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All ya'll blaming the misfortune of the suckling merger group are not being fair at PDP. Why must all bad things be associated with them? Yes we know they've not live-up to their name all the while and maybe they may never. But lets face the issue at hand from a logical bearing:

1. I say i want to open a school and i start going around sharing flyers with the 'unregistered' school name without going first to register it. Now a wise person under the law will know such a act is foolish and under the law CRIMINAL. So APC under tinubu et al have committed a CRIME and no one is saying it.

2. APC under tinubu are guilty of what is known as 'IDENTITY CRIME'. For goodness sake, I have registered my party and you are using my acronym without my consent. Those first guys should sue the incompetent suckles called 'APC merger'. APC merger my foot

3. For those who know politics will agree that it is first a game, a game of both logical supremacy,intellectual strength and rational prowess. Lai, Tinubu et al will be biting their index fingers in their bedrooms for their sheer foolishness. This should give us a clue to understand the kind of people we wish to put at the helm of affairs, people who will be more busy 'shouting we will move Nigeria forward in November 2016' meanwhile they've not implemented budget for '2015'

Hilarious jokers

P.S: though i dont like PDP but I dont see a sense in blaming them

Nothing new from the previous models version we see.

PDP guys are just way to advanced in scheming to be defeated....2015 belongs to them.

This shows that Fashola, Okorocha et al are learners...forget all the publicity stunts. na wash*


*like if you agree with e.dynasty*

honey001: Broda, make I get recharge card I beg

Beg beg

Jim is getting what he's always craved for *Attention*! for the good reasons or bad...he still feels good

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While I sympathise with your state, I really think you would have sought good counsel before venturing into oil and gas courses. Oil and gas sector is so big and is constantly in need of people with the right qualifications for immediate employment.

Believe it or not, NEBOSH, IOSH, IEMA, CQI and CIEH courses are the most sort after qualifications in the oil and gas sector. I say this authoritatively because I consult.

Try as much as you can to get something internationally recognised not something that bottles you. *Nigeria safety qualifications* I have gone through that road before. There are NEBOSH courses that are cheaper for a start with it you can secure a job and build up the career ladder.
Safe!

My precious mum

All I can say....

Onila is laughing what's funny?

(CNN) -- Not many mayors in the United States enjoy belly rubs from their constituents. Then again, most mayors don't prance around town naked and curl up for naps in front of local businesses.
For 15 years, Stubbs the cat has held the top office in Talkeetna, Alaska. And his approval ratings have never been higher.
"He doesn't raise our taxes -- we have no sales tax. He doesn't interfere with business. He's honest," said Lauri Stec, manager of Nagley's General Store, which doubles as the mayor's office.
Stubbs may be the only mayor in the country who rose to office as an infant.
"He was in a box full of kittens in the front of the store, and (the owners) were giving them away," Stec said. She picked "Stubbs" because he had no tail.
Soon afterward, residents weren't happy with any of the human candidates in the upcoming mayoral election and voted for Stubbs as a write-in candidate. The kitten won.
Because Talkeetna is a "historical district," the mayoral post is more symbolic than functional, said Andi Manning, president of the Talkeetna Chamber of Commerce. So most residents are fine with a four-legged feline running the show.

Mayor Stubbs of Talkeetna, Alaska, drinks water with catnip from a wine glass.
But the power, apparently, has gotten to Stubbs' furry head.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/07/17/us/alaska-cat-mayor

lol...the same US we look up to to direct the world with quality standards...

Isnt it such a shame and disgrace on our artist who think if n*yansh, boo*ty, a*ss is not present in their lyrics they wont hit?

No hard feeling though, but i feel let down by the CEO of Marvin (don trashy), because at this level in his career he should be streaming good songs with good lyrics not n*yansh and stuff.

Sometimes i feel the ladies are just too disrespected in our naija songs! *waiting for someone to call it entertainment, I'll tell you to say that too to NBC*

@Poster,

Thank you for the good work.I would appreciate if you can design for us.

Project name:NEBOSH Safety certification

website name: www.novellecenter.com

Description: 60% discount on NEBOSH certification training (covers materials, examination)

Location: Lagos

Date: 26-28th Feb

contact: @novellecenter

I always invite them to my apartment and then we start off reading King James Version...after that we get down to play pray

Yes Six pack does for them...the same way i can only date a lepa but will only get down with bodyish babie

I see

L'blaque Haven:
@e.dynasty, please help me send the HSE PE1 materials into: sammy_larrynator@yahoo.com. May God bless you.

Giving you the HSE PI materials wont do you any good, I say this because NEBOSH reviews their exams every 2months so you could endup using an outdated material that you receive here to prepare for the exam.

Again, if you register for the exam with an accredited center you'll receive the new materials when you enrol.

Pls do not believe anyone who gives you any NEBOSH certification materials, NEBOSH knows their materials circulate often and so they update them frequently. A candid advice!

L'blaque Haven:
Does a business administration graduate need this HSE? When I was at the orientation camp, there's this firm that came to sensitise the corps members concerning the HSE prog. & at a very subsidized rate #10,000. My question goes thus: can a business administrator also write this exam & does he need it ? (2) how relevant is HSE to business management ? And (3) what is HSE all about and is it okay to write the one of 10k they brought to camp or one should go & register outside NYSC?

I think its best for you to understand the difference between 'qualification' and 'certification'.

Qualification in HSE means you have the requisite knowlegde and training in HSE

Certification in HSE means you have been certified as a professional, specialist and expert in HSE

International Ceritification in HSE will shoot your career high especially if you are desirous of working in any of the multinational companies in Nigeria today, where it is a MUST.

Thanks

cuttie83: Please I need ur help.I read chemistry nd am planning on writing the nebosh oil and gas..I need advise on which to wwrite and d cost wwith d material

NEBOSH International Oil & gas Certificate will be best appreciated if you intend to work in an oil & gas company, aside that, you should enroll for the HSE PI which covers a broad range of modules to cover, there is usually no eligibility.

IOGC is good
HSE PI is good
IGC is also good

www.novellecenter.com

@OP,

to survive in business you need two things...the knowledge and the experience.

The both can be acquired over time, but the latter stands out. There is something Dangote acquired thru' experience, that thing is what makes him Dangote and not otedola...getit?

N.E.R stands for Never Entertain Logicboy03 Rabbits

At the very face of facts, the guy still couldnt accept how problematic they have become to the development of Nigeria. Rather he resorts into insults...

davidylan: you remind me of a 5 yr old. How old are you by the way?

lmao....trololololo The guy is just an illogical-baby-boy he was even being fair to add his age there 03years

Logicboy03,

To be honest you are a big steeewww.pid fool. Cant you just face arguments like a man? I pity david and deepsight for giving out their 1kb space on the thread and the OP. Nonsense!

Now can you please say something as a reasonable person or shut your mouth and let others post?

*learning insults too* SMH

turnstoner: This fellow has nothing else to say except spew insults. I suggest he be ignored

If he should be ignored for spewing absolute facts about how st.ewpid this thread is then you need help...ode!

Goodluck Jonathan, Nigerians now see clearly that you need help? *SMH*

All the important Positions in Nigeria are Occupied by Northerners. Yet they are not happy and millions of its people are suffering.
What Do they Want. - Mariam Umar.

**Vice President - North
**Senate President - North
**Speaker House of Reps - North
**PDP National Chairman - North
**PDP acting BOT chairman - North
**Head of Service - North
**INEC Chairman - North
**Inspector General of Police - North
**CBN Governor - North
**Chief Justice of federation - North
**President Court of Appeal - North
**EFCC Chairman - North
**President Federal high court - North
**National Security Adviser - North
**Chief of Defense Staff - North
**Controller, Customs Service - North
**Controller Prison Services - North
**Richest man in Africa - North.
**85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners
**80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners

Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas in Nigeria are in the North.
Now ask yourself, who is the problem of the North?

^^^ Which sector would you intend to work? Oil & Gas? Maritime? engineering? Health sector? financial sector? or.....

@Segbas,

HSW costs N80,000 (This fee includes your course materials, British council registration fee, Nebosh Examination fee, ID card and registration form). The duration is 3days intensive

IGC costs N220,000 (The fee includes everything stated above). The duration is 2weeks for distant learners.

I'll however recommend HSE PI certification for you, because of its broadness and relevance to your field. The fee is N102,000. (all offers are still included as others)

check the website for more details: www.novellecenter.com

@brainwave,

I really commend you for creating this platform where every stakeholder in the field of safety can make findings, enquiries, advertorials and offer assistance and support to those who want as well.

To add to your comment, alot of folks actually misunderstand NEBOSH to only mean IGC and vice versa. But the fact is that NEBOSH has programs specifically targeted at several careers *just like you also commented*.

There is HSW ( Health, Safety @ work) - this program from NEBOSH is specially designed for starters in the field of safety.

ITC (International Technical Certificate) - is specially designed for existing and prospective technical engineers or those whose career leanings have a thing or two to do with technicals.

IGC (nternational General Certificate) - is mainly designed and relevant for those who got into an organisation with a local safety training and certificate but at some point need to upgrade themselves. I say this because, IGC3 is a part that requires the delegate to do his project work in a company.

HSE PI (Health safety & environment for the process industry) - is specially designed for those who work or would want to build a career in oil & gas, maritime, construction and engineering company. In short, it is useful for those who work or would want to work in any organisation that has anything to do with processing, production, refining, storage, logistics as the name implies

ICC (International Construction certificate) - designed for those who work in construction or building techology outfits , as well as those intending to

The list goes on and on. I wish a lot of Nigerians will make proper findings before pouring out their hard earned cash into enrolling for a wrong program- unquote.

Cheers