Start Nigeria.
PhonesRe: Mtn Gprs ? Or My Gprs ? by edogram(m): 3:59pm On Dec 24, 2007
i wana buy used clean Toyota Camry Factory fitted a/c ladder seat,  and lot more, with a nice price any body got to sale or who know whom to sale message me

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