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Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 1:03pm On Apr 02
Any lady who ties wrapper at home whether young or old is automatically considered old by virtue of lack of fashion sense......no explanation as to whether you find it cool or not, ladies who tie wrapper at home has unpleasant smells from their bu.ms......what happened to wearing b.um shorts, leggings, yansh dividers? E.t.c
Jeje247:
oga. Young ladies still tie wrapper. Especially in the mornings. I find it cool on my woman and encourage her to use it regularly

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Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 12:53pm On Apr 02
This one is a simp 🤣

And to make it worse, you are simping on old women not even youngies.....as wrapper is only associated with older women with lack of fashion sense
Jeje247:
Don't think there is any clothing that is more sexy on a woman than wrapper hanging loosing round her body. It's always a turn on for me

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Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 12:51pm On Apr 02
God forbid I marry my fellow man, haven't you been told that you are a bro in female body?

If my wife tie wrapper at home, I will only warn her about it once, the next she does it, I'm taking a second wife as I detest wrapper with passion....what happened to b.um shorts? Leggings? Yansh dividers?.....wrapper isn't permitted in my abode
Puss360:

Lol? Why are you concerned about my matrimonial life or lack of it....
Na you wan marry me??
So shouldn't a woman tie wrapper at home again??
Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 12:26pm On Apr 02
Are you sure you will ever marry? A lady who doesn't have big yansh or big bress should have at least good character.
I'm actually scared for you dear
Puss360:
Lol... Wrapper is good for use at home joor... Fresh air circulation very important...

If hubby doesn't like the wrapper, then it's obvious the marriage foundation is shaking...

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Family / Re: This Is How To Dress For Your Husband, Even When You're Nursing A Baby by Ejyksneh(m): 12:19pm On Apr 02
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Travel / Re: Air Peace Plans Commencement Of Flights To New York, Houston by Ejyksneh(m): 12:00pm On Apr 02
Good......feats that no yaríba ewedu muncher can attain aside flocking and licking of head slammers asses, frolicking and massaging northerns egos for peanuts......lazy ewedu munchers 😂😂🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

My dirty neighbour who is an ewedu muncher is on the verge of running mad because of hunger orchestrated by his kinsman iragbiji fraud.....I don't pity him as I use every opportunity I get to laugh at him and make him want to k!ll himself so I take over his dirty looking yaríba wife, i learnt she is good in bed.🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Check my signature for more

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Politics / Re: Crude Oil Price Rises To $87 Per Barrel — Highest Since October 2023 by Ejyksneh(m): 11:47am On Apr 02
From time immemorial, anything that associates with sadwest ewedu munchers depreciates to oblivion, especially if the ewedu muncher is a head slammers.

With this understanding, I used and dumped one lady who is yaríba ewedu muncher, she loved me with her life but I ha.ted everything about her including her foot marks on the floor......I climbed and nuts inside her smelly cunt every night I'm less busy, she has the trade mark of sadwest ladies, which is black smelly yansh......she cried to pulp the day i dumped her....she is a bad luck safe for her bedmatic quality, she is evil.

I advise well meaning Nigerians to avoid ewedu munchers for their own good

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ecuador's Youngest Mayor, Brigitte-Garcia & Her Aide Assassinated by Ejyksneh(m): 2:18pm On Mar 25
Check very well.....the perpetrators of this heinous crime is from Nigeria as they were paid to do it, and I'm sure they are all head slammers who are ewedu munchers.

Check my signature for more please

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Politics / Re: NNPC Says Processes For Public Ownership Of Its Shares To Begin Soon by Ejyksneh(m): 10:59am On Mar 21
Using resources from south to enrich mischief makers and ewedu munchers plus skull miners

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Politics / Re: Sokoto Governor Ahmad Aliyu Breaks Ramadan Fast With Almajiri Boy by Ejyksneh(m): 9:57am On Mar 18
Check my signature and know their fate, don't pity any of them oh ya Allah

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Politics / Re: Delta Killings: Soldiers Occupy Okuama, Raze More Buildings by Ejyksneh(m): 8:57am On Mar 18
The same machineries should be deployed to Kwara, Osun and Ibadan where skull miners and internet fraudsters are hiding ... Let their hideouts and supporters base be leveled to the ground.

Please check my signature for more

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Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores Bay FC's First Ever Goal As They Beat Angel City 1-0 by Ejyksneh(m): 8:44am On Mar 18
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Politics / Re: Daniel Bwala: Peter Obi Not Playing Responsible Opposition by Ejyksneh(m): 7:43am On Mar 18
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Politics / Re: Alleged Budget Padding: ACF Condemns Ningi’s Suspension by Ejyksneh(m): 7:41am On Mar 18
APC is an evil cult group, all members must end up in hell fire.
Mark this.

Check my signature for what you seek

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Politics / Re: I Haven’t Received Any Salary As Governor, My Wife Has No Official Car – Soludo by Ejyksneh(m): 7:38am On Mar 18
Lies from the pit of hell, only the ronus will believe you.

Check my signature for what you are looking for

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Business / Re: FG Seeks Fresh Court Order To Extend Detention Of Binance Executives by Ejyksneh(m): 12:41pm On Mar 16
Nothing good can come out from this govt, check my signature for more

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Phones / Re: Countries Affected By Internet Outage by Ejyksneh(m): 10:56am On Mar 16
Who are you asking?
Rahkman:
SO WHAT IS BEING DONE TO REMEDY THE SITUATION

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Crime / Re: EFCC Bans Night Operations After University Raids Cause Outcry by Ejyksneh(m): 3:36pm On Feb 14
It's your papa that's mad.

How I wish you look half as the picture you posted, but no! You be looking like ekuke with earrings and long hairs
Goodlady:

You are mad but no one has informed you!
Sports / Re: Aina, Troost-ekong And Lookman Make AFCON-11 Man Team Of The Tournament by Ejyksneh(m): 3:33pm On Feb 14
See this little ekuke.

Skull miner, I'm sure you are already envisaging how you will mine my skull but it's your family's skull you will mine not my skull.

Lazy yaríba ewedu muncher
Ategberoson:



You go just peme, imbecilies like you shouldn't be given Android phone


Yoruba will always be your nemesis, failed iigbbo kid


I wonder those doing business with the nitwit, if you like yourself do nysc stuff with this mumu at your own peril

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Crime / Re: EFCC Bans Night Operations After University Raids Cause Outcry by Ejyksneh(m): 3:31pm On Feb 14
That's not your business.

My concern is that you should stop feeling too important because no one is after your body, if you are unclad before me, I see you as my fellow man
Goodlady:

Police ll catch you one day.
Sports / Re: Aina, Troost-ekong And Lookman Make AFCON-11 Man Team Of The Tournament by Ejyksneh(m): 3:26pm On Feb 14
Point of correction; Yaríba, skull miners and ewedu munchers
Ategberoson:



Yoruba matter go killllll you las las, take your vex to ojukwu in his grave

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Crime / Re: EFCC Bans Night Operations After University Raids Cause Outcry by Ejyksneh(m): 3:23pm On Feb 14
Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Even if I was one, you are built like a brick layer, my prick can't rise on seeing your uncladness, scarecrow has more enticing stature than you
Goodlady:

You look like rapist!
Sports / Re: Aina, Troost-ekong And Lookman Make AFCON-11 Man Team Of The Tournament by Ejyksneh(m): 3:12pm On Feb 14
Lmao 🤣, see this ekuke.

Useless ewedu muncher.
You are looking for who to mine his skull and return it to your Alfa? Your plans will not work, crawl back to your cave you Yaríba osinwin
DenreleDave:


Igbo boy, You are saying nonsense, dem still correct u, u stil dey talk nonsense.

If dem insult ur people now, una go dey cry go meet the mods
Sports / Re: Aina, Troost-ekong And Lookman Make AFCON-11 Man Team Of The Tournament by Ejyksneh(m): 3:07pm On Feb 14
Focus on movies and taking care of your kids, you have no business with football as you know nothing about it
egojeny1:

Honestly. The cup supposed to be an easy grab. The day I confirmed he's a very good player was the day we played with South Africa. Then I didn't know his name, I had to ask my husband 'pls what's the name of the guy in afro', he said Aina, I told him the guy is a baller and he confirmed it. They played with all their might and strength that day. Only God knows what happened to him in the last game
Sports / Re: Aina, Troost-ekong And Lookman Make AFCON-11 Man Team Of The Tournament by Ejyksneh(m): 3:06pm On Feb 14
God forbid, you want carry my papa picture go native doctor, blood of jesus!!! Never
tollyboy5:

Lol if e sure 4 you post your papa picture na. grin
Sports / Re: Aina, Troost-ekong And Lookman Make AFCON-11 Man Team Of The Tournament by Ejyksneh(m): 3:00pm On Feb 14
I learnt ewedu and too much red oil and pepper depreciates sense of reasoning, my father is still sound and agile, unlike yours that munching too much ewedu has affected his brain
tollyboy5:

Lol show your father your Nairaland post if he won't disown you.

!d!ot

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