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hello guys, pls I currently work in a company, i dont earn much, so i want to double my source of income, pls is there any business i can invest in, to yield me profit every month?? pls if u know, let me know pls!!! Thanks |
mustylaw45:lolz |
hmmmm |
CoolFreeday:hmmm |
blakid:lolz, thats fact |
#25,000 |
Its called the Smart Health Watch, this model is newly released and it came with lots of amazing features: 1. 24 hours whole day continuous Heart rate monitor (dynamic & static) 2. Blood pressure monitor (auto set on app) 3. Pedometer for step, distance, calories burn 4. Sleep monitor 5. Notification: call reminder, messages reminder with text display, social media, Sedentary reminder, alarm 6. TFT IPS colorful screen, one-point touch 7. Remote Camera 8. Anti-lost alert and find the phone; 9. Stopwatch & countdown 10. Waterproof: IP67 11. Colors: black, red and blue 12. Direct plug-in USB Check out the unboxing video below: |
kristonium:hmmm but Iceland cant be compared with France, i dont think we will |
Zita55:lolz, funny!!! FTC |
As we all know, Nigeria Super Eagle faced one of the Country (Argentina) with the most skilled player Messi, on the 26th of June 2018, and was defeated with a scoreline 1-2 in favour of Argentina, had it been its the other way round, that is, Nigeria defeated Argentina 2-1 would Nigeria have defeated France yesterday?? Could it have been France going home yesterday or Nigeria ? |
bigpicture001:i got a commendation twice within 6months, no worker in tge company has ever made that since the company's establishment, thats a prove that am good at my job |
BluntBoy:thanks 4 this |
Erums:hmmm thats too much |
thesicilian:alright thanks alot |
It was early this morning, as i felt the fresh air all over my room, i checked and discovered there was no power(light), so i moved to my bed to see if i can sleep again,but unfortunately, i cant. I was busy staring at my ceiling as if its displaying a movie, when i concluded that, i should try and exercise my feet, i got up dressed, got to the front of my house, turned left and started jogging. After covering few kilometers, I located a girl battling with a sport bicycle , then I said to myself ***she must be doing the same thing am doing ooooo.......exercising*** then I decided to walk up to her and know the problem. As I got to where she was, I said to her....... Enoch: hello miss, good morning ***then she turned and said*** Girl: hi good morning ***wow! She is even more pretty than I thought I said to myself *** Enoch: am so curious to know what my pretty damsel is doing here all alone and early this morning? Girl: ***smiled*** huh! Am having issues with this biclycle's pedal, I almost fell down while I was cycling. Enoch: Hmmm, but the angels are always there to catch you, you won't dash your feet against stone Girl: you must be very funny and naughty, permit me 2 use that word....well, am not Jesus Christ, and if I am, what should I tell you, depart from me devil? Are you the devil here? Enoch: ***laughing*** well, I guess am not the devil, probably, I should be an angel, who came all the way from heaven to catch you Girl: ***smiling*** but I didn't fall Enoch: I think I came to save you from the snare of your bicycle, I think d bicycle is the devil here Girl: haaaa, what kind of guy are you? Well, I submit. Enoch: I won, now let me perform the duty of an angel, let me check your bicycle. ***I checked the pedals, although I don't know anything about bicycles, but thanks to God, I located the pedals and adjusted it.*** Enoch: OK miss, your bicycle is now perfect, I told you am an angel from heaven Girl: ***smiled, while nodding her head as a sign of acceptance *** Girl: thank you very much, where are you heading to? Enoch: down the street Girl: my home is not far from here Enoch: OK miss Then she said her name is Sonia, she asked about my name, while we were strolling down the street and I said Enoch: call me Enoch, the name was given to me by my grandfather, he ascended to heaven without dying, and am doing the same. Sonia: I think you should just become a pastor and stop wasting your time Enoch: ***smiled*** no ooo, I was a pastor in my past life, please not again Sonia: I swear u are very funny Enoch: lol, am not Then we got to a very charming big building,and she said Sonia: this is where I stay Enoch: wow! You stay here? It's awesome Sonia: reserve your comments until you come in As she opened the gate, I came in, I was lost 4 about 30seconds, staring at the big building mounted at the center of the compound, the numbers of car in the compound, wow! This is paradise on earth, then she said Sonia: lets go in Enoch: go in? How will it look like? Sonia: you will See for yourself Then we entered into the House... Oh my God! Am i Still on earth? The tiles were made of glass, you can even see you clear face in it. The the leather cushion, painting on the wall and others, are all tempting, then she said... Sonia: come over to my room, it's upstairs ***i couldn't say a word*** while I followed her to her room, i sat on her bed, she offered me wine I don't even the name, and sat beside me, as I was sipping it, she said Sonia: Enoch, I discovered something about you Enoch: wow! What is it? Sonia: I discovered u are very funny and fun to be with, so I had to bring you here, I want you to always keep me company Enoch: haa, just that? No problem, I will always be here ***she smiled, and stared at me as her head was getting close to mine*** then I said to myself, what is she planning to do? She wants to kiss me? Enoch, you better grab your copy now, so i played along, as we were about to kiss, I heard a car horn, then she stopped and said... Sonia: that should be my dad's car Enoch: your dad's car? What should I do? Should I jump through the window? ***i was very terrified*** Sonia: but I thought you said you are an angel, just spread your wings and fly away Enoch: Sonia, please this is not a joke, what should I do? Sonia: just be calm, it's nothing Then I heard her dad's voice, Dad: Sweet heart! Sonia! Sonia: yes dad Then we both moved downstairs to where her dad was. Her dad pecked and hugged her, then he said Dad: dear, who is this young man? Enoch: good good morning sir*** my heart was pounding hard, as if it will jump out of my chest and run home*** Dad: good morning young man Sonia: dad, this is my fiance I told you about ***then I started reasoning fiance? Are you joking? *** Dad: oh! I remember, so this is him, you are welcome my inlaw ***now it's more confusing here, I can't just understand*** then he saidt Dad: sit down my inlaw Enoch: OK thank you sir ***i sat down and Sonia sat beside me*** Dad: Hmmm, have been waiting for her to bring her husband home, so that I can do the necessary thing, and since she has done so, I think it is time... ***he opened his briefcase and gave me a document and said Dad: am willing this whole building, the properties in it, including the cars, two of my companies and a sum of $50million to you and my daughter. ***i thought it was a mistake, not until he gave me the house and the properties documents and also the two companies documents, then he said after giving me the documents*** Dad: this is a cheque of $50million, have fun ***then he closed his briefcase hugged his daughter,gave me a hand shake and went inside*** I couldn't say anything, then I remembered how much I wish to possess the LATEST APPLE laptop, then I said to myself, now I can afford it. Sonia and I started having fun just as instruted by her father. Two week later, it was our wedding day, I received a Skype video call on my apple laptop I just bought, from a friend that my bride is already in the church, I adjusted my bow tie and dashed into the Landcruiser 2020 vehicle and head to the church, I entered into the church and saw so many people sitted and also my Sonia sitting patiently, then the priest called on me and my bride, did the necessary thing and said Priest: now you can kiss your bride Then I pulled her close, as I was about to kiss her, I received a hard punch on my arm Then I opened my eyes and saw my roommate beside me on the bed and pushing me away... Then he said Roommate: guy Wetin now? You have been caressing and kissing me since, Guy u be Gay? ***it was then I noticed all of it was just a Dream*** then I started searching my pocket, to See Maybe I can see the $50million Sonia dad gave to me, but it was no where to be found***then I said Enoch: haaaaa Guy but why? Roommate: Wetin? you better let's think of how we will cook this morning before going for lectures, there is no light to power the electric cooker, what will we do? Enoch: I know exactly what we can do Roommate: what is it? Enoch: pick the pot, plates and the ingredients we will use in cooking Roommate: and then? Enoch: don't worry, am taking it to my dream I will cook it there or just serve yourselves empty plates, I will bring food now from my dream. Roommate: you are crazy Enoch: me? I will punish you, I will cook the food in my dreams and eat it there, nothing for you **as I was covering myself with my wrapper to sleep again, I heard sounds on the door** Knock knock knock Enoch: who is it? Girl: it's me Sonia Enoch: Sonia ![]() Then I fainted. |
Hello guys! pls i want to start selling on konga and jumia, i dont know which product to start selling, and i only have #20,000 printer and laptop are available.... pls help!!! |
LifeIsGuhd:Lawyer?? You think it's necessary ![]() |
GODPUNISHUNA:hmmm she acts weird sometimes |
Hello Guys I was employed in a company on the 8th of January 2018, i was told by my employers that i will be on probation for 3months, and i will be receiving starting salary pending the time probation will end, then i will start receiving my normal salary. My probation period ended 8th April 2018, but no appointment letter was issued to me and nothing was said about it, am still paid my starting salary instead of normal salary, I sent an email to my employer and she said the test isnt over yet, its the 6month now, pls guys what should I do ![]() |
NwanyiAwkaetiti:hmmm, that was what she have been telling me, but why can i visit her? but she can sleep over |
1StopRudeness:i tire for this guy oo |
Mrnakeina:lolz |
1StopRudeness:you have a point here, but am sure this one isnt married |
Beetwo:��� |
ODeva:she was just employed into the company, and she is to work under me, she is new, so people doesnt know much about her |
anochuko01:you think so? |
Olalan:Thanks boss |
[quote author= post=68954355]Scary![/quote]its really scary |
Hello Friends Please Help! I met a girl at my place of work, we have been dating for few weeks now, and she have been visiting and also passing the night at my place for sometimes, but each time i ask her something about her, she will keep mute, and advise we dont talk about it. I told her i want to come and know where she is staying tomorrow, but she said no, that i cant come for now, I know nothing about her, and it seems have been dating a stranger for a long time now, pls what is happening and what can i do ? |


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