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Politics / Re: Kano Assembly Repeals Ganduje's Emirates Council Law by Ejyksneh(m): 11:42am On May 23
That one is your headache, I implore you to locate a nearby wet transformer and kiss it with your weed smoke lips
assholemods:

You have mental problems see a doctor 💊
Politics / Re: Kano Assembly Repeals Ganduje's Emirates Council Law by Ejyksneh(m): 11:40am On May 23
Na ya pápá get mental health issues courtesy of too much ewedu and amala munching
assholemods:

You have mental health issues.
Celebrities / Re: Police Arrests Content Creator Who Accused Emoney Of Affair With Jr Pope's Wife by Ejyksneh(m): 11:37am On May 23
Go and ask your grandfather.

Or locate a nearby wet transformer and kiss it, make sure you disposed off those smelly amala and ewedu in your abode before embarking on the journey, good luck
Crafteck1:



So much hatred in one post, u no get wetin u dey use your life do?
Politics / Re: Kano Assembly Repeals Ganduje's Emirates Council Law by Ejyksneh(m): 11:33am On May 23
That one is your headache, locate a nearby transformer and kiss it.
Moniya4Real:

Tribalism has stifled your mental growth, let alone development.quote author=Ejyksneh post=130099827]This is a commendable development.
Ganduje by association has become an ewedu muncher, and a well known head slammer.

These are traits of people who nature shouldn't be treated with gloves hand, they will ask for bread and nature should give them stone.
They will ask for tea and they will get feaces mixed with abóki urine.
We hereby declare today, head slammers and ewedu/amala munchers won't see the good of life as long as they continue to bring shame and backwardness to our dear Nigeria through iragbiji fraud who is more than half close to his grave.

Checky signature please, for more updates
Celebrities / Re: Police Arrests Content Creator Who Accused Emoney Of Affair With Jr Pope's Wife by Ejyksneh(m): 11:32am On May 23
Ya pápá dey mãd
Ategberoson:




Werey na chigioke tribe of a failed rising sun, Yoruba matter go kpai you in no time, just watch out



You're at the last symptoms of your madness, any moment from now na market you dey go

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Celebrities / Re: Police Arrests Content Creator Who Accused Emoney Of Affair With Jr Pope's Wife by Ejyksneh(m): 11:14am On May 23
He should be locked in jail forever, let the key be thrown inside river Niger.

I wonder why ewedu and amala munchers wants to bring people down to their throdden selves.
Maybe it's the pepper they use in cooking foods and even drinking tea thats affecting their mental capacity.
If you check very well, this accuser of brethren is an ewedu muncher who by extension is a head slammer.
No mercy, castration is the only solution for this fellow, and after castration, he should be locked in jail.
This I said is exactly what the iragbiji fraud deserves, and he must get it insha'Allah.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits 'Saving Little Hearts Program' At Cardiocare Hospital, Abuja by Ejyksneh(m): 11:00am On May 22
Pit girigory obi will never be present of Nigeria.
I'm yaríba and we love our iragbiji fraud with all our heart.
Ebola timbulu will rule till 2060, all ewedu munchers must put heads together to make sure any amount of talks from pitobi will be refuted.

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Politics / Re: Ganduje: Although Not Election Period, We’re Working To Secure Tinubu’s Reelecti by Ejyksneh(m): 10:23am On May 22
Ebola Timbulu reelection is certain, no Ibo or IPOB in disguise will stop the almighty iragbiji fraud from being Nigeria president till 2060.
We yaríbas alias fraudulent ewedu munchers love him and we will continue to support the certificate forger till our last breathe.

Even though he shakes and vibrate like tiger generator when walking or talking, we are right behind him till 2060.
All my fellow head slammers will do anything possible to achieve this aim, no matter the number of pit girigory obi beer that comes up, we will defeat them insha'Allah

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Celebrities / Re: Late Junior Pope Back Stabbed Me Repeatedly - Yul Edochie by Ejyksneh(m): 9:59am On May 22
I'm not surprise, anyone who associates himself with our amiable iragbiji fraud, Baba wey dey shake and vibrate on ground, the drug lord of our time is bound to display fóòlishness in all angle.

Since this yul Edochie started supporting iragbiji criminal, and munching ewedu with the self acclaimed president....he has been off the radar, he may be schizophrenic but we don't know.

Check my signature for more updates please 🙏

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Politics / Re: 2027: Obi, Atiku Will Not Smell Presidency - Verydarkman by Ejyksneh(m): 9:35am On May 22
Ebola Timbulu will remain in the sit till 2039 insha'Allah.
We love him with all our heart, we the yaríbas alias ewedu munchers will continue to support him till our last breathe.
The iragbiji fraud is the Messiah, we love him.
Long live the president, long live the iragbiji fraud, long live grand theft wey his hand dey shake


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Crime / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by Ejyksneh(m): 11:22am On Apr 08
Stop abusing the word "virtuous woman"

From every indication, you are not a virtuous woman and you may never be.

You can only dump small chewing gum boys not men......real men knows their value and they go for what's worth their time and money.....not just any scare crow looking being with oranges as breast on their chest, flanked with two ironed and well flatted yansh
Goodlady:

I m a virtuous woman so no man can use and dumped me. I v dump many boys before they had anything to do with me. So stfu!

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Travel / Re: UK People Are Miserable, Nigerians Are 'happy' by Ejyksneh(m): 3:40pm On Apr 04
You and who? 🙄
post=129264170:
From all of us @MANNA,

North.

East.

West or

South.........

No place like home.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA 🇳🇬

We Rise ✔️
Politics / Re: Tinubu shakes hands With Newly Sworn-In Senegalese President, Diomaye Faye by Ejyksneh(m): 4:19pm On Apr 02
Iragbiji fraud, don't infect the newly sworn in president with your badluck
Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 1:03pm On Apr 02
Any lady who ties wrapper at home whether young or old is automatically considered old by virtue of lack of fashion sense......no explanation as to whether you find it cool or not, ladies who tie wrapper at home has unpleasant smells from their bu.ms......what happened to wearing b.um shorts, leggings, yansh dividers? E.t.c
Jeje247:
oga. Young ladies still tie wrapper. Especially in the mornings. I find it cool on my woman and encourage her to use it regularly

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Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 12:53pm On Apr 02
This one is a simp 🤣

And to make it worse, you are simping on old women not even youngies.....as wrapper is only associated with older women with lack of fashion sense
Jeje247:
Don't think there is any clothing that is more sexy on a woman than wrapper hanging loosing round her body. It's always a turn on for me

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Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 12:51pm On Apr 02
God forbid I marry my fellow man, haven't you been told that you are a bro in female body?

If my wife tie wrapper at home, I will only warn her about it once, the next she does it, I'm taking a second wife as I detest wrapper with passion....what happened to b.um shorts? Leggings? Yansh dividers?.....wrapper isn't permitted in my abode
Puss360:

Lol? Why are you concerned about my matrimonial life or lack of it....
Na you wan marry me??
So shouldn't a woman tie wrapper at home again??
Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 12:26pm On Apr 02
Are you sure you will ever marry? A lady who doesn't have big yansh or big bress should have at least good character.
I'm actually scared for you dear
Puss360:
Lol... Wrapper is good for use at home joor... Fresh air circulation very important...

If hubby doesn't like the wrapper, then it's obvious the marriage foundation is shaking...

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Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 12:19pm On Apr 02
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Travel / Re: Air Peace Plans Commencement Of Flights To New York, Houston by Ejyksneh(m): 12:00pm On Apr 02
Good......feats that no yaríba ewedu muncher can attain aside flocking and licking of head slammers asses, frolicking and massaging northerns egos for peanuts......lazy ewedu munchers 😂😂🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

My dirty neighbour who is an ewedu muncher is on the verge of running mad because of hunger orchestrated by his kinsman iragbiji fraud.....I don't pity him as I use every opportunity I get to laugh at him and make him want to k!ll himself so I take over his dirty looking yaríba wife, i learnt she is good in bed.🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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Politics / Re: Crude Oil Price Rises To $87 Per Barrel — Highest Since October 2023 by Ejyksneh(m): 11:47am On Apr 02
From time immemorial, anything that associates with sadwest ewedu munchers depreciates to oblivion, especially if the ewedu muncher is a head slammers.

With this understanding, I used and dumped one lady who is yaríba ewedu muncher, she loved me with her life but I ha.ted everything about her including her foot marks on the floor......I climbed and nuts inside her smelly cunt every night I'm less busy, she has the trade mark of sadwest ladies, which is black smelly yansh......she cried to pulp the day i dumped her....she is a bad luck safe for her bedmatic quality, she is evil.

I advise well meaning Nigerians to avoid ewedu munchers for their own good

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