₦airaland Forum

coollabman:
this is a puerile response! I asked a simple question and you go off on a tangent spewing jibberish! Even if the business is legit, I can't associate with someone with this kind of mindset.

Don't mind the broke guy.He claims to be so rich and yet he came to nairaland to seek for investors.
If he is so credit worthy as he boasted,why can't he get real investors from his contacts without coming to nairaland.
Just ignore him...
You are better off.

100Cents:
You are funny. Why do I say it ?

If you have his kind of heart for business, I am sure you would have been chatting me by now not asking silly questions.

Chat me on WhatsApp let me prove to you in 10 seconds who you are chatting with and what I do.

First, Ymodulus can't ask what you are asking. Sounding childish, secondly a businessman knows what to ask you. Stop wasting my time. Won't reply you again.

You sound like someone with poverty mentality.
The little change you are getting from your business is making you rude,proud and arrogant.
Be humble because wherever your money ends,Another person's own starts.
Are you richer than Dangote

bignero:
lol

whats so amusing about a 20 million naira car?( price as at 3 years ago)

stop exposing your ignorance for public display

Mr... This is the Armoured version of landcruiser...
Far more expensive than the conventional ones you see around.

Another expensive toy for the left Quadrant occupants.

He should just shut up

OK

This Don jazzy is not just a celebrity... He is one of the most innovative Entrepreneurs in the Entertainment industry.
Our own Jay-Z,Puff daddy,Dr.Dre... Etc
Unlike that one with poverty mentality,spraying easy money anyhow... They call him Empty Money(E-money)

Whitehousechick:
Jus yesterday, I created a thread so that good people of romanceland can shower me with so much birthday day wishes. The thread entered 7th page, only the first page was use used to wish me happy birthday.

The rest of the page was hijacked to throw insults and banter at enemies...

See the thread for yourself
www.nairaland.com/3646550/23rd-feb-6-00pm-im/7


I'm typing this with so much disappointments and I may deactivate any time soon

Next time create your damn birthday thread in family section.

Nobody cares on Romanceland.

engrjoseph208:
A FRIEND OF MINE NEEDS ADVICE, HE IS NOT ON NL SO I HAVE DECIDED TO POST IT FOR HIM SO HE COULD READ AND DECIDE.

Hi nairalanders, there is this girl I have been dating for some months now. I broke up with her when I could no longer tolerate her bullshit. Word is she was cheating on me with several guys including her exes and a married man. I never caught her with any hard evidence but I know she was cheating. I have once read her whatsapp chat where I saw loads of messages from different guys. I didn’t tell her about it because I figured that would mean I stoop too low to catch her.

Now my question is whether to bang her this Sunday or not because she has been begging me to take her back and I am thinking of banging her as a result of konji since I have no one for now. She does not know that I know her secret as regard the whatsapp chat. I just told her I needed a break. She is beautiful and has killer curves so it is difficult to take my eyes off her. I have no intention of dating her again because I cannot trust her with my past experience with her. I only want to lure her into sleeping with me once more by pretending I have forgiven her, then I will dismiss her finally.


PLEASE NAIRALANDERS, WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO IT OR JUST FORGET ABOUT HER? THANKS.

If you want to have sex with her, just go ahead and stop thinking that banging her would be an achievement for you and a punishment for her...

That is the average man's delusion because she may even want the sex more than you and could enjoy it more.

TPAND:
Na only Aproko dey blow whistle. Bad belle, because person work hard to buy G-WAGON, you carry whistle they blow upndown

No mind them.Na crab mentality dey worry the whistle blowers and their supporters.

Anything goes in Nigeria

OK

adorablepepple:
I just use to wonder,before the days of social media how do couples resolve issues. Was it not resolved within the family Even if they were separated they were able to make amends and get back together.
In this present dispensation, you can't settle family dispute in peace without putting it all over our faces. I put it to tonto that she is also a scam for making her husband look like a philanthropist...... so you were buying all those pink iPhone, pink range rover for yourself e kwa.. babe you deserve all you get in this your so called marriage. Mrs king Kong radarada

People who resolve their issues on social media are those who started having the very issues on social media.

Many responsible people are still resolving issues in the traditional family way.

So don't let it bother you.

Na lie

Swallows saliva and wipes off the wetness.

Scavenger

Na pikin wey don chop beleful go be technology addict.

Pikin wey never chop,go just carry the lappy go sell.

LePrezident:
I stopped reading where you typed "he's from my tribe"... really why are most nairalnders programmed this way?? Seems there's a fundamental problem with the society, smh.

It's a reflection of the mentality of the average Nigerian.
Religion and Ethnicity have created more divide in Nigeria.

TEMINIKANSOSO:
help me share it here! Pls.

OK,forget about it.

Came:
He that wears the shoes knows where it pinches, not all that glitters are gold, experience,they say is the best teacher. I wish you well Tonto.

Not all that glitters is gold.

"all" is used as a collective... Therefore the concordance is singular.

# use of English

timidapsin:
''Did You Give Me Life? Who Gave You The Right To Save Me'' - Frustrated Nigerian Man Who Locked Himself Inside His House And Set It On Fire Angry Asks His Saviors Who Saved Him From Killing Himself

Watch video below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTjUb-UvvU&feature=youtu.be

Dear suicidal man,don't mind them.
They are only saving you because they are religious,not that they really care.

TEMINIKANSOSO:
Pls, how can i last more than a minute! After series of pre-intimacy once i try to penetrates, the sperm just comes within one minutes. I am fedup! I am not even enjoying it, not to talk of my girlfriend!

Go to family section,there is a thread for that.
A guy explained how he moved from one minute man to 45 minutes man.
Very simple and effective method.No drugs involved,just some easily available fruits.
If you can't find the thread,send me a PM,I will copy and paste the link for you.
I won't post the link here because I believe that it's only the person who asked a question that should receive the answer.
I won't want opportunistic people to feast on your predicament.

HAH:
Good policy, transactions should be cashless in this days and time.

The CBN is even lenient to take it upto 500k with charges, left to me is outright ban, this has already happened in India a country of over 1.2billion people

Use your internet banking, mobile banking etc for transaction even if it is over 1 billion no one will charge you kobo.

Only criminals that want money trail to end that demand cash paymennt, eg drug deal, kidnapping, bribes etc

Personally I only use cash when I go to local market, everything is POS, Internet or mobile banking, with this you can easily audit my personal accounts

Mobile and Internet transfer still attract charges and have daily limits. Moreover,when there is a transaction error,the banks deliberately refuse to revert it and sometimes you would have to complain for more than a month.

You don't know much about Nigeria.

Jskelly11:
Good day all what good andriod phone can I get for that price range.

Thanks for your help

Don't you know how to do price check on konga or jumia

Jskelly11:
Good day all what good andriod phone can I get for that price range.

Thanks for your help

Itel S31

He sounds pained about the imminent

Lawyers are Liers

OK

NgeneUkwenu:
By now, The Father Of Ipob yoots, should be tell th difference between cutting Kpomo and the actual politics...

Is it use of English or keypad that caused this error

SweetBoyFriend:

Story for the gods

You think you can escape ATM scam ??

Those guys have updated from physically touching/seeing your wallet to digitally ripping you off

These ATM cards are nonsense, as far as it has a chip in it, your story will be different it a scammer walks by you with some device in his pocket

There are no theives or criminals in Africa, go to Russia, India and the USA, those guys eat and breath scam

You have not made any point

OK

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