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lirusehn:
EG my nigga, how far na?
E be like say you and CN bin don master all arts of flattery and hyping. You rock man.
How far you na?

Jesus Christ. I am very sorry I missed this my Boss of life.
Please pardon your boy.
I am very fine Boss, how about you?

Collegenews:
Xcemidasett
What on hell is wrong with you?
Do you know stressful it is to spell out this your moniker? Where did you get it from?

That is enough stress jere.
How are you? I am CN, single and searching, how about you?

Boss!
Oga nla.

xcemidasett:
I can assure you that you may guess you may wonder, you may think, you may be so convinced, but you can never figure out the person behind this username. Trust me bros enjoy your day

I swear I know you.
I could reason with you on your stance on Endsars even though it was too insulting because Boss' stance was neither in support or against, he only dragged clouthchasers who could have focused the protests to other parts of life. But on this issue of him being misogynistic I swear you are wrong. I have stayed with him for 20 days and I know more than you.
What is wrong if a man prioritizes worthiness over pettiness or irrelevances?
Is Tope not a lady? He gave her 50k first then sent her 54k gain because she is deserving of it. Is that who to call a misogynist?
He offered to give Liru and May 500k as supoosrt for her surgery, even if they rejected it, is May not a woman? What does this have to do with being a Woman hater? Have you seen her girlfriends? Me i have met them. I know how they speak highly of him. That life is even what I want.
To only be seen with worthy people either man or woman. If she called them farmtools, did she call all ladies farmtools? Aren't there farmtools indeed? Why denying their existence? Should I say because I want to be liked then I should start pretending all ladies are worthy? Or are good to be dated or be taken as wife? Haba na.
If you have issues against him, please strike it out but don't hide behind unnecessary things.
I put it up to you that he doesn't care. I swear down.
Even the other one that was busy fumming about Boss' stance on marriage likening it to mathematics and education, even tho he didn't see them I can swear if he did he won't even take any of you all seriously. It is about the money.
He had made his point and has left it for trolls.
Come out clean and let's trash it out, no one will take you seriously hiding behind a new moniker.
My last mention Auntie Love.

maynation:
Na wa o.

I mean you know I am very good at it.
Not like you are begging. Shey you get?

xcemidasett:
I won't drag you egoat. I like your personality and you are not nearly as hateful as your master. You should know from my post that am actually a female following all of you on dairy section. Yes I created a new moniker because I don't want anythiny messing up my main one which I use to do business on here. I am not any of the idiots messing up this thread. That's why I have to login again to clear this up. I did not and will never drag May. Only oluwa in Heaven will bless that mami.

I know you hate us.
Guess what, I know who is behind this moniker, this is about EndSars not even women.
Please I lock dreads for beautiful women for shikini money. Maynation is even begging me to help her. Should I book you a space in my salon?

I have a life, I have customers to attend to. I have a top class and executive barbershop to maintain.
I can't pay attention to a coward who had to create a new moniker to make an unsolicited opinion.
First you dragged May yesterday, now it's Collegenews. Are you misogynistic or you are the opposite yourself?
Let me help you call Senior Boss CN on phone and let him know an attention seeking billygoat needs his attention. That is if he is not busy making money.

Collegenews:
Nigga don ball since that time.

Super man.

Collegenews:
Graced him with all the attention I can afford.
His ancestors may have to come under my feet if he needs more.
How far na Maman?

I gallant senior man.
I dey manage keep life balanced. Trust you are ever gallant too.
Pfeee dey so?

Collegenews:
Nnu0000 when are you planning to have sense?
Now that you got the attention your exist for, can you run along?

The steady likes abi?
That guy no get brain at all, I swear.
I don notice since.

Collegenews:
You absolutely beat me to this.
I was going to type something like this.
I am always baffled.
Slay queens wey no get money, no get life no ambition no hope go dey form woke. They fight to belong. Here she is forming regular, not even regular but local. omo mehn.
I love this modesty.
We go reach there last last.

I feel the bolded boss.
Life no balance at all.

[quote author=maynation post=94813575][/quote]Olori Liru, you are too sweet abeg.
Just read your last update.
I was just smiling.
You are operating under an unknown grace, I swear to God.
Don't stop being you.
I have seen you and I know what I saw.
The girls who can't even clean the sole of your shoes are everywhere forming what they are not but with everything, you are still acting normal like a regular person. Others may not understand but me that I have seen you I can't stop wondering why you are sounding normal with everything, same with Oga Liru too. May God keep blessing you both and may nothing ever come in between you and Boss.
I admire you people's simplicity a lot.

maynation:
Thank you a lot for this. You are the best.
Then again, why are you quitting your diary? In case you are wondering, I am one of the five persons that liked that post about EndSARS.
Not because I support or oppose but because I didn't know anyway else to express my disgust with you deciding to stop updating your diary.

Kai May.

Collegenews:
Alright dear, it's even better as it mum's.
I will send 55k.
53k for the phone then use 2k for data subscription.
If you don't mind, you once said your mum is an academical doctor. In a private or public university?

YEZ BOZZ!

MZrapper.

Where is she
Almost a week since her return and we haven't heard from her.

DrNefarius:
I think Egoat has been banned.
Abi how do you explain his sudden disappearance?

DrNefarius:
Why is this thread dry?
Egoat hasn't even been online since saturday.
Is this how you want to be engrossed with this your barbing work?
Won't you rest and take a chill pill? I assume all these ones na initial gra gra or are you trying to prove to your helpers that you are serious and committed?

This guy, what's with this strange obsession?

prinx55555:
Na so.
Biko spare me a free ticket too.
Farida is dying to see me.

Your own na 2-sure boss.

prinx55555:
I tire for you o, that one no be joke again?
By the way, what's wrong in being upgraded?
You dimwits just like making issues where there is none.

Boss of Bosses.
People like 'it' do not deserve attention.
They are bored in their animal kingdom.

Queenyprinxex:
Dey there dey whine yourself.
Sent something to your mail.

I'm serious o.
Alright Mama.

Queenyprinxex:

Just laughed my ass out.
Yo cray man.

I am serious, I hardly understand when you type like that. Like that your convo with Oga Liru.
Didn't understand anything from it.

Queenyprinxex:
That smiling emoji means you are serious? Hope you ain't tryna make me curse ya butt?
Nay, not the one.

I don't understand wassup mehn wassup mehn o.
I wonder who the liker is.

Queenyprinxex:
She left when she didn't see you as in?
Like da phoq is this egbon talking about?

I can bet she left when she didn't see me.
Please help me tell her that I am doing very fine.
She should not worry herself too much.
Are you the one liking my posts?

Queenyprinxex:
The bolded, try Nuplazid, it cures hallucinations.
You have closed for the day I presume?
BTW May was online today, she used her diary's moniker.

Hallucinations? lmao.
Yeah I have closed. I close early when there is a serious match, guys seem to get busy.
Oh she came with that?
She must have come to check on me and she left when she didn't see me.
Oh my May.

Queenyprinxex:
You are talkative just like CN.
She has missed you too?
Oga I asked if you were praying to lose clientele??

Yes she has missed me too even more than I missed her.
Not praying to lose anyone o but it's just reality. When the free service is over, patronage will normally reduce. Its not badluck.

Queenyprinxex:
I refuse to hate you. You want the patronage to reduce?
You haven't been online for over 48 hours, were you not fine?

Lmao.
Okay May is fine.
But you can't compare na, I have been busy with one or three things as I have many customers to deal with but May is just recuperating na. And she has not been online for months, I expect her to hang around.
I have missed her and she has missed me too.

Queenyprinxex:
Just when I thought I have heard enough of this barbershop.
Nice to have you around.
I don't know but I miss you around these days.

Who won't miss me?
I beg you in the name of God that is a joke.
I am happy to be misssssssssssssssssed.

Don't worry, the free service ends today, patronage may reduce.
More time for the boy.
May isn't online today, I hope she's fine?

Queenyprinxex:
I don't understand this your on-and-off presence.
Are you cutting all the hairs of your fellow Nigerians?

You know when the boy is good, you have plenty, customers.
Did I tell you my Salon is the best and the most beautiful in this entire town of mine ?
I swear o.
You can imagine how everyone wants to taste the boy.

Hello Family.
Who missed this boy?

I missed everyone here including those who aren't missing me.

Mama Farida will be in Nigeria today (if she is not here already sef).
If you want to see her, please send me a PM.
Limited chances and Terms and conditions apply. Free ticket to May.
PS
Anyone who reads Oga CN's update and didn't laugh aloud is a sadist.

MZrapper:
Okies.
Good night sweetie.
See you!

Maami toh gbayi.
O'daaro ma.

MZrapper:
Glad you understood that question. That your area scares the living hell out of me. You welcome chale.
I trust you'll be fine sha.
Please be!
Home already?

Lol. I know what's up. Thanks mama mi.
Yeahhhh I'm home.

MZrapper:
All the best chale mi.
I will definitely need a few days to cool off, so I can't tell when it will be.
But I will have CN update you however it goes.
Hope your shop isn't far from your home tho? That's with the closing at odd hours.

Alright Ma, I am looking forward to everything.
Not too far. It is trekkable and I am never alone too. Thanks for your concern mama.

MZrapper:
Yeah, it means customers.
And yeah, I can't wait to see you too.
Would the free service help the business growth? How are you coping with the fueling and all?

I believe it will help a lot, since it's a new salon I have to attract them with that offer so that they can have a free trial that will convince them. Oga CN gave me the advice tho, and it's working.
I am coping, I still have some change left and some old papas do pay too. Only the young guys don't. If you arrive on Saturday, when will it be?