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SEE YOUR RESPECTIVE NAMES FOR THE QUARTER FINAL FIXTURES:

SHARN06 VS TECKZILLA TECKZILLA WINS
JAYON VS SPOTTIE SPOTTIE WINS
DEJILEGS VS DR HYDRO DEJILEGS WINS
FLOWSHOW VS EMMYZWON FLOWSHOW WINS
BOLAJIBAOK VS WORLDBEST WORLDBEST WINS
YOUNG DIGI VS GANJAMIND YOUNG DIGI WINS
RAVENZORD VS LOUDSPEEKA BOTH DIDNT SHOW UP
PASSWORDED VS JOO CHET PASSWORDED WINS

SINCE 7 CONTESTANTS WON THEIR SECOND ROUND MATCHES CONVINCINGLY,
AND WE NEED 8 CONTESTANTS FOR A COMPLETE QUARTER FINAL FIXTURE
AND RAVENZORD VS LOUDSPEEKA BOTH DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THEIR SECOND ROUND MATCHES
THERE WILL BE A MYSTERY MATCH INVOLVING THE BEST 4 FINISHERS TO
TO DECIDE THE LAST ENTRY FOR THE EIGHT QUARTER FINAL SLOT

QUARTER FINALS FIXTURES:
1. SPOTTIE VS DEJILEGS
2. TECKZILLA VS YOUNG DIGI
3. PASSWORDED VS WORLDBEST
4. FLOWSHOW VS WINNER OF MYSTERY MATCH

PLS TAKE NOTE -
THE LAST QUARTER FINAL SLOT MATCH- BEST FINISHERS IS A MYSTERY MATCH
MATCH A JAYON VS GANJAMIND
MATCH B EMMYZWON VS BOLAJIBAOK

WINNER OF MATCH A VS WINNER OF MATCH B FACES FLOWSHOW IN THE QUARTER FINALS

JAYON, BOLAJIBAOK, EMMYSWON, AND GANJAMIND HAVE JUST 2 FULL DAYS TO BATTLE FOR THE EMPTY SPOT,
WHICH I WILL JUDGE IMMEDIATELY EACH BATTLE IS COMPLETED
AFTER THAT THE WINNER GOES ON TO FACE FLOWSHOW IMMEDIATELY IN THE LAST QAURTER FINALS MATCH
BEST OF LUCK. CONTESTANTS, I BELIEVE THE MEN HAVE BEEN SEPARATED FROM THE BOYS
HOPE THE BEST BATTLE RAPPERS WINS THE WORLD CUP .GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

JUDGE EDOSIO

SECOND ROUND RESULTS ARE OUT NOW. THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

SHARN06 VS TECKZILLA

SHARN06
punchlines -1 godzilla, better stay in your cage
because i'm bout ta wage war now
on ya
& u don't wan taste ma rage
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 You take a piece
I take the cake
I'll shatter you to pieces,
teck-zill-a, I pull ma stunts to burn
Hey wrecked-gill-man,fish, u still got a lot-a learn!
rhymes-7 CAGE,RAGE,RANGE,DERANGED,FAME SHAME,ONE DONE,FOOL COOL,FAME SHAME.ONE DONE

JUDGES COMMENT- GOOD RHYMES BUT LITTLE PUNCHLINES
NEEDS IMPROVEMENT ON HARD CONTENTS AND WORDS THAT PUNCH

TOTAL -10

TECKZILLA
punchlines -7 see the writing's on the wall,I just aim and shoot
u couldnt kick game if your studying kung-fu
just because u got tits and prolly a little ass
doesnt mean u aint going to feel the sting of my blast
sharn- o 6, she rhymes? no shit!
her verse? all i see is a chicken throwing fits
and a senTence wiThouT you ainT compleTe?
lets hear you say that line above without using the T
so drop the mic,u better off playing with a barbie doll
and when peeps hear u battled the teck,they be like LOL
since you hardcore like porn,might be the cat that would be eating ya
concerning rap,you'r wanking, your the only one feeling yourself
and to the other GURL,who said I aint posted nuffin
all she gets is the middle, lets see you say something, , FutherMucka
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 and a senTence wiThouT you ainT compleTe?
lets hear you say that line above without using the T
rhymes-2 COMPLETE,T,FAME,FRAME

TOTAL -11

TECKZILLA WINS

JUDGES COMMENT, WEAK CONTENT,WEAK VENOM,PUNCHLINES COULD BE BETTER

EMMYSWON VS FLOWSHOW

EMMYSWON
punchlines - 1 Mr. Flowshow, u go too slow
got me thinkin this is a no show
delivery -0
metaphors-1 It's worse than hell, even Satan is on his knees
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 Ever heard of emmyzwon?
I mean Emmy - haz - won
rhymes-3 BLEED KNEES SEED BUNDLE PUZZLE TURN SUN

TOTAL-6
EMMYZWON-GOOD TRY BUT NEED A POWER FILLED CONTENT,USES RHYMES ONLY.
NO PUNCHLINES ,METAS ETC

FLOWSHOW
punchlines -6 djhills u said this emmyswon guy is a girl? right? homo or lesbo ?
flowshows as violent as a military armoury,
i exhume ya teeths with punchlines sicker than a practising dentistry
emmyswon has won ,grammatical error, emmyzwon has just lost the emmy awards
flowshowing unseen battle artistry,my wet dreams impregnates this bittch in real life scenarios
emmy aint a nairaland patroit ,
even with a free nigerian anthem she couldnt sing the bleeping pledge
going first against flowshow like mts first wireless,
your rhymes will stand motionless like reltel wire-less
emmyzwon embarked on a suicide mission , i send her out in exile like an european foreign mission
delivery -2
metaphors- 2eff war bullets ,my flowshowing ballistic missiles hits emmyzwon at twice the velocity
a true planetary body, flowshow is a star like venus in jupiter
one two liners-0
wordsplay-3 flowshowing vernaculars, i capture emmy in my verbal binoculars
flowshows coming vulgar like my mama's dialectical mother tongues
my flowshows are diabolically fetish, like shina peters i battle with afro juju
a bigtime terrorist like adolf hitler, i hit niggas lifeless like bret call me da hitman hart
i forcefully squeeze out emmyswon heart and breath like bret tha hitman heart

rhymes-5 ARMOURY DENTISTRY,VELOCITY,diversities, viscousities,ACAPELLAS,MOZARELLAS
VERNACULAR BINOCULAR,MTS 1ST W1RELESS RELTEL WIRELESS

TOTAL-16

FLOWSHOW WINS

JUDGES COMMENT-POWERFUL CONTENT,INTIMIDATING SPITTING.OK PUNCHLINES

YOUNG DIGI VS GANJAMIND

GANJAMIND
punchlines -1 when im done witcha u'll b mo sorry than akon
so u gotta try harder dan bone thugs to stay on
delivery -1
metaphors-3 lyrically devour em no mortal is defeatless
burnin your lungs wit so much heat on your chest
i blaize like d furnace got u meltin like cream
young digi or young *** don't want to b messin wit my team
i reign supreme aint gotta Bleep for tracks to gain recognition
been blaizin in shitta before blaize made a definition
one two liners-0
wordsplay-3 mi blood too strong i don't mean its thickness
iller dan ill,lyrically mi a choke this young cat to death
if lyrics be lyfe mi a get nuff to give d dead breath
because this battle is mine by lyrical conquest
im d war in d east the beast of the west
rhymes-5 DEATH,BREATH, MOVIE ,GROUPIE,EAST BEAST WEST,CREAM TEAM
RECOGNITION DEFINITION

JUDGES COMMENT-CONTENT NOT DESTRUCTIVE ENOUGH.WEAK PUNCHLINES

TOTAL-13

YOUNG DIGI
punchlines -7
duke if u from nigeria yar'adua must be ashamed of u/
if nairaland server crashes everyone should be blaming u
for such pathetic efforts your pops should be taming u/
ganjamind??, fire burn whoeva gave that name to u/
i'll rip this bitch faster than shonekan's reign as president
and i should slap u and whoeva provide ya ganja/
i never seen so much guntalk by a cyber-gangsta/
stupid slowpoke while u say u the beast from the west,
i gotch your sis in a S class beast gettin wet/
even on tollfree numbers dude cudnt get through a hot line/
u a collector's item cus suckas like u are hard to find/
well i guess that is waht it takes to have a ganja mind/
wrap it up
delivery -1
metaphors-1 before my super eagle leave 10 in your shirt like okocha
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 as u see me so, like 2face look me as your brother/
before my super eagle leave 10 in your shirt like okocha/
rhymes-6 BLAMING TAMING, KIDDIN THINKIN,PESTILENCE,PRESIDENT,GANJA ,GANGSTA
WEST WET,TIME LINE

TOTAL -16

VERY CLOSE BATTLE BUT YOUNG DIGI WINS

JUDGES COMMENT : duke if u from nigeria yar'adua must be ashamed of u/
if nairaland server crashes everyone should be blaming u

FIRST TWO LINES OF THIS LOOKS LIKE A 106 N PARK REFINED JINS LINE TO ME, BUT
BUT WITH THE NIGERIAN CREATIVITY IN IT HE STILL DESERVES THE POINT

ON THE OVERALL EXTREMELY GREAT WORK DONE ON RAP CONTENT,
VERY STRONG CREATIVITY AND PUNCHLINE POWER


SPOTTIE VS JAYON

SPOTTIE

punchlines -9 I NO B HEN BUT AMA TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHICK
You ARE NOT CONSIDERED HUMAN
You IS AN ANT- JAYON
D TYPE OF WEAPON I USE ON You PEST IS A BAYGON
SHE B LIKE 'I NEVA KNEW MY BOYFRIEND WAS AS WACK AS IDRIS ABDULKAREEM
TRYING 2 RAP BATTLE LIL WAYNE'
I AINT CHAMILLIONAIRE BUT LIKE WASTE TRUCK DRIVERS CATCH ME RYDIN DIRTY
IF You WAS THAT COMPTON- X-GUNIT RAPPER
I THROW SALIVA ON You
AND TELL UR SHORTIE THAT I SPIT GAME
I KIDNAP You & GIVE YOUR FAMILY 30MINS 2 PAY D RANSOME LIKE DR KUTI
DUDES THAT I AV BATTLED CALL ME CURIOUSITY COZ I KILL You CAT
LOOK You NO GET TEETH BUT NA You WAN BACKBITE?
I BRING DARKNESS 2 YOUR HOOD ALL TIME
SO I WONDA HOW You WANNA MAKE HAY WHERE THERE IS NO SUNSHINE
delivery -1
metaphors-1 I NO DEY FEAR FACE, NA You I DEY LOOK
You DEY FEEL PAIN 4 BODY COS MY EYE DEY CHOOK
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 I KIDNAP You & GIVE YOUR FAMILY 30MINS 2 PAY D RANSOME LIKE DR KUTI
rhymes-7 JAYON BAYGON,MEEK CHICK,LOOK CHOOK,INSANE,LIL WAYNE FLIRTY DIRTY,SCREAM,KAREEM
DUTY,KUTI

TOTAL-19

JUDGES COMMENT-BEST OVERALL PUNCHLINES SO FAR, ALMOST EACH LINE WAS A PUNCH
NEEDS TO WORK ON DELIVERY AND RAP STRUCTURE.PUNCHLINES ARE VERY VERY GOOD

JAYON
punchlines -3 Disconnect a boy like a damn change number
Uhhh, hang up and try again
I kill ya, wake ya up, and make you die again
Bang! Die bitch nigga die I hope you bleed a lake
I'ma play x-ray, helpin' y'all see the fake DJ HILLS(SPOTTIE)
delivery -2
metaphors- 1 They got a whole lot to say but I don't listen
Call me automatic Jayon bitch I keep spittin', pow
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 I'm just tryin' to be the great, tryin' to get a piece of cake
Take it offa your plate, eat it right in your face

rhymes-4 respect it,disrespectin'Spottie,dredie ,GROUP E,GREAT,CAKE ,FACE

JUDGES COMMENT-CONTENT AND BATTLE HUNGER LACKING.
BUT HAS GREAT PRESENTATION BUT WEAK PUNCHLINE POWER.NEEDS TO WORK HARDER

TOTAL-11

SPOTTIE WINS

DEJILEGS VS DR HYDRO

DEJILEGS
punchlines 8-so she asked - gene-gene, are u in-in?, because' i feel no thing-thing
so all u got is balls-balls with not real tin
men, i feel your pain-pain but i aint no T-pain
so she asked - gene-gene, are u in-in?, because' i feel no thing-thing
so all u got is balls-balls with not real tin
men, i feel your pain-pain but i aint no T-pain
now i can't even find u, ooh God i evaporated u
now what am i going to tell d judge!
Edioso, heard u ar d mafioso
i jus got hydro hydrolysied, d analysis is stil electrolysis
yea hydrogen- its jus an element wit no taste, no smell, no colour. he's a gas n d lightest substance known
so thats who i was to battle with?
oh shit, - he surely was a misfit, wonder ow he got his feet into this fleet
so so Edioso, i actually asked him about 'ayo'
only he didn't know, that,
its a game n its a name, its my name and its my game, its called the RAP GAME
delivery -2
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 its a game n its a name, its my name and its my game, its called the RAP GAME
rhymes-10
TIN TIN,THIN THIN,FIN FIN,T-PAIN,PAIN TRAIN,HOME ROME, COLISEUM ,MUSEUM
HYDROLYTE ELCTROLYTE,LIGHT,MC LYTE,RIGHT,SHIT ,MISFEET, FEET FLEET

JUDGES COMMENT-BEST RHYMES AND DELIVERY,BATTLE VERSE TOLD A STORY WITH GOOD CONTENTS

TOTAL-20

DR HYDRO

punchlines -4 I'm throwing out the wicked like God did the devil,
i just can't find your legz again
my dogs so hungry!!! 2day they feed on your leg
you brag about your leg
i see you!! trekking everyday
you beta just mellow, i see you laying low like a donkey
hydrolyte my ass,Ooh, boy, your breath is SO harsh,
cover your mouth up like you've got SA RS."
if they found you dead please judge push the blame on me
i am guilty for the crime, i need some poetic justice
you got infected with a virus, know i am so dangerous
so you beta stay dead, we don,t need you any more
delivery -1
metaphors-1 I'm sweet like licorice, dangerous like syphilis."
"Me without a Mic is like a beat without a snare,
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-3 MASTER POSTER,MELLOW DONKEY,PASTOR DOCTOR

TOTAL-9

JUDGES COMMENT CONTENT NOT STRONG, LACKED STRONG PUNCHLINES
UNLIKE A RAP BATTLE MORE LIKE A REPORT.NEEDS MORE WORK

DEJILEGS WINS


JOO CHET VS PASSWORDED

JOO CHET

punchlines -1 derelicts who bring beef, I know heavy-weights who fix teeth
you are that toothless dog who is still learning to rhyme
delivery -
metaphors-
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-3 DICTIONARY CAUTIONARY, HATE ,IT, IT ,TEETH

TOTAL-4

JUDGES COMMENT- VERY POOR CONTENT,MORE LIKE A TALK NOT A BATTLE.
NO BATTLE PUNCHES THROWN, WEAK VERSE TO BE CONSIDERED A GOOD BATTLE

PASSWORDED
punchlines -8 punches hit your temple hard nigga your so doomed.
rap was ma jones when u were still a sperm swimming towards an ovum
barely read your diss verse with d fake hatin and all
of course your rhymes are like shot clocks they're associated with balls
d only time im really crushed on is when your chic sees me
im safer than your chic even after u have sex with her
u shoot blanks, her pregnancy was from the maths lecturer
your flows just don't go like texts msgs on christmas day
burial is like lego to you, kid, u should make arrangements,
eatin' all these wack emcees is really startin to make my tummy run
delivery -2
metaphors-2 crush me that is fantasy like what pixies be
whoop u red from blue i'm acidic in a litmus way
one two liners-1 me battling u?, nah im literally bullying u,
stay off rap, you're empty, who are those fooling u?
i drop punchlines, like i spit newspaper statements,
wordsplay-1 i be (bee) dope, rap is where i get ma honey from
rhymes-4 TRANSFORMING GROUNDSTORMING,REPRESSION ,DEPRESSION ,MAY ,DAY,STATEMENT ARRANGEMENT

TOTAL -18

PASSWORDED WINS

JUDGES COMMENT- VERY STRONG CONTENT ,GREAT METAPHORS,PUNCHLINES VERY OK ,HIGHLY COMMENDABLE
WHATEVER U SAY CAN AND WOULD BE USED AGAINST YOU KINDA BATTLE STYLE.
ON THE OVERALL VERY BRILLANT.PASSWORDED


worldbest vs bolajibaok

bolajibaok
punchlines- 3 see this insect /worldbest you is a dead bug /like 2pac without his bullet proof vest/
you is a doll-lard like barbie i smack n Bleep your dull ass like smack dvds/
even if i was an interest rate /you is like a lost profit/ no venture no gains/
like cinder the killer instinct combo breaker i break turn tables on ya delapitated forehead
worldbest u want to offer me bribes, puff puff is a snack i don't eat,call in da efcc
delivery -2
metaphors-2 am like da guiness world records/ my new battle record is set to be the best/
worldbest will fall from the best to the worst \ like a two seconds test
like the west coast rapper game/ my rap game is a natural disaster/
much bigger than an earthquake /just like katrina my game is simply hurricane/
like puffy combs ,my hair is combed up like a kombi bus am ruder than an eko bus conductor
i am an undisputed boxing champion /my uppercuts cuts up to bring your expected downfall
one two liners-0
wordsplay-13 my style is dipset/ like camron/i am deeply upset/worldbest is evicted/ nigga get set/
like modenine i swallow the entire 'world empire' like an omo ibo's garri modo
like an islamic sect,i am like zamfara i come at u like da wicked sharia sect/
am like an electric current,my currency bring so much electric nepa rates/
my short change u simply cannot exchange/mic check one -two /nigga check the changes/
a true rap wrestler/ like bam-bam u can call me big and low/
my rap style is delicious like big-lo i am bigger than bam-bam bigelow/
a true nintendo game player, like da hurricane game, my pad plays the best rap game/
like a cat i destroy this female rat' like trina u can call me da conceited catrina /
like spottie i am a rap general ,i turn tables with skills like a dj breakin dining tables
i take turns nigga/ u will think i was tina turner, i am simply the best
am a true player nigga ,my wordsplay swallows you like metaphorical hits/
dinocrisis like a dinosaur/ u can nickname me a play-eater (playerhitter)(playahater)/
fierce battler like tony da tiger/ i spit venoms iller than sagat with tiger uppercuts
worldbest i am a racist rap tactician like westerhof, i am a black witchdoctor/
my advice to u are technical, like teckzilla am similar to a technical adviser
at worldbest i am like a scarecrow/i crow loud at him like a croaking cockerel/
with my little cock,i don't have to Bleep your hermaphrodiac ass too hard
like a pleasant peacock my last exit lines are always so colorful and proud/
with simple wordsplays i evict worldbest like a grandmaster move from an unexpected scrabble premium

rhymes-9 DIPSET UPSET,WORLDBEST,GET SET.NINE MODES MODULE,MODENINE,DOLL,DULL,DULLARD,BEST TEST
SERVING,SEVEN BIG AND LOW,BIGELOW,

TOTAL-29

JUDGES COMMENT-THE LONGEST AND BEST WORDSPLAY SO FAR, STRUCTURE, CONTENT, DELIVERY
VERY GOOD BUT NEEDS TO IMPROVE ON PUNCHLINES


worldbest

punchlines -14 This is the nairaland award 4 d best G~A~Y rappper
Bolaji son of the lunatic lord of fuji
i thought u had the lyric enhancement
dint know this punkass was seekin for d*ick enlargement
I'm way 2 advance for ya local league
if i come down to your level,nigga i'l make ya bleed
ma ish so ill,can make you thinner than tyra banks
mi style so gangster can smoke you out like i was lloyd banks
They call me the radioactive man cus i give free cancer
tell me where u want em,i'll send it quicker than an alien laser
This kid so dull told him he was a wacknigger cus he lack rap VITAMIN
thot his cure was a drug men he bought ASTYMIN
u a joke,semifinal?Doug u just a dreamer,Like naija vision 20~20 without action
i clamp your wings wit ma lyrical clips
roast u wit d flames from ma glock nd sell ya out like you was chicken and chips
Hommies hav u heard?Fifty said he the nu money cus he came out with nu class,
bj says his the greatest homo cus he came out wit double dic*ks
worldbest the punchline warhead,i trained the ghost rider
Bleep wit me ma main man,i'l tear you like a gaint spider
see ya won spottie wit quantity
I'l make your bone naked wit my lyrical quality
Am an allie of darkness,an enemy of your sickness
ma next mission is to eliminate BJ king of wackness
Retarded thug!Have brought war to your door step,like i was heculis of troy
i can hear your mama cryin please don't hurt my boy
Mouth Action(B.J) bumpin beta start runnin smash your dreams gay
son of a high class hallot
thot she had a son,never nu she produced an Alien Maggot
Gaylord,Gaydog,bout time u went straight
even if i gave u beyouncè u wuldnt know how to mate
The host of d tourney,the toast of all gays
i'l beat ya to stupor
like today was End of the Days
Now 4 d FINISHING ma words are more than Noob Saibot's brutality,
think am a walkover,sorry doug,its ma takeover
Stop consoling yourself cus all ya hear is !!!GAMEOVER!!!

delivery -2
metaphors-4 havent heard,i made your chick Hot like i was in the breast of her chest
one two liners-worldbest® d best of the best
I drop death bars,i reck them weak emcees
Spit sexy flows,shorties listen with their hands in their G-Strings
You are already a condemned Nairalander,
lyrical medical analysis proved u've bin over dissed
Thats why ya complained that your dic*k can piss

wordsplay-2 WARNING!!! Nigga am here to kill
Am iller than da HIV virus
Just a word of please i can cure your LYRICAL minus
skills-z-zzzz doug u aint up to me
ya girl is a weenie,i got her tit flinged
when i was done wit her she was stil yelling drift king
rhymes-10 FUJI,JUMANJI.LEAGUE BLEED,TYRA BANKS ,LLOYD BANKS.VITAMIN,ASTYMIN.ACTION FUSION
RIDER SPIDER,DOLLAR FATHER,SOLDIER,KNIFE DIVE,CASTRATED,TERMINATED.TROY BOY
GAMALIN 20 FEMI KUTI,VAMPIRE THURAYA,THICKER ZIPPER

TOTAL 32

JUDGES COMMENT -UNBELIEVABLE PUNCHLINES AND RHYMING DELIVERIES.100% PUNCHLINE CERTIFIED.
THUMBS UP.EACH LINE WAS MORE LIKE MIKE TYSONS UPPERCUT, MOST BRILLIANT PUNCHLINER SO FAR
NOW AM REST ASSURED YOU ARE THE PUNCHLINE WARHEAD, WORLDBEST KEEP THE PUNCHLINES BLAZING HOT
AM VERY VERY IMPRESSED BEYOND EXPECTED REASONABLE DOUBTS
VERY FIERCE BATTLE.THE BEST BATTLE SO FAR BUT WORLDBEST WINS IT

WORLDBEST WINS

@ everyone
i am so sorry this has taken so long.
forgive me.
i ll post results in the next 30mins.
cheers

@EVERYONE
i actually think i did a pretty good job judging all u battle heads.
now if anyone really has a problem with my judgement pls underline the problem and step up to me politely and let us reason 2gether like adults.
cheers.

@EVERYONE
i actually think i did a pretty good job judging all u battle heads.
now if anyone really has a problem with my judgement pls underline the problem and step up to me politely and let us reason 2gether like adults.
cheers.

u guys were expecting quarter finals .not so fast  i got the 2ND round
THE 1ST AND 2ND IN EACH GROUP qualify for the 2ND ROUND
best losers ARE- passworded, joo chet,young digi, and LOUDSPEEKA
THESE 4 ALSO QUALIFY FOR THE 2ND ROUND

SECOND ROUND PAIRINGS ARE :

SHARN06 VS TECKZILLA
JAYON VS SPOTTIE
DEJILEGS VS DR HYDRO
FLOWSHOW VS EMMYZWON
BOLAJIBAOK VS WORLDBEST
YOUNG DIGI VS GANJAMIND
RAVENZORD VS LOUDSPEEKA 
PASSWORDED VS JOO CHET

let the 2nd round battle begin, this will be straight knockouts

GROUP STANDINGS :

GROUP A
1ST RAVENZORD
2ND WORLDBEST
3RD EHIE007
4TH SNUGLE

GROUP B
1ST FLOWSHOW
2ND GANGAMIND
3RD AJADRAGE
4TH KRAZIE-D

GROUP C
1st DR HYDRO
2nd SHARN06
3rd YOUNG DIGI
4th NEDU4SHORT

GROUP D
1st TECKZILLA
2nd EMMYZWON
3rd MDSOCKS
4th SHADOUGH

GROUP E
1st JAYON
2nd DEJILEGS
3rd JOOCHET
4th DREDIE

GROUP F
1st BOLAJIBAOK
2nd SPOTTIE
3rd PASSWORDED
4th LOUDSPEEKA

@HI EVERYONE HERE ARE THE GROUP RESULTS OF NAIRALAND WORLD CUP 2007 FINALS,
I AM CHOOSING 4 BEST LOSER SO STANDBY FOR THE SECOND ROUND FIXTURES
BEFORE THE QUARTER FINAL FIXTURES LIKE U ALL ANTICIPATED
MY JUDGEMENT CRITERIAS ARE STRICT.I WONT ENTERTAIN ANY COMPLAINTS
I AM JUDGE EDOSIO AND MY DECISIONS ARE FINAL

GROUP B RESULTS:
ganjamind vs ajadrage

ajadrage
punchlines -1
If its's weed, tha rage gon smoke till I drop
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-0

total -1

ganjamind
punchlines -0
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-1 WORN OUT ,TORN OUT,STACKS UP , WRAP UP

total -2

ganjamind wins

GROUP C RESULTS:

SHARN06 VS YOUNG DIGI

young digi
punchlines -2
i'm quick to rip your face off like nicholas cage
sharn is clifford orji, nigeria's best animal
delivery -1
metaphors-1
call me idi amin i'm africa's next carnibal
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-3 rage cage,grim ,him,carnibal ,animal

total -7

sharn 06
punchlines -2
Nice try, young digi, you remind me of digimon
wack game just like pokemon & you're still young?
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 I'ma learn u what you need to be taught
rhymes-5 oh,no,spit,it,shit fit,it street ,homage ,damage ,image

total-8

sharn06 wins

GROUP A
worldbest vs snugle:

worldbest
punchlines -1
Am the lyrical warhead,with my music,i'll make you dumbfounded
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-Little advice snuggle,don't stand there and mumble
rhymes-5 retire, trial,snugle, trouble,pampers,metal,rapper,father
otapiapia,tilapia

total- 7

snugle ABSENT

worldbest wins by walkover

GROUP D
TECKZILLA VS EMMYZYWON

TECKZILLA
punchlines -2
Am a str8 buttah kid,your kpaki-ness is gay
Even if i lit you up in flames,u still couldnt spark shit
delivery -1
metaphors-1
You couldnt get "sum" if a bitch gave you the "total"
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 you are lame,your vocal chords need crutches to flow
You couldnt get "sum" if a bitch gave you the "total"
rhymes-4 blow,flow borough,tomorrow,days,say,gay way day

total-8

emmyzwon
punchlines -2
Yo teck,you claim 2 reck,I'ma reck u
Lay back because i'm about to deck u
claim to be str8 buttah, when u be str8 from guttah
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-1 Spit 4 spit
and it's a tooth for an eye
wordsplay-1 Spit 4 spit
and it's a tooth for an eye
rhymes-2 teck reck,reck deck

total -6

teckzilla wins


GROUP E
jayon vs dredie

jayon
punchlines -0
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 Stand at the top like a tac in the roof
We B's Bloods we B's
rhymes-4 booth,roof,hoot ,truth, toes,shoe,be b's

total-7

dredie ABSENT

JAYON WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP C
DR HYDRO VS NEDU4SHORT

DR HYDRO
punchlines -1 after i am done with you
i give some Nedo milk (baby calf like u)
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 I'm full with action,so! i bring a reaction
rhymes- 3 ACTION, REACTION,chapter pastor,ice dice nice

total -6

NEDU4SHORT ABSENT

DR HYDRO WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP A
ehie007 vs ravenzord

ravenzord
punchlines -2 because when i get 2 spitting i'll have your face in d gravel/
i spit nd knock u out lik i'm chloroform ether
delivery -1
metaphors-1 den lik nas 2 jigga i dare u to come hither
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes- 4seven,grovel,gravel,marvel,nigga,spittter,hither,ether

total -8

ehie007
punchlines -1
yeah am ehie zero zero 7 because am going to freeze you like subzero
drop u hard like 007.
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-0

total -1

ravenzord wins

GROUP F
spottie vs bolajibaok

spottie
punchlines-3 WIV A NAME LIKE B.J You SHOULD BE GIVIN ALL UR gay FRIENDS A Mouth Action
BUT WE ALL KNOW You SUCK LIKE A HOE GIVING ME B JAY,
COS D ONLY THING THESE NIGGAH EVA SQUEEZED WAS HIS GRAND MUM BREAST
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-1 test breast

total -4

bolajibaok
punchlines -4
this spottie is a spotless fool/
like sporty/ he full of uncountable spots /niggas mistake him for superted/
u expected a rap battle or a civil war right ?/
nigga i bring to your spottie face/ my lyrical weapons of mass destruction/
how could u battle me when you are a stark illiterate ?
with mad nigerian battle lyrics/i own your ass like an alaba pirate/
delivery -1
metaphors-1 my flows are sexy /nigga they come butt naked like an explicit content
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 am a lyrical gangsta /am da mosuckin star of this gang/
rhymes-4 tastes fate,ill eel,action retaliation,untestable untouchabe

total-11

bolajibaok wins

GROUP E
DEJILEGS VS JOO-CHET

DEJILEGS
punchlines -4 joo-shit?, ooh shit, what in da world am i 2 do wit shit
run u round lik d hurricane,
u aint heard of it? wel, its hurricane 'legs'
going to mak u wreck,n aint pullin your legs
jus might hav to change your name,
so nex time i c your ass, it jus might b 'joo-best' or 'joo-test',
i think i'll stick with 'joo-rest'
got so muc 2 bullshit u,aint jus gat time 4 too muc shit
delivery -1
metaphors-1 else, i'm going to ram u into codes as tight as Da Vinci's,
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 joo-shit?, ooh shit, what in da world am i 2 do wit shit
i do d runs n mak u run
rhymes-6 WASTE,TASTE,DEFEACATE,RELOCATE,PLACE,RACE,SEAS ,C.PEACE,IT,SHIT,FLOW, CHOKE

TOTAL-14

JOOCHET
punchlines -1 thank God naira land have a doctor
go see doctor hydro may be he can fix you
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1
beta now I'm tyrabyte
some thing more than gigabytes
rhymes- TERRABYTE,GIGABYTE,CHAN

TOTAL -3

JOOCHET UR FLOWS ARE KINDA WACK U NEED TO LEARN HIPHOP
VISIT WWW.FLOCABULARY.COM

DEJILEGS WINS

GROUP B
GANJAMIND VS FLOWSHOW

GANJAMIND
punchlines -1
im god for u to battle dawg u gon need divine grace/
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-3
what d f*** that nigga say he flowshow/
watchu thinkin man this rap battle is a hoe show/
or a beauty pageant(MBGN) well im judge so for u aint no show/
rhymes-2 FLOWSHOW,HOESHOW,NO SHOW

TOTAL -6

FLOWSHOW
punchlines -2
flowshow bout to cater for your ass like your nursing mother
i don't smoke weed so don't offer me ganja
delivery -1
metaphors-1 i flow periodic flows like missed tv episodes
one two liners-1 the microphone checks
wordsplay-6 my flowshows are like 3 POINT alleys, homie i shoot oopss,
i am flowshow the multi metaphorical punchliner
honeys rush to watch my flowshows like a mexican opera
i am flowshow i let rappers know i throw intentional stray bullets
like a bumble ,i sting harder than a new jersey bee
i spit ill, everytime i touch the microphone, the microphone checks
rhymes-4 VIPERS,DIAPERS,MAD ,MADNESS,CENTS ACCENTS,DECENT,INSECT,

TOTAL-14

FLOWSHOW WINS

GROUP B
FLOWSHOW VS KRAZIE-D
FLOWSHOW WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP B
FLOWSHOW VS AJADRAGE
FLOWSHOW WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP E
JAYON VS DEJILEGS

JAYON
punchlines -0
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-2 smell me? hate me

TOTAL -3

DEJILEGS ABSENT

JAYON WINS DEJILEGS WALKED OVER

GROUP C-
SHARN6 VS DRHYDRO

SHARN6
punchlines -2 Hey yo hydro
Ever heard-a oxygen?
just like me beat young digi
who the Bleep u diggin @?
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes- 3 complete compete rude intrude weasel riddles

TOTAL -6

DR HYDRO
punchlines -3 u dint have to steal from my lines
i will give it for free
my chemical flowz can get u pregnant
i make u sexless, no man adore you,take this words and eat B**ch
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-1 for every action u get a reaction
one two -action-reaction
wordsplay-0
rhymes- 1 metaphor.sulphur

TOTAL-6
SHARN06 VS DRHYDRO ENDS IN A DRAW

GROUP C-
DR HYDRO VS YOUNG DIGI

DR HYDRO
punchlines -1 What kind of animal will i class u in
a young donkey or dog
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 the doc gat the chemical digit to make you feel sick
rhymes- 1 rehaz REHAB

TOTAL -4

YOUNG DIGI ABSENT

DR HYDRO WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP F
PASSWORDED VS LOUDSPEEKA

PASSWORDED
punchlines -2 you're dumb so ma lines make your ears stretch like rabbits,
i'm a fire~man!, flames engulf an entire~man, don't try~the~man
delivery -1
metaphors-1 ma flows crack more ribs than ju~li~us~ag~wu,
one two liners-0
wordsplay-4 ma mouth's~ether,ma grim presence shouts~
reaperif u try~u'd~miss and your face'll meet my i~ron~fist,
u ill?? (eel), then bro u must be a water~snake
ma amplified lyrics will muffle a loud~speaker,
rhymes- 3 REAPER,SPEAKER,MISS FIST,FAKE SNAKE

LOUDSPEEKA ABSENT

PASSWORDED WINS BY WALKOVER

TOTAL-11

GROUP A
WORLDBEST VS RAVENZORD

WORLDBEST
punchlines -1
Who gave you Ravenzord,u should be called RavenDog
I am the DarkLord,even God gave me his SWORD
delivery -0
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-9 anger,hanger,thunder,under,dagger,trigger,statue,virtue
humour tumor,weapon second,homage damage,ignites krytonites
fault vault

total-10

ravenzord
punchlines -9
threw all your punches nd not even 1 could hit
Worldshit,worlddirt,world what the heck?
worldmonster gotta tell u man u look like shrek
last bitch who screwed u says "what a jerk"
dose lines were junk man,dey've been consigned 2 scrap
want to get into d game den nigga go learn d tricks
bt if u dn't want to den nigga go join'em freaks
u'se just a misfit trying your best 2 fit in
came on d thread;saw evryun was spitting
thot it was a free-4-all so u trying to get a fist in
well it's not;whacksters lik u'll always get beaten
u're kind of lik a rat;jst waiting 2 be copped out
thread's 4 real spittas only;GET D Bleep OUT
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-0
rhymes-6 heck,shrek,jerk ,check,rap,crap,tricks freaks,fix mix,glock out knockout

total-16

ravenzord wins

GROUP E
JAYON VS JOOCHET

JAYON
punchlines -2 I'm a centipede these men move at women speed
Say hello red dot say good bye Nairaland Rap Battle
and say hello Nairaland Forum
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 Protect me from my Friendz in d battle i can take care of my enemies
rhymes- 2 Dredie Cristy bedrock wedlock

TOTAL-6

JOOCHET
punchlines -1 my queen stands by my side
now u see how i kill my enemies like the game of chess
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-1 I'm having soldierz, night and bishop
rhymes- 0

TOTAL-3

JAYON WINS

GROUP F
BOLAJIBAOK VS PASSWORDED

BOLAJIBAOK
punchlines -1 hold it password this aint your windows network
delivery -1
metaphors-0
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 am like an office, my excel words u can't microsoft
shooting mouth fireworks like december call me knockout bangers
rhymes-7 code locks,gridlock, ILL, EEL,miraculous,flomiraculous,STOUT SCOUT
DEALT, BET,urkle,uncle,periwinkle,eagle

TOTAL-11

PASSWORDED ABSENT

BOLAJIBAOK WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP F
BOLAJIBAOK VS LOUDSPEEKA

BOLAJIBAOK
punchlines -1 laylow loudspeeka,just like etteh/u can't escape eviction
delivery -1
metaphors-2 like eedris am jagajaga am simIlar to nigeria
am fly like sony u can call me ericsson
one two liners-1 am busting your mouth like i bust on the mic
wordsplay-2 my punchlines are vicious,i come with unexpected uppercuts
like a prophet , your doom i predict like nastradamus predictions
rhymes- 3 feathers cheddar see,sea name pane
shame shane

TOTAL-10

LOUDSPEEKA ABSENT

BOLAJIBAOK WINS BY WALKOVER

GROUP D
TECKZILLA VS SHADOUGH

TECKZILLA
punchlines -3 even if you rolled with the empire-you still couldnt strike back
space for improvement,for you,u need a whole room
of the bootleg,locust infested,u lay fallow
delivery -1
metaphors-1 because he cudnt top the charts if he was number One
one two liners-0
wordsplay-2 a true master,I schooled the pupils in ya eye sockets
u can't touch me like a leper rocking combats with deep side pockets
rhymes- 2 pasa,ajasa,sinister,better,whatever

TOTAL-9

SHADOUGH ABSENT

TECKZILLA WINS BY WALKOVER (no contest by shadough)

@EVERYONE ,
RESULTS ARE READY ,
ABSENT CONTESTANTS WILL BE WALKOVERED BY NO CONTEST
cheers

@everyone
sorry i ve been a little busy
i ll judge over night for whats been put on so far.
cheers

@everyone
as judge, i seek the view of all ye mighty wariors.
i dont think that bolaji should be judge and jury in his own court.
what i mean is , i do not think he should be allowed in the contest.
he should either judge or battle.
speak ye all now or forever hold ur peace.

@poster
the female shirts look interesting
how do u get them to abuja and how much are they?
let me know

@everyone
i ve been made judge ,
so i ll try my best to judge the best i can
goodluck u all

@bj
we are moving, this excitment is too off the hizzle to contain.
start plssssssssssssss.
okay okay, i ll be calm

@sophienwa
why dont u get a yahoo id and add bolaji to messenger, i got most of my nigerian songs from him through yahoo messenger.check his prof.

@nextprodigy
thanks a lot for ur consideration.
i wear a large thats a 14 for regular shirts.
my address is #77a aminu kano crescent, wuse 2 abuja.
pls let me know when and how much
thanks a bunch

@next prodigy

i live in Abuja and the t-shirts are just what i ll like to have.
pls let me know how.
cheers

@bj
whats up,
can this ball start rolling,
the pressure is just killing me.
cheers

@dejilegs
that was really cool
are u sure u wont join in the contest?


@ everyone so far
this is really good,
cant wait for show down.


@bjboak
totally wicked, i might add.
so when does it start??

@debqueen

sissta girl,
let the man do his thing.
take the job,be good at it and see who ll come running back.
have fun, he wasnt good enough anyway.
cheers

@everyone

this sounds really interesting.very good concept i must add.
i ll be reading.
cheers all

@saucekid
whats up?
why not just give the brother ur own advie and stop being a wet blanket if u know what that means.

@bolajibaok

men communication is the key.
tell her,
have a conversation
be the bigger person, bring it up.

@linkteddy

common man not this day and age

@ZEPPHYRR -you are the referee i guess
i think bolaji here is showing some 'remorse' and he is sorry for whatever he did wrong.
as the referee. i think u need to let him know the rules and regulations and if he doesnt abide by it this time
then he should be kicked out.

@bolaji
chill out bro.your flows are definitely felt , they are wackily funny and sounds like comedy to me .lol

@menike
bolaji just dissed u, am anxiously waiting for a big reply to his comedy flows

@every other person here
thanks for making my day , u all are fabolous maniacs

let peace reign

iice am a much richer guy, just check my profile and add me to yim, am down wit u sugar

and this bolajibok is too loud mouthed and aggressive, i think someone needs to shut him up 4 good.yuk!

all these mcs listed above are so weak, where are the real grown up men?

HELLO WHITELEXI,
IT SEEMS TO ME U RE A LOGICAL THINKING MALE, I WILL NOT GENERALIZE ANYMORE IF U JUST HELP THE MALE FOLK BY VINDICATING YUOUSELF OR MEN IN GENERAL.
CHEERS

author=whitelexi link=topic=88088.msg1610748#msg1610748 date=1193175011]
@Poster:
Depends on the guy. . . not all guys are clueless - do not generalize

[/quote]BUSTA,
HI, YEAH JUST A BIT, SO I NEED TO UNDERSTAND OR BE CORRECTED.[quote

Busta:
@topic
seems some guy just ticked u off.


CHALOO, CHALOO,
NICE TO HAVE MET AN HONEST THINKING MAN.

chaloo link=topic=88088.msg1610567#msg1610567 date=1193170805:
because we don't think logically like women do.

HI SEUN,, IF U ARE SO "CLUEFUL" WHAT DO WOMEN WANT, DO U HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
WHAT HAVE SAID OR DONE FOR ANY WOMAN IN UR LIFE LATELY? LET ME KNOW AND DELETE YR NAME FROM THE CLESLESS MALE LIST.

[quote author=Seun link=topic=88088.msg1610516#msg1610516 date=1193169615]You sound like a clueless woman!

HEY GOOD FOR U, I HOPE ITS WORTH UR TIME, CHEERS, EDOSIO

hey, this is really ingenious