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commyluv:
make we do wetin make we die?

Go and hug a wet step-up transformer with output of 300 volts

commyluv:
all this cheap gals

Frustration and jealousy na double wahala for your dead body

commyluv:
all this cheap gals

You that is expensive, ordinary English you cannot speak or spell correctly. gals(girls) is plural and should go with "these" not "this"

Very ugly

sosy25:
There is something I am not clear about this whistle blower policy. I also have information of looted millions of US Dollars hidden somewhere in the Andrew Yakubu format. Where exactly do I send the information to? Is it to an email address? Is it to a mobile number?

Even if you report to the right channel,someone else would take your glory.so the best thing is to negotiate with the "looters" for your own share.

AK6464:
Wonderful Idea but what happens when there's no wind? Or is he a wind maker?

It's either you didn't study physics or you studied it,but failed to comprehend the working principle of a windmill.

marvelck:
My ex boyfriend and I broke up about 6 months ago. And haven't seen nor talk to each other since then. But surprisingly, he has been paying 20k into my acct every month, despite the fact that we are no longer dating. And whenever I call him to explain why he's doing all this, he doesn't pick my calls nor reply my messages. I'm really confused.

Susan

Can't you transfer the money back to his account... Cheap girl,this is another dimension of Reaping where you did not sow(Gold digging) from a Mugu(your ex)

OK

Police

Good riddance to a weakling

chy4luv:
We've been married for 10 years. It wasnt like this in our middle years of marriage. Since last 3 years we'been quarrelling anytime we stay at home together. We quarrelled on 2nd of January when everyone is having new year resolution and were not on talking terms until nearly around 20th of January. Just last week Thursday we argued again to the extent that he went to our son's parents meeting without me. He later apologised and said we should forget the past and start on a clean state because I told him I want a separation that I really don't like this arguments. My worries being that it might result physical one day. Our kids are questioning now especially our daughter as why we shout and argue alot that she doesn't want us to separate and she is 7yrs. Today again we quarrelled, argued and shouted. He shouts and has a deep and loud voice. He is the type that when he is even gisting u have to keep reminding him to lower his voice. I am getting really tired. My husband is a nice man but don't meet him when he is angry. He has stopped car severally during arguments and left me and kids in the middle of the road at night and took a taxi home. I had to drive the car home. This has happened twice. When he is arguing in the car he doesn't want me to talk at all, if I talk he gets angry. I won't say I am a calm Lady. I also give him my own share of trouble. I used to think may be we are not compatible but we tend to gist and never lacked a topic to discuss but then sometimes starts arguing from our discussion which then leads to fights and name calling.

Two sanguines cannot lead the concert at the same time...

Damfostopper:
is it ur soul....

Your signature is my favorite verse..

checkolatunji:
Bet why?

Learn your pronunciation and spellings. It should be "But"

AutoJoshNG:
In this Article, AutoJosh reveals the Top 11 Most Used Car Brands In Africa.

Due to rapid urbanization, Africa has become the most sought after destination for car manufacturers.

According to Best Selling Car Blog, the top markets for new cars are South Africa, Algeria, Nigeria, Egypt and Morocco.

The love for 4×4 vehicles can also not be ignored due to bad roads, dirt roads and potholes.

Below is a list of the top eleven (11) most used car brands in Africa;

1. Toyota

https://autojosh.com/car-brands-in-africa/

Cc
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy

Toyota is the best

Both the real and fake jessicaseth are inconsequential...

It's only in Nigeria that people of no value to the society try to become important on social media and some wasted youths would be celebrating them.

Kayus4real:
I am a 500lvl medical student, I met this 100lvl girl sometimes last two months. I asked her out immediately. But she keeps on saying she loves me so much, but she can't date. She calls me almost every time. I am actually confused. Your opinions are highly needed.

You have been brother zoned

adastacy1:
Please guys, I know some able people who can give out one thousand, eight hundred Naira without it disturbing your pockets. But this is a request from a broke girl.

Please help me pay my subscription fee, I am terribly broke, please my fellow romancleanders!

My gotv Number is 4601858216.

God bless you

If you can't afford 1800 to subscribe.., then forget it.
Cut your coat according to your size or material...

Amarabae:
So disgusting and irritating. Thats the gay nonsense the west want to force upon Africans.

But you girls wear men's boxers,shoes,caps,trousers,shirts,wristwatches... Etc.

APCHaram:
Not in a vacuum and zero gravity empty space of Aso rock.
The naira is on its way to Pluto and beyond.
All thanks to that cadavar rotting away in a hospice in London.

Better pikin... You know your sciences Jare..

OK

roaringlamb01:
So... After returning at around 10 in the night from a job in Jos... On the 13th... I slept in thru out the 14th, which is a work day, yh?!

By the evening, she asked for her gift. After explaining how I lost my wallet which contained my driver's licence and two ATM cards... She has broken up with me! Moved her stuff from my house, and said I shld never call or ping her... That is 10 months worth of my time down the drain.

Girls don't want a good guy... They want the ones who mistreat them more than anything...

This situation is really funny to me, I taught I should leave that here.

Just forget about her and check paulkillerman's signature

middlebelter:
I am strongly in support of the OP on this matter.

The truth is some young guys come to this forum to insult people instead of addressing the issue that has been raised by OP. It is necessary for Seun and his team of MOD to take a closer look into how they can enforce discipline on this forum. This has become very important because foreigners flipping through this forum will likely develop wrong impression about Nigerians. Secondly, such attitude has often denied this forum of in-depth analysis of issues. Once a thread has been introduced, you see such guys introducing tribal, political or religious dimensions to the discussion thereby and the next thing will exchange of insults.

It is a public forum,you don't expect Seun to take whip and start flogging people up and down.
Even Facebook and Twitter are also filled with such disparaging remarks.
The so-called foreigners are free to develop whatever impression they like about Nigerians;what you see on Nairaland is a typical reflection of the mentality of the average Nigerian youth including you.
If you are so discontented with Nairaland,Go and create your own forum or simply deactivate your account.

Davash222:
That's all they know best.

They are men's natural intimacy gadgets.Factory made by The creator.

dicksononline:
Barcelona may need this line up in the 2nd leg to qualify

Spiderman

Merlin Hon-kong Thor

Harry-Potter


Swarzeneger
Bat-Man Superman


Jet-Li Jackie Chan

Don Yen


Subs: Antman, Hulk, under taker, Green Lantern,Captain-Planet and Ong-bak




For Arsenal, even the shaolin soccer squad wnt be able to help

Undertaker is far stronger in Real life than most of those fake characters you mentioned above like spider man,batman,merlin,superman,Harry Potter,etc

Grand father and Grand uncle

OK

Change111:
Am in a dilemma, I will try and summarize what happened.
I was drunk yesterday, not drunk stupor, I called my gf room mate, though my gf has always tell me about the girl adulterous behaviour, I don't have any tangible reason for calling her, I called her asking hereto come to my house.
She came, as a sharp stupid guy I was saying all thrash just to get her on bed. Eventually we had sex.
She opened the door to leave when i saw that my gf is already at the door. My gf came in and saw sperm on the bed, she cried and was so disappointed. I tried holding her back to beg her but she eventually left.
Am really sorry and I don't want to lose a year relationship. I so much love this girl and want to get married to her. My gf roommate now lied to my gf that I raped her. Am just confused now, what can I do?

Just go and die... In oshiomole's voice

AutoReportNG2:
Innoson cars next....

Please can someone please help to tell those at Innoson Motors to reply mails. Its been 4 days now and no word from them...

See more pictures and update here...

http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/02/2016-mercedes-benz-s550-review-of-dr.html

Source

OK,I will call their social media manager right now.

Dreyl:
If helping someone is that bad then i will stop my generosity right away, human beings are just so heartless and epitome of wickedness.

Stop helping females who are not your family members...

Check paulkillerman's signature

TrapQueen77:




Hahhahahaa... I can't stop laughing on this...


For sure a lot of men are soooo guilty of these acts but prolly won't admit...

You have changed your signature to something more dignifying...
I hope it reflects in all ramifications of your life.
Best wishes.

Bright girl.unlike her wasted Nigerian counterparts,who will graduate from watching Barbie to watching BbNaija.

curvilicious:
Extremely greedy man
Monopolistic person
Be doing as if he is helping the masses meanwhile he is actually scraping everywhere for himself see him say 260 jobs like say na beta person

Poverty striken mentality