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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 8:36am On Apr 22, 2013
Watch a nigga dump full clips!
Kyllah mc: He's lousy with techz and his puns barely rhyme/

jeez. . . ion need to stick 'Notorious watch in his mouth' to prove DJ su.ck biq time!!!!

This^ is some bullshit.

Try harder hoe.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 8:35am On Apr 22, 2013
I'll carry him out to his grave faster! [/BODYBAG!]

Kyllah mc: plus, Edward too nid to work on his bravery/

Cos d way i saw DJ 'deliverinq shots at ya'. . . i almost called it a 'midqet slavery!!!

I OWN YOU NIGGAS....

LIKE A SLAVE MASTER
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 5:30am On Apr 22, 2013
dj5naira: Niggas/ 'fore my wordplay would kill him/ ima let y'all in on a secret what he does for a living/
He's into donkey killings/ so I aint talkin' bout his nick when I say Edward murd a/ss!

He's bleeding n' open! When a Eagle is blowing! They go through his body!
Butterflies sush heaps! But... DJ wouldnt cut me if he was hosting an party!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 5:57am On Apr 21, 2013
My liners? Raw. You? Naw! When I rhyme, I stop goons hearts!
He'd spit a free, great? I'll get rid of DJ like a Microsoft toolbar!
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by EdwardMurders: 7:40pm On Apr 20, 2013
Anyone willing to lose their life?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 6:42pm On Apr 20, 2013
My punches hooks an veteran's grill...
Slonge2: my punchline so hot like tea, like peters my left hook you flee it killzcheesy

^ Somebody hand him a record deal.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 4:24pm On Apr 20, 2013
I get credits like Harvard! Also... Im better at sparring!!!
dj5naira: Is this what you brought?/ tis like you've exhausted all you've got/ 'twas so sour, that flies would taste ya ''soft s/hit'' and scream SPOILT YOGHURT!/
Ima phuckin' annoy him/ hes running out of steam/ with lines like 'suck a.rse and ripe d.eeks' . . . 'tis certain he cannot win!/


Your rhyme schemes are average and your flips still need work, plus ya setups are garbage.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 4:19pm On Apr 20, 2013
The Eagle's lickin' when I grip that heater trigger!
dj5naira: Is this what you brought?/ tis like you've exhausted all you've got/ 'twas so sour, that flies would taste ya ''soft s/hit'' and scream SPOILT YOGHURT!/
Ima phuckin' annoy him/ hes running out of steam/ with lines like 'suck a.rse and ripe d.eeks' . . . 'tis certain he cannot win!/

AND WHO IN THE F/UCK TEACH YA ENGLISH!??
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 4:15pm On Apr 20, 2013
But... youre already dead... when I text!
dj5naira: Is this what you brought?/ tis like you've exhausted all you've got/ 'twas so sour, that flies would taste ya ''soft s/hit'' and scream SPOILT YOGHURT!/
Ima phuckin' annoy him/ hes running out of steam/ with lines like 'suck a.rse and ripe d.eeks' . . . 'tis certain he cannot win!/

YOU SOUND R/ETARDED... Special Ed.

Do you need a English Intervention my n/igga!?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 8:41am On Apr 20, 2013
You still suck a/ss and taking ripe d/icks!

dj5naira: Ya stanzas belong to
Merseyside club . . . they for Ever Thin/ you been tossin' ma faeces ever since/ so u the 1 who needs to ''QUIT FLIPPING MY S/HIT'' !!!/
I stand for truth so I aint lying/ when I said in POVERTY . accordin' to him ...''Ed is dying'' !/
And if it goes down to sure frees . . . i'd be quick to win him at it/

This is some soft s/hit like baby diapers!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 8:01am On Apr 19, 2013
One liners, has this dumbf/uck panicking!
sKeetz: ^^hey, its only for fun...why you taking it so serious

WHY!?!? Because.... MOTHERFUCK AFRICANS!

[#"MotherfuckAfricans"isthepunchline]
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 7:48am On Apr 19, 2013
You biting my schemes, youre NOT WITTY QUEER, you perpetrator!

dj5naira:
This Johnbull is a dumb a.rse freak/ he couldn't spell POVERTY/ got potentials of a wife-beater . . . cuz he ''beat and p/imp sluts...'' !/
You lack ideas, and got no separatrix . . . ''YOUR SCHEME & FLIPS SUCK...'' !/

Truthfully? Oops, he did it again.... BRITNEY SPEARS IMPERSONATER!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 7:37am On Apr 19, 2013
dj5naira:

This Johnbull is a dumb a.rse freak/ he couldn't spell POVERTY/ got potentials of a wife-beater . . . cuz he ''beat and p/imp sluts...'' !/
You lack ideas, and got no separatrix . . . ''YOUR SCHEME & FLIPS SUCK...'' !/

One of those sluts was your mother. S/tupid a/ss fucker isnt nothing! (ETHER!)
B/itch... QUIT FLIPPING MY S/HIT like you structured my rebuttals!

Oh and... POVERTY? - No lie, I am dyin'! You ARE NOT worth a dime or a price!
But when it comes to me? Its like YOUR POVERTY IN AFRICA, N/IGGER...

"Fly in your eyes!"


R/etarded f/aggot
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 7:57pm On Apr 18, 2013
Watch me, beat and p/imp sluts...
Well, this it is... Ima tell him again:
YOUR SCHEMES AND FLIPS SUCK...

dj5naira: Stop whinin' like engines . . . else i'd hit you with ma sheen e-shoes/
You nothin' but a powerless Haemophrodite . . . a weak B.itch-dude!!/
THESE ^ ARE YOUR failing attempts.

AND die slow... like YOUR OWN poverty rate.

[Africa has "AIDS".]

S/tupid a/ss african cockroach eater.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 8:59am On Apr 18, 2013
NAIRA style aint original and a failure.

I got multisyllables, Instruments, lyricals that is hellish, and critical with a nailed quip.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 8:54am On Apr 18, 2013
dj5naira: Im done with him . . . but hes still replyin' . . . . . see whos ''pressing for bars!''/
You a Carcass from your mother's Womb . . . you've been so Dead from the Start!!!/

Between this goon? Hes ^ still pressing for bars like vending machine issues!
AND STOP TRYNA FLIP MY S/HIT... we know ya already an weak b/itch, dude!


Your liners aint s/hit, and you lie on pavements! [/EZ.]
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 10:43pm On Apr 17, 2013
dj5naira: You still couldn't submit witty scriptings . . . ''copying my HOT QUIPS'' !/
You F up in diss, but my raps A+ certainly they're not E's!/

I AM THE D/OPE SITE'S FOREIGNER! Ever since your mom was a coke line snorter!
Your whole styles boring! So eat s/hit, because you couldnt even complete with a...

BROKE GUY'S ORGANS. Plus... I got bow pies warming.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 10:36pm On Apr 17, 2013
dj5naira: You still couldn't submit witty scriptings . . . ''copying my HOT QUIPS'' !/
You F up in diss, but my raps A+ certainly they're not E's!/

The ABC schemes are played out... yet he's STILL pressing for bars! [/EZ.]
His outcome though? Similar to Malcolm Crowe... yall, know?

Blues Clues, woohoo, boo dude, and you lose.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 5:46pm On Apr 17, 2013
dj5naira: All the way to Cypress Hill/ the clown should take his mug-spinnin' act plus his circus skills/ shouldn't brawl with me/
How is Edward gonna take-off when i've chopped his wing/ 'tis a Bay Bee Simulation . no truth in him/ so we won't believe . if this lying a.rse kill ...AND BUZZ QUICKLY!/

See, there I go again repeating myself...

YOU'RE NOT EVEN ETHERING WELL!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 5:43pm On Apr 17, 2013
dj5naira: All the way to Cypress Hill/ the clown should take his mug-spinnin' act plus his circus skills/ shouldn't brawl with me/
How is Edward gonna take-off when i've chopped his wing/ 'tis a Bay Bee Simulation . no truth in him/ so we won't believe . if this lying a.rse kill ...AND BUZZ QUICKLY!/

WOWZERS... YOU need to be copying my HOT QUIPS!
His liners are pathetic and theyre probably are NOT his!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 11:18am On Apr 17, 2013
dj5naira: Going back and forth on raised platform . . . thats Edward ''touring stages'' !/
I sound s.tupid? . word from a boring phake vet/ you could scribe on a paper kite . . . and call that soarin' statement/
Plus it got be nightfall when DJ ''snores and... stays in'' !!/

Your rebuttals need some WRITING SKILLS... no lie, forreal! And you tryna recycle? FAIL.
My liners kill... AND BUZZ QUICKLY! I'll have "DJ mug's spinning" without "Cypress Hill!"

*does the Nigerian mamba*
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 4:48pm On Apr 16, 2013
dj5naira: You're more like a baby's Mouth on N.ipple . . . you Suck/
and your Similes, OMG! . . . ''as Played as Phuck?''/

I been touring stages! [/EZ.] While he snores and... stays in!
I got soaring statements! But THIS nigga sounds s/tupid...

Like... HIS OWN FOREIGN LANGAUGE!!!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 5:33pm On Apr 15, 2013
That guy...

Edward? Hes handsome. And whhhyy!?

Mad fly.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 5:21pm On Apr 15, 2013
dj5naira: Your last 3 ghost writtens were WRITTEN off project . . . ''collect this Seasoning from me'' . and take your 'Time' !/
Cuz sparring with you is ''dumping Swatches, Rolex, and wall Clock in Bin'' . . . a 'Waste of Time' !!/

I battle contenders, so NAIRA isnt dapping for mentions! Look: I'll bust CAPS quicker than a mad angry sentence! On #GallagherShit: Im smashing his melon!
If this f/aggots pretending, I got Magnums extended! I dont mean trashing expensives or a smashing Rolexes, when I say this line......
WAS A WASTE OF TIME...



Like your actions thats senseless.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 5:05pm On Apr 15, 2013
dj5naira: Your last 3 ghost writtens were WRITTEN off project . . . ''collect this Seasoning from me'' . and take your 'Time' !/
Cuz sparring with you is ''dumping Swatches, Rolex, and wall Clock in Bin'' . . . a 'Waste of Time' !!/

AYOOO!!! Your REBUTTAL GAME just SUCKS...

AND your PUNCHES? ARE PLAYED AS F/UCK!

#EZ
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 6:32am On Apr 15, 2013
I got the best set-ups, when I flame criterias!
Yall couldnt defame my lyricals! Plus... I HATE NIGERIANS!!!
(So... what Im exclaiming in my lyrical content, I hate Nigeria. And also my critical liners'll make sites furious.)
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 6:24am On Apr 15, 2013
dj5naira: Your set-ups doesn't sound scary . . . despite the fact 'twas all ghost writtens!/
+ your dumb! I'll personally shoot you down in the chest. no Wallace ...''NO BIGGIE!''/

AYO! I got RUTHLESS WILD VERSES! That'll bruise this clown's purpose!!!
"C.S.I. SWAG!" Is the only time, you're even "SHOOTING DOWN MURDERS!"

#BeAsT
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 5:38am On Apr 15, 2013
dj5naira: Your set-ups doesn't sound scary . . . despite the fact 'twas all ghost writtens!/
+ your dumb! I'll personally shoot you down in the chest . no Wallace ...''NO BIGGIE!''/

#RebuttalFailure ^

SO...... "GHOST WRITTENS!?" - Only if we're speaking of Styles P lyrics! GOD!
I defile THESE n/iggas RAW! "NO WALLACE!?" unless "Micheal B.'s written off!"

*brush shoulders off, flies with Bella*
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 5:23am On Apr 14, 2013
dj5naira: Your purely made of cotton wool . . . you the one soft for sure/
You best change ya wacky ways and repent/ else this Notorious stryker will shoot you down dead in the chest/ the SAME way he killed Tupac Shakur!/
You'll have someone shoot me down?...


Notorious!? HA! Only time, you'd "pay for Murders"... if its my ghostwrittens!
You have got hella fillers! But... if "MY SET UPS KILL YOU!?" - Then its "NO BIGGIE!"

#DOUBLEMEANINGGOD... *fist pumps for imtimidation*
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 3:34pm On Apr 13, 2013
dj5naira: you still a Wrapper . . . but im like 'sewn materials' . im all-Reddy Made/
Cuz that above verse 'Lean' like Poor Maid!/
SMH @ these corny setup attempts.


On #ItalicShit: That LEANED ME! You soft for sure!
And plus THAT set-up killed me...... "Tupac Shakur!"
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 6:33am On Apr 13, 2013
"Unemployment SWAG" - he doesnt make cents!

dj5naira: This midget is never gon grow in Diss clan/
He'll forever stay stunted, blowing breeze like Standing Fan/

But ironically!? HE... STILL DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by EdwardMurders: 2:54am On Apr 13, 2013
dj5naira: Heres some truth/ you Raw Thin fruit/
Your nothing but a slut . take away the 'T' . . . you jes a b.itch Ruth!/

With liners like that ^ he doesnt ETHER well...

And also his wack rhyme schemes are fails!

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