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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:01pm On Nov 06, 2015
Temmi001:
Good evening sir..
Good evening ma'am.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:19am On Nov 06, 2015
Good morning to everyone...wishing you a wonder and memorable day ahead of you.

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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:13am On Nov 06, 2015
Temmi001, good morning ma'am.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:09am On Nov 06, 2015
GideonG:

I remain loyal boss! In fact ova loyal dey worry me. I trowey salute! Thanks for the shout-out.
a shout-out from you is worth more than silver and gold. God bless you bro!
I remain loyal too. May you be counted among the favoured ones. Good morning sir.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:49pm On Nov 05, 2015
dpacificheraclx:
Hello Please, who knows when lectures will commence in the department of economics for 100L students... Coz I'm travelling to Ilorin this weekend
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Khassy
Rrkarang
Yungmilio2
Napoleonbaba
wheesin
Temmi001
SenoritaCristo
IDGAF
BoiGrammz
Donabydeco
EINSTEINPG
and others please I need your urgent response gannn

My S/O goes to erryone in this building-
haywhy911
duke59
reekado
LEGITLAYO,
GideonG
Sveen
shekalamin
Jerryspan
zyhon96
Mzlarem
therealpsoul
mrtopeqs
DharmyYinks
Ipinlaxy
NOBODYY
and Everybody wink
Honestly, I have no idea. But storming Ilorin by the weekend is not a bad idea. Returning students in Econs (faculty of management) on this thread should please come to our aid on this; a brother needs your help. Thanks in advance.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:24pm On Nov 05, 2015
GideonG, you are sighted sir.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:22pm On Nov 05, 2015
killercute16:
am just here boss....how've you been?
I've been cool
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:15pm On Nov 05, 2015
IDGAF:

You are an inspiration Sir.Even if i don't recite a litany of praise to you,someone else wud always do so.Wish ur impact is felt here lyk it was the previous year on this thread.Before my admission,I longed to meet u.I guess that dream can finally be a reality.God bless you Sir.

By the way,how is the semester going 4 u?
How kind of you for those words of encouragement. The first time I came across your posts on this thread I was awestruck by the level of your maturity, understanding and versatility....I can only say I would be more than glad to meet you in person. Well, the semester is going on smoothly even though we haven't received any lecture in our department. Sir IDGAF, I wish you a stress-free academic session and may your dreams come true. Many thanks brother.

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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 7:20pm On Nov 04, 2015
Ridwan1821:
@EINSTEINPG, Have u done ur course registration? If so, did u picked CSC208 (computer programming II)? The course is 3 unit course and it is elective..Am thinking whether to choose d course or not.
I've not done that sir. Why don't you do it in consultation with LA to be on a safer side. Still, you can ask those fresh 300l students for insight.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 7:10pm On Nov 04, 2015
MzLarem:
Awwn..pple like u make us want 2 be here..this place is part of what keeps me going. God bless u bro.
Amen to that. May you equally be blessed ma'am.

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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 6:46pm On Nov 04, 2015
MzLarem:
Seems bro is in a very delirious mood dis evening.
Am always happy when I see you people online.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 6:40pm On Nov 04, 2015
Reekado:
tryna home-register but printer's bad....im all shades of frustrated right now
Don't worry, everything is gonna be all right. You are a smart fellow, don't let frustration colour mood.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 6:37pm On Nov 04, 2015
MzLarem:
All hail to the Boss in the house..since d list is nt out,then ntin's up bt I'm fine nd u?
Am cool madam. Don't fret ma'am, the Good Lord has already recommended you for admission...just be optimistic and you would be favourably considered by the ever dependable Lord you serve.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 6:32pm On Nov 04, 2015
killercute16, longest time bro.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 6:31pm On Nov 04, 2015
Reekado:
yooo bro my two hands are in the air for you ...howdy
Am cool bro. And you?
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 6:29pm On Nov 04, 2015
All hail to the queen in the house; what's up Mzlarem?
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 6:26pm On Nov 04, 2015
IDGAF, you are sighted sir. How has it been?
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 6:25pm On Nov 04, 2015
Reekado my main man. Good evening sir.
It's been a while.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 6:03pm On Nov 04, 2015
Khan1993:
Good evening sir. I share my sad story with you on last year on unilorin thread and thought it would be unfair if i dont share my success story. You may not remember but if you checked your quotes and mentions, am sure u'll find this moniker. To brief you sir, i was offer PLB last year instead of MBBS. You gave a brotherly advice that i study it but i said NO. I later did and i took jamb again. Sir, am excited to announced that out of the 21 students for BDS( Bachelor of Dental Surgery) in university of ibadan, am on the list. Have been an ardent followers of yours and i can say that there is this je ne sais quoi about you which i wish to unravel. You are a great person and i wish to meet you in person someday. Stay bless bro.
GLORY BE TO GOD, THE BENEFICIENT AND THE COMPASSIONATE.

khan1993, your moniker is as familiar as an oath.
Sure, I vividly recollect what transpired last year and how you defiantly left no one in doubts of your resolute unwillingness to give up on your dream. I hope you never thought of me for once as a wet blanket when I was trying to talk you out of rejecting the offered course.

Reading your testimony today, makes me as joyous as the laughter of a child, and you, sharing your testimony with us on this thread makes you as magnanimous as Agamemnon. You see, Unilorin (and a couple of other universities) admission process could sometimes be as disappointing as wet gunpowder. But in the end the good Lord never disappoints you and here you are today on a life changing journey to fulfill your dream in tandem with God's plans for you.

Admittedly, one becomes uniquely powerful when making strong declarations to remain undaunted amidst challenges. And that is what sets the successful apart from the mediocres. I celebrate you for your doggedness in choosing your own directions and the subsequent actions eventually led you to a favourably desired outcome.

Well, your Signature is a pointer to your proactive personality: Whatever is vividly envisioned, ardently desired and enthusiastically acted uopn will inevitably come to pass with GOD'S APPROVAL. Perhaps you should update your signature with the last two words.

SIR Khan1993, with sincere humility, I congratulate you on your admission into the traditionally veritable premier University in Nigeria (UNIBADAN). May the Good Lord grant you the fortitude, wisdom and motivation to scale through the academic hurdles that you would inevitably pass through in the course of your academic programme.

In a similar vein, I am looking forward to witnessing that day when we shall be exchanging handshakes in person at the summit of success. Good luck to you my fidus Achates.

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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 5:43pm On Nov 04, 2015
Good evening great people.

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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:05am On Nov 03, 2015
haywhy911:
you're right, boss.





Oh my! EINSTEINPG just quoted me! *performs fifty rounds of push-ups* I salute u,Boss.
Take it easy boss. I salute you too. Have a nice day sir.

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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 8:54am On Nov 03, 2015
MzLarem:
its frustrating..I'm used 2 it tho.
Exactly Madam. When I experienced it I was like abi dem don get me ni. Superlady, I do enjoy your amicable posts on this thread. Keep the passion burning.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 7:59am On Nov 03, 2015
haywhy911:
cheesy GOOD! My therapy is working. #OperationThunderFireInsonmia
Thank God for you bro. I recently experienced insomnia and it was not funny at all.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 7:47am On Nov 03, 2015
IQDONABLE:


Boss, I didn't know until now. I'm happy to know you're hale and hearty now.

Between, Thanks a lot for the materials.
May Allah Subuhana Watallah bless you more and increase you in knowledge,wealth and good health. (Amin)
Many thanks boss. May you equally be a beneficiary of that prayer. Have a nice day sir.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:35pm On Nov 02, 2015
I humbly recognise everyone here tonight. Great people I love you all.

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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:25pm On Nov 02, 2015
Donabydeco:


Sorry bruh..I wish you quick recovery.
Thanks bro. Am hale and hearty now. See you at the department.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:19pm On Nov 02, 2015
Temmi001:
Bro, I got your post. Well, what else can I say? Ordinarily, I'll quickly term it flattery, but, you gave me an all-inclusive tutorial differentiating praise and flattery. Your versatility marvels me. I was here through the 14/15 thread, and I'll just infer you're a polymath. Your sobriquet alone speaks more of you. Could this be another Leonardo Da Vinçi? I'm asking because I can hardly decipher how someone could be this versatile.
So grateful for those kind words that if properly not managed could lead to hauteur. I wish you Midas touch in all your future endeavours. And I wish you happiness that is as illimitable as the boundless sea. I equally look forward to celebrate you for your global success. Many thanks ma'am.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 3:51pm On Nov 01, 2015
GideonG:
I am highly dumbfounded right now! First of all happy new month to y'all... God has predestined this month to be a month of new beginnings, We thank God for every little thing!

Ok, back to the matter, when I saw EINSTEINPG's write up in praise of TEMMI001 "THE ENIGMATIC AMAZON" to be honest, I didn't read it as It was quite long and I was busy at the moment.

I said I will have to come back and check it out but I totally forgot... not until I made this post...



More than an hour later, I remembered the write-up and decided to go and locate it to read.

Men!!!!!!!! This guy is too much, I decided to bring it back here showing some parts that really got me intrigued!

Baba I doff my hat!
Praise humbly makes good men better and bad men thrasonically worse. I wish for initiation into the former. Sir GideonG, you're as watchful as a sentinel, and I think nobody can live in denegation of your indispensable relevance on this thread. Thanks a lot.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 9:14pm On Oct 31, 2015
Ousmayne:
EinsteinPG baba calm down na.. See as your love letter dey hook my curve2 grin
Lol....I don't write love letter bro. That was an honest assessment of a fellow human.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 7:26pm On Oct 31, 2015
IN PRAISE OF TEMMI001 "THE ENIGMATIC AMAZON"

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticise me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Indeed, the way we respond to criticism pretty much depends on the way we respond to praise. If praise humbles us, then criticism will build us up. But if praise inflates us, then criticism will crush us; and both responses lead to our defeat.
One of the most powerful forms of human communications is praise. We are surrounded by opportunities to use it-in teamwork, in the workplace, in family life, in volunteering, even in dog training- and when we do it well, it works wonders.
Effective praise can permanently raise someone's performance. It can dramatically alter someone's self-image, or even the trajectory of their life. At the very least, it can make their day better.
At the same time, wrong praise at the wrong time, in the wrong manner, can be worse than useless- it can be devastating.
In the course of my existence I have cultivated the assuetude of only showering praise that I actually mean. Unearned praise is mere flattery. A real man doesn't manipulate people's emotions, or use false or empty praise. Think about a time you earned the praise of somebody you respected. You value that praise because you valued the opinion of the person giving it. And, you valued that praise because you trusted the sincerity of the person giving it.
When you truly, and with sincerity, give someone real praise, you are giving them the opportunity to upgrade their self-image. And it is hard to overstate how transformational this can be. Under the right circumstances, the right word of praise and encouragement spoken into the ear of someone who needs it and is ready, can unlock their human potential.
Without exaggeration, praise is indeed powerful, and it is also, dangerous. If you give someone praise that they truly don't think they deserve they can even start to think that you are clueless. Similarly, if someone is convinced they did good job and you criticise or nitpick, that can be profoundly demoralizing.

IN a world where nothing seems to be real and stereotypical opinion being the default overriding factor of retrogressive comparison of gender dichotomy.
It was against this backdrop of gender stereotypes I felt the irresistible urge to let go of a rather ignominiously hidebound assessment of gender.
Of course; in a futuristic sense of intuition, I view women as the dominant sex across the solar system. They run everything. They are eximiously smarter and they are uniquely invulnerable. The common term used in conversation when referring to a generic person is 'sh' rather than 'he'. The most oft-repeated oath is 'good goddess'
Writing as a man, it may be that this would take things a little too far. But still, if one were not a man one could understand that such a state of affairs might appeal, given the long and tortured history of gender relations.
Today I honour and pay tribute to a bright lady (Temmi001). It's been my great privilege to have known you (Temmi001) for your percipient acuity. You stand tall among your peers. And I think it would be my greatest undoing out of insouciance if I fail to unequivocally acknowledge you. Still, my personal philosophy of life would have been compromised; in the sense that I have always dispassionately subdued my ego and sentiment when it comes to a genuine celebration of unrivaled quality when I come across one.
Your natural endowment of je ne sais quoi coupled with an enviable versatility of your knowledge humbles my sense of reasoning. And I can't help it, but to make a statement that you truly deserve my praise and encouragement.
Please do not interpret this write-up as a subtle penetration into the sanctuary of your sacred heart. Nor should you see it as a chicanery to revive the dormant salaciousness in me. Therefore, I have refrained from using frivolous and often-time phoney romantic remarks; such as ("Had an X-ray today, guess what they found? You. Safely tucked away in my heart. They said my heart is fine with a girl like you in it", "I sent an angel to look over you at night. The angel came back just a minute later and I asked it why. It told me, “Angels don't watch over other angels"wink....Mtcheeeeeew...yeye dey smell. Look TEMMI001, you reserve the right to treat this post as nugatory. Even if you detect an iota of ulterior motive in this post, you are at liberty to label me as a devilishly babbling Neanderthal and a reprehensible enema-addicted conglomerate of intellectual constipation. YES, am quite aware of the potential obloquy this post will generate, but I remain receptive to criticism.
Honestly, I really wish I was in any way connected to you. Perhaps as a younger brother or an elder brother, even as a collateral cousin. But am not a loser after all, as I take solace in the fact that you are a Nigerian. And that makes you my "NATIONAL SISTER", and a worthy compatriot. And even more interesting, I am fortunate enough to be your fellow student in the same school.
Well, you must have impulsively sneered at the above paragraph as a mere flattery remark. But I tell you; flattery is a counterfeit money which, but for vanity, would have no circulation. As a matter of fact, I always implore the ALMIGHTY to grant me prudently to avoid him that flatters me, and to endure patiently him that contradicts me.
You're as fabulous as Aladdin's ring and your sound intellect is as inexhaustible as the deep sea. Frankly, I challenge you to remain a source of afflatus to other young ladies out there as this would make your legacy as imperishable as eternity.
My dearest NATIONAL SISTER, I must stop here lest I become as loquacious as Polonius.
PS: My sources of information about your enviable qualities are your posts on this thread.

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Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 5:51pm On Oct 30, 2015
khassy:



That was d year I killed the Vc of Copenhagen University when he denied my clearance grin
Indeed.....you never cease to amaze me with your convivial posts.
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 5:41pm On Oct 30, 2015
rkarang:



Many thanks sir! I'm wishing you a hitch-free session
Wish you the same sir.

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