₦airaland Forum

prinx55555:
I tire for you o, that one no be joke again?
By the way, what's wrong in being upgraded?
You dimwits just like making issues where there is none.

Boss of Bosses.
People like 'it' do not deserve attention.
They are bored in their animal kingdom.

Queenyprinxex:
Dey there dey whine yourself.
Sent something to your mail.

I'm serious o.
Alright Mama.

Queenyprinxex:

Just laughed my ass out.
Yo cray man.

I am serious, I hardly understand when you type like that. Like that your convo with Oga Liru.
Didn't understand anything from it.

Queenyprinxex:
That smiling emoji means you are serious? Hope you ain't tryna make me curse ya butt?
Nay, not the one.

I don't understand wassup mehn wassup mehn o.
I wonder who the liker is.

Queenyprinxex:
She left when she didn't see you as in?
Like da phoq is this egbon talking about?

I can bet she left when she didn't see me.
Please help me tell her that I am doing very fine.
She should not worry herself too much.
Are you the one liking my posts?

Queenyprinxex:
The bolded, try Nuplazid, it cures hallucinations.
You have closed for the day I presume?
BTW May was online today, she used her diary's moniker.

Hallucinations? lmao.
Yeah I have closed. I close early when there is a serious match, guys seem to get busy.
Oh she came with that?
She must have come to check on me and she left when she didn't see me.
Oh my May.

Queenyprinxex:
You are talkative just like CN.
She has missed you too?
Oga I asked if you were praying to lose clientele??

Yes she has missed me too even more than I missed her.
Not praying to lose anyone o but it's just reality. When the free service is over, patronage will normally reduce. Its not badluck.

Queenyprinxex:
I refuse to hate you. You want the patronage to reduce?
You haven't been online for over 48 hours, were you not fine?

Lmao.
Okay May is fine.
But you can't compare na, I have been busy with one or three things as I have many customers to deal with but May is just recuperating na. And she has not been online for months, I expect her to hang around.
I have missed her and she has missed me too.

Queenyprinxex:
Just when I thought I have heard enough of this barbershop.
Nice to have you around.
I don't know but I miss you around these days.

Who won't miss me?
I beg you in the name of God that is a joke.
I am happy to be misssssssssssssssssed.

Don't worry, the free service ends today, patronage may reduce.
More time for the boy.
May isn't online today, I hope she's fine?

Queenyprinxex:
I don't understand this your on-and-off presence.
Are you cutting all the hairs of your fellow Nigerians?

You know when the boy is good, you have plenty, customers.
Did I tell you my Salon is the best and the most beautiful in this entire town of mine ?
I swear o.
You can imagine how everyone wants to taste the boy.

Hello Family.
Who missed this boy?

I missed everyone here including those who aren't missing me.

Mama Farida will be in Nigeria today (if she is not here already sef).
If you want to see her, please send me a PM.
Limited chances and Terms and conditions apply. Free ticket to May.
PS
Anyone who reads Oga CN's update and didn't laugh aloud is a sadist.

MZrapper:
Okies.
Good night sweetie.
See you!

Maami toh gbayi.
O'daaro ma.

MZrapper:
Glad you understood that question. That your area scares the living hell out of me. You welcome chale.
I trust you'll be fine sha.
Please be!
Home already?

Lol. I know what's up. Thanks mama mi.
Yeahhhh I'm home.

MZrapper:
All the best chale mi.
I will definitely need a few days to cool off, so I can't tell when it will be.
But I will have CN update you however it goes.
Hope your shop isn't far from your home tho? That's with the closing at odd hours.

Alright Ma, I am looking forward to everything.
Not too far. It is trekkable and I am never alone too. Thanks for your concern mama.

MZrapper:
Yeah, it means customers.
And yeah, I can't wait to see you too.
Would the free service help the business growth? How are you coping with the fueling and all?

I believe it will help a lot, since it's a new salon I have to attract them with that offer so that they can have a free trial that will convince them. Oga CN gave me the advice tho, and it's working.
I am coping, I still have some change left and some old papas do pay too. Only the young guys don't. If you arrive on Saturday, when will it be?

MZrapper:
Cool to know work is fine and better that you are getting high clientele, quite encouraging.
I plan on coming on Saturday.
When do you close?

Clientele means customers? If yes.
The number is very high but it's because I am currently running a free service for now.
I close 9 PM if there aren't customers to attend to, but yesterday I closed 11, same with Monday.
Naija people like feww things.
I can't wait to see you Ma.

MZrapper:
Yeah, been a while.
I see you've been busy these days.
I'm fine my darling, how is work?

True Mama, I have a lot of customers to attend to.
Work has been fine, bless God.
Now that you are in GH, when should we be expecting you?

MZrapper:
You tried with that guess work tho.

Good evening Mama. Long time.
How are you?

maynation:
My manfriend.
Miss you more.

I am the happiest to have you back.

Collegenews:
By the time I'm done showing you people my spiritual side, you all will be in my DM with your prayer requests.

No be lie Boss.

Win, lose or draw.
#COYG regardless.

Queenyprinxex:
To who? You? God forbid.
Small girl with no respect for elders.

Na wa o.

Hahahahaha.
May is backkkk.

Wow!
Thank you God.

Collegenews:
I had a dream that May came online.
Y'all should watch out, she will be here soonest like in less than a week.
My dreams don't fail.
I'm down for a million naira bet tho, just in case.

Bosssssss!

maynation:
Thanks so much sweet Sist.
Miss you more

Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Two words.
Missssssssssssssssssssss you.



Happy to have you back.

Drhealer:
Where is Egoat? That guy has been away for days.
Abi is he serving ban?

Man I have important things to get busy with.
Please stop disturbing my mentions.

Sehindemi:
Very funny.
Haven't checked my email yet tho.
I can imagine the content.
How was service Deary?

Service was fine Mama.
Please go and check.

Sehindemi:
Why you no go SAmbisa?

I can relocate to Sambisa for anyone here.
Mama Demi wey be like Idians.
Mama Demi wey fine like Miss Universe.

Hope you saw my letter of appreciation?
I was awake all through the night composing it with dictionary by my side.