₦airaland Forum

DaPhoenix:
@poster, insecure much?

einstein is that you?

lysaa:
lmao

I think she sent it to u.
check this.

"How body na, =how are u?
abe you no see ~abi you nor see my msg= Or didn't u see my msg?
My message?
Maybe you dey buzy. But wat
you do today?~ maybe u dey buzy but wetin u do today?= maybe u were busy but what did u do today?
If you finished you call me. = when u are done, call me
abel na
yor Friendo. Bleep"~ I be ur friend o = I'm ur friend o.

lol. she aint good in it too, trying to impress u with the lang, she's ended up misrepping herself.

abeg forgive her ignorance.

let's see what makes more sense:

How are you, or didn't you see my message?

OR

How are you, Abe didn't you see my message?

Hotstepper:
then the message is for you since somewhere in the message it said  she things u r busy so u should call her lata

the first one cannot really be considered a message, it's just a "p"


also she has a weird theory. she claims she cannot be confused because with an iPhone your messages are distributed in folders, one folder with inbox, outbox and message sending function per person.


what the hell

debosky:
kiss kiss kiss?   More suspect

The key question is this - did she send you a message that you didn't reply to?

yes she sent me a message at  7:47 pm yesterday

"P"


only a p,


I was in the gym so didn't check or replied to it


then I received the notorious pidgin message at 8:05 pm

yes she knows i don't know pidgin i only know random words like ashewo koko toto and shit

she didn't put her name after she put Bleep after as in kisskisskiss


goddamnit i'm not sure about anything anymore.

ogazi007:
so funny i forgot to laugh
u dont need to laugh,start crying

keep all that to urself and tell us if  you have learnt anything from all the contributions  made so far on this topic.

not really some say yes she's cheating some say no she's just an illiterate fruitcake

it's 50/50

Hotstepper:
I think she just cant spell what she wants to write

"How body na,
abe you no see
My message?
Maybe you dey buzy. But wat
you do today? If
you finished you call me. abel na
yor Friendo. Bleep"

To me she meant to say

"How body na,
abi you no see My message?
Maybe you dey busy. But wat
you do today? If
you finished you call me. abeg na
yor Friendo. Bleep"

if you are right then what the hell does she mean with "abeg na yor friendo"

a prostitute from the showglass they can't break your heart only your back

she keeps claiming she wrote abe/abi which is not a name and she claims abel is not a name and it also was supposed to be abe/abi and she keeps claiming she sent it to me


she also claims she sent it in pidgin "for fun"

what the hell goddamnit she keeps lying lying lying



she also says I don't have to ask the money I just payed her lawyer so she wouldn't get deported back because otherwise I can pay her pussy water back


what the hell then she can pay my sperm back as well pussy water what the hel

ogazi007:
pls be a man of your words and save us all these troubles

so funny i forgot to laugh



gay

I told her I will kill myself if she doesn't confess and she can live happily with abel.


l'ts seehow that goes (no i'm not really gonna kill myself u kidding? )

chikito1:
hahahahahahaha.

What if the girl isn't laying

She may be scared nowwwwwwww.

Yes she is suddenly writing me a message while she normally rarely if ever sends me one at this strange hour

she suddenly talks t me in pidgin what she has never done and i don't understand

she is saying abe or abel


how can she not be lying,

I think I will start doing like I did before I met her. Have no girlfriend and just go to prostitutes. At least you know what you are getting with them.

I called her and she was supposedly driving with somebody to church and didn't want to talk. I said well then it's finished and she said u do what u want.

goddamn LovePeddler. i hate her so much now

amebo no.1:


@topic

if it was for just a friend,she will tell u it was a mistake and should be for a friend,but whenever a girl denies and tries to intimidate u wt one claim of "it was for u" when u both know dat uve never said or talked to eachother like dat or in dat manner

then sir,she is cheating on u

exactly she bleeped up by claiming the message was for me. goddamn LovePeddler

I just called her, she didn't pick and I said on her voicemail

"I'm still confused about your message. Maybe yousaid abi in the first part, but you are clearly saying abel in the second part. So you are sending messages to another man. Yeah"

I also sent her a text message:

"It will be better when you tell me the truth. I am not a fool. Abel is a man's name and you are sending him message like you are craving his attention.If you don't tell me the truth it's finished between us. When you tell me the truth it will be better."

that'swhat I thought she keeps claiming she sent it to me on purpose but that's not possible why the Bleep would she suddently be sending me texts in pidgin? also it was around 7 an hour she never ever sen me a text

she also violently claims abe is not a name.

my nigerian friend chucks says she's sending a guy named abe


goddamnit this sucks ass

gotta go to school please keep the replies coming see u all later

by accident. it is in some sort of broken english. I need your help nairalanders!!!

First of all does it look like she is sending it to a man?

Secondly is she sending it to a guy called abe or abel?

She tells me she was sending it to me and that abe is not even a name

I just can't believe that because i can't speak this language and in these two years she has never sent me a text in broken english

"How body na,
abe you no see
My message?
Maybe you dey buzy. But wat
you do today? If
you finished you call me. abel na
yor Friendo. Bleep"

Please people help me out !!!!!!

so maybe it changed once people started travelling all over the world?

Missy B:
I can say it but can't write it wella.

just spell it phonetically

She told me that in Nigeria when your parents sell you to a man you cannot run away. If you run away people will bring you back to your husband. If you refuse to have sex with him, the village women will come and hold you.

Truth or fallacy?

Seun:
English is the only language that all Nigerians understand. If your mum was Igbo and you were Edo, you would be having the same "problem". No need for sadness.

Thanks Seun, I was not really crying

sexyLeamon:
just the way some black women do not like seeing a black guy with a white girl. if I was you I wouldn't stress myself about it.

yes I noticed that too, weird things are happening

spikedcylinder:
Whats your own race?

My mom was from Ghana and my dad from Nigeria. I'm lost in the middle and only speak english

545555555555555555555555555555555555555

I want to say it to my baby

Other romantic stuff also welcome if you can say it in Edo

Thanks people

janami:
u have an attitude problem

No, just stating the facts.

I would just like to say that all you nairaland members suck at English and are probably all unemployed losers, that's why you project your issues on new members saying "JOBLESSNESS AND ATTENTION SEEKER" and "YOUR ENGLISH IS TERRIBLE" over and over again.

CY_clone:
Ehise:
Someone offered to pay you 50E, why don't you accept it and STFU?

Ok pay me 50 euro and i will stfu

Okija_juju:
Girl I live in a bullet proof fortress so I fear no stones.

Nobody can comprehend the gibberish you write. No offense.

You live in your own little world, that's for sure.

Okija_juju:
What the Bleep are you going on about again?? ARe you saying its 25euros in belguim or what?? I think you should invest in education than in your hair.

He who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones. Your English sucks as well.

Hazel-eyed:
common girl!!!!!!!!!did maximus beg u to help him collect his money?it's just a frigging sum of 8k.haba!!!!!!!!

The bitch was telling my boyfriend to leave me before, it's personal I wouldn' be surprised if she sexed him before.

Pataki:
@ Ehise99,

If I pay you the 50Euros, will you let the matter die? That is the amount prostitutes collect in the red light districts of the the Netherlands.

What a thread!

Are you saying I am a prostitute? In fact you are mumu because they are only 25 in Belgium