₦airaland Forum

missghost:
Don't hold grudges in the church brother Egusi soup.
Forgive obiagelli and let joy fill your heart once again.

*Continues steaming the Dog Meat for the Soup*

cc:
ebamma
boiledcorn
Friedplantain
bitterleafsoup
redoil

missghost:
I noticed that many romancelander don't go to church so I decided to create this thread for all those who will be online this morning

So drop your inspirational messages and word of thanks.
Inspire and encourage a romancelander.
Sing, praise God and be happy In his Presence.

Let me start by saying ~ Thank you Lord for granting us the grace to see today. Thanks for your mercies that are new every morning.
All glory be ascribed to your name Amen.

I yam prepared Egusi Soup and bring to church this morning somebody should pleased cooked GARRI and bring it come.

Once again all Nairalanders should knows that the battle life is draw between me an Obiagelli

































Egusi Soup.

Obiagelli:
The type of development we long for not some slow poke locomotives.

And where shall they sourced the money from @ N50 per barrel?

An Igbo woman supporting a gambari is an insult of tribal efficiency.

cramjones:
I am not surprised that these bastards whose brother have emptied our treasury, shared our common wealth for his failed election bid, and basically institutionalized corruption and elevated drug traffikers and theives want to do same to Ibori.

I cant wait for this clueless man currently referred to as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to rot in Jail.

General Sir, we await you to get our justice system to get these bastards rot in Jail. Any attempt to blow up our pipelines will be met with brute force. Buhari will not take this nonesense. Never again, will we have rif raffs threatening a whole country!

-CramJones

Cramjones: Jonsing since 1986 BC

Join the army and come and unleash the brute force in the creeks where your so called Nigeria gets its food from and see the result.

I wish amala has no Sense reducing property. Nincompup!

garrix8:
Who is this nematode??

The oil belongs to Nigeria.

I yam Egusi Soup not your fellow nematodes.

You must be in Jupiter to think there is one Nigeria!

Obiagelli:
Officially, Nigeria exports 2 million barrels of crude oil
daily. At the current price of 60 US dollars per barrel, that
translates into 120 million US dollars.

120 million x 365day = 43,800,000,000

43 billion dollars @ 60% ( rumoured sharing formula between Nigeria and oil companies)

That means Nigeria makes 25.8 billion dollars annually.

$25.8 billion x 200 naira = 5.1 trillion naira.


Nigeria's 2014 budget was N4.6 trillion meaning we still have about 0.5 trillion naira change.
www.channelstv.com/2014/04/09/nigerian-senate-passes-4-6-trillion-naira-2014-budget/


FEDERAL INLAND REVENUE

Nigeria generated N4.69tn Revenue in 2014

www.thisdaylive.com/articles/firs-generates-n4-69tn-revenue-in-2014/200484/

Adding N4.69 trillion (firs) + 5.1 trillion (crude oil) = 9.79 trillion.

If our budget was N4.6 trillion then we have a balance of 5.1 trillion naira that nobody accounts for.

Barcanista asked where we will find 1.8 trillion to take care of our most vulnerable citizens, this balance of 5.1 trillion will be taken away from the pockets of criminals and militants.

Seun
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
MizMyColi
MzJackBaueress.

EDIT.


I forgot the FG gets 52% of total income, even at that we have a balance of 0.6 trillion naira which is sufficient for the first stage of the social programs.
The APC government has said one of its major income earners is the mining industry.

This plans with financial discipline is very much achievable.

Please note that my analysis is based our major source of income ( oil and taxes), i have not touched other income earnings.

I chased Berem out of this forum and you might be my next target Obiagelli. So the oil produced from the creeks is what you want to use yet you are foolishly following people who say they are born to rule you.

I feel for the Igbo race!

So what should we do?

leisuretym:
PLS I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
Am cooking Efo Riro, have added Pepper, Onion, Engine Oil, Sugar, Maggi. Pls what else should I add to it?
Thanks

Just try and get small sense add it

JONATHAN Till 2019.