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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Gabrielsylar(m): 1:48pm On Dec 21, 2013
4king bull crap
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by easyz(m): 2:05pm On Dec 21, 2013
Gabriel_sylar: 4king bull crap

Really?









Oya na ur head for ground to show say u no like am cheesy
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by PrettySpicey(f): 2:23pm On Dec 21, 2013
My reply:

Dear boyfriend,

a2+b2 = c2

I am sure you understand.

Yours always

16185202024.

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by CDon(m): 2:41pm On Dec 21, 2013
Loooool..see description.CREATIVE
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Michelyr3(m): 2:50pm On Dec 21, 2013
nice write up bro,








bt pics or it did'nt happen
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Phemmmy(m): 2:56pm On Dec 21, 2013
Thumbs up.
The guy understands mathematics intoto.
Some are looking for x and y.
x and y means a variable in real life.
If i were a lady,i will love you till i die.
Anyway,i still love you.
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Phemmmy(m): 3:03pm On Dec 21, 2013
@Ibime,
<color = "red">Na here the bros fumble as
cosine limit is from -1 to +1</color>


Did you ever do Differential Equations in School?
He is applying laplace transforms there.
Keep shut next time if you have nothing to say.
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by GentleFrank(m): 3:11pm On Dec 21, 2013
Lol !!!
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by EASY39(m): 3:48pm On Dec 21, 2013
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easyz: A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETER TO HIS
GIRL FRIEND
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was
passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a
null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes
at a deviation of theta
made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic
equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation
with me.
The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I
will not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute
personality.
Yours ever loving,
JOHN... What can you say about the letter?

•ː̗̀=Dː̖́•нǻнǻнǻ•ː̗̀=))ː̖́•
kiss[quote author=easyz]A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETER TO HIS
GIRL FRIEND
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was
passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a
null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes
at a deviation of theta
made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic
equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation
with me.
The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I
will not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute
personality.
Yours ever loving,
JOHN... What can you say about the letter?

•ː̗̀=Dː̖́•нǻнǻнǻ•ː̗̀=))ː̖́• madnees of d pick

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by MaiduguBulama(m): 4:23pm On Dec 21, 2013
hahaha so funny bt the gal learn maths so they can coomunicate thru mathematical expression
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Ibime(m): 5:00pm On Dec 21, 2013
Phemmmy: @Ibime,
<color = "red">Na here the bros fumble as
cosine limit is from -1 to +1</color>


Did you ever do Differential Equations in School?
He is applying laplace transforms there.
Keep shut next time if you have nothing to say.

You are either a fool, a doofus or you did not understand what you were being taught. Choose one. WTF do integrals have to do with this discussion? Not only ODEs, I have done PDEs and beyond. The function Cos x varies in continuous oscillation between -1 and +1 forever. There is nothing you can put into a cos function that will exceed +1. Simple JSS3 Mathematics, yet a discombobulated doofus like yourself is getting yourself all confused mentioning Laplace transform. Next time if you don't understand what is being discussed, shut ya trap.
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by ochedikevictor(m): 5:04pm On Dec 21, 2013
All I have to say is THANK YOU John
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by zubimete(f): 5:29pm On Dec 21, 2013
nice write up joh kudos. Dat means ASUU strike did nt affect ur brain. Who no like make d persin go sleep 4 zoo.

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Abbey2sam(m): 6:49pm On Dec 21, 2013
dejt4u: Joblessness!

Can anything like this come out of your empty brain?
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by mrakin(m): 8:02pm On Dec 21, 2013
Good write up. As mathematics teacher, I will score you 85%.
Make sure both of you are well ordered, equally likely and well defined set of eigenvalues and eigenvectors. May your probability of success be 1.
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by easyz(m): 8:10pm On Dec 21, 2013
Abbey2sam:

Can anything like this come out of your empty brain?

See as u finish the guy grin


Take it easyz Oº°˚˚°ºoo
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Onyiido: 9:15pm On Dec 21, 2013
Solve dis too

Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Izzyizzie(m): 9:31pm On Dec 21, 2013
Dope...
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Izzyizzie(m): 9:32pm On Dec 21, 2013
Cute...
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by sexLover1: 9:38pm On Dec 21, 2013
Satan catch u if d chick na dullard
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by mindyourword: 9:51pm On Dec 21, 2013
I pity the guy, nextday the lady no go show at all, because she will feel inferior, if she happen not to be a mathematics student as well.
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by digitalsimboja: 9:56pm On Dec 21, 2013
oga nt all nairalanders r jobless,just like nt all twitter,fb and badoo users r jobless,its creativity. U cn go 2 wrk cum bk and wake up n d nite and acces d media briefly
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Slizbeat(m): 10:59pm On Dec 21, 2013
Lol......after all this mathematical writeups, the babe cun give am "duh...." At the end, ah.....mo gbe oo
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Diction10nairal: 11:54pm On Dec 21, 2013
You mean what can we say about u,ryt?
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by jdstunt(m): 1:02am On Dec 22, 2013
Guy u try no b small
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Xbee007(m): 6:08am On Dec 22, 2013
Adamsdelrio: Nice..The sad thing is that mathematics is not about words and I hope the writer is not a maths failure.
Have u ever heard about the term "Word Problem" in mathematics? undecided
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by EdrisOkin(m): 7:54am On Dec 22, 2013
easyz: A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETER TO HIS
GIRL FRIEND
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was
passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a
null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes
at a deviation of theta
made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic
equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation
with me.
The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I
will not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute
personality.
Yours ever loving,
JOHN... What can you say about the letter?

•ː̗̀=Dː̖́•нǻнǻнǻ•ː̗̀=))ː̖́•
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by gr8tson: 7:57am On Dec 22, 2013
So funny. Just hope dis his GF understands maths.
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by lilsweet(f): 10:22am On Dec 22, 2013
well if im his girlfriend, i will reply with english grammas so dat he 2 can get confused and study dictionary like i will b studing maths, just to understand wat he wrote
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by tayour917i(m): 10:40am On Dec 22, 2013
Visit www. I'm sure u will get a job there........ JOBLESSNESS
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by megacent(m): 10:53am On Dec 22, 2013
nice o
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by seangy4konji: 12:58pm On Dec 22, 2013
ohh boy you write well but MONEY FIRST...All that one no go bring money for table in Naija...Money first!!!

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