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Business / Re: Alternative Means I Use In Getting Forex (usd,eur,gbp) For My Int'l Transactions by eferhia(f): 2:44pm On Oct 20, 2016
askefe2000@yahoo.com. please send to me
Autos / 2010 Registered Toyota Venza (3.8million) by eferhia(f): 1:58pm On Nov 05, 2015
2 Months Registered Toyota Venza

45k miles

please contact 07013596156

Autos / Registered Toyota Venza 2010 For Sale (2 Months Registered 3 Million Negotiable) by eferhia(f): 2:43pm On Nov 04, 2015
2 Months registered Toyota VENZA for sale at N3Million Available in LAGOS

Price Negotiable

Kindly contact me on

07013596156

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soft Copy Of Gmat Or Any Aptitude Test Format by eferhia(f): 12:16am On Jan 31, 2009
hello please could u send me same? my email is askefe2000@yahoo.com thanks alot and God Bless
Career / Re: I Shouldn't Do My Master Programme Or: by eferhia(f): 8:27am On Sep 25, 2008
good for you dont throw away another opportunity, you can go for your masters and get a better job, please do you know of any school in Nigeria presently admitting for postgraduate and masters? i am in need ofsuch info, thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Nigerian Universities by eferhia(f): 7:27pm On Sep 24, 2008
Hello Guys Please I am in need of some infomation, are there any schools now selling forms for masters and post graduate studies? please your response will be highly appreciated

keep up the good work smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Baker Oil Tool Jobs by eferhia(f): 12:04pm On Jan 28, 2008
hi guys actually that vacancy is old and the position has already filled but the website had not updated it. nice day all. please keep up the good work smiley
Jokes Etc / The Broken Bottle by eferhia(f): 1:56pm On Sep 19, 2007
THE BROKEN BOTTLE
>
> A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf, Of
> course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of
> the biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
> go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
> going
> to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
> voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
> was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
> near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke
> my window?"
>
> "Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you,  You
> see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
> give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
> myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
> blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
> do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady,
> what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
> country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
> safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
> wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
> you, honey?"
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same
> for you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
> of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours
> of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and
> asked, How old are you and your husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> "NO SHIT." He said, "Thirty five years old and both of you still
> believe in genies?
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve vs Omotola vs Ini Edo vs Stella damascus by eferhia(f): 2:20pm On Aug 15, 2007
cheesy Ini Edo is too local and,Genevive Feels too pompus she doesnt ve nice legs, Stella D is beauty in its own way but her shape is somehow. OMOTOLA is a Queen in every sense of the word.

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