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Ones and twos are all the sizes left....hurry now while stock last

Graduates of uniport that year..... How far nah... Una don see work?

holashayo:
Like seriously mathematics looks unreal but i think they picked their scientific ideas from the spirit world.

Maybe that 1000 multiply by 0 = 0 means even if you are alive, hale and healthy but your glory have been used, you be nothing o

Nairalanders.... You guys are damn hilarious.... Like seriously.... How does one think about something like this .... Damn funny.... Oh boy!

Master of the universe!

Power belongs to God

Combination of beauty and brain.... Bianca odumegu ojukwu... My woman crush!!

Particular kind of soup wey hungry me to chop na white soup and poundo

Do you know Amadou?

Specialization in a particular line of work is better than being a jack of all trade and master at none

Thing is haydens ended d previous sentence with 'prefect' n I have been racking my brain all day for a sentence dat begins with 'prefect' ... Only for careente to begin a anoda sentence with ' perfect' instead of 'prefect'... So again... We are back to 'prefect''

Thing sorta rhymes with 'wing' and 'ring'

Earth is just my temporary abode.... Heaven is the ultimate goal

Week one on my weight loss journey

Week one la

Days of the week are..... Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, saturday

And then the razz banter about tribalism between kalulu and fetchcheck abi wetin.....if dat isn't pure entertainment and comic relief...then I don't know what is...

Jus take out your popcorn and you are on a whole cinematic adventure

BigYash:
Even cable aren't left out.. they use that to connect the drugs to high tension cables, so it can make people high.

My friends think am old fashion.... To still log on to nairaland every now n and then.... They call it an outdated app

But most comments I read are usually worth it in d end... I jus laugh and laugh and laugh and breathe in deep n laugh.... And den laugh some more....

This comment is damn hilarious...

Prison doors would unlocked themselves if only prisoners could sing and pray....ask Paul and silas

Jail term for all pedophiles asap.. say no to child molestation!

Sup with you nigger?

It......is..... about..... to..... go..... down!!!!

Through hook or crook... we don't give a damn.... We must make it

Nowayback10:
Hello, I want to believe this will be my final bust op. Been married for the past 3 yrs and my wife has been unable to get pregnant. Please any advise for those who have gotten their testimony from here. Thank you

As someone that has 'ttced' for years, av got one advice I WISH smone told me earlier.... Find d root cause of d infertility early on.... Befo splurging on drugs n herbs etc.... If one gets married in Thier prime.... 20s and mid 30s fine you could TTC blindly... Hoping if dis does not work... This might... But from mid thirties upward.... Get a diagnosis... Focus strictly on healing.... By all means if d funding is Der.... Try IVF....

I got pregnant more than four times in a five year span but lost all the preggies. I didn't go for a medical diagnosis.... I detest hospitals... I still went on buying drugs doing this n dat... N the years were moving , swiftly....Fortunately I stumbled on a post here where smone highlighted all the symptoms she had ( they were same as mine) n said her docs diagnosis was low progesterone...

D next pregnancy...I was 41 at the time, D moment I realised my period was late by just one day.... I didn't even do a strip test I got vit b6 asap. And dat preggy stayed...

In my moments of solitude now am older....I keep thinking if I had known dat single bit of info and on time.... Id probably have more tiny feet running around d house.

Imagine gulping down tons n tons of fertility drugs diff brand n shapes n sizes.... But your tubes are block....or if the man has low count... n it's undiagnosed...nothing short of a miracle can help.

Get a diagnosis... Work on it... If you've been certified okay but preggy ain't coming...Google things( u cud read dis thread from start to end) I did dat.... In two days lol) ask your doc for fertility drugs...n PRAY

Don't used words like 'last bus stop' Der is no last bus stop in TTC.... We simply keep moving

Inspiration comes naturally and more intense when one is high on ganja... Reason why rastas are always 'inspired'

Then music used to make sense and evoke emotions.... Now all I hear is pure trash

Good people hardly make it in this part of the world

Eternity to Eternity You'd still be my God

Row row row your gently down the stream

Soul, spirit and body.... The great trifecta

Rock of ages cleft for me.... Let me hide myself in thee...

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