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All ds end time pastors and their joystick

classicaldon:
Goodday NLers... This actually is my first post here.

I had problems accessing my former Linkedin profile, so I decided to create a new one. My profile summary has been receiving rave reviews and I decided to share it with my NLers to know their take on it.

It's a bit lengthy though but just patiently peruse through and rate me over 100... Bashing is allowed!
...

I am a graduate from the Department of Microbiology. I am proficient in the usage of Microsoft Suite, Internet and also possess basic knowledge in web designing (HTML, Wordpress) and blogging. My excellent communication skills and elocution has made me a great Front Desk Officer in which I also featured as a Customer Service Representative. My outstanding interpersonal relationship and persuasive skills with both colleagues and clients alike made me excel in previous job roles. I am a go-getter who believes in reaching desired goals before deadlines and does not give space to mediocrity; always striving to be the best I can be. I am also a good teamplayer, always contributing my best to the advancement of the team and organization, thereby providing splendid results. My meticulous and humble nature has made me a good follower while my choleric part has made me a good leader in various offices I have served especially religious activities. I might not be the best there is but I am investing on myself by reading and socializing to be able to operate at the best level I can be.

its nice but I don't see anything warranting the rave reviews

akagson:
If I upload the picture, your phone would fall from your hands out of horror. I don't want to be held responsible for damaging your phone.

Leave stories, upload the pix

Let them make the joke first then we 'll see his reaction and post it here on NL

akagson:
lalasticlala abeg I want to fine like you

Who tell you say Lala fine

PInsUrE please

Both of them, the Aunt and the baby will face the music. It won't be funny

Few months ago when they started their relationship, somebody posted here that they won't last; that Egbegbe is a verywrong choice for her, I thought the guy was joking

Idiiot geh, jumping from one man to the other

Seun Osewa

People people make una come o Iya Basirat don jazz me o

helops123:
Please where exactly at Ikeja

in front at Mobolaji bank, Anthony way

You try

Na ds kind shiit dey reach front-page?

Abeg gimme 5 good reason why this shit should make fp

Oya lazy singles in the house, come and see a single billionaire lady o

xreal:
No matter the new price, we Nigerians are still charged more.
And DSTV extort us more than anywhere else.

That is correct

My mind is a mess that I can't escape


That's it

MzPecs:
Tell buhary to do something bout it as he portrays himself as one who's unique.

Ok, I will

MzPecs:
Kidnap is now the order of the day in this buhary admin!

it's been happening since time immemorial

frenchpharaoh1:
What's the full meaning of "IPOD"?

Younger brother of iPad or better put small iPad

Mekky2010:
U wan pay

Yes ofcos, why u think say I dey ask?

How much is the ransome