 Politics › Re: Did You Receive Electricity Bill For April? by EdrisOkin(m): 6:35pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
I received mine today. |
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| Education › Re: I Know 98% Will Still Fail This Simple Mathematics [see Question] by EdrisOkin(m): 7:08pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Dahkogrin007:
I Know 98% Will Still Fail This Simple Mathematics 17 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by EdrisOkin(m): 7:54am On Dec 22, 2013 |
easyz: A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETER TO HIS
GIRL FRIEND
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was
passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a
null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes
at a deviation of theta
made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic
equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation
with me.
The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I
will not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute
personality.
Yours ever loving,
JOHN... What can you say about the letter?
•ː̗̀=Dː̖́•нǻнǻнǻ•ː̗̀=))ː̖́• |
| Romance › Re: Romance Without Finance Is A Nuisance by EdrisOkin(m): 5:05pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
Naija guyz shld fyt 4 der future 1st b4 fytin 4 der dick |
