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RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by Ehise99(m): 11:18am On Feb 02, 2009
OP is a revolting attention LovePeddler, no way in hell somebody can fall in love with her
RomanceWill Monogamy Continue To Exist? by Ehise99(op): 11:16am On Feb 02, 2009
please a need answers to this question because the way i am seeing things we are about to come to the end of monogamy. Thank God africa is restored.
AutosWho Wants To Buy European Cars? by Ehise99(op): 7:09pm On Feb 01, 2009
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Music/RadioDoes Anyone Know A Song That Goes Like Praya Is Mah Lead by Ehise99(op): 4:08pm On Feb 01, 2009
It's a lady with a strong african accent singing PRAYA IS MY LEAD MY LITTLE huh?? PRAYA IS MY LEAD MY LITTLE huh
RomanceNow My Gf Accuses Me Of Cheating! by Ehise99(op): 3:35pm On Jan 30, 2009
Like a week ago I told her I found women's sock in my bedroom and I asked her if they were hers


When she then visited me she said yes and she took them


Now she called me and she says the socks are not hers so I'm cheating on her


Wtf they must be my fathers girlfriends socks because they were clean, so maybe my father took them off the dry stand and threw them in my room thinking they were my girlfriends or mine

wtf am I supposed to do?
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RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 1:25am On Jan 30, 2009
goddamnit she won't confess. what can i do
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 1:13am On Jan 30, 2009
Busy_body:
The message was clearly not meant for you, and there was nothing in that message to indicate that she was cheating on you with someone else, but the big BUT is why did she have to lie that the message was meant for you undecided



Sister Amebo, I see you o kiss
EXACTLY it's very disturbing she is lying about it. if it was for me then why would she say "it's your friend" at the end? i can read her name on my screen what the hell
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 1:09am On Jan 30, 2009
yeah i'm pretty confused. on top of this all she is a religious fanatic from a celestial church of a jehova jerry or something
theywear white dresses and shit

if she is cheating god can strike her down with celestial lightning bolts up her ass
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 1:05am On Jan 30, 2009
she sent a message with only "p" inside earlier
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 1:04am On Jan 30, 2009
amebo no.1:
poster has she confessed? undecided
no she keeps claiming she sent it to me. i will act like i believe her for now and try to make the truth come out one way or another
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 12:55am On Jan 30, 2009
Treetop20:
white folks are not the only ones who suffer
from bipolar
borderline is the word you are looking for ya degenerate lowlife motherfucker, bi polar is more stable
RomanceMost Romantic Song Ever! by Ehise99(op): 12:52am On Jan 30, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VNQj1_KmkI


DJ Quest do it [high voice]

[Telephone Call: Aviance]
Nigga this is the 15th muthafuckin time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And u ain't respondin to nothin
What the Bleep is you doing
Who the Bleep is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My gurlz already done put me up on your ass tonight
When u get home I got some news for yo bitch ass

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 1: Riskay]
It's 4 oclock and I'm sleepin
It's late night and u creepin
You coulda told me, "I'm leaving"
Now I know your out there cheatin

Why you gotta do me like that
When I call u don't call me back
I'm texting u, like nigga where u at
That's bleeped up, way u do me like that

[Verse 2: Aviance]
I'm here sleepin, u trickin
In the club with dirty full of bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures

You was on the dance floor grindin
With a striper Ho named Diamond
You was flossin hard, u was shinnin
Everything she drank, u buying
But nigga u need to stop lying

Before I get mad and pull out my Nine
U want a new bitch to Bleep, then that's fine
But don't Bleep hers, then try to Bleep mine

U keep tellin me "u ain't touch her"
But some keep tellin me u gone bleeped'er
And I ain't that bitch, u want to play with
Nigga drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 3: Real]
Yo, hey
Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
That's how a bitch get'er eye swole'up
And I don't give a damn wat your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the Bleep u mean

They ain't got no bisnuz, eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no bisnuz, tryin me like dat
I wasn't even feelin Diamond like dat
I was wilin', but I wunt clownin like dat

That's allright, that's okay
No one believe wat your homegirl say
A nigga like me, drink alot of liquor
Meet a lot bitches, take a lot of pictures

I might break bread, with one or two strippaz
But that don't mean u gotta pull ma zippa
Thinking I be down the whole town
Even though I got enough dick to go around (round, round)

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick
RomanceRe: How Do Men Cheat On Ladies by Ehise99(m): 12:50am On Jan 30, 2009
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 12:43am On Jan 30, 2009
so why is she calling herself my "friend" what the hell is this shyte
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 9:16pm On Jan 29, 2009
SeanT21:
There is no need in displayng her pics on nairaland.Now i see why your girl left U for a guy name abe!!
lol it's just her profile pic you degenerate LovePeddler
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Guy That Is Two Years Older Than You by Ehise99(m): 9:14pm On Jan 29, 2009
no old crap thanks
RomanceRe: If U Catch Ur Daughter And A Man On Ur Bed, What Will U Do by Ehise99(m): 9:11pm On Jan 29, 2009
slap his ass and make LovePeddler sounds so he freaks out and never contacts her again
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 9:09pm On Jan 29, 2009
I'm an immature attention seeking kid don't ask me to grow up, ask the showglass ashi to take a hike, there's children around here
RomanceRe: Getting The Courage To Leave by Ehise99(m): 7:31pm On Jan 29, 2009
get back in the kitchen woman
RomanceRe: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Ehise99(m): 6:40pm On Jan 29, 2009
DaPhoenix:
Fucking pedophile. Keep wishing because no girl wants your diseased shit touching them.
i'm 20 and it's perfectly legal and moral to do them you ignorant blob

they'll be sucking me to the tunes of lil waynes lollipop song like last time ya fucking slowpoke
RomanceRe: : Dad In The Club With Son's Coursemate In School? by Ehise99(m): 6:37pm On Jan 29, 2009
dads are people too
RomanceRe: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Ehise99(m): 6:35pm On Jan 29, 2009
DaPhoenix:
like they are doing to your girl right about now? Hmm nah, I'm not a slut but I can see why she would though Abe and Abel are freaking HOT unlike yo ugly ass lol.

@Sauron, actually he's one of the nicest dudes on here.
You can't hurt me stupid cunt, tomorrow two 17 year old girls are coming to my place to drink and party then we'll go out and they'll sleep over

i'm getting pussy i don't give a Bleep die ugly LovePeddler
RomanceRe: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Ehise99(m): 6:21pm On Jan 29, 2009
DaPhoenix:
Nicca shut up and send the poem to your girl. . . maybe she'll get off Abe and Abel's privates lol.
why don't you skullfu[color=black]c[/color]k yourself to death with your Love Machine?
RomanceRe: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Ehise99(m): 6:18pm On Jan 29, 2009
get a life
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by Ehise99(op): 6:03pm On Jan 29, 2009
DaPhoenix:
https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif Whatever. I refuse to waste further time on this thread. Yes, she is cheating on you with Abe and Abel. Feel better now?

https://i40.tinypic.com/2r5c4lw.jpg
i'll live afteryou leave

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